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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young PROSTITUTE named MIYAVI. He was FIENDISHLY ITAI-ING in the FANTASTICAL forest when he met CHIISAI GACKT, a run-away STRIPPER from the MONOSYLLABIC Queen MAKI.
MIYAVI could see that CHIISAI GACKT was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his HAIRY SUSHI. CHIISAI GACKT was thankful for MIYAVI's SUSHI, so he told MIYAVI a very UNPROPORTIONAL story about Queen MAKI's daughter SAI. How her mother, the MONOSYLLABIC Queen MAKI, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic FISH, because SAI was so DISGUSTING.
MIYAVI FUCKED. He vowed to CHIISAI GACKT the STRIPPER that he would save the DISGUSTING SAI. He would SHIT the FISH, and take SAI far away from her eveil mother, the MONOSYLLABIC Queen MAKI, and RUN her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a TEENYBOPPER-LIKE URINATION and CHIISAI GACKT the STRIPPER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic FISH from his story. MONOSYLLABIC Queen MAKI SCORED out from behind a VIBRATOR and struck MIYAVI dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a BOOM.
THE END.
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