6/16/00

What do you get when you cross a very sore throat and "female problems"? A very disgusted C. Cramps are just evil. Really. Being on Depo really doesn't help much. For those that I told otherwise, I done told ya wrong. I'm sorry. I do like the popsicles for my throat though. Mmmmmm..lime popsicles. Just the lime ones will cure my craving. I just felt like sharing today. Don't ever say i'm stingy.

I slept through Smackdown pretty much. I woke up in time to see Y2J spitting in Steph's face. Then she threw a bucket of water on him, and Bull..I give up trying to remember his damn last name. Holly told me and I forgot. Argh! I think he's hot in a weird way though. He has weird shaped eyes. He can be one of my new boyfriends. Bull kicked the crap out of Y2J and I zoned back out. I think I set the VCR to record. I hope.

Someone should just come and rub my tummy with that Mango Butter from The Body Shop. I'd feel tons better.

I think i'll have my Blogger set up by Sunday. You don't care. I just felt like sharing again.

6/12/00

I saw a weird license plate this morning driving in to work. 666-404. I get that from my computer at home all the time. I've got lame jokes this morning.

I figured that i'd be using Blogger right about now, but getting the template just right is a bit of a challenge for me. In short: I'm just being super lazy. If i'm not all moved in by weeks end, i'll just chalk it up as a loss I guess.

Angie..I hope you can get back online on the regular real soon.

Stephanie AND Kurt Angle are trash bag, bottom feeding, brutal..whatever Y2J said. I cant believe what your olympic hero (and mine) did last night to Lita on RAW. What happened to the three I's Kurt?! I know what this is all about. He just wants to get into Steph's pants. Its true! I'm actually hoping Triple H will lay the smackdown on him.

Linda McMahon ALWAYS lays the smackdown when she's on TV, which isnt that often. Did Vince call her "an attractive Janet Reno"? That wasn't very nice. But it was funny.

Funniest moment of the evening: Tori not breaking the table on the first try during the tag match with The Dudleys and The McMahons. And I wish Dean Malenko would have knocked her out during the fight with X-Pac. X-Pac: Just say no to leave in conditioner. You know what would be intresting? Dean and Steve Blackman as a tag team. They could bore the other team to death. I'm 2 for 2 with the lame jokes this morning.

At least the Rock and Triple H didn't fight for probably the 1000th time. But I was hoping that Y2J got Steph in the Walls of Jericho. That would have made up for the Lita thing.

If anyone has ever seen the movie Sparkle and knows how Sister actually died, please send me mail. Was it a drug overdose or did her boyfriend beat her? I think I missed something. That movie just rules something terrible. I hear they may be doing a remake. That should be intresting.

6/9/00

Coffee and pain killers aren't a good mix I think. I have the headache of life right about now, and my head is nanoseconds away from finding a nice comfy spot on the keyboard. This isn't good considering I have another job interview today. Its at the same place, for a second interview, cross your fingers for me or something, I went that I mentioned in the first version of Dope. Link is at the bottom of the page if you really want to know. You don't. How do I know the answers to these things? And once again i'm clad in the most uncomfortable skirt and jacket..I hate hate hate short skirts. If I had the body of say, Lisa Nicole Carson, i'd be shakin' what my momma gave me in my skirt. Short skirt suits should be left to the ladies on Ally Mcbeal.

I just don't feel great at all. Send me get well cards and sutff. Even during time of sickeness, I can still build up enough strength to ask people to buy me stuff. I'm so needy.

I wasn't feeling too great last night either. Once again, for I think the third week in a row, I fell asleep during Smackdown. This time it was directly after the Women's Battle Royal, which really wasn't much of a Battle Royal to me at all. Really. Terri did an okay bodyslam on The Kat though. Ivory's facial expressions are classic. It was nice to see Jacky again. Lita got screwed, Stephanie kinda cracked me up..Jerry Lawler says something about Lita pulling her pants up. She goes "I'd get her in the pants" Hee! She should really do commentary work. Chuckie was right about the first match. Chris Jericho and Test, The "Jerkel of the Squared Circle". Who the hell writes some of Y2J's material? Funniest thing he's ever said besides the "..and his boy Elroy" to Crash Holly is when he called The Kat "Mini Me" when she was with Chyna. But, I wished I was Trish Stratus for a brief second. And she gives good boot too!

I should also add that Headbanger Mosh is my new boyfriend now. That was him that said Hi to The Rock after the Y2J/Test match. He was out of costume. He's a cutie.

Another one of those "Damn, why didn't I think of that?" type sites is this one. This would be the first of its kind. The first one i've seen and enjoyed anyway. Its a fictional diary of a Hollywood Starlet. This is very refreshing, creative and intresting. I can't wait to read more entries of this.

Frostylips is one of my favorite domains. Her designs and content are always off the wall in an intresting artsy type way. I also enjoy her UBB for some strange reason. Call me twisted and sick if you will, but there are some, lack for a better term, intresting people there. Anyway, one topic kinda cracked me up. I saw no problem with the girl putting up a "Virtual Closet" type thing. Thats just me though and my opinion counts for not much. But anyway, who wants to see MY grey Gap sweater? Here it is. Yes, its hanging off the light fixture in my living room and not in my closet. You dont want to see that. Trust me. Having a grey Gap sweater should be a staple dammit. And it was on sale for 20 bucks by the way. 25 dollars is a steal for a decent sweater. Whoever made the "That's way too much" comment, I wanna know where she shops so I can shop there also.

6/8/00

She's "disgusted". Me, i'd consider it. Then I wouldn't have to ask you nice people to buy me stuff all the time. Like this neat thingy here. Not that I would ever use it or anything. Its just different. Yeah. That's the word i'm looking for. And if you don't know what that is, i'm not gonna tell ya.

Oh joy! Mighty Big TV will be recapping My So Called Life. I never got to see the series all the way through. This should bring back some intresting memories. And seeing that MTV showed the same few episodes over and over again..damn them. And I think they're gonna be recapping Smackdown. I'd love to some recaps for that, but damnit if I dont have this fear of rejection thing going on, so I wont be sending them any writing samples any time soon.

From the "Certain People Should Not Be Allowed to Breed" files: Since when did saying "excuse me" become a foreign concept? Nobody is going to bite you if you say those two little words. Its not a hard thing to do. Really, it isnt. Try it the next time you're in your jobs way overpriced cafeteria putting non-dairy creamer in your Swiss Almond Mocha coffee, wishing you could add just a sprinkle of milk, but damn that whole upset stomach thing, and you notice these two men just standing there pretty much breathing down your neck, instead of saying "Excuse me, I need to get a cup". Why do people do that? They'll stand there and look at you like "Bitch hurry up" instead of just saying "Excuse me", getting whatever the hell it is they need to get, and moving onward. I'll be damned if i'm wasting oh so precious seconds of my life waiting for someone to move themselves out of the way.

I was watching Access Hollywood a few nights back, and they had an interview with..I can't think of the singer's name, but she's dating Tommy Mottola, Mariah Carey's ex-husband. She was asked about the similarities between her and Mariah I suppose, and Tommy Mottola making Mariah a star, so is he pretty much doing the same for her. And this is a direct quote that I loved He didn't make me, I was already done. Damn. Work it girl.

6/7/00..two times dope

Last entry had to be cut short, not like I had alot to say in this entry anyway, because my PC, which hardly EVER gives me trouble (sure ya right) decided to act a fool with me. That is of importance to you why?

I can't stress enough how good it feels when someone links me. Maybe its because of something that went on in my childhood that I feel the need to be liked and adored or something. I have a repressed memory thing going on now so I cant give you a reason why, but thanks man. He says my design is simple.(And a good read too. Yes!) That's kinda what I had been worried about when I started. That the design was TOO simple, compared to a lot of blogs/pitas out there. I've seen some really stunning ones, like this one and this one. Mine just feels all blah and all. Thanks for the compliment though. You can go in the dollar store and pick out one item. Childhood flash back there. Moms sure was cheap.

I heart heart heart D. How many times can I say that?

I heart the male D too, just in case he ever reads this. I doubt it if he does. He's probably too busy being someone elses husband. Its okay. Heh.

I had to log back in just to link these two sites. I have now declared these two sites as my personal favorites. A female who apprecicates the WWF kicks Rikishi sized ass in my book. I got a nice mail from the webmistress of Vivify and This blog with the dope Kat layout. You don't want me to hit a lionsault on you, so go check these sites out will ya? And thanks for telling me Bull's last name. He still looks like the guy from Night Court though. They have the same name too. Thats freaky ish there.

6/7/00

This may or may not be the last entry in this thing until I switch over to Blogger. I feel like such a sellout for some reason. I'm just overjoyed that I understand Blogger. It's probably the simplest thing in the world to most people, of course, not for me. Nothing is ever cut and paste for me.

I already know what's gonna happen on Smackdown tomorrow. Thanks Chuckie. He was there and mailed me. I wont spoil it for you, but if you're like me, you'll be a tad pissed when you see the Womens Battle Royal. And in the first match, i've actually dreamed that those two individuals would fight over me. I'll just pretend that they are. That is if he gave me the matches in correct order.

And does anyone else miss Mr.Ass as much as I do?

6/6/00

You have NO idea how glad I am to have FINALLY heard from my sis D again. Not the D mentioned throughout this pita. Thats a guy. This here is one of the very first people I met when I came on the net and had an annoying habit of typing in all caps. Heh. I still get the urge sometimes. But this is a true friend and I love her to pieces. I miss everyone else too. If you happen to be reading this, Jill, J, Snyde, Foxy or Tayla, I love you guys and I miss you all. Enough with the General Foods International Coffee moment. D has a hot to death domain that you can view by clicking by clicking in this very spot.

Factoid:One of my aunts telephone number ends in 6600. Maybe I should go play that number today. Then i'd be rich and happy and wouldnt need you guys to buy me stuff. Whee!

With the help of one patient individual named Huny, I have pretty much figured out how to use Blogger. Its really not all that complicated. Its easy for me to say that now, but this time yesterday, I was having major Blogger issues. I almost uploaded over the entire index page at Hunyzsweet.com. Shows how skilled I am huh? Anyway, I guess I will be all switched over in about a week or so. I really dont want to give this pita up though. I cried a tear, you wiped it dry...

Funniest moments on RAW last night: Trish Stratus getting the Stink Face by Rikishi, and yet another pose by Edge, Christian and Kurt Angle. A real Kodak moment indeed. Hee! I made it through the match without thinking once "Why-2J? Why?". I'm over that ;) I'm glad that Bull what-his-face (will someone PLEASE tell me his last name?) is gonna break away from The Bossman though. And the bestest news of all, Steph is FINALLY going to have to defend her belt. I hope she gets her ass kicked. But of course that isnt gonna happen. I was hoping Kane would win the triple threat match though. I like Kane. But The Rock won. *glee* I kinda figured that. It was a damn good show, and of course I forgot to pop a tape in the VCR.

You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em... All the things I really needed to learn I learned from Kenny Rogers

How many times after going through this site do I wish my mother would have listened to me when I begged to be home schooled? Its comforting to know that someone shares my opinion that Public School Sucks Ass.

6/5/00

There's always comfort in knowing that D is always there for me. I don't think Y2J will get divorced, or cheat on his wife, that cracked me up when I read that, but thanks for putting a huge smile on my face. But i'm over it though. Really.

Oh yeah, and instead of me sending you a pic of my boobies, D. How about I just go on over to Boobscan. I mean, its kinda hard to angle my digital camera and get a decent pic. ;) But I may do this under an assumed name or something. Shows how much time I have on my hands here lately.

But, you know what would cheer me up really nicely? If someone bought me stuff from abbielynn.com. I'm always asking people to buy me stuff. If someone actually didn't ignore me, i'd be shocked.

I also feel comfort in knowing that soon I will be recieving these really adorable shoes I got from ebay. Very dainty like. Unlike me almost. My heels have got to be at least 3 inches, but considering the problems with my right ankle. I can rock these with my black capris probably.

Dieting is hard enough without having to be tempted like this. Well I think its funny even if you dont. Hmph! Thanks ma for taking the pic for me. I'd been trying to get that for ages.

Shena has another one of those "I wish I could come up with things like this" type pages. Its beautiful.

6/4/00..again.

Bad news comes in threes. I think thats the saying.

1) My cable went out. No Sunday Night Heat. Now if that wasn't enough for poor, fragile, me

2) Taken from Wrestlescoop.com, as I listen to "I'm Still Standing" by Elton John, I bring you the following news:

On June 30th Chris Jericho will be getting married at the St. Charles Golf and Country Club in Winnipeg.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not upset. Really. I'm not. I'm just about to go breathe into a brown paper bag and sob into my pillow. I'm kidding. About the crying part. But, someone is gonna be a lucky woman. I wish it were I. *sigh*

That third thing is gonna kick in soon probably.

6/4/00

New pic on the top of the page, and a lame attempt to play around with the color of the background. Pretty spiffy eh? You know how Canadians always say "eh"? Oh forget it. Just don't ever give C alot of sugar in the morning and she'll purr like a well oiled machine.

Got a call about 5:30pm from my friend-boy. How does C and her friend-boy spend a lovely Saturday afternoon you ask? Touring Old Town Alexandria, which is pretty much a more expensive version of Georgetown. Prettier also. Lots of water. I'm pretty much broke now as a result of all of this. I'm thinking about just setting up a Pay Pal account so you lovely people can send me money and stuff. Its tax deductable. Just think about it okay? You'll feel better knowing how you've helped me.

We thought about getting last minute tickets to WPGC's (Lame ass radio station in DC) Birthday Bash. I have no idea who was even there. If anyone went, send me mail and let me know how it was. I finally did get to see American Pie yesterday. I haven't laughed so hard in a really long time. "You guys are gonna fuck. Fuckers, Fuckers, Fuckers!" That part killed me. And Chris Klein is pretty nice to look at.

While checking Yahoo for the correct address for the site linked above, I came across a site that broke down the lyrics to the song American Pie. You know, the one Madonna kinda sorta butchered. This is just one guys's look at it though. I never ever knew what the lyrics meant myself. Factoid: I do believe Roberta Flack's song Killing Me Softly is about that song. How do I know this stuff?