Maki meditated Monday, May 26, 2003 @ 03:59 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

look at those freaks.


Iyoko meditated Sunday, May 25, 2003 @ 08:33 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [The Brilliant Green - Call my Name]

Got my showcase outfit. Black capris with chains on the right side, and a black mesh top with a red spaghetti strap underneath. I went to Walmart to buy red fabric and I made a head-scarf-thing for myself. Anna-style. (Shaman King) Now if you will excuse me, I'm going to run around in my performance outfit because I

1.) can.
2.) am an idiot.


Iyoko meditated Sunday, May 25, 2003 @ 01:39 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Plastic Tree - trance orange]

Yesterday, I went to the post office to pick up Sai, Orie, and Maki's birthday gift to me. It was PIERROT'S Hill~Genkaku no yuki~ single+ box of other cool stuff. The bot itself is black leather with metal corners. Comes with a t-shirt, an arm-band? and Cds. <3 Thanks!! Then a bunch of people came over to celebrate Maki and my birthday. Had TGIF and some Japanese restaurant cater. We watched MST 3000, Robin Williams live on Broadway, When Harry Met Sally (again), bits of Taboo and Lan Yu, and a bunch of other random stuff. Tony gave us cool cups (mine has a cow :D) and gift certificates to Kinokuniya. You rock, Tony. After most of the people left, Tony took the rest of us (Delirious + Andii) to Kurisupi's house to play pool. We... suck. I did pretty good at first, though. (Beginner's luck?) Then Tony left with Kurisupi to find directions on the computer. Without him to help, it took us FOREVER to get the fecking balls in the pockets. Then we played some ping pong. We suck at that too. Ball is supposed to bounce off the table, not the ceiling. x_X; We drove around for a while, picked up coffee and gas at a 7-Eleven. Yum, French Vanilla. Then we drove around Hollywood, Westwood, Beverly Hills (though probably not in that order), etc. Then we went back to my house and watched Minority Report. Tony went home after the beginning, and the rest of us just fell asleep. Kurisupi and Maki took many pictures, so expect them to be flaunted within the next few days. I did a Finding Nemo promo clip. :D

Going to the mall later today to buy clothes for Showcase of the Arts. I'm a bit worried about that. We have a practice tomorrow morning, but I don't think we'll manage enough practice time before next Friday. :/

Prom in one week. :D


SaruKame meditated Sunday, May 25, 2003 @ 12:33 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Pharcyde - Passing Me By (Jungle Aphrodite Mix)]

Who the fuck is Andii?

Yesterday was enough socialising (look ma, I'm British) to last me two months, but now I have to my cousin's for a Memorial Day Thing. Hooray.


saiyuki meditated Sunday, May 25, 2003 @ 09:40 a.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - FILTH]

AH, still at iyoko's house. me and andii are not tired at all, so we watched some AMV's and ... the sort. now we're looking around her room O_O though there's not much to do : i have to go to math tutor later :(

Kikari meditated Saturday, May 24, 2003 @ 12:56 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

today i woke up early and sent a package.


saiyuki meditated Saturday, May 24, 2003 @ 10:50 a.m.

Heal Thyself - [Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful People]

i find it incredibly unfair as to how my sister's faults lead to my mom's screaming and lashing out at me. if i'm complaining like hell today/tonight, you have my sister to stab for it.

Iyoko meditated Saturday, May 24, 2003 @ 10:22 a.m.

Heal Thyself - []

Will Smith AND smart people!! AND!! I liked the tech support people. ;_;

SaruKame meditated Friday, May 23, 2003 @ 11:59 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

First paragraph rhymes. Hah.

SaruKame meditated Friday, May 23, 2003 @ 11:53 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [DJ Jean - The Launch]

I didn't spend six minutes working so hard on creating the Delirious Postulate only to have it be dismissed! In a fit of agony, I slash my wrists.

And since when did Will Smith ever count as a Smart-Person™? The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air wasn't remotely smart. Not even witty!


Iyoko meditated Friday, May 23, 2003 @ 11:41 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [L'arc~en~Ciel - Butterfly's Sleep]

Btw... Saru-kun, your theory is bullshit. :)

Iyoko meditated Friday, May 23, 2003 @ 11:29 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - Embryo]

There was some sort of International Food Court at school today. Several of the clubs provided food from around the world and served it buffet style, for $3 a plate. Apparently, Krispi Kreme is its own country now.

When I got home, I watched Enemy of the State with my sister. It's a great movie. Reminds me of how much I like Will Smith, and Smart-People™ in general. Afterwards, I left to watch Little Shop of Horrors, the school play/musical with Sai. It was actually pretty good. Drops my self-esteem a few levels, though, as I cannot sing. Woe.

Picked up another box of envelopes, as I go through them as fast as dime-whores go through value boxes of condoms.


SaruKame meditated Friday, May 23, 2003 @ 03:18 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [KOOP - Summer Sun]

And the fact that neither posts nor hits can be measured in negative integers is not addressed in the Delirious Postulate bears no relevance. None, whatsoever!

SaruKame meditated Thursday, May 22, 2003 @ 10:45 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Fisher - I Will Love You]

I think there's a paradoxical relationship between the amount of posts and the number of hits we receive. That is, we have a negative correlation between the two, when simple logic would state otherwise. Thus, I present the Delirious Postulate, in which, as the number of posts reaches positive infinity, hits will reach negative infinity. Of course, the corollary of this also applies. As the number of posts reaches negative infinity, the number of hits will reach positive infinity.

Me are smart!


SaruKame meditated Thursday, May 22, 2003 @ 05:50 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Pharcyde - Passing Me By]

My self-portrait is up [sidebar info]. Worship it and feel inferior. Oh, and I would like to give a "shout out" to Kika for uploading it. I shun Sai-chan. Shun!

Iyoko meditated Thursday, May 22, 2003 @ 03:09 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

Alright, we can't do bowling. Apparently, you need to book things a month in advance. They don't have anything open for the next three weeks or so. Feck. Maki, call me later. (after 8)

Kikari meditated Thursday, May 22, 2003 @ 07:18 a.m.

Heal Thyself - []

and we can thank the colleges for that!


Iyoko meditated Thursday, May 22, 2003 @ 07:05 a.m.

Heal Thyself - [Skinny Puppy - Hardset Head]

And after about a month of hanging around the 180s, we are back to 200+ a day. w00t. I guess more people have time to search for porn now. Huzzah for the perverts!

Iyoko meditated Wednesday, May 21, 2003 @ 10:08 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Wild Strawberries - Mirror, Mirror]

HAH!!

saiyuki meditated Wednesday, May 21, 2003 @ 10:03 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Plastic Tree - Chiriyuku bokura]

from your entries i can TELL you haven't been doing anything lately >>; want to be a good samaritan and write some essays for me? :D

Iyoko meditated Wednesday, May 21, 2003 @ 09:40 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [D+Shade - Song for You]

I've been spending a lot of time bumming at home. I'm not exactly being productive either. Been feeling really lethargic as of late. And no matter how much sleep I get, I'm still tired the next day. I think I almost fell asleep standing up today. Feck.

Premio de Oro awards were tonight. I got a certificate for English. Bah. Spent the whole time talking to Sai.

Ashita wa Makiyo-san no tanjoubi. Omede-fucking-tou. :)


SaruKame meditated Wednesday, May 21, 2003 @ 07:42 a.m.

Heal Thyself - []

Twenny mo' days of school. Twen' mo' da'!

Iyoko meditated Tuesday, May 20, 2003 @ 10:54 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Yoko Kanno - where does the ocean go?]

Screaming cacti are annoying.

I've got this awards ceremony tomorrow night. It's formal dress, which means dresses and the like. I don't own much formal attire. Picky bastards. I just want to go, pick up my Paper-with-a-Shiny-Sticker then go home. Wonder if I could like... tape my mp3 player to my thigh or something. Works with knives.

Did office help today after school. I don't know why anybody would willingly apply for a position where one files papers all day. It's so boring it makes Mt. Carmel's winterguard show look interesting. Hah! Okay, that was a bad joke. -_-

Tomorrow = Wednesday = Late start day = more sleep = good. Huzzah.


Iyoko meditated Monday, May 19, 2003 @ 09:42 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [TETSU69 - wonderful world]

Delirious will have pictures of themselves up soon. First, view Iyoko's. It's in the sidebar under the rest of her information.

To the rest of Delirious: Please do your own pictures. Freehand w/ mouse only. No tablet! You should be holding your Delirious flag. Any size is fine. Just don't let it get too big.


Iyoko meditated Monday, May 19, 2003 @ 08:56 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [J - BUT YOU SAID I'M USELESS]

I BELIEVE IN THE ZUTINY!!!!! :3

Anyways, 50% off the third book, you say? I must run my ass over to buy more Smutbooks. And mayhaps more manga for the wee one. She's a Dragon Knight's whore, that one. Mostly stuff for me, though. *throws arms in the air* SMUT!


Iyoko meditated Monday, May 19, 2003 @ 08:45 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [SIAM SHADE - Over the Rainbow]

This is a stupid face --> :L

I'll probably adopt it. :L


saiyuki meditated Monday, May 19, 2003 @ 08:33 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - fukai]

great. tell me aFTER i customize the layout to 1024x768 -_-. wait another couple weeks, folks. and why did you change your screen res. anyhow?

Kikari meditated Monday, May 19, 2003 @ 06:41 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

hey, guys :D *does an arm thrust* who's willin' enough to make a layout where the font on this current layout won't be so hard to read on a 1280 x 1024 resolution ;)..anyone? since i'm just so god damn lazy


SaruKame meditated Monday, May 19, 2003 @ 06:07 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Trespassers William - Lie in the Sound]

Congratulations Sai-chan, that is the longest entry in the history of Delirious. ¬ ¬ I wholeheartedly agree with everything said, though. Which is good, because I shouldn't be disagreeing with my own words. That's just silly.

I'm sick. It seems my immune system cannot function in temperatures above 60 Fahrenheit. So now I'm taking all the vitamin C and echinacea physically possible. Fantastic, isn't it?

We actually did something in psychology today. I'm so drunk with the euphoria of having accomplished something in that class that I've completely forgotten about it. Such is life.

Twenty-two days until school ends. If only we could drop the twenty part.


saiyuki meditated Monday, May 19, 2003 @ 05:00 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - ZAKURO]

why school is useless.

sarukame: what leads anyone to become a math teacher in the first place?
sarukame: i mean, no one likes math
sai: i think he wanted to be an eng. teacher
sai: he has a "word of the day" on the board everyday
sai: -_-
sai: how the hell does THAT pertain to math?!
sarukame: as a kid or as an adult. thus, no one wants to become a teacher of math. thus, no one would take classes that would LEAD one to become a teacher of math! conclusion drawn: they must be robots issued by the administration.
sai: they must be people who wanted other kids to suffer
sai: oh i know!
sarukame: my math teacher has words of the week on the wall, but only because the whole school is supposed to do that
sarukame: she also majored in english. o_O
sai: they used to be tormented by the cool kids in the schools
sai: and because they were secretly good in math
sai: they thought
sai: "PAH i hate kids like these! i'll teach math and make them suffer! everyday!"
sai: "i shall devote myself to a life of arduous math studies!"
sai: it's unusual punishment for teens today
sai: :-(
sarukame: :-(
sai: see what i mean?
sai: so the moral is
sai: "torture the teachers in return."
sai: :-)
sarukame: :-)
sai: then they will be driven mad and forced to throw up their hands in frustration
sai: and thus they become ... history teachers because nobody likes them either
sarukame: it's completely irrelevent, too. no one uses any math beyond arithmetic in real life.
sai: exactly
sarukame: the only teachers people like are english teachers
sai: why the hell would you need LOG
sarukame: i KNOW!
sai: how many pencils do i have? hm... the log of...
sarukame: or use e!!
sai: please >>;
sai: it's called 2
sai: or numbers
sarukame: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sai: EXACTLY
sai: and what is it...
sai: SIN COS TAN
sai: -_-
sai: exponential growth/decay i can undersatnd
sarukame: yeah, you REALLY need those to figure out how many pencils you have
sai: but SIN COS TAN?
sai: exactly
sai: i have sin67 pencils
sai: >>;
sai: [whatever that is]
sai: i dont get why history is so important either
sarukame: i don't know, but you'd probably end up with a fractional pencil
sarukame: me either!
sai: :-)
sarukame: it's all in the PAST! people are stupid to assume the past leads to the future
sai: kid 1: i'm better than you! kid 2: well you dont know what the viet cong did! therefore I'M BETTER, even though that's COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT! kid 1: gasp, what is the viet cong? damn i'm an IDIOT!
sarukame: and i HATE when people say "so you don't make the same mistakes of the past"
sai: i know
sai: "what, kill billions of people?"
sai: -_-
sarukame: we ALWAYS will!
sai: we AlREADY DO THAT
sai: exactly
sarukame: i know. ¬ ¬
sai: "dont be like hitler!"
sai: look at the terrorists >>;
sai: does that mean they have bad history teachers? :-D
sai: so by the transitive property
sai: terrorists are made from bad history teachers
sai: therefore the history teachers must be punished
sai: the only useful things in math are the transitive property, addition, division, multiplication and subtraction
sarukame: or history teachers are terrorists by a mangled version of the transitive property
sai: hmmm
sarukame: yeah
sai: symmetric property, perhaps?
sai: o yea
sai: proofs
sai: why the hell do we need those
sarukame: don't get me started on those!
sarukame: but i'm started already!
sai: HEEEEH
sarukame: NO one needs it!
sarukame: if you know how to do it, you know how to do it!
sarukame: you needn't PROVE that you know!
sai: "that IS a piece of LETTER-SIZED paper because of the SAS congruency theory..."
sai: i dont think it really applies to everyday life :
sarukame: i know.
sarukame: unless you're some kind of...math...lawyer? o__O
sarukame: HAHAAHAHAHAH
sai: MATH LAWYER
sai: HAHAHAHAHAHA
sai: "i'm suing you because you said that wasn't a triangle. you offended me."
crAzed fAngurl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
sarukame: "we're divorcing because he can't tell me how he found the third angle of our house!"
sai: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
sarukame: it's so stupid!
sai: "this child is useless. he can't find the third side of the triangle!"
sai: exactly
sarukame: and some people say we still have math to help us with organized thinking
sai: organized thinking my glutomous maximus
sai: :-)
sarukame: but if they want to help us think...organizedly, why not give us something more RELEVANT?!
sarukame: i thought it was gluteous. ¬ ¬
sai: same thing


and that's about it :)


Iyoko meditated Monday, May 19, 2003 @ 04:56 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [SADS - PORNO STAR]

I'm teaching myself to use chopsticks with my left hand, because I can't use my right hand for both eating utensil and mouse, can I? I feel like a dork, though, because I can't pick anything up. I'm not very coordinated with my left hand. Now I know how fork-oriented persons feel when using chopsticks for the first time.

SaruKame meditated Monday, May 19, 2003 @ 02:49 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

Ced has a new layout. Totemo zen.

SaruKame meditated Sunday, May 18, 2003 @ 07:44 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Radiohead - Paranoid Android]

String of random expletives. It is physically impossible for me to work on anything labeled as a project. I want to go to Cerritos now, because I do not want to be working on these cursed research papers [and their consequent oral defenses] for the rest of my high shool days. Rescue me, school of choice forms!

Iyoko meditated Sunday, May 18, 2003 @ 09:37 a.m.

Heal Thyself - []

Kikari, you ho. I want a Matrix hat. ;_;

Iyoko meditated Sunday, May 18, 2003 @ 09:27 a.m.

Heal Thyself - []

AGH. I HATE streamload's new file-renaming system. If your file is named one thing, and everybody else is named something else, it "helps" you by changing yours to the name that everybody else has. It supposed to help people with the "Unknown Artist - Track01" problem, but I have gone through all of my jrock files and renamed everything in the "Artist - Title (PV/live, if applicable)" format, and now everything is fucked up with underscores galore! *throws rocks*

Other users, I hate your organizations habits with every fibre of my being! FIBRE!!!


saiyuki meditated Sunday, May 18, 2003 @ 09:23 a.m.

Heal Thyself - [Ayu - still alone (Acoustic Orchestra Version)]

where is everybody? hopefully not:

1. up your butt and around the corner.
2. dead.

:)


Iyoko meditated Sunday, May 18, 2003 @ 09:12 a.m.

Heal Thyself - []

Nobody has delirioused for a while. Shock.

Friday, the colorguard performed in Spectacular, the dance drill Thing. Every year, they host some sort of exhibition show where people come to watch them and some guest performers do... stuff. Since we didn't have our showcase show finished, we had to do our winterguard show. The one we haven't been practicing since Finals in April. So yeah, that was not one of our best shows. Dance drill was good though. I bet all of our self-esteems dropped a few points throughout the night. When we were outside folding the floor back up, I heard the beginning notes to Marilyn Manson's "Tainted Love," so I ran back inside to watch.

Then I was talking to David (not Saru-kun) about RO. I didn't really want to play at first, because everybody and their Kumagoros are. Anyways, I downloaded it. If Orie and Kika are playing it, it must not suck.

Ugh, what the fuck was that? I sound like a fecking 8th grader again. Refrain from typing in the morning, wench. It sounds stupid.


SaruKame meditated Saturday, May 17, 2003 @ 12:32 a.m.

Heal Thyself - []

Suicide pact? I thought we were supposed to get married. Same thing, I guess.

saiyuki meditated Friday, May 16, 2003 @ 05:21 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Psycho le Cemu - Prism]

i never said i was going to commit suicide! i'm going to die of a stupid cancer because it is the COOL thing to do for young people at that age!

Iyoko meditated Thursday, May 15, 2003 @ 09:37 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Plastic Tree - nukegara]

Yesterday was fun. Maki bought me balloons. One said "Happy birtyday" and the other said "It's a boy!!" So everybody thinks I'm with child now. Kika bought me a shirt (You know, one that goes on your body) nd the Queen of England, but you've already seen that.

Afterwards, Greg took me to eat, then we watched the Matrix2. I didn't hear the Manson song at all. Woe.

Is it just me, or does this song sound different than it was before? Did I get another version of this? o_O


Kikari meditated Thursday, May 15, 2003 @ 09:36 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

lying whore sai-chan. you would never kill yourself by the age of 20. :P


Iyoko meditated Thursday, May 15, 2003 @ 09:10 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Ayumi Hamasaki - UNITE!]

Thirty-two? What about our suicide pact? We were supposed to wait until we were forty!! FORTY!! You llama!

SaruKame meditated Thursday, May 15, 2003 @ 09:03 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

I plan to die when I'm twenty-eight. Unless, of course, something makes me want to live longer. Then I'll die when I'm thirty-two. :)

Iyoko meditated Thursday, May 15, 2003 @ 08:45 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Ayumi Hamasaki - And Then]

I hit myself in the chin with a rifle. Surprisingly, it didn't hurt. Did some across the floor exercises with the new girls. It was disaster personified. Then again, everybody starts out like that. (some people are still that bad) I remember when Maki, Kika, and I first started out. The only proper way to express it would be: x_X;

Okay, I lied. It does hurt.


saiyuki meditated Thursday, May 15, 2003 @ 08:53 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [P.O.D. - Sleeping Awake]

well, kika, i don't plan on living past the age of 20. :) anyway, i didnt' hear the marilyn manson song at ALL in matrix : i even sat through the credits, and they didnt mention ANYTHING about the song.

SaruKame meditated Thursday, May 15, 2003 @ 08:34 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Smashing Pumpkins - Farewell and Goodbye]

I'm a female dog walking into my backyard where I see my own dog lounging on the grass. I saunter over to him and proceed to seduce him. He promptly hops on top of me and starts going at it, then I decide I really don't want to have sex with him, but I can't seem to get away.

Then I wake up and could've sworn I felt strange in my buttocular region. I'm trying to rationalize it by thinking I was probed by aliens and they provided that dream in order to make me believe the ass-sensation was purely imaginary. Either way, sex dreams about your dog = not good.


SaruKame meditated Wednesday, May 14, 2003 @ 09:19 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Radiohead - Talk Show Host]

I am complete and utter shit at this work nonsense. Summer! Whisk me away from these graphs and research papers! Whisk, I say!

SaruKame meditated Wednesday, May 14, 2003 @ 07:05 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Endorphin - Satie I]

And then you will promptly die choking on your food when you realize you'll be the same age in a few months.

Why's everyone orgasming with excitement over The Matrix? I hope you all are disappointed. I sum this entry up with a :).


Kikari meditated Wednesday, May 14, 2003 @ 04:56 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

I don't mind. When I'm 39 and you're 40 I'll be laughing my arse off.


saiyuki meditated Wednesday, May 14, 2003 @ 04:43 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - Kigan -kigan-]

YAY! OTANJOUBI OMEDETOU IYOKO-CHAN! now kika is a loner :) MAAAAAAAATRIX!!!!!! AAAAAAH!!!!!! oh yea btw i'm making the next delirious layout. should be up by friday, i think. or saturday by the latest. theme is:

MULTI-COLORED INSANITY. :) like a bag of skittles gone wrong.


SaruKame meditated Wednesday, May 14, 2003 @ 04:17 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Eva Cassidy - Ain't No Sunshine]

Positive emotion day of birth, Iyoko! -tosses piece of confetti- I notice you've changed your age on the sidebar. ¬ ¬

Iyoko meditated Wednesday, May 14, 2003 @ 07:12 a.m.

Heal Thyself - [Marilyn Manson - The is the New Shit]

Happy birthday to me. :D

Iyoko meditated Tuesday, May 13, 2003 @ 10:07 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Marilyn Manson - This is the New Shit]

Going to see the Matrix tomorrow night w/ Greg. Huzzah.

Friday is Spectacular, the dance drill team's big performance night. They invited us to perform. Since we're not done with our showcase show yet, we're performing our winterguard show. Feck, I hope I haven't forgotten anything.

Think I might go the the post office Thursday. Need to send payments. It's stupid of me to anxiously await my doujinshi when I haven't even sent money yet. What a dumbass.


Iyoko meditated Tuesday, May 13, 2003 @ 08:01 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Due le Quartz, Kagrra, Ash - WARNING]

Christ, she actually got me the Queen of England. @w@

Thanks, Kika! <3


Kikari meditated Tuesday, May 13, 2003 @ 07:12 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Luna Sea - Rosier]

listening to some old Luna Sea songs. love em..happy birthday iko-chan. here :D, just incase I can't get it up tomorrow since I'm going to be pretty busy.


Iyoko meditated Tuesday, May 13, 2003 @ 06:33 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [SIAM SHADE - MOON]

We need a new layout. Who wants to volunteer?

Iyoko meditated Tuesday, May 13, 2003 @ 06:24 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [PIERROT - Eco=System]

Put some items for sale on ebay. Not that you actually care.

saiyuki meditated Tuesday, May 13, 2003 @ 06:16 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Ayu - evolution \"LAW IS Q mix\"]

wow. i don't read delirious for about 3 hours and then suddenly it's a multi-colored orgy.

SaruKame meditated Monday, May 12, 2003 @ 09:52 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Olive - Killing]

I shan't ever speak of it again!

In other news, I saw a segment on Access Hollywood [because I watch that show religiously] about the American remake of "Couplings" and...I don't know if it's going to work. We Americans tend to be more conservative, at least when it comes to television, than those Europeans. Being conservative with a sitcom based mainly on sex in which someone's naked in at least every other episode is not good. The cast doesn't even seem that fit to be substitutes for the originals because they certainly don't seem to possess of that witty, British charm that made the show successful in the first place. I hope the script at least retains the wit, because Americans could never come up with the giggle loop, sock gap, and nudity buffer. Hooray.


Iyoko meditated Monday, May 12, 2003 @ 09:31 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [SADS - PORNO STAR]

ebay owns my soul. Fuck. It's only been two days and I've already bought $100 worth of doujinshi, magazines, and artbooks. *twitch*

The incident with the blender... we were never to speak of it again!


SaruKame meditated Monday, May 12, 2003 @ 09:28 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

They wouldn't let me in anyways after that incident with the blender! So, HAH.

Kikari meditated Monday, May 12, 2003 @ 09:21 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Swordfish - Dark Machine]

ooh..that's harsh


Iyoko meditated Monday, May 12, 2003 @ 08:59 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [SIAM SHADE - LOVE]

Asparagus juice? Pfft, see if I take you to that kitchen appliance convention now!

SaruKame meditated Monday, May 12, 2003 @ 07:31 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Fischerspooner - Tone Poem]

I am weary to my very soul, and the week has only just begun. How deeply this saddens my woebegone heart.

I award Makiyo with seventy-five virgin men in her after-life for getting a high score of seventy-five on my friend test. And this chocolate medallion. To the rest of you, I give asparagus juice. Enjoy!


Kikari meditated Monday, May 12, 2003 @ 03:38 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

my armpit smells like fruit

75?


Iyoko meditated Sunday, May 11, 2003 @ 10:02 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Utada Hikaru - Hikari (PlanitB Remix)]

My grandparents gave me $50 as a gift, as they are uncreative and lack the willpower to think. I'm using this money to pay for my doujinshi. So by the transitive property, my grandparents buy me gay smut. *throws arms in the air*

Sai: strawberries are only good in clam chowder, yeah?

My new shampoo smells like fruit.


Maki meditated Sunday, May 11, 2003 @ 09:37 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

I rock. I got 75 :P


saiyuki meditated Sunday, May 11, 2003 @ 09:12 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Ayu - evolution]

iyoko, maybe we should start selling things on ebay again. just MAYBE. just CHOTTO.

saiyuki meditated Sunday, May 11, 2003 @ 08:30 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Ayu - evolution \"BOOM BASS Ayumix\"]

i hate strawberries, and whipped cream.

i ate strawberries for dinner last night and strawberry pie for lunch today. not to mention the cake my mom bought was decorated manifest w/ strawberries. and also my mom forces me to eat strawberries everyday, because she thinks they're so yummy. i hate strawberries and i hate whipped cream. ever since eating carrow's strawberry pie, whipped cream has lost its elegance. damn carrows people who can't decorate for crap >>;


Iyoko meditated Sunday, May 11, 2003 @ 04:18 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [PENICILLIN - Limit Complex]

I just bid on $50 worth of doujinshi on ebay. Bad Iko, bad.

Iyoko meditated Sunday, May 11, 2003 @ 02:43 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Plastic Tree - Angeldust]

If you attend driver's ed at our summer school, I'll be able to see you there. I might be TA-ing for the summer. If not, that means I have classes of my own to take. Feck.

Mum bought me a cellphone for a tanjoubi present. Motorola. It's not the best looking phone in the world, but a phone is a phone. Feh.


SaruKame meditated Sunday, May 11, 2003 @ 01:54 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Nat King Cole - L-O-V-E]

Uh...happy Mother's Day, I guess. Don't you think America should have more legitimate holidays this time of year? By "legitimate" I mean it gets us out of school. During October to early January we've got a shitload of internationally-celebrated holidays and even a week-long vacation. Now all we really have are Memorial Day and...Flag Day, and spring break is long gone. Perhaps the government should issue a slew of Spring holidays in order to shave off a few more work days and allow us to ease into a three month vacation. They should institute holidays like...well, I don't know what. I cannot be arsed to come up with something witty. Bottom line: I'm lazy and want more days off from school.

Speaking of summer-break mode, is Cerritos hosting a driver's education class for summer school? My ass-tastic school has decided not to have summer school, so I must look to other, more reliable, schools. I also wonder if I will be able to pass this year because I never served any of my tardy-related detentions. Hm.


saiyuki meditated Sunday, May 11, 2003 @ 01:28 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Ayu - evolution (UFO remix)]

ugh. if not for michelle from chem, my hw score would be : 0. -_-. i think i'm on summer-break-mode a bit earlier than i was last year. dame :)

Iyoko meditated Sunday, May 11, 2003 @ 11:44 a.m.

Heal Thyself - [wind- akeboshi]

That was a difficult test, you asshole. >F

Kikari meditated Sunday, May 11, 2003 @ 12:58 a.m.

Heal Thyself - []

I guess we're not friends anymore


SaruKame meditated Saturday, May 10, 2003 @ 11:23 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Garbage - Sleep Together]

I made a friend test. I don't know why. It's hard - even I didn't get the full points.

Iyoko meditated Saturday, May 10, 2003 @ 02:50 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [kagrra - kairai no souutsu]

I delirious with the power of a thousand suns.

SaruKame meditated Saturday, May 10, 2003 @ 02:43 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

Someone Delirious. Now.

SaruKame meditated Saturday, May 10, 2003 @ 12:04 a.m.

Heal Thyself - [Garbage - Wicked Ways]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished me to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge. Huzzah.

Level | Score
Purgatory [Repenting Believers] | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo [Virtuous Non-Believers] | Very Low
Level 2 [Lustful] | Very Low
Level 3 [Gluttonous] | Very High
Level 4 [Prodigal & Avaricious] | Very High
Level 5 [Wrathful & Gloomy] | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis [Heretics] | High
Level 7 [Violent] | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge [Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers] | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus [Treacherous] | Very High

Level descriptions Take the test

Funny. I don't find myself the least bit fraudulent, malicious, or panderous. Mayhaps I'd feel more at home with the Gloomy?


Iyoko meditated Thursday, May 8, 2003 @ 09:54 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [The Autumns - Witch Hazel]

So, we started training on sabre today. Long story short: Ow. I will be displaying bruises for the next few weeks or so. It's the new trend, because nipples are out. :D Also,I feel like my legs are going to pop out of my hip sockets soon. Stupid stag jumps, I hate you with every fibre of my being. Fibre, says I!

My birthday is next Wednesday. I am now one step closer to being able to buy porn legally. Huzzah.


saiyuki meditated Thursday, May 8, 2003 @ 09:54 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - Kigan -kigan-]

pitas doesn't like me at all. it ate all my entries from before -_-.

SaruKame meditated Wednesday, May 7, 2003 @ 10:40 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Beth Orton - Stolen Car]

It's uncanny how perfectly the description fits me. Uncanny.

Kikari meditated Wednesday, May 7, 2003 @ 09:37 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Annie Lennox - Train in Vain]

For Saru-kun


Iyoko meditated Wednesday, May 7, 2003 @ 07:03 a.m.

Heal Thyself - [Yami no Matsuei - Garasu no Kanbase]

Egad. I did say Superman was top. O_o I changed my mind. Bruce Wayne seems more seme now, I guess. Hey, there was a time when Maki, Kika, and I thought **** was a weepy uke, but he seems less so now.

SaruKame meditated Tuesday, May 6, 2003 @ 10:54 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

That...was a long entry. Squelch the dream if you wish.

SaruKame meditated Tuesday, May 6, 2003 @ 10:37 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [East of Beautiful - Green Lies]

When the argument first came about, you believed Superman would be on top and I said Batman would be the top. You've switched camps, silly wench.

I had a dream Saiyuki, Iyoko, and I were looking for something. It starts out with me standing by a pay phone in a dance club intended for kids and I was laughing because a bunch of eight-year-olds on a small dance floor line-dancing. Sai-chan appears and whispers something and so we move to the right of the screen [because all of my dreams play like movies].
Now I'm standing alone with a bunch of tweens. They seem excited about something and then I see NSYNC walk by. They scream and I begin repeatedly screaming "ONPA!" as a way to mock them. One of the girls turns to me and asks something along the lines of "Aren't they great?" and I launch into a tirade of why they're not. I remember using the word "formulaic" and she expects me to say that and rolls her eyes. I apologize for some reason and introduce myself.
Cut to us talking at a bar. I'm eating blue ice cream with my hand, except it's not melting and it seems to be dough. Sai-chan appears again, whispering in my ear. We move to the right again and find ourselves in a dining corner area...thing on the second floor of a hotel. The walls are glass covered by white drapes, but I know there's a golf course beyond the windows. We're supposed to meet Iyoko on the golf course to talk about whatever we were looking for. Sai-chan suddenly has a camera and begins taking pictures of random things whilst the teenybopper girl stands behind me.

I wonder what we were looking for. Hn.


Iyoko meditated Tuesday, May 6, 2003 @ 10:10 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [The Autumns - Siren Wine]

I'm starting to like this testing schedule. I get about an hour and a half of free time every morning to either do my homework, nap, or read comics. Speaking of which... Kika, do you have them, or does Maki? Kurisupi gave me Batmand and Superman comics this morning. It brought back our old "If Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent were to have sex, who would be on top?" argument back.

Bruce Wayne is on top, damnit!!

Some guy punched the SIA today, towards the end of snack. Our driver's ed teacher had to sort it out, so this other teacher watched our class until he came back. Nobody knew who he was, but he was an ass. An ass beyond all asses, I daresay. He told us to write a paragraph about dangerous drivers, then he selected all the students with A's in both their first and last names to read their responses. I wasn't called. (Though last time I checked, I had the letter A in both my first and last name.)

Danced some more in 6th period. My left leg is sore now. Curses. I can barely lift my leg off the ground, and the time it takes to dress/undress myself is ridiculous! Don't be surprised if I arrive at school sans pants tomorrow morning. ¬ ¬


Iyoko meditated Tuesday, May 6, 2003 @ 08:57 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Plastic Tree - Twice]

Reading old inktank.com strips and feeling extra geeky. This reminds me of me.

I want ninjas.


Iyoko meditated Tuesday, May 6, 2003 @ 07:01 a.m.

Heal Thyself - [Skinny Puppy - Hardset Head]

Ew, me too.

This is the song we're using for showcase. No beautiful people. Woe is me.

Anyways, if you want it, I'll send.


Kikari meditated Monday, May 5, 2003 @ 10:34 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

And after reading about half that entry I thought you were going to think about eating the rat too...


SaruKame meditated Monday, May 5, 2003 @ 10:19 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Cat Power - Naked if I Want to]

I almost ate a spider today during chemistry class. After killing it, it just looked so...enticing all brown and crunchy-like. I managed to put it on my tongue, but everyone "Ew!"-ed and the teacher got angry. Sad. I also found a rat in a tree in my backyard. I couldn't reach it and it was too dark to go rat-hunting, so it's still there. Now my dog can't go outside to take a shit because I fear he may contract the Black Plague or other unsavory rat-related diseases. Poor dog.

Iyoko meditated Monday, May 5, 2003 @ 09:54 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [D+Shade - EVER DREAM]

I ache. Hit myself in the elbow pretty hard when attempting to catch tosses under my leg. The pain, the pain. ¬ ¬

At least I get to start the show with the opening toss. (and catch it under my leg, if I may add.) Connie does it too, but that's besides the point!


saiyuki meditated Monday, May 5, 2003 @ 08:58 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Cyber X feat. Tomiko Van - Drive me nuts]

prelims were horrible. BUT AT LEAST I BROKE 6!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! agh. now finals -_-.

Iyoko meditated Monday, May 5, 2003 @ 05:02 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

Filched from Maki:

FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time there has a young PROSTITUTE named MIYAVI. He was FIENDISHLY ITAI-ING in the FANTASTICAL forest when he met CHIISAI GACKT, a run-away STRIPPER from the MONOSYLLABIC Queen MAKI.

MIYAVI could see that CHIISAI GACKT was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his HAIRY SUSHI. CHIISAI GACKT was thankful for MIYAVI's SUSHI, so he told MIYAVI a very UNPROPORTIONAL story about Queen MAKI's daughter SAI. How her mother, the MONOSYLLABIC Queen MAKI, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic FISH, because SAI was so DISGUSTING.

MIYAVI FUCKED. He vowed to CHIISAI GACKT the STRIPPER that he would save the DISGUSTING SAI. He would SHIT the FISH, and take SAI far away from her eveil mother, the MONOSYLLABIC Queen MAKI, and RUN her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a TEENYBOPPER-LIKE URINATION and CHIISAI GACKT the STRIPPER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic FISH from his story. MONOSYLLABIC Queen MAKI SCORED out from behind a VIBRATOR and struck MIYAVI dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a BOOM.

THE END.

Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com



I don't like this story. -_-;


Iyoko meditated Monday, May 5, 2003 @ 04:49 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - Cage]

Where is everybody getting the idea that Delirious has footage of horses engaging in anal intercourse with males of the human species? We don't have any of that!

Well... not yet, at least.


Iyoko meditated Monday, May 5, 2003 @ 04:28 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - AKURO NO OKA]

Damn you Miyavi, I do not have several hundred dollars to spare! Make up your mind about your name, too. What the hell is Miyaji?

Mandarake, you suck. Minors want hentai doujinshi too! Why are there no ZabuzaxHaku doujinshi? Why!?? *lobs ebay out the window*


saiyuki meditated Sunday, May 4, 2003 @ 09:07 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - fukai]

why does the t-shirt say "miyaji"?

miyaji = miyavi-grandpa?


Iyoko meditated Sunday, May 4, 2003 @ 05:06 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Miyavi - sungee maemukina uta 2]

I had forgotten how amusing the Dialectizer was.

Iyoko meditated Sunday, May 4, 2003 @ 04:31 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Miyavi - ekisentorikku otona yamai (otanabyou?)]

The I love girly boys ring finally updated. So after three months, the Miyavi site is finally listed. Speaking of which, we haven't had any actual updates since forever.

Feck. Miyavi tour items on ebay. There goes my AX fund. I'm going to kill myself.


saiyuki meditated Sunday, May 4, 2003 @ 01:39 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - fukai]

surprisingly i slept very well last night. so HAH! -laughs at saru- ... on the other hand it is still very scary. -shudders- now i can't get that horrific image out of my head. -claws at head-

SaruKame meditated Saturday, May 3, 2003 @ 09:18 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Spiegelkind - Missing the Point]

I have just caused Saiyuki three sleep-less nights all because of this silly link. Is Sadako's eye really that scary? I think not.

saiyuki meditated Saturday, May 3, 2003 @ 06:22 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Do As Infinity - Oasis]

wow i'm tired. .. really tired. well anyway i started drawing again. WOW [it's been like.. a month since i drew anything. on PAPER.] plus i slept at 10:30 last night. what's wrong with me O_o ergh. next week more testing -_-

Kikari meditated Friday, May 2, 2003 @ 10:53 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Jang Nara + Sung Si Kyung - Open Your Mind]

My side hurts.

I feel a bit odd on the computer lately. I don't really do anything..I just sit there and stare at the screen..check profiles every 5 minutes, check blogs every 10 minutes, check mirc channels every 8 minutes..check e-mail every 2 hours..it's just a non-stop routine and I'm not doing anything special.

such a robot.


SaruKame meditated Friday, May 2, 2003 @ 09:99 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Portishead - Roads]

I think the rain is the perfect way to end one of the strangest, most draining weeks I've experienced in a while.

saiyuki meditated Thursday, May 1, 2003 @ 10:11 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - hotarubi (THE NAME OF THE ROSE MIX)]

it's really amazing how my life can plunge into the deepest fathoms of the earth then suddenly resurface. well, i get all testing period and english period to mourn.

SaruKame meditated Thursday, May 1, 2003 @ 07:40 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

I think I may be in love with your teacher. Alack, he sounds too much like my psychology teacher and I don't feel like respecting anybody like that anymore.

saiyuki meditated Thursday, May 1, 2003 @ 07:00 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - Hydra]

Yeah, about the CAT6 testing, our teacher [for the testing] said,

"You know why they make you take so many tests? Well, I have no idea."

"Welcome to California! Lower your standards!"

"I could care less about the tests. I want my pencils back."

"Whoever wrote the instructions for these tests [he was reading out of the teacher's booklet] must get paid a LOT. It sounds like the author is still living in the '60s for crying out loud."

"You guys hate taking these tests? In college, you take a whole mess of these pointless tests. Do they get you anywhere? Pff, look what I became. I'm a teacher."

"The government can't buy us pencils but they can photocopy billions of pointless tests."


Our teacher is cool :) But testing sucks. I rush through it just so I can get the rest of my HW done. I actually finished my Japanese HW during testing and also half my Eng. HW. Oh, the feel of productivity through my bloodstream! [jeez I sound like sarukame >>;]


Iyoko meditated Thursday, May 1, 2003 @ 04:21 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [kagrra - tsurezure naru mama ni]

Was reading entries from our Angsty Teenybopper Day. Christ, that burns my eyes. Burns with the fire of a thousand suns!!

It's hilarious, though.


Iyoko meditated Thursday, May 1, 2003 @ 04:14 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [kagrra - shiroi mashu]

Did it ever occur to anyone that instead of the five of us, it could actually be one person with multiple personalities and IP addresses?

Just a thought.


Iyoko meditated Thursday, May 1, 2003 @ 04:06 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [kagrra - setsunaru kotoba]

I went to the LBTC after school yesterday and watched Better Luck Tomorrow. Wasn't bad. I think I'm catching Saru-kun's lethargy. I haven't delirioused much lately, and I don't want to talk about Florida. I went, had fun, came home. Everything else is None Of Your Business.

I've got to get ready for rehearsal, anyhow. We're starting a new show tonight for Showcase of the Arts. I like the music that we're using.

Standardized testing sucks.


SaruKame meditated Wednesday, April 30, 2003 @ 12:15 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Christopher O'Riley - Christmas Time is Here]

I will entitle this entry "Saru's Dissatisfied with His Current Educational Circumstances," which will also be my thesis statement.

Does anyone know what the hell this CAT 6 testing is for? Is it more important than the STAR? or is it like the SAT? If we get good marks, do we get a scholarship like the CAHSEE? Can you believe how many fucking standardized tests with stupid acronyms we have to take? Get it together, Heads of Education in California!

In duller news, I received an 81% on my research project which was primarily graded on formatting [which I knew beforehand, but I cannot NOT put at least semi-effort into projects].
Anyway, much of the stuff the teacher marked me off for was stuff I never even knew about. On the day he was supposed to explain how we should write the paper, he decided to spend the entire period talking about how shitty every school project he hasn't coordinated is [because if it's not by him - who is God and your salvation - it is not worth his time or the students' and thus should be maligned for however long he wishes].

Afterwards, he was shocked to discover only a few minutes of class were left and told us to go to his website because it apparently had "all the information I would need." Of course, it didn't. Perhaps he assumed he needn't have explained the paper because everyone in my class is a junior or senior and had already written one in previous years. I, however, clearly am not a junior/senior and am terribly unfamiliar with all of this madness. I don't know where I was going with this, but, oh, how we loathe his ass-wenchiness.

Fuck me Doris, I should start on my homework. Oh Logarithms, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways...Well, I shan't, but let it be known that logarithms are hated.


saiyuki meditated Wednesday, April 30, 2003 @ 10:10 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - kasumi]

Sudden Realization: I get home at 6 PM everyday :) I sure can get a lot accomplished >>;

Iyoko meditated Tuesday, April 29, 2003 @ 10:27 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [kagrra - genwaku no joukei]

Floridian adventures refuse to be posted. Every time I start, I anger at my lack of an interesting writing style and attempt to fling myself off a rather large building. Besides, I'm so tired I could vomit sheep.

Anyways. I went swimming today afterschool. Then I got home, showered, then promptly fell asleep and woke up now. @w@ I haven't gotten any actual sleep since before spring break.


saiyuki meditated Tuesday, April 29, 2003 @ 07:45 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - riyuu]

"Mommy, why's the brown poop all alone, floating in the toilet?" -points to sarukame-

sorry. i couldn't resist :)


SaruKame meditated Tuesday, April 29, 2003 @ 05:55 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Fisher - Mad Girl's Love Song]

Guess the toilet can't hold in all of this anal detritus, eh?

I need to send this song to Iyoko.


SaruKame meditated Tuesday, April 29, 2003 @ 04:44 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Van Morrison - Moondance]

Iyoko, post about your feckin' Floridian adventures! We've been sitting indian-legged at your feet for three damned days and my legs are cramping!

SaruKame meditated Monday, April 28, 2003 @ 09:34 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

Thirty minutes of sleep. Jesus Christ.

I was going to write an entry entitled Early-Morning Realizations, but I cannot be arsed to type it up. One of the items, though, was that it would be absolutely hilarious if we had a Doris the butch prison guard layout. I was also thinking of having a webcomic with the title, "Doris, the butch prison guard" with the cover in "I Love Lucy"-esque handwriting. I thougt it was funny at the time.


saiyuki meditated Monday, April 28, 2003 @ 07:30 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - Kigan -kigan-]

i dont' think i get much sleep. i was romanizing last night and i suddenly got hit w/ a pang of dizzyness and almost fell SMACK off my bed >>; dangerous.

SaruKame meditated Monday, April 28, 2003 @ 04:10 a.m.

Heal Thyself - []

Nearly there now. How I will cherish those two hours of sleep.

SaruKame meditated Monday, April 28, 2003 @ 02:16 a.m.

Heal Thyself - []

One...more...paper.

SaruKame meditated Monday, April 28, 2003 @ 01:34 a.m.

Heal Thyself - [Olive - Smile]

These are arse-clenching moments, they are.

SaruKame meditated Sunday, April 27, 2003 @ 10:14 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Nine Inch Nails - Mr. Self Destruct]

Okay, I'm a bit worried about my progress now. One essay done, four more to go - two of which aren't even started yet. Que malo...

SaruKame meditated Sunday, April 27, 2003 @ 05:16 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

...No. Burk has no power over me, no matter how hungry she is. Anyway, I'm semi-finished with three of my essays, so huzzah for that. Teacher only wants us to use TWO Internet sources out of everything, so I'm going to have to bullshit my references page.

saiyuki meditated Sunday, April 27, 2003 @ 03:37 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - fukai]

perhaps if you imagined mrs. burk towering behind you and she didn't eat lunch, and if you still don't finish your paper by 5 PM you'll become a part of her? will that help? :D

SaruKame meditated Sunday, April 27, 2003 @ 03:09 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

Someone whip me and chain me to the computer so that I may start working on this paper, because I can't bring myself to do it on my own for the life of me.

SaruKame meditated Sunday, April 27, 2003 @ 11:55 a.m.

Heal Thyself - []

Yes, tell us Grandmother! Tell us the tale of Florida! Oh, and perhaps it's not grass, but rather terrible diarrhea. The kind that's mostly liquid. :)

saiyuki meditated Sunday, April 27, 2003 @ 09:57 a.m.

Heal Thyself - [Plastic Tree - BURANKO kara]

Why that's beautiful! I could write a poem about it!

oh, please >>;

-eagerly awaits iyoko's detailed description of her trip. sits indian-style :) @ her feet-


Kikari meditated Sunday, April 27, 2003 @ 02:20 a.m.

Heal Thyself - [Shin Seung Hoon - I Believe]

Yay, now delirious is a toilet on green grass with bloody poop in it.


Iyoko meditated Saturday, April 26, 2003 @ 11:25 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

Guess who's back? I'd give a detailed account of my vacation, but I got back from WGASC Championships an hour ago, and right now I'm so tired I can barely breathe on my own. x_X;

My inbox was very full. There were 2 messages that were useful. Everybody else wants my penis to be bigger. :/


saiyuki meditated Saturday, April 26, 2003 @ 09:32 a.m.

Heal Thyself - [SADS - PORNO STAR]

my mom called HER mom in taiwan, and we discovered that my cousin [2 months older than i am] is actually quite rebellious. it's really corrupt in taiwan right now; kids kill their parents when they don't get their way O_o... and apparently my cousin threatened to do the same. interesting.

SaruKame meditated Friday, April 25, 2003 @ 10:32 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Skinlab - Purify]

Shit on a stick. I finally began working on my paper today and managed to write one paragraph. A useless, irrelevant filler paragraph, at that. Then my cousins came to visit, preventing me from accomplishing anything at all. Yep, it's everyone's fault but mine. I think I'll always be procrastination's prison bitch, which is quite a shitty fate.

saiyuki meditated Friday, April 25, 2003 @ 09:37 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [SADS - PORNO STAR]

damn this vocalist has a SEXY VOICE ><;!!!

SaruKame meditated Friday, April 25, 2003 @ 08:00 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

Mary, mother of God? :D

saiyuki meditated Friday, April 25, 2003 @ 06:09 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - hotarubi (THE NAME OF THE ROSE MIX)]

and guess WHO is going to come back to school monday with a BIG, BLEEDING SMILE ON HER FACE?! -_-

saiyuki meditated Friday, April 25, 2003 @ 12:12 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - umbrella [5 Ugly KINGDOM LIVE]]

stupid saru. i was eating a cracker and your entry almost made me spray cracker crumbs everywhere >>;

SaruKame meditated Thursday, April 24, 2003 @ 10:41 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

It's a tragedy, it is. Now Delirious is just a bunch of diarrhea in a toilet bowl.

saiyuki meditated Thursday, April 24, 2003 @ 10:17 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Plastic Tree - Sangatsu itsuka.]

the bloody poop disappeared.

SaruKame meditated Thursday, April 24, 2003 @ 08:58 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [The Sundays - I Kicked a Boy]

Well, I haven't written anything for my research project, but I did get outside of my house for the first time during spring break. I went to Little India or India Town or Little Town of India [I don't know what it's called, but it's that Indian district in Artesia] with my mom and sister to eat at a buffet. That was the second time I've had Indian food, and although I wasn't very fond of it before, I do like it now. Fantastic, yes?

Afterwards, we went to the dreaded mall to browse for new eyeglasses. I now have those thick, black glasses that everyone else wears. I hate myself. I also got quite a bit of shirts that all the guys wear, but it's not my fault because it seems that those are the only models any store sells. Looking for clothes was quite annoying too because a group of white teenybopping girls kept flitting about gushing about how "cute" everything was. Cunts.

Research project? What?


saiyuki meditated Thursday, April 24, 2003 @ 08:43 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - riyuu]

kowai. so far, since april of 2001, i've made 42 completed WALLPAPERS! ><;

saiyuki meditated Thursday, April 24, 2003 @ 03:51 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - hotarubi (in the name of the rose mix)]

DAAAAAAAAAAAMN i'm back into my dir en grey obsession. after i heard the "umbrella" [5 Ugly KINGDOM] live, i went ballistic. [i think] i never knew they sounded SO good live. the guitars are even CRAZIER LIVE!!!! i almost want to watch a deg concert more than a l'arc one! this mix of "hotarubi" is really nice too. it probably is one of the best jrock mixes i've ever heard. -loud sigh-

i hate being sick.


saiyuki meditated Thursday, April 24, 2003 @ 09:07 a.m.

Heal Thyself - [Plastic Tree - Sangatsu itsuka]

o yea. forgot to mention that I got my PERMIT YESTERDAY!!!! YES! now i can start driving! [even if it's not quite legal.....] it was really close, i was allowed to miss 8, and i missed 7 O_O! i think you don't need to study though, most of it is just common sense.

SaruKame meditated Wednesday, April 23, 2003 @ 10:29 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Supertramp - The Logical Song]

I just spent an afternoon at Mikasa, so I'm all scared slash scarred out, thanks. Pitas is being an ass-wench; it keeps "Cannot Find Server"-ing when I try to add an entry. I finally got my long-awaited lahberry card, but I found very few books for my research project. And I still need to read them. And start writing the papers.

This does not bode well for me.


saiyuki meditated Wednesday, April 23, 2003 @ 01:07 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - fukai]

someone please drop an ugly wrinkly fat woman on saru's porch, because he desperately wants to be scared. or scarred. same thing :)

SaruKame meditated Wednesday, April 23, 2003 @ 12:18 a.m.

Heal Thyself - [Nine Inch Nails - Something I Can Never Have]

Spit on me and call me your prison bitch, because I am fucked. With a capital E. I planned to have gotten a library card and the consequent library books needed as resources for that psychology research paper worth fifty percent of my grade. I have done none of this.

But I'm not panicking. Why? Because I have a sunny outlook on life and I believe everything will turn out to be just grand. Or I'm too lazy to even worry, whatever shits your tits. Oh, I like that - let's write that down for later use.

What the hell is wrong with your server, Sai-chan? Our precious images have been whittled down to those cursed little red X's!

I've been obsessed with ghosts as of late. I get that - spasms of interest in the paranormal. Luckily for me, there was a documentary of a haunting in San Pedro where the poltergeist tried hanging a researcher from the ceiling. Ooh, spooky. Let's have a Delirious Ghost Hunter's Society! Because our city is so overrun with specters.

I should stop rambling.


SaruKame meditated Tuesday, April 22, 2003 @ 06:41 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Snake River Conspiracy - Vulcan]

You guys wanna see our aZn alter-egos? Well, they were our alter-egos [same 4:1 female to male ratio] until more guys joined because the one guy was feeling insecure.

I can't come up with any witty comment for the life of me.


saiyuki meditated Tuesday, April 22, 2003 @ 06:01 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - fukai]

like a colorful inflatable one? :D since when did kika get one?! and how would she knows if hers is bigger than greg's? O_o.......

Maki meditated Tuesday, April 22, 2003 @ 05:48 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

Why, I was most definitely aware ;)


SaruKame meditated Tuesday, April 22, 2003 @ 04:49 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

Does Kika have an inflatable penis that none of us are aware of?

Kikari meditated Tuesday, April 22, 2003 @ 03:06 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

That'll all change when Iko sees how much bigger I am than Greg


saiyuki meditated Tuesday, April 22, 2003 @ 11:58 a.m.

Heal Thyself - [Dir en grey - fukai]

damn this song is good. lucky to have gotten it! -sweeeeeeet-

kika, as long as greg has sexy hair and sexy eyes, YOU WILL MAKERU! -points-


Kikari meditated Monday, April 21, 2003 @ 10:41 p.m.

Heal Thyself - []

GRRR GREG! I WILL NOT LOSE! MAKENAIYO! I WILL WIN IKO'S HEART!


saiyuki meditated Monday, April 21, 2003 @ 10:39 p.m.

Heal Thyself - [Plastic Tree - Hello]

i archived :) now it's going to be GREEEEEYYYYYY!!!! watch, saru-kun and kika-chan come and spoil my fun. :(
DXLIRIOUS




Delirious is back to its usual, brooding madness. We froze too many browsers and blinded too many viewers with our April Fool's prank, so yeah :) And though Delirious did NOT get kidnapped by those fucks we call teenyboppers, Saru-kun is STILL a habitual liar :) But if you still didn't know, Delirious is a group blog featuring five [and sometimes six] crazed fangirls of Anime [esp. Kikari and Makiyo] and Jrock [esp. Iyoko and Saiyuki]. There's Saru-kun, too, but he's not really a fan of anything at all. Which makes the five of them a weird combination, like strawberries in clam chowder.



· m a k i y o ·
· http://log.orange-blossom.net + @
age: 15
yoga position: bishie molester
mantra: "LOVE PHANTOM" [B'z]
nirvana is: Gandalf


· k i k a r i ·
· http://www.tokyo-girl.net/kikari + @
age: 15
yoga position: Erotic Cannibal
mantra: "Stupid Girl" [Cold]
nirvana is: cinema
picture


· i y o k o ·
· @
age: 16
yoga position: slash whore
mantra: "gravity" [maaya sakamoto]
nirvana is: nudity
picture


· s a r u k a m e ·
· @
age: 16
yoga position: The Dullard
mantra: "Tone Poem" [Fischerspooner]
nirvana is: Isolation
picture


· s a i y u k i ·
· http://www.crazed-fangirl.net/blog + @
age: 16
yoga position: Slick Assassin
mantra: "This is the New Shit" [Marilyn Manson]
nirvana is: my hair. -stroke-



· k u r i s u p i ·
· http://www.fivedayrental.com + @
age: 16
mantra:
nirvana is:




...And if you're still lingering around, we suggest you take our Delirious quiz! [see how full of crazy/baka you really are!] And for those who would love to indulge themselves in shitloads of jrock/jpop clips, swing around to Iyoko&Sai's Distro Co.! [it rhymes :)]


Reach out and touch somebody:
· -> ced
· -> orie
· -> kreuz
· -> joey
· -> psychopuss
· -> jana

Oral sex for the needy:
· -> sarukame!
· -> iyoko!
· -> makiyo!
· -> saiyuki!
· -> kikari!



* hot or not?
*


<< i love girly boys! >>
# @ Fuck Homophobia #

* the archives
track me, you motherfucking bitch.






Layout by SAIYUKI ©©© 2003. Take and I'll make you fuck yourself with a fork. And not just once.