Wednesday, September 3, 2003 at 09:30 p.m.
wet dreams...
*Gettin high on Hey Mercedes, Stay Six*
had the most action-packed dream last nite... it was awesome.. ok me n my close fwens like azri, fird, hisham(cant remember the rest) were sailing in dis futuristic but vintage looking(straight from LXG) ship... we're from some navy shit..ok we were patrolling the ocean... its d future n most of earth is totally covered... the ship was so elegantly designed sialz!! ok ok... den dis alienish-looking pirates attacked us using their invisibility n stealth stole our prized weapon, the ion-powered cannon n killed most of my fwens... but they failed one of their mission too..they failed to kidnap my captain which is azri, a highly decorated hero war junkie...me n az escaped using our mini-sub... damn technological... we were planning on our counter attack... so we followed the pirates' chief.. Larkans Palatot to this weapons' convention where he disguised himself as a human major frm GErmany named urggh.. i forgot..k den... me n az were scoping on him on d roof with our sniper rifles... then suddenly one of his men saw us n opened fire... in dat convention.. under everyone's seat was placed a pistol, a sub-machinegun, a few ammos, n a commando knife.. dont ask me why but i think thise are the things on sale there and is for viewing.. k its a fucked up world.. then everyone started shooting at each other... n then.. me n az gathered all the men that are willing to fight for Aranorth, our king.. then we all fall in and advance our chase on the fucking smelly fishy looking Palatot... and suddenly we're at cinema watching this stupid creature from the blue lagoon show... with our weapons tight i nour hands... then i noticed the red beams(from machineguns) and i turned and saw the pirates... one of them fell asleep and accidentally switch his lasers on... dumb faggot fishes ... i tink they r guppies.. *R.I.P* then me n the mercenaries of Aranorth opened fire and killed of almost 3/4 of the pirates... but we lost 3/5 of our men too... n so we chased down Palatot.. mmmng palatot sial ni siamang... menyusahkan org... ok suddenly az was shot by Palatot's right-man Sundaling during our chase... in my madness, i shot him 8 times on his face... n bit his head off.. yes... i did...and d final battle... a swordfight between me n Palatot in a dark room with falls full of gaysex photos n posters.. "so u're gay huh??", i said... with his grinning simle he replied , "Hello handsome...".... ARRGHHH!!!! i cannot tahan and we fought it all out... for my friends n my captain.. n king Aranorth!!! n suddenly he stabbed me in d chest with a quick swift of his sword... but after my sword was nailed straight at his heart... we were both bleeding thru our mouth... i was lying on my back on d floor.. and d stench of d freaking fish could kill me off even befor the internal bleeding does... i gathered my strength.. n got up, with our hands still holding on to the swords... "HAIL AZRI!!!!" and ran and ran before pushing Palatot down the windows as he fell down the freaking tower...with a thimp sound he laid there on d ground his other hand clenching on a nude photo of his boyfriend... yes dat Sundaling guy... and i died there a hero... my bleeding ended as my life is slowly drained away from me.... In Memory of Lt. Patrick Star....
Quote Of The Day
"The interpretation of dreams is the royal road to a knowledge of the unconscious activities of the mind"
- Freud
Tuesday, September 2, 2003 at 11:55 p.m.
who am i??
* Gettin high on Foo Fighters, My Hero*
i am young, i am a student, i am a teacher, i smoke but not pot, i taste but dont drink, i ate a live guppy, i am fun, i am restless, i jumped into bushes full of thorns, i have a family, my friends are smart, cool, dumb, jackasses, cheapthrillers, good-looking,gay, my girlfriend is wonderful, i haf problem sayin "r", i am dumb, i find kelly osbourne attractive, i find patrick star to be the coolest guy dat i wud wana haf as my bestfriend, i dont have a bestfren, but i haf lotsa friends, i respect my father, i love my mother, i envy johnny knoxville, i am vintage, i am rare, i like to run, i dont like to hurry, i dont like to wait, i like to make people wait, i do jackass, i do cheapthrills, i learn, i discover, i fell, i rose, i was punched, i never punch anyone, i dont put my hands on girls, i like girls, i have a fetish to befriend girls with attitudes, i like punk, i like reggae, i like emo, i like 80's songs, hell i like music, i have zipped up my dick till it bleeds, i tend to know anyone more than i know myself, i dont even know myself, i am unselfish, i am egoistic, i am lazy, i am useful, i am dependable, i am late, my arsehole is hairy, my dick is puny, i love patrick star, i am a star in my own world, you are the universe to my world...
Regards,
Hakimus Hojalius XVI
Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 01:02 p.m.
stay with me, friends & family...
*Gettin high on The Smiths, Girlfriend In A Coma*
sheesh.. been a long time since i last wrote here... ok here we go... life have been quite easy... yesterday's test was fucken postponed cos of some business course seminar... fucken arseheads... its both good and bad news.. we dont haf a test but then.. we still haf to study for it.. but wat the heck its the termbreak!!weeee... 1 week... gona spend it like it was never there.... planning go kl lah dat lah this lah.. we'll seee.... wat else.... oh yeah.. my money is slowly diminishing in my lil' bank account... suckerhead!! went to sawan's open house yesterday.... t was fun..like hari raya.. den after the whole kenduri thinigy all of us went to a room and exchanges ghost stories... it was fun, amad,amok,sein,apeace, fharhanna, hayati,yna, n my syiks... went home quite late.. now i like haf no money for later mans.... how sey how...gona sleepover at fird's place today.... wat plans wat plans... any ideas guys?? oh yeah goin to sentosa on tue wif my classmates... its fun... but wat makes it so pointless is dat my class dont haf any girl....wahahhahaa.. titties!! ermmm.... and pinch ur nipples if u love patrick star!!! woo pee doo!!! ok its the break... haf fun peeps!!!!
Quote Of The Day
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
- A. Whitney Brown