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Name: [censored]
Psuedonym: Dag, Lita, Chompy Beast
Contact: malusimpulsus (at) gmail (period) com
I dig: family, friends, yellow roses, martial arts, fine art, literature, hats, winter-sky blue, good conversation, curries of all nations, the ancient world, victorianism, boy pants.
Sucks to: immaturity, willful ignorance, postmodernism, sexism (against either sex, dammit), Freudians, stress, anachronism, money.
Broadcasting from: Bloomington, IL
Currently reading: Eats, Shoots & Leaves, by Lynne Truss
the beasties what ate me:
the book
Writings!
They give me cardboard box to live in:
Pitas.com
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Updated: Tuesday, July 18, 2006
03:19 p.m.
listening to: WTMX online feed
TRUE TALES FROM THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE.
"Hello, Dr. X-----'s office, how may I help you?"
"Hello, my name is X---- X------, I have an appointment at 12:15 today. I can't make it."
"Alright, ma'am. Why is that?" **grabbing chart**
"I'm sick."
". . . uh."
"I just have this horrible cold, I must've caught it from someone at work . . ."
"-uh huh . . ."
". . . so I can't come in."
"Well. Um. Alright. Hope you feel better, ma'am."
"Thank you." *click*
[link] Updated: Monday, May 15, 2006
10:58 p.m.
listening to: MMORPG music of some sort
Hellllllllooooooo, intenets!
I'm in sunny China, in Yenan (however the hell you spell it, I'm so mixed up by being juggled between Wades-Giles and Pinyin that I'm not even trying anymore). The internet cafe is clean and sort of loud and smells like cigarette smoke, like everything here. I will be in China for another two weeks, and maybe blog again. FASCINATING.
Anyway, I am running out of time, but I am here and alive and fab-u-lous. Later!
[link] Updated: Thursday, April 27, 2006
11:03 a.m.
listening to: nothing really
Things I need to do before I leave today:
- check out of my lab drawer
- call CCOM
- register for Morraine classes (if applicable)
- pack up dorm room
- clean dorm room
- abscond with charcoal from dorm kitchen
- clean up stuff lying around Eric's apt.
- make delicious beer brats
- order things on the internets
- shower
[link] Updated: Saturday, February 25, 2006
11:36 p.m.
listening to: Eric talking on the phone
Why I don't fic (as if I ever did in the first place):
malusimpulsus: Well, I can't really fic what I read now.
malusimpulsus: Unless it was HOTT PSYCHOLOGY SMUT.
[Cassie]: OHH JA! LETS GET FREUDIAN!
malusimpulsus: OMG Freud/Jung/Adler!
[Cassie]: SO HAWT
malusimpulsus: Or perhaps Mao/Chiang Kai-shek hatesex lololol
[link] Updated: Saturday, January 28, 2006
06:59 p.m.
listening to: F-Zero GX in the background
Wow. Crazy semester here. I seem to have
a) six hours of lab
b) a science-based test
c) two essays or an essay and an essay revision
-every week, in addition to the usual homework and reading list as long as my arm. Still, I am catching up this weekend. I will begin writing again. Really. My goal is at least 100 words a day.
(This prompted by trying to write last night and being horrified with what I shat out. Then realizing that I haven't really written fiction since November. Yikes.)
As long as I'm at that, this may as well me a good time to reveal my writing (and maybe art, if I ever get the balls to post my shitty shitty scribblings) blog, White Noise. All the scrappy little bits of projects in progress will get posted, though due to the maybe-publishable nature of this it will be friends-only. Sorry, non-LJ types.
And now, I'm off to read more Counseling and Psychotherapy. Yay for Freud.
[link] Updated: Sunday, December 11, 2005
03:37 p.m.
listening to: heating vents. mmm, warmth.
Things to do within the next few days (roughly in order):
- email chem prof
- Women: Work and Leisure final
- Ancient and Medieval West textbook
- Ancient and Medieval West readings
- Ancient and Medieval West final
- Adolescent psych textbook
- Adolescent psych readings
- Adolescent psych final
- Damn chapter at storieswetell.
- clean room
- get drunk
Oog.
[link] Updated: Friday, December 9, 2005
02:41 a.m.
listening to: silence
THE BEES.
THE BEES THEY'RE IN MY BLOOD GET THEM OUT GET THEM OUT GET THEM OUT.
(this charming moment of psychosis brought to you by group projects. because how will kids learn to work together if they don't first learn to resent each other's very existence?)
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