Saturday, May 24, 2003

I realize now why I don't have any children. They drive me batshit insane. They also don't listen very well. Especially when I say things to them along the lines of, "Please be quiet", "Please stop tortuing my cat." and "Please please PLEASE go away". It's enough to make me want to perform a home tubal ligation upon myself. (If only I hadn't lost my X-Acto knife. *sigh* Things just haven't been going my way lately.)

It's been a rough week for yours truly. I've received a rejection letter from Speedy Print, the place I went to for my last job interview, so it would seem that avenue of potential employment has been closed off. All is not lost, however. A couple days ago I received a phone call from another place in town which wants to schedule an interview for next week. So it would appear the age-old adage is right: Whenever God closes a door, He DOES open up a window. (Although I wouldn't go so far as to call this potential for opportunity a window. More like a crack in the wall with some icky, crumbly plaster hanging from it which is barely wide enough for me to squeeze my naked ass through, provided I applied liberal amounts of grease to said ass before attempting to do so..)

Ooh. Now THERE'S a pretty picture, isn't it, folks... Sorry if I spoiled any of you guyses dinner out there...

Anyway... I'm gonna try to work on something webpage-related this weekend. I'm not sure what yet. I'm not feeling particularly ambitious but I'll try and see what, if anything, I can come up with.

Hey, this is Memorial Day weekend, isn't it? Not that I'd be able to tell what with Time losing all meaning to me and such... Oh well, to those of you who work: Enjoy it while it lasts...