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Past Entries
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By Adorations
Food: Chipotle Burritos, Joy Yees strawberry boba tea, peach & blueberry kasugais, non-cafeteria ANYTHING
Visual: Neon Genesis Evangelion, Boondock Saints, Naruto, Dark Angel, O.C., Simpsons, Family Guy...Prince of Tennis =)
Audio: Linkin Park, Sum41, Enigma, E Nomine; Jpop, Kpop & everything in between
Activities: Math, math, & math...jk--DDR, feeding, sleeping, doodling, plotting to get out of prison the house.
Games: FF1-10, Zelda OoT&MM&WW, SSMB, Max Payne 1&2, DDR. Can you spell n-e-r-d-u-l-o-u-s?
By Numbers
Height: ~174 cm
IQ: 100+
EQ: 0
Weight: 80kg+
DOB: 25-12-83
Insanity: 87%
Paranoia: 114%
Edibleness: 100%
Cell Phones: 0
Bandwidth: 56 Kbps
Mistakes: 536,112,000 and counting
By Person
Taken Name: Topher
Alias: Gopher
SN: erazorlord93
gmail: erazorlord
pitas: erazorlord
xanga: erazorlord
Other Site: Geocities
Cool People:
[me]
[kate]
jenn
vicki
kaidi
robin
catty
joyce
joyoy
grace
[josh]
jessie
james
esther
[Cindy]
tiffany
andrea
cynthia
deanna
joammi
[xAnGa]
jenny jen
jon baker
jonny boy
[Livejournal]
Note: brackets [] denote extra coolness
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Sunday, May 22, 2005Happy Bday, N U N A ! ! !
Hey everybody, it's JOYCE's birthday today!!! Joyce is my lovely, lovely NUNA and she knows I *LESS THAN 3* her very, very much, cuz her dongseng loves her (:D), despite that odd unnatural (natural?) attraction of hers to abnormally sized phallic objects......like her pole vaulting pole. (Poor Mike.....track must make him feel, uh, insufficient)She taught me what a tryst was! The word, I mean. Not by example or anything......
Ha, nuna--I've slept with your boyfriend. I mean....wait....crap.
Oh, and for the second time....josh is cool. He can run and jump fast......those of you who know I'm talking about. And yes, I left before the cops came, thank you very much, because I am just that great. Yes.
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Topher released a bout of insanity at 06:21 p.m.
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Saturday, May 21, 2005JOsh is Cool
Toph reporting, at josh's house. There is SO MUCH STUFF HERE !!
Ok, done with amusement. Shall get prom pics soon..........who wants a pic of [me and] kate? Shaneal's soon. This shall be.........interesting Ok, jenny jen, YES YOU CAN HAVE A PICTURE. Sheesh.
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Topher released a bout of insanity at 06:35 p.m.
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Tuesday, May 17, 2005Post - M O R P - Thoughts
Prom backwards spells morp. Morp is a cool word.
Prom kicked mucho ass; dancing was fun, & I had a hot date; so many asian boys at Drury looked at me with glassy wonder and admiration in their eyes--they all begged, teach us your secret. One guy offered me money for advice--but I just smirked and walked on.
We shivered as general masses of hair flew around in a disheveled fashion, but no limo ride could beat cruising down the highway in a converted convertible after prom.
She was a beautiful date--from the picture-taking by a disturbingly enthusiastic Mascerenas (BICOUPLES!) to the chaotic wind whipping past our heads at 70 mph as we cruised down a highway topless, she looked great. Gorgeous.Perfect.
Thanks, Kate--you rock. A lot.
Six flags on Sunday; childhood admiration for batman successfully re-instated. I rode the merri-go-round twice. The horse becca was riding had an expression of sexual ecstasy on its plastic face. The life-sized Shaggy *character* (from scooby doo) was really, really creepy.
Oh, I realized Panda Express has americanized chinese food almost to the point that I couldn't eat it. Almost.
I must now return from the sheer awesome-ness of the weekend and sink back into the cesspool of public education.
Hey look! I got a 65% on my last math test! yay!
Hmm. I'd worry........but it's just a grade.
And........it's just math. Just math.
There are more important things in life.
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Topher released a bout of insanity at 04:50 p.m.
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Thursday, May 12, 2005T Minus 2 Days
Jonny boy's senior concerto concert is tomorrow night. I'm going, cuz he's a kickass pianist. Any of you readers.....if you're not at badminton state, or getting measured for a tux......SHOW UP! Location: Suzuki Concerto Concert
Feat. Jonathan Shih
Pierce Chapel, Wheaton College
7:00 PM Friday, May 13th, 2005
So Mother dear had a rather interesting chat with my prom date last night..........but hopefully nothing excessively negative came out of the situation. Hopefully.
But we all know what hope does to people......it's the worst of all evils, right? For prolonging the torment of man.
But, mr. philosopher--but--sometimes hope's all we've got. All you've got. All I've got.
So let's hope. Let's dream and wish and yearn and seek. Let's hope.
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Topher released a bout of insanity at 03:34 p.m.
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Monday, May 9, 2005H a p p y . B i r t h d a y . J E N N
Today was rather, uh, not cool. Not only did I learn that I'll miss tomorrow's _FREE_ APUSH bagels and donuts because I shall be busily AP-chemming, but I also had the three-hour physics C test today.
During lunch, I was talking to myself about a possible future dress-rental business (tux rentals...dress rentals...) but the mean asian girls at my table decided to point out flaws--trivial things, like "fashion" and "dresses go out of style" and "there are so many more dress styles than tuxedo styles." So thus, due to their unbearable ridicule I gave up my dreams of becoming a businessman....
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......and swore right there to become an engineer. KIDDING.
Tiffany kept telling me to kill myself today. Always the cheery one, that girl. Just full of radiant love and bubbly sunshine.
So Barack Obama popped up on television; mother dear enlightened me about his inevitable presidential failure--she said in college she read countless analytical pieces on why black people won't be able to succeed politically in "this generation" because America, she said, is unaccepting of different races, regardless of the appearance it puts up.
Unaccepting of different races? Or is that just an excuse for certain personal *shortcomings?*
..............Whatever.
Anyways, happy 18th to jenn, who I just happen to owe my life to. And who I must thank for being the sole loyal reader of this blog, cuz jenny jen is UNRELIABLE. Thanks, Jenn! And thank your mom for me. For, uh, you know.
......................Oh, jeez that sounded bad. But you know what I meant. Happy 18th!
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Topher released a bout of insanity at 06:49 p.m.
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Sunday, May 8, 2005P R O M, Part II
Tux...................check.
Nosegay (funny name!).........check.
Pictures...............check.
Parental permission..........check. Uncheck. Check. Uncheck.
Hmm. It appears they do not like sticking to their word; this could invoke some difficulties--eh, Mister Topher?
Yes. Perhaps.
But worry not, world--Tophed is most assuredly not giving in.
Not giving in?
Yes--not giving in. I'm going....and that's final.
About time, Toph--about time.
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Topher released a bout of insanity at 03:06 p.m.
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Wednesday, May 4, 2005-= P R O M -=
Hello there, loyal readers. I am currently at the library, studying APUSH for tomorrow with the lovely grace.
But do you want to know who's even more lovely (sorry, grace) than grace?
I'll give you a clue.
Clue: She asked me to prom
Give up? She's..........KATE!
I naturally said yes.
Now....awaiting the parental verdict.....dum dum dum....
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Topher released a bout of insanity at 07:27 p.m.
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