Bhai-Logy
A refresher course in Bhai-logy for us to remember
Q: Why are there so many Sikh money-changers in Singapore?
A: Because they like to deal in Singh dollars.
Q: Why do Sikhs make good shopkeepers?
A: Because when you enter their shop to buy something, you are the buyer; which makes them the Buyee.
Q: What do you call a Bhai who wants to make a U-turn?
A: Ke belakang-pu Singh.
Q: What do you call a Bhai who drinks only beer?
A: Jasbir Singh.
Q: What is the study of young bhais?
A: Micro-bhailogy.
Q: What was Mrs Singh called when she posed for Playboy?
A: Bohcheng Kaur!
Q: Where to find a Bhai doctor?
A: At TanTock Singh!
Q: What do you call a Bhai who lives between Singapore and Kuantan?
A: Mer Singh! (Mersing)
Q: What do you call a Bhai who likes Chinese herbs?
A: Gin Singh!
Q: What do you call a Bhai with only one testicle?
A: Balwant (Ball One) Singh!
Q: What is the official mode of transport for Bhais?
A: Bhai-cycles!
Q: What heart surgery procedure did Mr Singh undergo?
A: Bhai-pass.
Q: What is the study of Sikhs called?
A: Bhai-ology
Q : Which country is named after a Bhai?
A: Singh-apore.
Q: What do you call a Bhai in a dilemma?
A: Kepala-pusingh.
k tats all.. by d way i gt nothin against d singh population hor juz find it reali funi..
Sat 30/09/06 06:08 p.m.::..FadetoBlack..::
My player

i gt my new ipod nano! yahoo! its sooooo slim..
tks to my creative which died on me it'l hang 4ver aft listenin oli to a few songs
so bye bye to purple & hello to d new green :)
Sat 30/09/06 12:00 p.m.::..FadetoBlack..::
MCR

My chemical Romance r back! wif Gerrard way & his new hairstyle, wooh, i tink i like it hehe im sure he'l grow it back.. but whers mikey glasses? i hope he put it back on..
new album wil b release on Hari Raya! i cant wait! ermm i can wait for hari raya but i cant wait 4 tis album!
check out the new one
~WelCome to tHe bLacK PaRadE
here its one of my many favs frm their last album
~Im nOt OK (i proMise)
MCR Raawks, i love u
Thur 28/09/06 06:52 p.m.::..FadetoBlack..::
Wooh
LIVERPOOL 3 GALATASARAY 2
Hearin d final whistle, wat a huge relief *phew
The reds were wonderful if oli ey can play to tis standard in epl, well..

goal of d day & man of d match - Mr crouch or crotch mispelled by farook hah
Credits for d goals dnt oli focus on d scorers, aurelio, pennant, finnan, won d ball accurate passin make it hapen.. & of course d efforts goes to the whole team
brillant comeback frm d turkish, i was nail bitin, usuali it was d reds fallin behind in 1st haf & comin back 2nd haf so it was kinda weird.. but reali the turkish did a gd job too.. ~to tink of it, these turkish players r actuali fastin, hats off..
nxt up against bolton, LIV keep up d gd werk!
Thur 28/09/06 04:53 a.m.::..FadetoBlack..::
OK GO
A 4man new american band frm chicago - Ok go
check out their mtv, i find it veri amusin, wonder hw long did ey take to master d steps, hats off for able to memerise it, bunch of fun dudes
Click here ~ Here it goes again
~ A million ways
Wed 27/09/06 06:10 p.m.::..FadetoBlack..::
Why
Dnt b amazed if smone u dunno noes stories of u.. yea i put up my blogsite on frenster 4 evryone to read but nwae im nt referin to tis in tis case..
pple actuali noes abt u b4 ey reali noe u.. its like ey aredi judge u of hu u r.. but wat r d chances d stories gg ard d back r of 100% accurancy
shd u b hapi instead cuz pple r interested in ur life.. i mean i talked abt other pple too, pple i duno, but nothin personal..
wat others said r their opinions, & ey r sayin it as though it came rite out of my mouth..
nwae d bottom line is, u can listen but dnt assume wat u hear is true, if u reali wana noe, juz ask d person tats d best.. hw funi wen one hardly noes u can tel others so much.. im surprised & amused, y i myself hav no idea y i do wat i do but u a perfect stranger hav...
Wed 27/09/06 02:35 p.m.::..FadetoBlack..::
Un huh

Last fri caught Miami vice - it reminds me of those chinese movies, police, gangster, undercovers... & i truly prefer d chinese way way beta.. which means, no i did nt njoy it, i kept tinkin wen r ey reali gona start d actions & is it gg to end soon cuz i cant wait 2 get out of my seat..
y do ey need intimate scences? isit reali neccessary, sex sells yea but still.. i tink it juz spolit it all for tis instance
Movie review - 2.5/5
Last LIV match gd gd, admit 1st haf was borin, seems tat ey cant get the ball closer to d net.. d real stuf start at 2nd haf.. my fav goal was d one by gonzalez cuz it was so unexpected, i believe wen evyone was cursin y bellamy can miz tat goal, b4 we knew it *bang! 1-0.. riise was a xtra bonus scorin aft tat injury & closed d game 3-0..
tonite CL against galatasaray, yipee i can get to watch, fingers cross..
*can anione get me liv bedsheets? i wan tat!
Wed 27/09/06 07:25 a.m.::..FadetoBlack..::
I want U to want Me
i guessed nw u guys understand y i love xabi alonso 4 those hu dnt aredi noe.. look at his skills tat special smt mMmmmMMM i luurve it!
finali a win aft an utterly dissappointin defeat.. i juz hope 4 d best.. :D
went out wif arin aka gerlgerl aka sunshine.. god noes wen d last time we actuali went out minus those bb meetins.. hope he & d gf -eldila, yes im finali mentionin ur name here miss eldila elda, dnt go missin aft 1 meetup, both of u cannt make it, im givin u d last straw, dnt treat me like tat again d nxt time u come back frm aussie.. im warnin u babe! & im serius.. dnt laugh

gd show.. a chick flick but guys wuld probably njoyed it too since its funni can reali laugh out loud.. u hav my approval go ahead to catch d movie.. heez..
"i want u to want me.. I need u to need me... Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt i see u cryin'..
Feelin all alone without a friend, u know u feel like dyin..
Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt i see you cryin..."
Movie review 3.8/5
Thur 21/09/06 11:32 p.m.::..FadetoBlack..::
R u excited
i juz ate 6 epok epok.. no im nt tat hungry juz superbly tired..
1 more nite to go, u can do it gerl! F* i had been doin it for 2 yrs nw.. actuali 2 b xact its 2yrs8mths sheeesh...
nwae i juz wana say...

Wed 20/09/06 09:03 a.m.::..FadetoBlack..::
Cant smile w/o u
"u noe i cant smile w/o u.. cant laugh & i cant sing find it hard to do anitin.. feel sad wen ur sad.. feel glad wen ur glad.." come on lets sing 2gether Ali style haha..
1st up Listen up evryone though i believed most aredi noe stil im sayin it here again 'I GT MY DRIVIN LICENCE!!'
yea it hapen on a bright sunny lucky day 7th sept.. i juz gona emphasize tat i passed my btt, ftt & tp all on the 1st try k! im gd aint i? haha.. im juz veri truly hapi aft a long while nw, smt i work hard & it paid off.. smt tat ive acheived.. & its all tks to HIM, alhamdulilah, im veri tkful...
i had my 1st test drive, tks to d consistent persistent by arwah dad, hu seems to b alot more excited den i am.. tks to aazli for bein my drivin instructor.. nt forgettin zai & ismail for endurin tat bumpy ride hehe
my drivin sucks but hu cares wen d licence is there in my pocket, whoohoo! ok tats enuf.. ;)
check out d latest photos too, on my fotopages..
im gona feel grumpy at werk later cuz i'l missed d big match, damnit.. tats d time wen i hated my shift werk, arrrgh...
GO go LIV!!
Sun 17/09/06 05:36 a.m.::..FadetoBlack..::
Rockstar supernova
i juz wana say its so predictable tat lukas gona win wen its down to him & delina..
i mean wat r d chances ey r gona take in a female lead singer??
mayb if d band is 10yrs younger, yea.. but nt tis.. so y bothered havin females in d show.. to draw viewers of course..
nwae my fav is Storm large, yea its her real name nt stage name, storm susan large..
n tk god she didnt win cuz its so obvious she wont fit in d grp, she deserve beta


shes such a beauty & boy she CAN sing too.. i cant tink of any female rocker tat exist, can u?
Storm, shes a true rocker chix...
click HERE for 1 of her performance..
Thur 14/09/06 10:19 a.m.::..FadetoBlack..::
Feelin gd

Promiscuous Girl
my fav mtv nw has gt 2 b nelly furtado - promiscuous girl
d song was out quite smtime back, i like it but i like maneater more but once i saw tis mtv i absolutely love it, my bodys startin 2 move unconsiously hah..
shes juz pure fun & sexy too, d part wen she played d drums, i like tat.. & wat is justin timberlake doin ther, i gt no complains though hehe
check out d mv, d links above
d rest of d mtv is kinda disappointin..
eg, fergie new song, was expectin it 2 came out wif a BAng but no.. at least i felt it tatway.. d mv is nothin special too.. i like her better in d grp..
beyonce deja vu, i like d song its one of my fav track in my mp3 hehe.. abt d mv i find it kinda mess up wif all d editin, d dance moves, smt new but i tink its over d board.. i love those dresses she wore..
tata young, i duno d title but her mv was omg.. omg in a bad way..
she dnt hav d figure but yet she put on such clothes bascially juz lingerine, doin her thang, dancin, den d water start comin blah blah.. she tinks she can b like d pussycat dolls? no way near tat.. it look like sm low budget cheap porn..
cassie - me & u, i like tis song too, i listen 2 it all d time.. d mv sucks too.. look stupid 2 me, tryin 2 b sexy i guess but no i dnt c any sexiness.. she wana b like christina milan? failed.
let me introduce u guys to chinses songs hehe
i do listen 2 them juz tat i dnt hav d chance, i dnt hav chinese mtv chn neither do i listen 2 chinese radio stns..
i juz hapen 2 heard 1 & if it catches my attention den it'l b on my list..
for chinese mv, ey usually hav a story behind it..
check out these 2 songs by jay chou, u hav 2 watch d whole mv til d end.. so sad lor but i like it..
Coral sea
Nocturne
For this i hav d translated lyrics..
~A crowd of bloodthirsty ants are drawn by rotting flesh
I watch the lonely scenery with an expressionless face
Having lost you, love and hate becomes clear
Having lost you, is there anything left to care about
When the doves no longer represent peace
I've finally been reminded, that those feeding on the square are, in fact, vultures,
I use beautiful rhymes to describe a love that has been plundered empty
Ah, black clouds begin to obstruct [the sky], the color of the night is unclean
Echoes of that funeral in the park, are flying all through the sky
The white rose that [ I ] gave to you has withered in this environment of pure darkness
On branches, the silence of the crows creates a surreal atmosphere
Listening quietly, my black overcoat yearns to provide you warmth
A memory that grows colder with each passing day, a life that's gone,
Ah, fog fills the air all around
Ah, I am in an open cemetery
[ I will ] still love you after I've aged
For you [ I ] play Chopin's Nocturne
To commemorate this deceased love of mine
Just like a wind in the night
So heartbreakingly beautiful
[ I ] gently stroke the keys
The longing that I gave was very tentative
You are buried in a place called the afterlife
For you [ I ] play Chopin's Nocturne
To commemorate this desceased love of mine
And for you I've become anonymous
Playing the piano under the moonlight
The feeling of your heartbeat
Is still so warm and clear
I remember the scarlet imprint of you lips
Those dragonflies who have lost their wings, are scattered in this forest
And yet my eyes do not show a shred of sympathy
Having lost you, my tears are murky and blurred
Having lost you, even my smile holds shadows
The wind on the moss-covered rooftop
Ridicules my sadness
Like a waterless well
I use an exquisite font-type
To depict that regrettable love ~
Thur 14/09/06 04:53 a.m.::..FadetoBlack..::
What a letdown
EVERTON 3 LIVERPOOL 0
i gt no mood to comment juz tat tis is reali 1 of the worst performance ever..
poor riise gt carried off d field again within like 10mins in d game & reds were left wif 10men.. well even wif 11 ey'l stil lose aniwae..
buck up guys! tis cant b happenin again its totali embarassin..
& screw those who curse a team wen they r nt even involved zero sportsmanship.. well im juz sensitive wen it comes to liverpoolfc, so F u losers all there.. i dnt give a damn..
Sat 09/09/06 10:09 p.m.::..FadetoBlack..::
The Devil wears Prada
Finalli met up wif d boys aft awhile - wan semut alip & finali able to watch a movie too hah..

i like it.. its fresh its diff its fashionable hehe..
gerls wuld like it, d clothes d bags un huh yea im particular abt appearance too.. & boy i LOVE those boots.. boys wuld like it too, d babes in d movie, anne hathaway absolutely pretty in her sweet way..
personalli i prefer meryl streep much more, d ice queen attitude, i tink she looks gorgeous too wif tat white hairdo.. its nt d looks tat matters, i juz find women wif power veri attractive yea..

its a fun movie.. tats all!
Movie review 4/5
Sat 09/09/06 05:06 p.m.::..FadetoBlack..::
My Blessings
O son of Adam!
Do not curse My creatures bcuz d curse wil bounce back to u
O son of Adam!
My heavens are suspended in space by one of My Names, w/o any pillars
ur hearts are not goin to be straightened except by My warning frm my Book
O u pple, stone does not dissolve in water; in d same way warnings wont chg ur cruel heart
O son of Adam!
Y r u not protectin urself frm evil deeds
Y r u not protectin urself frm sins
arent u afraid of Hell
Y arent u protectin urself frm d wrath of God
If it were not for d kneelin of elders in prayer, sucklin babies, grazin animals, humble youths, indeed I would hav made d sky of steel, d earth of copper & d mud of pebbles
I would not hav send a single drop of water frm d sky nor
grown a single grain frm d earth
I would hav poured on u My worst wrath
Fri 8/09/06 12:06 a.m.::..FadetoBlack..::
A Beautiful end
I guessed the biggest event of d yr had to be zai's wedding..
We had been countin down the mths wks & days & finalli it hapened & its over nw..
All of us are veri hapi 4 her or rather them, its juz a new beginnin a long journey for u guys, may u 2 stil b as loving many yrs down d road...

the pretty bride: zaiton _________ bride & groom: zai & aazli
til 2dae though im like a member to tis wonderful family, evrytime im ard them, d sense of grief & loss, tat bit of sadness wil alwayz b there.. no matter hw hapi tat occasion is..
im nt gona hang on to u forever, in fact im over u, ready 4 a new beginnin.. but u'l alwayz b in here, my love 4 u is forever.. my journey continues...

tis guys created such a scence at d weddin w/o them it'l b so borin, yeah u guys rock, i love tis guys! nv failed to crack me up & im sure u guys love me too, hah..
p/s:syimah email me d pics k
Mon 4/09/06 06:52 p.m.::..FadetoBlack..::
Ode to my family
Had a casual coversation wif my mom for like nearly an hr, a 1st & hopefulli more to come..
im sure she'l like to be able to talk 2 her daughter, whos me, d one whos mute most of d time..
Smtimes talks like tis juz strikes u hw much ur parents had suffered juz to brin u up bein able to b wat u r nw.. she gt bullied at werk but swallowed d pride juz to keep her bowl of rice nt to feed herself but us.. etc..
am i ready to b a parent? hell no.. im selfish & theres alot more i wana do for myself.. & my mom.. b4 worryin abt smone else..
Most pple wil find my family a pretty interestin one.. im a muslim, while my mom had been gg to d temple & chant, which she find her peace & feel gd, shes tinkin of bein a buddhist officialli.. my bro had found his in christianity..
all of us, truly believes in our own religion, livin together peacefully under a roof.. we r stil a lovin family..
mayb d world shd take us as an example.. & stop all d fightin & there'l b world peace... den again i myself believe tat d war will nv reali end....
Sat 02/09/06 11:35 a.m.::..FadetoBlack..::
This mth calender says
Orbits for planets
It is He who created the night & day & d sun & d moon: all (the celestial bodies) swim along, each in its orbit.
(Surah al-Anbiyaa',21:33)
Sat 02/09/06 11:15 a.m.::..FadetoBlack..::
READS:.
Ali .
Antoy .
Asri .
Daniel .
Ena .
Fai .
Huda .
Ismail .
Jun .
Mahadi .
Noi .
RJ .
Sarinah .
Shidah .
Su .
Uzy .
Yan .
Zul .
OTHERS:.
Liverpool .
Liverpool fanclub sg .
Mariah .
Mosques .
Muis .
ARCHIVES:.
April2005 .
May2005 .
Aug2005 .
Sep2005 .
Oct2005 .
Nov2005 .
Dec2005 .
Jan2006 .
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Mar2006 .
Apr2006 .
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Jun2006 .
Jul2006 .
Aug2006 .