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I'm Eebra. I live in the blazing deserts of Brazil, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, twigs and beer (sounds good to me). I can puke bricks. I can spit hot death. I can eat lava. (I'm loving this). My natural enemy (as opposed to unnatural enemy?) is Vulwad.

I am God. Or at least, I think so.
According to this, I have too much pride. While I think that's completely off-base, I suppose it's closer than, say, gluttony or something. But he-llo, sloth?

It's Brad-Fuckin'-Pitt!
Did you know that Brad Pitt killed Steve Buscemi? Did you know his father (and sometimes lover) is Willard Scott? Did you know Jennier Aniston has a pork rind fetish? No? Then read his diary!

Got Play?
I love this place. They had a table up at States, and I thought about submitting my play to them, but then I got that whole Good thing & thought, "You know, it turns out, it sucks." But they've got some great stuff here.