Friday, August 25, 2000 - 09:05 p.m.
a big up to my brother leslie who is visiting me right now.. i asked if he was interested in creating a pita and he said: "I don't know if the internet is ready for me yet.." - good one.
ok. onto my most recent social experiment. last night, after a number of beers and much silliness, raine, the dude and i decided to head to hooters. yes, the very establishment that caused a major tiff between the dude and i. the one with the ladies in the orange nylon bum hanging out short shorts.
it was a total trip. from the framed rob lowe photo in the entrance and the delightfully tacky yet unrefined on the back of the hooter girls tank tops to the hooters golf bag hanging over the merch section, down to the pinup of sole survivor richard and the daily sunshine boy in the girls washroom.
my head was reeling. probably because i didn't know where to look. everywhere i turned were hooters girls with boobage hanging out and fake n' bake tans. it was awful.
the worst was the music. classic 70s cheese. the tunes hit an all time when they started pumpin' "put your hands in my pants" and "shakin' that ass." the later of which we drunkards sang the whole way home. sad indeed. oh, and did i mention that the food sucked.
bottom line: hooters blows fish.
e.
Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 04:15 p.m.
so many updates!
yesterday jenn announced to our group that she is leaving. she told me last friday. while i always knew this day would come, it hit me a lot harder than i thought it would and i spent most of last weekend feeling mopey.
saying that, i am soooo happy for her. she is going to be hosting a new ctv program called talk,talk on a brand new digital cable channel. it's her dream job and it sounds amazing. i can't wait to say i knew her when.
change always brings with it good and bad. and sad too. i have spent almost every weekday with jenn for about six years now. three at sony, plus our time at concordia u. i guess we'll have to bring our friendship online. it's all weblogs and e-mails from here on in ;-)
. . . in other news, last night was the final episode of survivor. had a blast at shannon + eric's party, watching it on the big screen while indulging on survival snacks. everyone was really into it. rich won so jenn gets full props. you were right. you knew it all along.
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in other news, raine has created a new zing album with photos of our time at the cottage. so take a peak cos the cottage crew lives on!
. . . and finally, thanks to the black eyed peas, i discovered hip hop. you can too, click here. now my gear is tight.
e.
Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 04:49 p.m.
wanna smooch?
yesterday choochie the smoochme and i conducted an experiment. we each e-mailed three friends with only the words: "wanna smooch?"
below are their responses:
josh's crew:
uuuuuummmmm..... - matt
yo place or mine? - nicole
stop bothering me. don't you have a job you twerp? - scott
Mine:
hun? - raine
Hey! So here's the joke! I read your email (see below) and it took me awhile to figure out why the hell you were sending me this and how I was going to break the news to Rich that the love of his life wants to "smooch" WITH ME!!!!
But eventually the inner brunette took over and I got the whole joke! - pinks
the dude gave no response at all!
conclusion:
josh's friends have much more revved up libidos. my friends are dumb.
e.
Monday, August 21, 2000 - 08:03 p.m.
wanna smooch?
e.
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