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Sciocentricity Squared

Yesterday was scioly state. So for some queer reason, North decided to sit behind us during the awards ceremony and jenny jen just couldn't keep her hands to herself and away from my personal areas. And joyjoy ate my lunch--the lunch I bought at 4 pm cuz I hadn't eaten since breakfast. MEAN people take food from topher T_T

And North captain jon and alum alex told me beforehand they were going to kick our asses this year. Kick our ASSES.

So much for sportsmanship.

But it's all good, cuz we placed third. w00t.

1st place: 150 points (low score wins)

2nd place team: 156 points

Us: 159 points

North: 254 points

Difference between North and us: 95 points

Difference (for us) to qualify for nationals: 3 points

So, Jon & Alex--what was it that you two were saying?

Oh yea--how the FUCK did I place third in chem lab? Hello, flyers of AP chemistry airlines, this is your captain Mr. 84% speaking. I laughed all the way to the podium, and nearly fell down three times for lack of balance. Although Ms. I-like-butts was right behind with 2nd.

Anyhoo, aside from _not_ qualifying for nationals by three measly points (three points is nothing in this competition; providence is quite the bitch), I had an interesting time. Ritual, they say, is a way out of the ironic monotony, and this was a science olympiad state of tradition. And the start of a new tradition--beating North at a science(?) competition, and having a celebratory dinner with them afterwards.

Of course, we didn't forget the old traditions, like eating at Fazoli's the night before, having a chinese buffet the day of, and falling asleep on Robin's shoulder durin the busride home, cuz cathy's torso makes her shoulder the wrong height to sleep on.

All that scioly aside, I get to go downstate tomorrow once more for state the WYSE competition, which is ironic not just because the 'worldwide' in 'wyse' only applies to two states, but that I will have to spend another 5 hours in a school bus. With North kids, who are smelly because we're just cooler than they are--it's a proven fact.

I'm thinking it's about time to get some sleep; this post was long enough to make up for stuff.

Or, I suppose...........I could write another post :D