Wednesday, May 28, 2003 - 02:19 p.m.

Well, another job interview has come and gone. This one was for a company which specializes in creating animated ads which are shown before movies. Yeah. I know. Sounds compelling, doesn't it? So how well did I do on the interview? Hmm... Can't really tell. Them interviewer types always seem to have real poker faces. I find that as a general rule, your chances of getting the job are inversely proportional to how well you THINK you did on the interview. If you think you did crappy and the employer mutters only two words in your general direction, one of which was "hello", it's a good chance you've gotten the job. If the employer presents you with lots of salary and benefits information, gives you a tour of the company, introduces you to the entire staff, and gives you a detailed map showing where all the snack machines and water coolers are located, well then...forget it buddy. Your chances of working there are about as good as Mao-Tse-Tung rising from the dead and doing a strip tease on George W. Bush's head. (I'm just throwing all sorts of pleasant imagery at you this week, aren't I, folks?)

Anyway, this leads to the all-important question: How well did I THINK I do?...Um... I have no idea....and my head hurts... I don't wanna answer any more questions today. Go away...

But first, take a look at the latest armor I've created Oh, and at the Ralph Bakshi LOTR Thumbnail Theater, a site which has been dead for some time but which I forcibly resurrected in a reverent (and probably highly illegal) manner. Enjoy.