Sunday, April 18, 2004 at 07:26 p.m.
i'm your faaa-jhaaa...

fuck school... im goin to bali...

Monday, April 12, 2004 at 08:42 p.m.
weird.but.true
Chilean doctors say a 266 pound man who was shot in the
stomach was saved by his rolls of fat.

They say the bullet lodged in the man's fat and did not
damage any vital organs. A thinner person would have been
killed immediately.

A hospital spokesperson in Santiago says the man's thick
layer of fat acted in the same way as a bulletproof vest,
taking the impact of the shot.

La Cuarta newspaper reports Omar Alegria Campos, who's 33,
was driving his bus in the San Bernardo area of Santiago
when an armed man got on and started robbing passengers.

Alegria stopped the bus and switched on his emergency
lights to alert the police. He then tried to grab
the man's weapon.

The attacker fired twice. The first bullet smashed the
windscreen and the second lodged in the bus driver's
stomach.

Despite the wound, Alegria managed to throw himself on top
of the robber, stopping him from escaping.

A passing police patrol arrested the 29-year-old attacker.
They also took Alegria to El Pino Hospital, where doctors
extracted the bullet and sewed up the wound.