WE ARE THE BRINGERS OF JOY&SORROW! --> This is Delirious

SaruKame orgasmed Monday, January 6, 2003 @ 07:03 p.m.

It burns! - [Portishead - Numb]

...Then don't take it! The quiz result is ugly-ing Delirious up! This is bad Feng Shui. Delicious!

saiyuki orgasmed Monday, January 6, 2003 @ 06:41 p.m.

It burns! - [Every Little Thing - KIOKU]

agh. i WANT TO LOG IN TO MY SERVER ! ap euro test, dammit!

Which Tetsu Are YOU???
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this must be the lamest test i've EVER taken. how many tetsu's ARE there >>

SaruKame orgasmed Monday, January 6, 2003 @ 06:15 p.m.

It burns! - []

Ugly quiz graphic covers vital Delirious information. Pain and anguish.

saiyuki orgasmed Monday, January 6, 2003 @ 05:46 p.m.

It burns! - [Psycho le Cemu - Prism]

iyoko and kika are MEEAAANNN. my account got renewed, but i can't log into my server yet -_-.

Iyoko orgasmed Monday, January 6, 2003 @ 04:57 p.m.

It burns! - [Due le Quartz - manji garame]

Okay, so I didn't win the Miyavi auction. (the JINGURU BERU single). It's okay. I don't think I have the money to pay for it anyways. Saving for cons. Going to three, perhaps Japan Expo if they have good guests, and if we can, probably Fanime. That's five. ~~$300 x 5 conventions = $1500.~~ @w@ Never mind. I'll figure it out later. I have to go to rehearsal now. I'm going to freeze to death dancing around in this weather. X_x;

Iyoko orgasmed Sunday, January 5, 2003 @ 10:55 p.m.

It burns! - []

"The rest of the world could get a fucking clue from China. One kid per family, severe penalties for extras, and mandatory sterilization. Zero population growth is their goal, and they've damn near reached it. A mess of abortion goes on in the People's Republic. A whole damn mess of abortion. Scraping fetus has become a way of life to the Chinese. Not to let 'em off the hook, so to speak. Extreme measures are called for because they've been the world-champion breeders since the fucking Han dynasty. One out of every five people in the world is Chinese. But what percentage of resources do you think all those Chinese people are using? No percentage at all, compared to your greedy American ass.

Americans compromise less than five percent of the world's population, yet we suck up thirty-three percent of the world's resources. And we can breed as many rug rats as we want. Hey, it’s a free country! We don’t even have to be able to feed ‘em. If you can’t keep the little fuckers alive, the government will do it for you! MY tax dollars—YOUR tax dollars—pay breeders to stay home and make MORE breeders! AND RESEARCH TOWARD THE CURE OF AN EPIDEMIC GOES UNFUNDED BECAUSE THE PEOPLE DYING FROM IT SUCK TOO MUCH COCK!!!”

-Lush Rimbaud from Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z. Brite.

Because it amused me. :)

Iyoko orgasmed Sunday, January 5, 2003 @ 09:52 p.m.

It burns! - []

Which Tetsu Are YOU???
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Iyoko orgasmed Sunday, January 5, 2003 @ 09:52 p.m.

It burns! - []

Iyoko orgasmed Sunday, January 5, 2003 @ 09:39 p.m.

It burns! - [Due le Quartz - higouhou drug]

Hentai games are really expensive. T__T I want to play Silver Chaos ($68) and Oujisama LV1.5. ($54) You can buy it Here... but damn... so expensive. Too bad they don't carry Shounentachi no byouto. The art is nice, but I heard gameplay is difficult. Hn. :/

SaruKame orgasmed Sunday, January 5, 2003 @ 07:08 p.m.

It burns! - []

Yurg. I should be working on my algebra project. I'm not.

Iyoko orgasmed Sunday, January 5, 2003 @ 04:01 p.m.

It burns! - [Due le Quartz - Re:Shakespear]

I had about 350, but now i'm down to half of that because I'm clearing out my files right now so I can give this computer to sister to make room for new compy. :D

I have no self control. I finally have money and I spent it. Stupid ebay. *kick*

saiyuki orgasmed Sunday, January 5, 2003 @ 02:29 p.m.

It burns! - [Dir en grey - umbrella]

omygod, i was watching this l'arc interview (LOVE LOVE AISHITERU one). it's so funny ><; It wasn't subbed, but I understand about 1/3~1/4 of what they were talking about. The first part was this girl who went backstage to their room to see what they were up to. Right when she went in, tetsu shot her w/ one of those mini-baseball toys, where the ball shoots out and you have to hit it. it was a very small one, so i don't think it hurt her O_o. he went, "KURAEEE~!!!" and boom! so funny. and then next, she went to ken, who looked like he was inhaling something from a can. he was inhaling helium!! HAHAAHAH "konnichiwa~ hisashiburi~!" girl: "WHAT THE?!" and then later, she turned to hyde. he started hitting on her, and it was so funny also. "you have a cute face." her: *inching away* eh. eh... heh... him: "kiss." her: "GYAH!!!!" she then got out this package and said, "oh! oh!! hyde, do you want a present? do you want a present?" he said, "i want you." her: "AHHHHH um... here, a present for you, a LOVE LOVE AISHITERU T-SHIRT!!!" [she's trying to avoid him now] and then he starts to take off his shirt, and she's like, "NOOO!!!! NOT NOW!!!! IT'S A PRESENT!!!!" and runs away from him, giving the other l'arc members t-shirts as well. she plays w/ this remote-control car that yukihiro is playing with, and she doesn't know how to control it. tetsu gets all frustrated and goes, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!?!??!" and then they try to play mini-baseball, but tetsu just keeps shooting her in the head :D later, l'arc is outside and they're being interviewed and stuff by the hosts. one of the guests? sitting next to hyde, says, "wow. it's been a while since i've seen such a cute boy." hyde: "eeh..." then someone asks, "who was it previously?" and then a picture of Shazna's IZAM shows up in the corner! HAHAHAHA. Then they talk about other things, among which is a toilet :)

saiyuki orgasmed Sunday, January 5, 2003 @ 11:41 a.m.

It burns! - [Ayu - Heartplace]

orie-chan and i were counting songs on our playlist... i have 220 total and she has 128 at the moment, but we sorted it by artist. i'm scared at myself.

19 Ayumi Hamasaki
11 B'z songs
4 move
5 globe
12 Do As Infinity
1 K.ITO + D.K [obviously you know what song THIS is]
5 Utada Hikaru
1 boa [boa. not BoA]
2 Kotani Kinya [gravitation....]
1 Masami Okui
2 Every Little Thing
5 LUNA SEA
1 hitomi [NOT SAMURAI DRIVE. i HHHAAATTEEE THAT SONG]
17 Gackt
1 Aucifer
2 HAL
8 hyde
4 Due le Quartz
8 TETSU69
9 Dir en grey
12 Plastic Tree
29 L'Arc~en~Ciel
2 PENICILLIN
8 PIERROT
1 Naoki Satou
1 yukihiro [it's not like he had any other songs >>;]
6 Psycho le Cemu
2 wyse
7 Youjeen
1 GLAY
1 Cherry Filter
13 Miyavi
1 Kappei Yamaguchi [smile]
7 FAIRY FORE
1 Myuji
1 Kohei Koizumi
1 kagrra
1 Yoko Ishida

i might have missed some here and there, but . who cares.

Iyoko orgasmed Saturday, January 4, 2003 @ 09:52 p.m.

It burns! - [Due le quartz - Re:plica]

I still haven't done a single productive thing. >>;

saiyuki orgasmed Saturday, January 4, 2003 @ 06:44 p.m.

It burns! - [Plastic Tree - CLOSET CHILD]

me&kika's conversation:

kika: and PLUS
kika: that room that i was checking out
sai: yea?
kika: has 2 beds
sai: YAY!!!!
kika: plus a couch
sai: YAY!!!
kika: tv
sai: OMYGOD YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HAPPY I AM!!!
kika: own refrigerator
kika: all that good stuff
kika: NOW MAKIYO GETS HER OWN BED!!!!
kika: xD

Iyoko orgasmed Saturday, January 4, 2003 @ 06:19 p.m.

It burns! - [Moi Dix Mois - Dialogue Symphonie]

Downloading kaggra videos, but it's going SO. SLOW. X_x; *bangs head on desk*

saiyuki orgasmed Saturday, January 4, 2003 @ 03:33 p.m.

It burns! - [Gackt - 12gatsu no Love song (foreign language version)]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY. HIS ENGLISH IS SO FUNNY. THE SONG SOUNDS SO HORRIBLE!!!!! he shouldnt sing English, GACKT!!! HE SHOULDNT, FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONE, PLEASE, NO, ENGLISH. it's somewhat of an improvement from "to feel the FIRE", but its still really funny!!! HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

saiyuki orgasmed Saturday, January 4, 2003 @ 12:40 p.m.

It burns! - [Plastic Tree - Soshite Parade wa tsuzuku]

look whose group blog I found, IYOKO!

saiyuki orgasmed Saturday, January 4, 2003 @ 12:32 p.m.

It burns! - [Dir en grey - umbrella]

ok. my host got my payment. not sure about the domain yet, but i updated my credit card info. whew. mammy making me look up tons of college info :. but instead i organized my b-day wishlist (it will come sooner than you think! my b-day i mean.) i'm thinking i might major in graphic design :

Iyoko orgasmed Saturday, January 4, 2003 @ 01:29 a.m.

It burns! - [kaggra - kotodama]

Sai needs to renew domain, so we'll be layout-less for a few days. Today was pretty fun, though we didn't get to watch Rocky Horror Picture Show, which was the purpose of the get-together. :/ Watched this Korean movie, Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, and some scenes from an evening with Kevin Smith. We weren't paying much attention during VHD because we were asking/answering questions from Krispi's book of "If" questions. (which, by the way, is still at my house ¬ ¬) Sai and Maki left early, so Krispi, Kikari, Saru, and I were just talking til 11:30.

Break ends in a few days. Just reread the essay that I wrote before vacation... and I don't like it at all. It looks disorganized and I think I went way off topic several times. I still don't have a title yet. Also have chem to finish. Feck. ._.

saiyuki orgasmed Friday, January 3, 2003 @ 12:22 p.m.

It burns! - [Plastic Tree - Zetsubou no oka]

i'm... such a bad person. i discovered i had volunteer today from 5:15~7:15, and called the park to cancel -_-. i have not really volunteered at the park much lately. i don't even know if my rose parade hours were counted. i have to ask if i have 44 hours total from that including last year -_-.

saiyuki orgasmed Friday, January 3, 2003 @ 11:48 a.m.

It burns! - [Miyavi - JINGURU BERU]

i. had. the. weirdest. dream. last. night. first off, it was at school (UCK) but school was revamped, and everyone was getting lost. :) i was running to english to take some test i don't remember what it was, but it was a very important test, so i was running to the classroom. i thought i was late, and it seemed that way too when i saw everyone in the class seated but me. so i sat down in this empty seat right SMACK front of the teacher (ms rogan). however, ms rogan was sitting in the seat in FRONT of me; i was sitting in the row behind her. she turned around and started talking to me in a hushed tone. i said, "oh crap! i forgot my book! can i go get it real quick?" and she said, "no, (in a pissed off tone) don't go outside anymore. just ...... *mutter*)" i was confused, and said, "uh.... then can i just use the literature books? the story's in there." and she said, "ok. good." then for SOME reason i asked her how her winter break was! and she was very happy in telling me about all this stuff i could not care less about. we didn't even take the test. the bell rang, and soon i found myself running AGAIN to another classroom. it took me forever to get to this classroom, and i was following my friend tammy (who goes to WHITNEY!). so weird. we took another test or something, and as everyone was coming out of the classroom, i was still packing my stuff (which is full of crazy cuz im usually the first one to leave the classroom). [ok this is the weirdest part] as some students were also leaving, i saw these two/ three guys come in. NOW, this first guy, who had black hair about chin-length and wearing cool clothes HINT HINT stood by the doorway, sort of, not that close, but sort of close to it. i turned up to look and at first i though, "they probably have detention or something..." but then the hair! GASP IT WAS RYUTARO FROM PLASTIC TREE! my body was so full of exit i was shaking as i put away my pencils (and i was STILL packing?! damn i'm really slow!) and then we started talking.... then i had to go, so i asked him if i could give him a hug (HEHE) and he said, *shrug* "ok" and then AHH he was so soft XD and then i left, and met up w/ iyoko-san. we were walking home, when iyoko-san was going down my block when she realized she was going the wrong way and laughed and turn back, when i said, "where're you going?!" then i was deciding whether i should go back to school or not, maybe plastic tree was still there. i looked at my watch, 2:57. i went to my parents' room to call iyoko-san, and then i realized we got TWO new phones! the numbers were all jumbled and i was becoming frantic. finally i dialed the right number, but her sister said she was at practice! i became sad and my dream ended. >>; weiRD.

saiyuki orgasmed Thursday, January 2, 2003 @ 05:00 p.m.

It burns! - [Every Little Thing - KIOKU]

HAHA!! Well I suppose that's better than making up LotR emails with someone you don't see a lot :D Honest, everytime saru-kun and I meet, we make up stories -_-. Whatever it is, we're making up something -_-

Iyoko orgasmed Thursday, January 2, 2003 @ 03:42 p.m.

It burns! - [FAIRY FORE - LOVE SICK]

AGHHH!! JINGURU BERU SINGLE! AUTOGRAPHED DUE LE QUARTZ CDS!! POP IS DEAD AND SHINDEMO SINGLES + VIDEOS!! DUE LE QUARTZ TOUR T-SHIRT!!!! AGGHHHHH!!! I HATE YOU EBAY!! T__T

emergencyexit514: it destroys my sooouuulll
SaruKameNoodle: ebay is very soul-destroying, i've noticed
SaruKameNoodle: there, there
SaruKameNoodle: have some fried chicken and watermelon.
emergencyexit514: i dont want fried chicken.
emergencyexit514: i want miyavi
SaruKameNoodle: fried miyavi?
emergencyexit514: not fried miyavi!?
SaruKameNoodle: water...miyavi?
emergencyexit514: no!
emergencyexit514: just miyavi miyavi.
SaruKameNoodle: miyavi melon!
emergencyexit514: NO MELON!
SaruKameNoodle: ...fried melon miyavi water?
SaruKameNoodle: :D?
emergencyexit514: NO
emergencyexit514: *smash*
SaruKameNoodle: i don't care what you want! i'm keeping the baby! -sobbing run-
SaruKameNoodle: :)
emergencyexit514: i dont want your baby!
SaruKameNoodle: good!
SaruKameNoodle: but you've got ANOTHER baby in your POCKET!
SaruKameNoodle: and if you kill it or do away with it, ALL the j-rockers in the world will die.
SaruKameNoodle: do you want that to happen!? DO YOU!?
emergencyexit514: no. ;_;
SaruKameNoodle: there ya go, then. :)

You asshole. >>;

saiyuki orgasmed Thursday, January 2, 2003 @ 11:23 a.m.

It burns! - [FAIRY FORE - Chaos]

agh. iyoko, i warn you, don't go to jpophelp. THEY HAVE A LOT OF GOOD MAGAZINES IN STOCK.... LIKE THAT RYUTARO ONE!!! PLUS THEY HAVE A NEW GACKT ONE IN STOCK... IT'S B-PASS, TOO -_-. why'd i order that vicious magazine >> im going to ask karolyn dee if she's going to asahiya soon :D

saiyuki orgasmed Thursday, January 2, 2003 @ 11:10 a.m.

It burns! - [Plastic Tree - TSUMETAI HIKARI]

mammy says i can go to iyoko's house tomorrow. o yea, kika-san, bring SARU-KUN'S GIFT HINT HINT HINT. it's a bit late, but oh WELL. better late than never, ne?

saiyuki orgasmed Wednesday, January 1, 2003 @ 08:15 p.m.

It burns! - [Due le quartz - omocha shuurisha]

saru-kun wants me to bring BLOOD. i also have "vampire hunter d:bloodlust", "memento", "minority report" and "monsters, inc." (HEHEHEHE), so.... but i going to bring "BLOOD". it's only 45 mins long anyway, so *sticks out tongue* i am sure i can go. i dont think mammy wants me to stay at home and be in front of the comp all day anyway. oh yeah. i got this clear ball that's supposed to suck the radiation off the computer monitor too. ridiculous.

Kikari orgasmed Wednesday, January 1, 2003 @ 07:46 p.m.

It burns! - []

MY VERSION: *glares at Sai-chan xD*

Legolas: UnLiMITeDbOWNaRRoWz@mirkwood.com
l00kInPr3tty@battle.net
Gimli: n3v3rt0ssAdwarf@moria.com
---
Frodo: fUcKDaRING@theshire.com
Sam: saMwiseDaBRAVE@theshire.com
Pippin: WhensSecondBreakfast@theshire.com
Merry: WeveAlreadyHadIt@theshire.com
---
Eowyn: PaLEfaCEdeMOn3ss@rohan.com
Arwen: Elv3nWh0re0003@rivendell.com
Aragorn: iAiNTN0KING@ranger.com
Faramir: s3xYBROTHAofB0R0M1R@gondor.net
---
Celeborn: uSELessssELF@rivendell.com
Elrond: aGEnTELROND@rivenatrix.com
Galadriel: sp4rklyeyedQUEEN@enchantedforest.com
Haldir: mahNOSEshouldBEAMPUTATED@lothlorien.net
---
Gollum: whereMAHpreciousAT@smeagol.net
---
Gandalf: gandalfdaWHITEEE@greyhavens.com
Saruman: perdYfinG3rna1lz02@minasmorgul.net
--
The One Ring: maHpReciOus@onering.net
Treebeard: saveTHEtrees@fangornforest.com
Sauron: c00lr3dEYEZ@minastirith.com
Boromir: d34dnSTILLs3xxy@downAwaterfall.net
--
Shadowfax: lord0fallhorses@rohan.com
Theoden: KINGOFTHEWORLD@titanic.com [he was the captain in Titanic xD]
Brego: aRaGORNowesMEsugacUBEs@horsiesinMiddleearth.net
--
Denethor: fuckYOUfaramir@gondor.net
Lurtz: striderfuckedmeover@FoTR.com
Rose: iluvmySamWise@fuckfrodo.com
Grima Wormtongue: needingEOWYNp0rn@r0hancUnts.com
--
Bilbo Baggins: c0nc3rninghobbitz@hobbiton.com
Eomer: horsIEhead@rohanriders.net

ok i'm done :D

SaruKame orgasmed Wednesday, January 1, 2003 @ 07:00 p.m.

It burns! - [Aimee Mann - Two of Us]

We got a search for "wut is legolas`s email." After some research, we discovered Legolas's actual e-mail, along with many of the other LoTR characters'! So e-mail away, all ye who are fangirls and boys! Sai-chan made me post this.

Legolas: IGotABigBow@mirkwood.com [Screenname was all me. :)]
Gimli: MyAxIsBiggerThanYours@moria.com
---
Frodo: ILoveSam@theshire.com [Kika will kill me for this]
Sam: ILoveYouToo@theshire.com
Pippin: WhensSecondBreakfast@theshire.com
Merry: WeveAlreadyHadIt@theshire.com
---
Eowyn: AragornLovesMe@gondor.net
Arwen: AragornLovesME@rivendell.com
Aragorn: Imconfused@wandererererer.com
Faramir: WhatAboutMe@gondor.net
---
Celeborn: ILookLikeAWoman@rivendell.com
Elrond: MrSmith@thematrix.com
Galadriel: ThereAreTooManyMalesInThisMovie@enchantedforest.com
---
Gollum: IDontTalkToMyselfYesIDoNoWaitIDontYouLIIIEEEE@sephora.com
Orcs: GangstaWarriors4Lyfe@funkyteeth.net---
Gandalf: ImOldAndImSexy@harrypotteraintnowizard.com
Saruman: SexXyGrrL4U@harrypotterismyidol.net [I came up with screenname, 'Nise did URL]
EyeSeeYou@bigandshinay.org [Because he's an eye! Getit? Getit?!]
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Theodien: LookitMeImWrinkly@gondor.net
Wormtongue: PleaseLoveMe@sarumanswhore.com [He's my favoritest character of all time!]

I don't know half of the words I wrote.

saiyuki orgasmed Wednesday, January 1, 2003 @ 05:57 p.m.

It burns! - [Kappei Yamaguchi - PREDILECTION]

I'm having the worst day. Ever. IYOKO WE MISSED KOUHAKU. IT WAS ON CHANNEL 44!!!!!! DEF TOLD ME SHE SAW GACKT ARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FUCKING MISSED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO BE SO FULL OF CRAZY FOREVER UNTIL I FIND SOMEBODY WHO TAPED THE WHOLE KOUHAKU OR HAS IT ALL FOR DOWNLOAD AAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Iyoko orgasmed Wednesday, January 1, 2003 @ 04:42 p.m.

It burns! - [deeam - My Will]

Went to go buy costume stuff with Orie and Sai. Didn't buy anything for myself, but I fould a bird that would be perfect for my costume. It was expensive, so I hid it in a bucket until further notice :D

Anyways, Delirious movie night my house Friday. Does everybody want to bring money and we can order something, or do you each want to bring a dish of something? Bring either. We'll have pizza and/or whatever else there is. Bring movies, too. So far, I have Rocky Horror Picture Show, and Saru-kun is bringing Requiem. Anybody else? Depending on how many movies we have, we'll determine the time. I'll be the only person home the entire day, so just show up whenever the hell you feel like it. (Call first. I'd sleep til mid-afternoon if I could) Most likely, around 4-5 PM until... whenever we finish the movies, I guess. :/ Probably around 10. I still have to contact Maki-chan and Krispi.

o_O I got this metallic egg-shaped thing that's supposed to absorb the radiation from my computer. I wonder if it works.

SaruKame orgasmed Wednesday, January 1, 2003 @ 12:00 a.m.

It burns! - [The Autumns - In the Russet Gold of This Vain Hour]

How fitting this song is. Happy New Year, I guess.

SaruKame orgasmed Tuesday, December 31, 2002 @ 05:20 p.m.

It burns! - [Musiqua - Ordinary Day]

Argh, I was going to do one of those "Best of 2002" things also. You stole my thunder. And lightning.

I spent almost the entire day packaging mail with my sister for my dad's...clients? Anyways, he gave us $80 to buy stamps at the post office and told us that we could split whatever amount was left. We now have $10 each.

Anyways, let's get down to my list.

Best "What the mothercrap?" news article: We've cloned a real baby! The aliens helped us.
Best New Noise-Maker: None that I can think of. Heeh.

Argh, thinking of "best of"s is hard. I'll just do worst.

Worst New Noise-Maker(s): Avril Lavigne definitely tops this list, and pretty much anything else on KROQ, including The White Stripes, The Hives, The Strokes, and every other feckin' mainstream band that starts with "The".
Most "I don't even understand how the hell they became famous" Noise-Makers: Kelly Osbourne. A lame remake of "Papa Don't Preach" made to promote "The Osbournes". Her album has the apt title of "Shut Up".
Stop playing that song already. My ears are bleeding.: "Lose Yourself" along with most of Eminem's other songs. Please, just go away. Kelly Clarkson's "A Moment Like This" was probably played thirty times a day on KIIS. I've never heard the song myself, though. Oh, and "Hot in Here" by Nelly. Die. Now.
Most Overblown Movie, Like, Ever: Spider-Man. Why was this so popular?! People actually lined up to buy the DVD [my parents included]. It's also disgustingly patriotic, what with the scene where that Goblin fellow was attacked by the city and one of them shouted "You mess with one New Yorker, you mess with all of us!" And the ending shot is of Spider-Man crouching next to an AMERICAN FLAG! You're proud of your country, I get it.
Lamest Movie Ending: Minority Report. Whoo, that movie was almost interesting, too! I guess the writers ran out of creativity and decided to go for an easy way to solve the mystery.
It's Pathetic, but still HI-larious: Anna Nicole Show. "Do you love me? Tell me that you love me."
It's Pathetic: Good Morning, Miami. Welcome to the show that provides shelter for failed sitcom actors.
Lamest Trend: Psuedo-Punk. It's the latest teenybopping Thing! That studded belt, like so totally go with that Ramones patch! OHMYGOD, I didn't even know my gardener had a band! That is so cool! Poor original punks.
Person that should be stoned, put in the stocks, hanged to within an inch of her life, then set afire whilst being rocketed into space so her head may explode: Avril Lavige. Because we all know she deserves it.

Iyoko orgasmed Tuesday, December 31, 2002 @ 05:41 p.m.

It burns! - [Gackt - Seven]

Hm, I was wondering when you were going to put that up. If anything doesn't make sense, blame it on the fact that I was working at 2 in the morning and I get totally out of it. Even ask Saru-kun. You make even less sense. "The Miyavi site is go up"??? XD

saiyuki orgasmed Tuesday, December 31, 2002 @ 04:24 p.m.

It burns! - [Plastic Tree - TSUMETAI HIKARI]

THE MIYAVI SITE IS GO UP. GO LOOK AT IT! also, new C-F.nET LAYOUT!!! two miyavi's in one day! YUM. so, what are you waiting for, you fucking bastard? :D

saiyuki orgasmed Tuesday, December 31, 2002 @ 03:48 p.m.

It burns! - [Plastic Tree - Ether]

i'm not so sure if i can take everybody. you have to have a VERY good idea of HOW you're making your costume and you NEED, NEED measurements of your waist, bust and hip (9 inches below your waist). also need pictures of your costume (duh). today i bought my boots, buttons, pattern and tights. the reason that you have to be absolutely sure of HOW you're making the costume is because my mom is not going to do everything for you guys. she might help w/ picking fabric and stuff, but she said she's not really going to help, since she's going to be busy making my skirt, which is more complicated than it seems. you guys will need your own sewing machines and other stuff. make sure you know almost-exactly what you're looking for if you still want to come w/ us tomorrow to (a possible 3 stores, one of which is a very big russian store). AND! here are my "best of 2002" things:

best single of 2002: Do As Infinity - "under the sun/under the moon"
best album of 2002: Ayumi Hamasaki - "RAINBOW"
best movie of 2002: Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
best tv show of 2002: STILL "ALIAS"!!!
best new tv character: Lena Olin, from "ALIAS"
best new artist of 2002: Miyavi (the only person who could match his guitar skill is probably santana.)
best musical comeback of 2002: kylie minogue (she's sort of old, but at least she can sing and writes/composes most of her own songs. hah.)
best live perfomance: Gackt's "Lu:na". How often do you see a kung-fu scene performed mid-song by the actual artist?! Plus he writes/composes/arranges everything in his songs. And look, no stunt double, ma!
best music video of 2002: "Voyage" - Ayumi Hamasaki. A music video w/ a plot! And cool costumes! And good song too.
best debut by a band: Psycho le Cemu. So unique I can't put it into words.

worst song of 2002: "A Moment Like This" (Kelly Clarkson) [could a song get anyMORE repetitive?!]
worst movie of 2002: "Enough" (Jennifer Lopez) 1. nobody i knew wanted to watch it. 2. my sister said she made bad comments about every scene in the movie. my sister NEVER makes comments during movies.
worst tv show of 2002: "the bachelor" [no comment] i mean, at least you can laugh at people who can't sing in "american idol". "bachelor" ties w/ the "anna nicole smith" show. *shudder*
worst new artist of 2002: avril lavigne. i have nothing more to say.
worst live performance of 2002: i haven't really been watching many music award shows, but probably christina aguilera. *shudder again*
worst music video of 2002: haven't really been following american music videos OR japanese videos, really, but probably hyde's "Angel's tale" ties with Hikki's "hikari". both are horrifically boring. Who can ACTUALLY sit through 4 minutes of Hikki washing dishes?!

Iyoko orgasmed Tuesday, December 31, 2002 @ 03:40 p.m.

It burns! - [Due le quartz - rodeo]

Happy New Years to anybody who gives a damn.

What time are we going to buy fabric tomorrow? o_O

Iyoko orgasmed Tuesday, December 31, 2002 @ 02:11 a.m.

It burns! - []

Sai-chan, I think I'm finished. :/

Iyoko orgasmed Tuesday, December 31, 2002 @ 02:03 a.m.

It burns! - [Miyavi - ONPU NO TEGAMI]

Why Will You Go To Hell?
brought to you by QuizillaYou write awful slash fanfiction and bring shame upon your family. (Or you read it and have thought about writing your own, and that's bad enough.) The shadow of your evil will remain on this earth for as long as the Web lasts. You should be hanged in front of angry villagers on Christmas Day, you sick fiend!

HAHAHAHA!!! *wipes tear* XD

Iyoko orgasmed Monday, December 30, 2002 @ 10:15 p.m.

It burns! - [Dir en grey - embryo]

Sai-chan, did we forget that Wednesday is January 1st? Are stores even open that day? o_O

I finally finished The Snow Garden. Jesus, that thing is almost twice the length of Density of Souls. Was good though. Not much graphic sex, but I think I've been reading enough of Poppy Z. Brite for it not to be a problem. @w@

Kikari orgasmed Monday, December 30, 2002 @ 09:04 p.m.

It burns! - []

ooh i might watch :D. i got 4 magazines from Borders x.O thankfully the Gandalf one was still there..i almost had a heart attack when I didn't see it since I needed it to complete my "Empire featuring Lord of the Rings COllection". a lot of the magazines that had some nice stuff already had interviews that i read from the internet. what's the point of having it on the internet if it's in the magazine. grr..stupid UK mags are so expensive ¬¬...but I did get this one magazine that supposedly has 33 bloopers from Lord of the Rings...stupid thing is in a plastic bag x.O;;

saiyuki orgasmed Monday, December 30, 2002 @ 07:46 p.m.

It burns! - [Plastic Tree - Ether]

i'm going to watch 'catch me if you can' tomorrow! if you want to come along, call me!

saiyuki orgasmed Monday, December 30, 2002 @ 07:32 p.m.

It burns! - [Ayumi Hamasaki - Over]

kika: O_O; HEHEHEHEHEHE OMYGOD you know what me and Orie-chan found at the back of the magazine?! There were 3 covers for this issue of ARENA, the Dec/jan edition w/ Orlando, Ian and Elijah for covers. They looked SO. NICE. me&orie: WAAAAAH O___O!!!!!!!! It's SO nice. *rubs page* um. anyway, the coverage of the movie in the magazine is EXCELLENT! They even talk a little about "Hobbit porn", TEEHEE. Here's something else: (SPOOFS!)

Traci Lords of the Ring
Frottage Baggins (Ben Dover) inherits from his uncle Dildo (Dirk Diggler) a black leather, studded ring which isn't supposed to be worn on his finger. Gobblum (Traci Lords) tries to get it from him during oral sex, but Glandalf (Ron Jeremy) unleashes his mighty pickstaff for a three-way finale.

Lord of the Ring
After watching all the extra features on the special edition DVD, hapless teens get a phone call from Peter Jackson and a week later they all die!

Duly-elected Representative of the Rings
the Tony Blair version.

Cyberlord of the Digirings
In the future, on the point of defeat, Sauron sends a cyborg killing machine (Arnold Schwarzenegger) to wipe out the Fellowship before they get together. However, Gandalf's new assistant--a leather-clad dominatrix/martial arts expert (Carrie-Anne Moss)--also zaps back to The Shire and an enormous firefight ensues in which 769 Hobbits are blown gorily to bits by automatic weapons.

Lord of the Ring-a-Ding-Ding
The Rat Fellowship hit Vegas. Dino and Sammy Baggins are awed by the wizardry of finger-snappin' Frankie.

-----> taken from EMPIRE magazine.

Kikari orgasmed Monday, December 30, 2002 @ 06:14 p.m.

It burns! - [Relative Ways - And You Will Know Us By The Trails Of The Dead]

gosh. that is one long title for a song. anyway xD don't say anything Sai-chan! I was already planning to get the magazine several weeks ago! *plugs ears* anyway. read this article..read the answer to the question: "When you weren't wiping off orc slime and running for your life, did you ever get a chance to whoop it up off the set?" so funny. xDD

saiyuki orgasmed Monday, December 30, 2002 @ 04:05 p.m.

It burns! - [Plastic Tree - Ether]

Well, I went to borders and bought two lotr magazines. i got the EMPIRE MAGAZINE!!! WOOO!!! too bad aragorn is on the cover -_-. the only other one left was gandalf, and he looked like he was having a seizure on the cover, so i didn't buy that one. :) the magazine has SO much funny stuff in there! whoever's going shopping on wednesday w/ me will see XD gah, i love it. i also got my RAINBOW CD TODAY!!!! it's so nice! i also got a free metal acessory tray that is NOT FOR SALE, *sticks out tongue*. i downloaded the 00 track. nothing that special. i already had it from somewhere else >>;

saiyuki orgasmed Monday, December 30, 2002 @ 10:29 a.m.

It burns! - [Plastic Tree - Planetarium]

GO! NOW! IT'S TETSU69!

saiyuki orgasmed Monday, December 30, 2002 @ 09:06 a.m.

It burns! - [FAIRY FORE - VIVID]

i forgot. on a side-note, everyone who is cosplaying, send me a picture(s) of your costume (by email if you don't see me online) by the end of this week. there are sales everywhere, and you can't just go and by fabric (as me&kika-san know -_-) if you give me pictures i'll break down the costume into separate parts/help you find a pattern, help w/ measurements and help you choose fabric (becuz there are LOTS OF MANY FABRICS!) and also we could ask my mom for some advice, since i know everything becuz of her. if it's more convenient, we'll have to arrange a meeting JUST to talk about the costume, so call me if you need to do that.

saiyuki orgasmed Monday, December 30, 2002 @ 09:04 a.m.

It burns! - [L'Arc~en~Ciel - LOVE FLIES]

AWWWWWWWWWW. well maybe one day i will get something nice and we could trade, ne? XD supposed to get MY rainbow cd today or tomorrow. hm. iyoko go check your email. i sent you important stuff. daiji na koto desu!

Iyoko orgasmed Monday, December 30, 2002 @ 12:05 a.m.

It burns! - [Miyavi - shoukyo to sakujyo]

Mummy is finally home. Thank God. @w@ Living with Dad isn't that bad, just really restricted. I can finally read the Remix 1 scanslation without looking over my shoulder every 20 seconds. Mummy brought me the Rainbow CD, as well as the promo poster, the poster for Voyage, and a mini-calendar thing that came with Rainbow. I might sell them on ebay (no Sai-chan, you may not have them) if I need the money. I'll keep it for now.

It is so cold, I am not only shivering, I'm convulsing.

saiyuki orgasmed Sunday, December 29, 2002 @ 08:25 p.m.

It burns! - [Plastic Tree - TRANCE ORANGE]

GO LOTR!!!!!

i'm scared. i don't want to go to school. kristina lee just told me that christine wang dyed her hair bright red, and her clothing style got worse.

orgasmed @

It burns! - []

saiyuki orgasmed Sunday, December 29, 2002 @ 05:52 p.m.

It burns! - [Plastic Tree - Ether]

i just got myself obsessed w/ plastic tree >>; that's two bands in one week. BAD. winter break is bad for me!!! oyea. iyoko-chan i not getting the fairy fore cd. i decided to order the plastic tree vicious magazine instead. it's rare-er :D. don't be surprised if you get a magazine next week XD!

saiyuki orgasmed Sunday, December 29, 2002 @ 05:14 p.m.

It burns! - [Plastic Tree - Zetsubou no oka]

well, i just spent about 20 minutes talking about my adora costume w/ mammy, and we got the whole thing planned. mammy still needs to talk w/ other people about what type of fabric will work best for the costume, but i think i'm using satin for the skirt and vest. we have to go buy lace too. and trim. lots of it. i'm also getting fake leather for the gloves too. (NOT pleather. pleather sucks!) i also might buy fake hair for the braids, since they're really long, and my hair is thin anyway, but i'm bunning the rest of the hair. o yeah, kika-chan, orie-san's not doing the little boy, since she's only going to AX for one day and she only has time to display one costume, the kairi one. if your brother does calintz, then that would be very cool since we would have three magna carta people! too bad calintz is hot and your brother is not very hot :) also if you need help making the stuff, i can help this week. im going to do all my hw tomorrow (well i'll try...) and i'll finish reading le miz tonight.

Iyoko orgasmed Sunday, December 29, 2002 @ 03:47 p.m.

It burns! - [Oblivion Dust - Designer Fetus]

After a few weeks of denying myself the pleasures of ebay, I'm back. T__T Stupid sellers have to keep waving this and this in my face. Plus, I also found this nice tour poster that's superultrafucking-rare.

Kikari orgasmed Sunday, December 29, 2002 @ 03:43 p.m.

It burns! - [Cowboy Bebop - Blue]

:D yes i am..i just have to figure out everything..like where i'm going to get the toe socks and everything, when you go to downtown LA or something can you take me :D?? i'm gunna try to make the fan and the dangling ball thing this week o_o;;...here are the people that offered to do magna carta.

june: felicia
denise: adora
kristi: estella? (the blonde chick in the red dress)
roberta: the chick in the white dress with dark hair Oo;
carolyn: orange chick?
michael (my brother): calintz (the white haired guy) my brother thinks he's really really "cool" ¬¬''
florencia: maybe the little boy dude

saiyuki orgasmed Sunday, December 29, 2002 @ 01:43 p.m.

It burns! - [Plastic Tree - Monophobia]

kika-san, so you're doing felicia from magna carta, then? i'm going to start on adora's gloves this week, i think. i'll probably start on the tights too. i found more pics--and the black leg IS the left one -_-. it would be cool if someone cosplayed as the guy w/ white hair O_O--he's hot XD

saiyuki orgasmed Sunday, December 29, 2002 @ 12:00 p.m.

It burns! - [Gackt - Lu:na]

i started hw today. aren't you guys proud of me? ok i read 40 pages of le miz. -_-. i gave up after that.

saiyuki orgasmed Sunday, December 29, 2002 @ 11:57 a.m.

It burns! - [hyde - evergreen -English Ensemble-]

why does the english version sound so different from the japanese version O_o!? (besides the fact it's in english) o well. rose parade decoration thing was really boring. we played cards for two hours before getting in trouble. man: aren't you guys supposed to be decorating!? me: NO. we're on... lunch break. (even though it was 2 PM :D) stupid ppl can't mind their own business >>; iyoko-chan can i borrow your pati-pati magazine to scan? there's some pictures of fairy fore i want to look at O_O

SaruKame orgasmed Sunday, December 29, 2002 @ 01:41 a.m.

It burns! - [Mazzy Star - Fade Into You]

I am determined to take a walk tonight/this early morning. As soon as everybody's asleep, that is. I've already set up my bed to make it look like I'm sleeping if anybody chooses to check up on me for some reason. Problems: I thought my sister was going to sleep already, but she wants to play Grand Theft Auto, and I'm not sure when she'll tire of it. My dad is...sleeping on the living room couch - I guess setting up the new entertainment system pooped him out. Not sure when he'll wake up to sleep in his proper bed.

I feel so rebellious.

Oh, and I edited the sidebar information in a burst of drunk-ocity. You can change it back to the old info (it's on the archive page) if you want.

Iyoko orgasmed Sunday, December 29, 2002 @ 12:02 a.m.

It burns! - [L'arc~en~Ciel - ibara no namida]

Rose-colored urine? that doesn't sound too healthy. :/

Mummy is coming home tomorrow. Err.. today. Yay. I got my paycheck, and it was not the amount I thought I would get. I didn't miss... /that/ many days, did I? @w@

SaruKame orgasmed Saturday, December 28, 2002 @ 11:06 p.m.

It burns! - []

Your urine is rose-colored? You should get that checked by a doctor. Heeh. Oh, and the sky actually did decide to rain. I should be a weather forecaster, no?

Kikari orgasmed Saturday, December 28, 2002 @ 09:29 p.m.

It burns! - [Good Charlotte - Emotionless]

it was the color of pee-pee.

SaruKame orgasmed Saturday, December 28, 2002 @ 04:57 p.m.

It burns! - [Remanence - The Lack of Permanence]

The sky is an odd color. It's as if it's stuck between sunset and rain. Makes me want to get outside. Almost.

Iyoko orgasmed Friday, December 27, 2002 @ 11:08 p.m.

It burns! - [Miyavi - JINGURU BERU]

I want to write a longer bio, but I am lazy and content with being known as the one who likes men groping other men for now. :D

And since everybody else is doing it...
From Sai-chan: Pati-Pati July 02 special cover issue. (got in months in advance, but tis cool) and a Miyavi e-card. SEEXXXYYY!
Maki: Perfect Blue DVD (Heeeeh. her nipples look TRANSPARENT)
Kika: Sex dice. One tells you what to do and the other tells you which part of the body to do it to. AND LOTS OF CANDY. *_*
Krispi: Rocky Horror Picture Show patch and SPERM CANDY!
Orie: DNAngel Clearfile/stationary. It is so sexy it oozes sexy. OOOOZZZEEESSSSSSS~~~
Janet: Exquisite Corpse. It's llluuuvvverrrllyyy.
Daphne: Lost Souls.
Maggie: a velvet-y black tank. It was folded in the box, so when I peeked at it during class, I thought it was a bra. XD (I was wondering why the fuck Maggie would buy me something like that.)
Candy from a shitload of people, clothes from relatives and the like, and a bunch of people that I probably forgot, but I love you anyways! *KISU*

Dad bought me Wormwood today. Now I have 3 out of 4 books, but Drawing Blood is at the library, so I'm in no big rush to own it right now. Perhaps next week. >D I'll tell everybody that I got blood, sex, and gore for christmas. :D

Christmas Day, went to Dad's friend's house for... thingy. Played mahjong with some people, won a bit, lost a bit. After dinner, all the men sat in the dining room smoking and drinking, and the women gathered in the living room and sang old songs on the karaoke machine. I switched between wandering around and reading about having sex with young boys, killing them, then eating their flesh (for the second time since I've gotten it.)

Hn. I talk too much.

saiyuki&sarukame orgasmed Friday, December 27, 2002 @ 09:22 p.m.

It burns! - [Ayu - WE WISH]

saiyuki: i love this song O_O. anyway that's not the point of this post. we've written profiles for everyone!

1. Saiyuki (haha i'm so conceited. i started w/ myself XD)-- the fangirl. Harmless-looking, but once she starts talking... -nocomment- If you're online, she'll force you to download a song, or she'll send it to you, whichever works better. She obsesses about different things and is a master at talking about nothing.

2. Iyoko -- the yaoi-lover. Equipped with a big grin, she brings about... um... peace&love [/end_lie] everywhere... she goes. Her constant ordering of expensive magazines and other items keeps her pocketbook always empty sometimes. She indulges in pretty men. And men groping other men.

3. Kikari -- the LotR freak. The name "David Wenham" causes Kikari to immediately latch onto the leg of anyone who utters it. A horrific LotR fan, she owns anything with LotR on it. Even coupons from the local Blockbuster ad. Kikari is in and out of love at times, and she can be very fun to watch during those times.

4. Makiyo -- the artist. She never deliriouses. Yet she made Delirious. She draws. All the time. She's not like Saiyuki, whose drawings make fun of other people. Rather, Makiyo is the somewhat most calm fangirl out of the fangirls of Delirious. Amazing.

5. SaruKame -- the guy who doesn't know how he got to be in delirious because he is completely devoid of fangirlism. He has many interesting subjects to share with the public about, whether they want to care or not. He does not rant about anything, yet sometimes he has the longest entries. He is bored. Always.

well i actually wrote em all. :D saru-kun just read them.

saiyuki orgasmed Friday, December 27, 2002 @ 08:02 p.m.

It burns! - [Due le quartz - omocha shuurisha]

look! delirious has its own ... little phrase-thing. it's inspired by psycho le cemu!

saiyuki orgasmed Friday, December 27, 2002 @ 01:32 p.m.

It burns! - [Every Little Thing - KIOKU]

this is such a good song *tear* c-ging another picture! yay!

saiyuki orgasmed Friday, December 27, 2002 @ 11:57 a.m.

It burns! - [Ayu - everywhere nowhere]

hah! we believe in archiving :D o iyoko go check the archive i left you a message before i archived.