KARA KARA KARA KARA KARA JANX!!!

KARA SHOULD HAVE WON!!!

I luuurve her, she's HILARIOUS.

OESD's Next Top... Artist

THE ENTRIES

Imagine me doing this expression (WITH a beard)


I don't stand a chance. Daaaamn yoouuu, aaaartiiissts!

una conversación

Madison: Nick your weird.
Nick: Maybe you're weird and we are all normal.
Madison: No, that's not true.
Nick(to another classmate): See Kevin, this is what happens when you go to Sand Hill Elementary.

HIP HIP FOR PROJECT RUNWAY! a happy ending indeed. HA ha

their love. it is EVERYWHERE

When I watched my HP DVD, you cannot believe how many scenes I could have added to my HP/Brokeback trailer. Harry/Ron, FOREVER. HAHAHA.

you. cannot. believe.
WATCH THE DELETED SCENES. There is one that will make you go .



You can't see me, but I'm rolling my eyes... while i roll on the floor.

Still Mourning

TRUTH


The part about Sandra B. is the best part, I think. Subtlety Crash lacks. It could have been great if it were more, you know, like real life, like the tragic Brokeback Mountain, perhaps?


"When presenter Jack Nicholson is asked if he is surprised by the win, he says, 'I didn't expect it because you heard so much about Brokeback,' before confiding, 'and that's who I voted for.'"

!!!

I think The Science of Sleep comes out in August. AHH. If it's rated R, I hope it's released in here around MY birthday. MINE! BWUAHAHAHA! YESS!

I want to watch THIS, which comes out on March 17 in SEATTLE. PLEASE?!?! PLEASE CAN WE GO?!?! HAHA. :(

Meh.

DOOMED! DOOOOOMED!

HELL HAS OPENED UP AND GOD HAS FORSAKEN US. THE DEMONS ARE POURING OUT OF OUR EYES, THE SIGN OF THE DEVIL IS ON OUR HANDS. WE ARE FALLING FROM GRACE AND DEATH IS LINGERING OVER OUR HEADS WAITING TO DRINK OUR SOULS AS WE PERISH. SHANGRI-LA IS DESTROYED, THERE IS NO SAVIOUR, THERE IS NO GREATER POWER, WE HAVE BEEN ABANDONED BY WHATEVER GOOD WAS LEFT WITH US, NOW STOLEN. AND CRASH HAS WON.


WORST. OSCARS. EVER




KILL ME NOW. MAYBE I'LL RAM MY CAR INTO SOMEONE ELSE, SEEKING THE OBVIOUS HUMAN CONNECTION THAT BRINGS, OTHER THAN, YOU KNOW, COMPARING ISSURANCE PAPERS. OH YES, THEM MAYBE I'LL UNDERSTAND WHY THIS CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY HAPPENED.

I'll bring home the turkey...

A Very Funny Interview
with a very funny man
LF: If you, David Wain and Michael Showalter were in a boyband, who would be the bad boy?
MIB: Showalter would probably be the bad boy.
LF: Who would be the heartthrob?
MIB: David would be the heartthrob.
LF: So then you would be the homosexual?
MIB: Clearly.

And question: If we were divided into FREAKS and GEEKS, which one do you think you would be?

How's It All Going to End? (Jim Carrey Rant)

I've been slowly realizing how good of an actor Jim Carrey is, and after doing some research I'm fuming and angry. Almost to the level when Crouching Tiger lost Best Pic, or when Kate Winslet lost... everything (OMFG).


Did you know Jim Carrey is one of only 3 people ever to WIN Best Actor in a Drama in the Golden Globes for The Truman Show in 1999, then DIDN'T EVEN GET A NOMINATION IN THE ACADEMY AWARDS?!?

Next year he won Best Actor in a Comedy for Man on the Moon in the Golden Globes. No Oscar nomination AGAIN.


He should have been nominated for those movies (and WON for the Truman Show or Man on the Moon GAHDANGIT), AND for Eternal Sunshine, and arguably just nominated for Liar Liar as well, I think (Don't EVEN get me started on how Reese Witherspoon should have been nominated for Legally Blonde. Long story short: She should have been). Since he's NEVER been nominated he BETTER be at least in the academy for his achievements, like Ziyi Zhang and Will Ferrell. If Will Ferrell is in the academy and not Jim Carrey, I'm gonna have to cut somebody. OMFG.



Also Truman Show should have won Best Picture at the Oscars that year. Shakespeare in Love, how COULD you! Also, American Beauty should have lost to The Sixth Sense. For Serious.

My guess is that the Academy just doesn't like Jim Carrey. How indefensible. I hope they do it right on Sunday. They better or so help me JAYSUS.

Jim Carrey's currently doing a horror movie. HAHA

But Can't They Practise Polygamy?

Guy: Man! If I were only single and you weren't Mormon...



I'm giving up sleeping in for lent.



I don't know!
I DON'T KNOW!
I'm lost!
I'm scared!
I feel like I'm disappearing!
MY SKIN'S COMING OFF!

I'M GETTING OLD!

Nothing makes any sense to me!
NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE!



(Site Meter Update)

HAHAHAHA Someone from Japan was at our site just a minute ago, and he found our site by the "Shizuka Arakawa Nipple" search. HAHAHA he probably later read the post about people finding the site by those terms. How embarassing! HAHAHA!

New Month, Guys

Just so we know, It's amazing that people find us online, especially given these wonderful search options:

"Ryan Gosling Drunk Driving"
"Birthplace of Apollo Ono" (TWICE!)
"'Project Runway,' 'Daniel Franco,' 'I love you Heidi'"
"Shizuka Arakawa Nipple" (6 TIMES! HAHAHA!! ONE FROM JAPAN! WHAT?!)
"Shizuka Arakawa" (Only Once)
"Shetangi"

Conclusion: Let's get some ads for Olympics and Project Runway and we'll make some money. It's what the people want, right?

Drunk Driving, Nipple, Shetangi? HAHA We talk about this stuff? We're so family friendly!