Monday, September 29, 2003 at 11:15 p.m.
can i write tonite??let's see...
Woke up this morning with drool all over my face
took a look at my dick seems like its still in a "daze"
pop up some cereals and watch my favourite Sponge on tv
Smelt something weird, it was jus my beer-drenced tee
Feeling shitty and the chick jus rang me up
feeling horny tonite so i went to ask her out
im gona bring her to some cool nitespot
and fill her up with tequila shots
And then i rode...my vintage rx
to her place looking for some sex
So then we rode along the highway
feeling good i had her my way...
In her sweet short hotpants look i must
shes looking fine with the scent of Gucci Rush
caught up with traffic in some fucked up junction
its not wat i wanted then but maybe a "suction"
looked behind my mirror a familiar shade of blue
"Oh crap" its her boyfriend on his lil' blue scoot
thinkin i was great i asked him for a fight
didnt realise a bunch of vespas so technicolor in d nite
and then i got up from... my vintage rx
going head to head wif guys who dun need sex
acting smart on d streets away from highways
i got home wif a fucking screwdiver up my anus!!
weee... i can i can!!! wakakak.. ok dat wasnt my experience.. but maybe when i haf a bike then it sumthin dat i could xperience khekhekhe...
Sunday, September 28, 2003 at 11:04 p.m.
This will be #5..issit??ah fuck off...
i like the way you are so porous
i like to sing along wif d chorus
i like to walk along bikini bottom
wif u together we haf lots to learn
we'll make squdward's day worse
make his nose quirky and mad till it bursts
meet mr. krabs at your workplace
as i wait for u to end ur shift at d furnace
and help mr krabs make him very rich
and outrun that plankton b#$%h
den we wud go around d town looking for some fun
we'll catch jellyfishes and laugh our hearts out till their outdone
and whenever i sleep beneath my rock
i will always remember u n ur gary wif ur smelly socks
i wana be in ur pineapple house everyday
where we wud watch cartoons n play eels and escalators
and we'll go to the beach and walk pass the bay
and fool around and get caught by larry lobster
i love the way you are so yellow
even when u down n out n so sorrow
u people might think that i am so dumb
den if u havent met d nematoads den u r dumb
i have so many friends down here
if u are fun then bikini bottom is the place for u
we'll catch the sunrise on d ledge with gary
and think about our day and laugh about sally
how can i ever part wif my best friend
when the captain starts singing.... we can never end
arrghhh... are you ready kids!!!
Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 12:59 a.m.
keep it coming...
we know soon the world will end
we cant do anything its in God's hands
all this hatred n violence how are we to defend
against shallow minded leaders "trying to make things amend"
they talk big with their bitter taste tongue
all the pride and glory of the poor they have sunk
and yet they claim their good intentions after all they haf done
children with bloated tummies and young boys forced to fight
how could any solder haf d heart to shoot wat was in their sight
mothers'left wif dried up tears still having false hopes
their sons and husbands fighting only with the hands of their own
against mighty steel rhinos tearing up the village
how long can we afford to live in this age
i wish i could do something to help these people
not with strength but reach their hearts wif love
cos only love can only calm them down and make them smile
and laugh even if it lasts for a while...
why arent people tired of war
sumthing so violent adn hurtful yet to be ignored
cos we cant do anything to stop these big bullies
who are spending billions to cause pain they could not see
they think they can help the third world by killing them off
But why cant they just support them with the billions they got...