Zeaxov: Only your level of idiocy is enough to master this beast...

Caveman is dominant, yet victorious over Sohtong...

Zeaxov: You see, she completely ignores knowledge of any sort...

Zeaxov: All wit, quick-thinking, and gut feelings have no effect on her what so ever...

Graduate's hat on the underside of her tentacle...

Zeaxov: Only foolish random distracting acts can harbour her short-term attention...

*Random act of foolisness*

Zeaxov: And neither I nor my minion has mastered the complicated art of your simple-mindedness...

Zeaxov bows down to Cavemen like Luke Skywalker to Yoda

Zeaxov: And if the government finds out I'll be mounted down like by the savage dogs who are the prison in-mates, forced to position, only desired by one party, my body...

Zeaxov whisperes casually to Caveman...

Minion: I again can confirm that...

Zeaxov: So whatdduya say, cavem- I mean, Afiqah... Will you help me?

Zeaxov convinces Caveman(not in view)...

Cavem- uh, Afiqah cornering minion: Caveman...AGREE!!!

Sohtong's tentacles are emerging from an egg-like object...

And he starts monolouging... Wheee...

Zeaxov: I first intended to develop a highly intellegent human brain cell, unfortunately, I failed miserably and ended up with a strange and irrelevant young SOHTONG!!!

A little sohtong stares up with a stupid gaze...

Zeaxov(sarcastically): What promise it showed...

Zeaxov: I named this creature "Sohtong" as no other creature of its species were existant

Zeaxov: One day, she broke into my chemicals...

Sohtong is curious about some liquid in a flask...

Zeaxov: She accidentally spilt some abstract elemental formulaes on herself...

Sohtong is playing in the puddle of buildingblocksoflife-changing substance

Zeaxov: ...this concuction caused her to mature extremely...

Sohtong is "pretty"; No reaction from Caveman...

Zeaxov: However, soon after, it revealed its most important side-effect, which was moistening her cells...

Zeaxov: ...causing her to be "saggy", if you will...

An old, angry Sohtong; Caveman is turned on...

Zeaxov: She took out her anger by attempting to destroy everything in sight!

Sohtong(still saggy) is holding Zeaxov by the neck with her fist clenched...

Zeaxov: Fortunately, her brain was too, "saggy"...

Sohtong is staring confused at her fist with one eye and at Zeaxov's shoulder pads with another in her tentacle... Zeaxov(padless) tiptoes away to safety...

Zeaxov: Now, after her escape, she threatens to severly damage the outside world in a state of phsycotic confusion!

A crazy giant Sohtong is crawling over an obviously out-of scale globe...

Zeaxov: What's more frightening is she is able to mate with ANY species...

Minion wakes up and continues: I can confirm that...

Zeaxov: ...and immortalise her legacy of stupidity foreverrrr!!

Many little sohtongs roam the, uh, somewhere...

Zeaxov: And that is why I bought you here...

Caveman is still pleasing himself...

The overnight we see the caveman slowly revealing his sick pleasure and minion to cold to move...

Zeaxov comes bursting in like he ownes the damn place, which he does, and canNOT hardly wait to meet his salvation...

Zeaxov: Well, minion, is he all unfrozen and what not already?

Minion, still very, so very cold, lays shivering on the large puddle of water which was once the block of ice but before he could say a word, Zeaxov, past him by and went forth to the caveman...

Zeaxov(thinking): I wonder if there was only water in that ice...

Zeaxov: Well hello, there you moronical accident! My name is Zeaxov and I'll be your overlord this lifetime...

Caveman is still busy with his "business"...

Zeaxov is disgusted, but shakes his head and begins talking casually again...

Zeaxov: Well I guess I should name you, and since there is a very little chance of any prehistoric human being around, I'll call you "Caveman"

Caveman: I am...AFIQAH!!! Want to woalap?

Zeaxov: Uh, no...

Caveman: Want something else? *raises eyebrows*

Zeaxov: NOO!!! I brought you here for a reason! It seems that you're the only one who can help me...You see, it all started 5/12 years ago...

Okay, here we go... Zeaxov and his minion, [INSERT NAME HERE] are staring up at a massive block of ice... Inside it lays an almost prehistoric frozen homosapian, eyes agape... Zeaxov whacks his minion off the head...

Zeaxov: You dunderhead! I told you to search in Zimbabwae, not Alaska!!

"Minion": I'm sorry, I got them mixed up!

Zeaxov: MIXED UP?!? WHAT kind of MORON mixes up Zimbabwae with, with, ALASKAAAA!!!

Minion cowers uncontrollably and pees a little in his pants...

Zeaxov: Very well, then, it would be faaaaarr too expensive to go on such an expedition again...so...just unfreeze this, this,...

Both exchange akward faces after looking at the caveman who was in an unusual position...

Minion: What do ya think he was doing, boss?

Zeaxov: I think it's pretty clear, [INSERT NAME HERE]... Back in those days, a cave man could get mighty lonely, what with overpopulation being absent, and all...

Minion obeys his master's wishes and unfreezes the ancient man...

Minion(sitting on the block of ice): He doesn't pay me enough to do this job...

Welcome, one and all, to yet another reality turned completely fabricated in "The Caveman vs Sohtong Project"... So here is where I'll be posting some, or any ideas I might have, just so I won't forget them... Like my Ray Gunn page, I'll be using CVvsST Bios, as well as CVvsST Sketches, to give ya a little background... So here, are where my script and stuff go... Wheee!! Um, yeah...