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Thursday, June 30, 2005Mastering the Mostaccoili
Today, ladies and gentlemen, topher accomplished something great.
He made meat sauce. Kickass meat sauce. Meat sauce that...even his mother could love.
Catty knows how good it is. She ate everything on her plate. And then, she finished all the pasta that was left over. Yummy. *sigh*....I'm a proud cook now XD
Now, I must plan a way to visit an awesome comic book store with an awesome person. Any suggestions?
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Topher released a bout of insanity at 04:29 a.m.
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Monday, June 27, 2005Little Voices, Sing Along
The entrance hallway looked a little dull, I thought. Too.........plain.
So I redecorated our hallway. With my foot.
My heel, to be exact. He laughed, of course--He being that little twisted voice in my head, in everyone's head--the voice that chuckles at obituaries and smirks at ambulance windows.
He kept laughing. Wouldn't stop; I punched the wall until he shut up.
Then my parents came home.
I called Kate. She said I was evil. Julius just laughed.
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Topher released a bout of insanity at 02:19 p.m.
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Saturday, June 25, 2005Flying Chairs and Casserole
The Situation: Scioly Party yesterday; had lots of food. The Problem: Leftover Salami. Two pounds of it. The Solution: Julius making a kickass casserole.
Damn, it was one good casserole. I weighed myself before and after eating--there was a five pound difference. Shoot.
So mother dear had another *episode* thursday morning. For a woman her age, I was surprised at how hard she could throw a relish jar. And, for that matter, a wooden kitchen chair.
However, being me, I dodged, because of my sheer awesomeness--but I did not know she could pick up and toss furniture with such ease. Asian women are scary.
But all things considered, it was a good day because that was one hella good casserole. Yum.
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Topher released a bout of insanity at 12:42 a.m.
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Friday, June 17, 2005Liberty at the Liberry
Biked to the Library today. Just didn't tell my parents WHICH library XD.
Sadly, someone was too busy with sparkly blue paint to go a-jamba'ing. But it's still all good, though. Parental units have postponed the college visits until the beginning of July, apparently--that's the...fourth(?) time they've postponed them. Hopefully if this keeps up, I shall never have to go a-visiting XD
Need to plan better in future; it is possible parentals are becoming suspicious of Eric. Dayam, bikes are awesome. You can like....go lots of places, a lot faster than walking!
..............Shoot, I'm done. Must get...FREE BURRITOS!!!
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Topher released a bout of insanity at 06:34 p.m.
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Wednesday, June 15, 2005Batman, but no SMITH
Wow. *Bows down to Laures Power* So I did it. Watched Batman, that is, around midnight this....morning. Involved Kate picking me up at an undisclosed location and me meeting Laures at McDonalds at 3:15 in the morning for the ride home. FUN!
Ran to the Library. Why am I there? Because I don't want to be home:
So today I was going to see Mr. & Mrs. Smith with lSUKW aka christine, and I foolishly left a note at my house (since my parents weren't there :P) telling them we were going to see a movie.
That was my first mistake.
Then, I had Christine write her name on the paper. And that was....my second mistake. So movie's at 5:15; we're walking towards the theater when her cell rings. Christine, if that's my parents, DON'T PICK UP!!! *sigh* women. She picked up. And my dad drove to the theater. Poor Christine. I've known her since I was 5. And she still hasn't seen a movie with me....the anticipation building up over all those years must be killing her XD
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Topher released a bout of insanity at 06:44 p.m.
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Sunday, June 12, 2005The Perils of Gravity
First thing to note: Topher has back pain.
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Yet another successful outing today in topherland; project eXoduS is progressing along exceptionally well. Went to the Schumann party escorted by the lovely Eric; had dinner with the still nympho (but still cool) jenny jen and said escort.
Also gave her a small parting present, cuz the journey to China can be drastically traumatizing. Thus, as a friend I must do my best to make her trip as comfortable as possible--and the best way to do that is with a kind and selfless parting gift. (.....Now she HAS to buy me qoo. XD)
kidding, cynthia--you can buy or not buy whatever you feel like; just have PHUN and please don't die like that boatload of tourists a while back whose boat was set afire by a gang of ruthless chinese robbers. And have fun :)
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Second thing to note: Topher's back pain often extends to his right shoulder.
So at the Schumann party there was a rather wicked swing (a foot-long stick attached by a string to a 20' tree branch) in the forest--a tree that came off a 60 degree inclinated hill.
At the bottom of the hill was a dried creek filled with pokey sticks. At the top of the hill were a couple of numbskullish peers who pressured topher. You won't fall, they said. It's perfectly safe--your shoulder's not really sore, they argued. But those teenagers apparently disregarded my claims of shoulder ineptness and back pain as obligatory asian banter (I know asian kids who claim they can't do a pushup and bust out fifty, the token caucasian said).
I swung. Swang, whatever.
My right shoulder gave out, due to some unknown splitting pain. All 80 kilos of topher goodness crashed to the rather dense soil. Head smacked down. Lost short term memory. Forgot the fourth digit of pi.
Took a good ten minutes before I could speak english fluently; took another 15 before I started to see in color.
Moral of the story: your peers are stupid; you're dumber if you listen to them. So don't ever, ever listen to people. Ever. Or their suggestions. Ever.
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So I need to find a way to go watch Batman at midnight on tuesday/wednesday. Any suggestions, people?
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Topher released a bout of insanity at 05:09 a.m.
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Saturday, June 11, 2005The BEAUTY of it All
Summer Vacation. Wow.
Eric is cool. He be very talented at kidnapping. And he likes to touch me in special ways.
I think Jenny Jen is rubbing off on him. Someone should have taught those northie kids to keep the groping to a minimum.
Uh oh, Jeff took pics today when eric and I were at his house.....crap. Went to Jenn's grad party today; nailed X-man with a water balloon after Becca told me he threw one at me, but she was just being sneaky. And inept. Arthur made some comment about azn people so I naturally had to nail him with the last water balloon.
Sadly, it bounced harmlessly off his ass and popped on the ground. But at least I left him with a sore ass :)
Props to cynthia for driving me to Jenn's grad party when I could have just biked; double props for promising to bring back nifty chinese pens and qoo. I'm going to miss having someone to bother on the phone this next month or two.
But the best part? It's all just getting started.
Tasty.
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Topher released a bout of insanity at 12:53 a.m.
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Thursday, June 9, 2005The Dawn of Exodus
It is now finally the first day of summer vacation.
::Waits for fact to sink in::
SWEET.
So I spent the majority of today with Eric and we visited certain talented artists painting a distinctly kickass mural on the third floor who were nearly crazed from lack of good music and proper ventilation. iPod batteries suck blue chicken butt.
Crazed, you ask? I called one of said artists on the phone, and heard nothing but two solid minutes of hysterical laughter and slightly disturbing shrieks.
Oh, and Cynthia currently rocks, because she gave me a .38 mm pen. KICKASS! I signed Eric's yearbook with it. Twice. And I tried on a doh (totoro!) suit his female friend made for him, while at his house.
What is it about rotund, furry critters with short, short legs that's so very amusing?
Azamanga Daioh (sp?) is the single most crazed anime I've ever watched; it makes Yakitate and Prince of Tennis seem like candy corn compared to its we're-all-on-Crack style. Really.
I looked cute in that doh (totoro...cuz Eric called totoro's "doh" when he was little) suit. I think I've found my haloween costume XD
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Topher released a bout of insanity at 05:31 a.m.
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Wednesday, June 8, 2005L A S T . D A Y
ONE day left. !!
Shall have lunch today with the lovely Eric Lieu, who is about as cute as a guy can get without wearing a doh suit XD.
So yesterday, driving home in phil’s car, we blasted ayumi out our open windows as loudly as possible, due to the urgings of gochu. Aside from quite a few odd looks, I wonder why we did such a queer thing.
But, then I realized, it was ayu. And it’s the last day of school.
And, I suppose……….I don’t give a frack.
^___^>
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Topher released a bout of insanity at 07:38 a.m.
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Tuesday, June 7, 2005Two more until Exodus
So yesterday I managed to *wander* into Nichols Library; I then accomplished the amazing feat of reading comic books, bothering studious underclassmen, and then falling asleep and waking up at 5.
This week has been interesting--two real finals; I should do a victory dance. Oh, and I didn't have to return to captivity until around 8 ^__^
Oh, and btw: OTHER COOL SENIORS:
Eric the Sexy
johnny boy
jenny jen the nympho...XD
that other Chris
assorted IMSA/north pple
.....ok it's time to go to....lunch. TT.....someone entertain me.
..........please?
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Topher released a bout of insanity at 07:37 a.m.
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Sunday, June 5, 2005H A P P Y . 1 8 t h . T O . K A T E ! ! !
A very cool person turned legal today.
I'd write about how cool she is, but anyone who visits this on even a monthly basis has probably already read enough to start a Kate fanclub.....so I won't. You all know she's cool; now she can buy porn. MAKE *SPECIAL* MOVIES!!! XD XD XD
Today toph intiated Exodus; tomorrow he shall be out, as well. And, hopefully every single freaking day of summer vacation.
So today Tiffany decided to tell me things the newspaper office says about me because she's so kind and compassionate like that. Stated that people describe my walking similar to that of a gorilla's, and that there were complaints about me strutting about like I think I'm soooo hot.
Think? Some things you just know. Just ask jenny jen, for example; she still can't keep her hands off me.
Cinderella man was rather good. Struggle of man and all that shinazz, but with the predictable ending and classic moments. Sure, you know what's going to happen and how it's going to happen, but the bloody pugilistic violence is twistedly attractive. I'd say sometimes we all need a movie like Cinderella Man to watch. We all need to watch movies like Cinderella Man. Every single one of us.
Yes, cynthia; even you. Do you even read this anymore? GO TO NABIHA's TOMORROW! She was your locker partner (1225!) for crying out loud.
Ok, display of random pseudo-stalkerish information over. I'm out.
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Topher released a bout of insanity at 03:23 a.m.
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Friday, June 3, 2005C L A S S . O F . 2 0 0 5
C O N G R A T S ! Attended graduation yesterday; it was most interesting, especially the large assortment of hugs I received afterwards. Some nub attempted to silly string me, but with my catlike reflexes I dodged the pink foamy strands of death. Silly boy, that Frank Zhang.
Oh, and I slapped the valedictorian's ass. SCORE. He should have known it was coming.
The pyrotechnics at the end were sweet; I like fireworks. Sat by angela's sister who I later decided was cool. Drizzley weather was a slight bother, but the flimsy cardboard hats of the seniors kept them moderately dry.
And, I suppose, since this was the original intent of this post ANYWAYS, I might as well do it now--list the seniors that are now probably forever gone (art teacher!) from the halls of central but shall be, uh, listed as cool on Toph's blog, in order which they come to mind:
COOLEST OF CLASS OF 2005Kate*
cynthia*
joyce*....my NUNA
catty*
robin*
becca
Pzhang.....shoot
x-man* tan
hui, salutatorian
cheng
Spikey Flowers,* valedictorian
AN'CHI (your sister's cooler :p)
Pigu*
jenn
nabiha
burns
dan
kevin M lewis*
charu
roskopf
ayesha
christine
sherman
charmandekkebus/BOBBY
pradeep
manan
karan the STUD
Shashank the REDEMPTION
vickY
roger
vicki
jeremy
amit & co.
tim
frank
alex*
pat
jing
wailen
shelley
cindy
alyssabeth* NOTE: * denotes "received hug from" ^__^
And as a closing note, I shall quote dan. On the most important thing learned from high school: Life is good.
Word? Good as in good-as-key-lime-pie-flavored-yogurt-good? w0rd. Good job, class of 2005; you guys beat central's senior curse! And lastly... GOOD LUCK and stay C O O L
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Topher released a bout of insanity at 05:54 p.m.
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