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monkey, monkey, monkey it was my birthday yesterday and this was my best present.

don't worry about how to convey an emotion. let eric do it for you sour wins, hands down.

my god, james caan is still alive! "I deeply apologize if I have marked you as 'dead' when you are actually alive"..."In addition, I apologize if I have failed to notice your death and still show you as 'alive'"

they missed my granparents :-(

disturbed by the lack of political discussion?
well here we go then.
if this is true, the it's the first thing he's done i can truly relate to.
and especially bless him and his web site

a snip at only $78 000 but how much is that?

ninjas are mammals
My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas

tactical voting where it really matters metacubed got me wondering about my strategy for voting at hotornot
amazed at how i blindly followed the crowd and voted close to the average, blending in with the masses, i started to think up a new strategy.
here are some for you to try
1. chubby means a higher score.
2. posers get a 1 automatically
3. rainbow effect (wearing red=1, orange=2, yellow=3...)
4. pi (1st picture gets a 3, next a 1 then 4159 etc..)

my baby donkey

please help tom find the (imaginary) girl of his dreams

more toilet seats hanging on the wall... every year, more and more people like barney need your help.
great britain - the home of cheese racing since 1997
photos of airplane peanut packets
engage in the fascinating and rewarding hobby of electricity pylon number collecting
ask dr. toast

competition time: set up your freely hosted web-site quickest and win a prize*
the only hurdle (ha ha nothing's for free) is that it's in czech.

ok, ok, so you can get past the signup stage by choosing english (which i only realised after 3 attempts heh heh heh) but then just try and get your way through to set up your own web site (includes free ftp access and 10MB of blogspace - no extra sugar, colourings or additives)
i've had endless fun...uuunghh

hint: some translation sites are really much better than others



* actually, there is no prize, but you won't know that because i just tell you that you haven't won, the same as for everyone else that enters

wohooo, nothing is sacred anymore because we want to make your boring lives more interesting and WE KNOW BEST

well the last thing I want are unfashionable eyebrows
varnish... i often dream of varnish
personlised quotes - take them from your last birthday. or get the latest four delivered straight to your page

before you apply to The Times try your editing skills for free. shame there are no prizes.

don't get lost now

write you own gags jesus will bless you for it.

joanna joanna joanna, you better clean that mess up girl ....errrr boy.

more from william shatner marvel as bill runs mental rings around a young child
oh, he's soooo clever

what? for a minute there i thought you understood me

i can never forgive her for sending me there - you need to be fearless to visit that place. the design girl thinks this is cool. remind me not to let her design anything for me.
i don't know who designed it but we all know where they got their inspiration from
if she wants to see something reaaaaally cool



p.s. helen=abby!

2 buttney spears that's gotta be the coolest name for a website. thanks to wannabegirl
(there's a girl who's spending a bit too much time at the terminal)
oh and check out that url? looks like google are holding a post open for birteny(24), queen of the geeks.

It’s going to be a wild ride where my daughter Lisabeth and I interact with you as never before the legendary william shatner, lady's man... chubby cop.
especially check out bill's space
how does he keep so slim?

the robot duck i don't think it's a real duck, and damn that seventh portal is hard... and not a little bit addictive