SaruKame
XXXXed Sunday, February 15, 2004 @ 01:29 p.m.

sex jams - [The Starlight Mints - Goldstar]

We should do something Monday. Something...SEXY.

SaruKame
XXXXed Sunday, February 15, 2004 @ 01:27 a.m.

sex jams - [Slowdive - Here She Comes]

So...That was kind of successful. I don't know what I'm going to do with my Xanga, though.

Come, let us all apologize to the cows. Those tender, juicy cows who are delicious fried and in nearly every dish imaginable (except possibly salad). Poor, delicious bastards.

0xk1Ka_Da00GoDd3ssx0
XXXXed Saturday, February 14, 2004 @ 11:55 p.m.

sex jams - [OuTk4St - H3y Y4!!!!]

oHHh EmMM GEE!!!! laHk aI WuZz sHOo shCAreD th4T 1 wOulD mISS ThIS dAY!!!!! HAAHAHAHAHA^2 bat y00 knO wAt 1 DiDN'T!!!! hEhEONEONEO!!!! okAi ShO aI wEnT TO dA MAll aND I wAtcHEd AShTUn KAtcHA'S nEw FLICK BUfFERlY 3F3CCTTT!!1ONE!!ONEONE!!

KYAHAHhHaHAHH! I lAb HiM SHoOO MACH!!!!!! AHH!!!!!!!!!!

oMGGGGGG!!!! lOoK iTZ mEh n AhSHtOn!!! w3 w3Nt To dA bEAch TogETHA!!!!!



HAHhaHAHAHAHahahAH x1000002020 jUSh KiDdIn d00d ai Am shOo DayDreAMin HEAR!! oMG!!! iN mAh DreaAmz!! dAt mAkeS mE sHooo s4Ddd :((((

okAi I g2G Now BabEZ!!! iMmA gO ReNt D00D wEreZ mAh KurUUmA!! <- HAHA I KNOW jApnN nOW!!!! [i wUz WAtChinG kARe kAnooO YeShTerDAY!!!!!!ONEONEON!!BWE!!] byEE!! AiShITerU!!!!!!


~::xXxiYoKoxXX::~
XXXXed Saturday, February 14, 2004 @ 04:32 p.m.

sex jams - [bRiteNEy sPEaRz - iMma sLavE 4 U]

hErRz mAh tIte-aSS xAngA~! cHeK iT oUtz, yO.

xXx69BbOyDrAgOnBbALLinAzN69xXx
XXXXed Saturday, February 14, 2004 @ 04:20 p.m.

sex jams - [50 CeNt - In DA CLUB]

VaLeNTIne"z iz So FUCkING gHEy! BuT I wIsH I hAd A GF...DAm I wIsh JeSsiCa AlBa wUz My GF or MaYbe eBeN BeYonCe cUz DheY r FIIINE!!!! LoLZzzz

NeWayZ...iMmA gO KiCk iT wIt MaH hOmIeS aT dA ToWn CeNteR 2 WAtCh U GoT sErVed cUz I HeArd iT wUz HeLLa Tyte N dA GiRlZ in iT wErE FIONE!! LoLzzz I bEt dHeY goT suM gUyz In Dere JacKiNg oFF 2 Da MoVie!! LOLOZZZ!

O YaH gO C mY XaNga...I duN kNo HOw To MaKe LiNks so ImMA jUsT gIb dA URL...http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xXx69BbOyDrAgOnBbALLinAzNPiMp6

~::xXXiYokOxXx::~
XXXXed Saturday, February 14, 2004 @ 04:19 p.m.

sex jams - [bEyOnCe fEat. sEaN paUl - bAYbEe bOi]

hErRs mAh kArdD. iTs mAd gAngStA!! mAkI, i bOrrROweD yO wEbSpAce fO a bIT, kaY? tAnX, gUrLFrEn. <3

~::xXxiYoKoxXx::~<3<3<3<3
XXXXed Saturday, February 14, 2004 @ 04:01 p.m.

sex jams - [bRitNeY sPeArS - tOxIC <3]

hApPeH vAlENtIne/ls dAy, yO!! i jUss wANna gIb a sHOuToUtz 2 mEh hOmIes: i lUb u sHOOOO mUch, bUt lAhk, nOt iN a gAy wAYz, yA knO? LOLzZZ!! iMmA tAlkIng 2 mAi gAngSTa hOmeE rIte nOw, hE's a mADd pImp, yO! lmao! (hE tOld mEh tEw sAI dHAt!!) iMmA sHo sADd dAt i dUn gOtz nO bOifrEn fO vAl-DaI. bUT lAhk, aLL dHe gUyz aT mAh sKooL aRe sHooOOOooOooO gAy,! bUT dHerE's dHis gAnGsTa bBoy iN mAh cLaSS aN hE's sHOOooOOo fOin,e bUt dAMmm oOUtTa mAh lEage. aN he'z hAz a gUrLfRen. iMma sHoO mAdd, iMma pUnK hUrR mUtAhFucKeN aSS, yo! wOrd!!

i MaDe a vAlenTinE's kArD fO u gUyz! iMma pUt iUT uP iN a sEc. pEacE oUt, mUthAfuCkaSH!! hOlLah!!

mAkiy0lyk3w0AAAAAAA
XXXXed Saturday, February 14, 2004 @ 08:26 a.m.

sex jams - [HAHAHAHHA lyK3... nuuthiin]

OmG Lyk3 IsH FiN4LLy diS dAI~~~~~~~~~~~~!!! bUh lYke 1 DUn h4B a b00.......so......lyK3....... y34...n0 on3 luBs me3h........ g0shh........ diS ish Lyke sh000000 gaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Iyoko
XXXXed Friday, February 13, 2004 @ 11:48 p.m.

sex jams - [Cocteau Twins - Rilkean Heart]

This whole gay marriage debate thing is so stupid. Just shut the fuck up already, why does it matter who gets married or not? Jesus Christ on a stripper pole, let it go, tightasses.

Krispi
XXXXed Friday, February 13, 2004 @ 09:30 p.m.

sex jams - [3 small words - Josie and the Pussycats]

I WANNA TAKE PART IN THE TEENYBOPPER FESTIVITIES! lets go shopping in hot topic and talk about how awesome blink 182 is. oh yeah.

Iyoko
XXXXed Friday, February 13, 2004 @ 05:04 p.m.

sex jams - [baroque - amedama]

It's almost Angsty Teenybopper Day. Surprises and gifts will be shared, so be a pal and involve yourself in Angsty Teenybopper Day. Revision of last year's rules, now more simple for the idiots. :D


1.) sTiCkY cApS
2.)I like to do pink, but any color that is Ugly works.
3.)Spel ebreeting rong. Konfooze homo-nims. (i.e. your, you're)
4.)Use "gay" as your primary adjective.
5.)Complain about parents, siblings, boyfriend/girlfriend, lack of the previous, school, the strangling amount of work you have, and everything else you can think of.
6.) Complain about your "gay" life and how you want to kill yourself (Wrist slashing only. Don't be creative) and use pity-getting tactics.
7.) Write bad poetry. Dedicate it to your (ex)boy/girlfriend. (Key words: love, heart, soul, shatter, break, sorrow, hurt, tears, ache)
8.) Use bad song lyrics (i.e. Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte) to sum up all of your emotions.
9.) Use the word "fuck" profusely.
10.) Complain that you missed "Smallville," "Everwood," the "O.C.," or any other trivial shows aimed at Angsty Teenyboppers.
11.) Brag about scoring even though both you and I know the first and last time you'll ever see female genitalia is when you were born.
12.) Use slang and ebononics you don't know the meaning of. Be a muthafuckin pimp gagsta fucka.
13.) Use LOL (or any variation, i.e. lolz) every two seconds.
14.) Express emotion with LOTS of emoticon. (i.e. T____T)


Last year's Angsty Teenybopper Day. Scroll down until you can see the disgusting array of Pink. Anyways, have fun.

SaruKame
XXXXed Friday, February 13, 2004 @ 01:48 a.m.

sex jams - [The Decemberists - Clementine]

The pros and cons of the upgraded AIM:
Pros
Links open in new windows!
Visibility options

Cons
Every other new feature sucks.

Iyoko
XXXXed Thursday, February 12, 2004 @ 09:58 p.m.

sex jams - [Dir en grey - Hotarubi]

Tell me about it. After practice, I stopped by the supermarket to pick up candy-items for tomorrow, and I just now got to eat dinner. I have a map finish for history, and a poetry analysis brainstorm for English, as well as the daily physics and algebra work. At least Japanese homework isn't due until next week. :/

I'm so sore from practice. I want to take a hot shower and melt into bed, dammit. :O

SaruKame
XXXXed Thursday, February 12, 2004 @ 09:27 p.m.

sex jams - [The Autumns - Eskimo Swin]

This is a bad day to be lazy. :/

Iyoko
XXXXed Wednesday, February 11, 2004 @ 09:58 p.m.

sex jams - [Sarah Mclachlan - Possession]

Great, the one day I stay home sick is the day that something actually happens at school. I didn't get much of the details, but it was something about a bomb scare, a teacher supposedly got arrested (not sure), and the S.W.A.T. team also (supposedly) showed up on campus for about 5 minutes.

Whatever.

SaruKame
XXXXed Wednesday, February 11, 2004 @ 09:29 p.m.

sex jams - [The Changelings - Orbit]

My English teacher went on a fifteen minute extreme leftist rant this morning and spewed so much liberal drivel, I felt like I was listening to idiot college students at a Greenpeace rally.

He started off with a dramatic entrance of "Eat crap and watch TV!" And then proceeded to scream about how the government taking a can of spray paint and covering our eyes by shoving reality TV and Doritos chips down our throats.

First of all, nice metaphor. Secondly, that's stupid. The government doesn't have a special police force that crams us into our living rooms, straps us into our couches and force-feeds us junk food while our eyes are taped open to watch Fox. Bush isn't threatening the death penalty to anyone who doesn't watch "My Big Fat Obnoxious Finace" - they're watching it on their own. People eat meals of chips with melted cheese as their beverages not because the Big Bad Government will take away their firstborns if they don't. They're doing it of their own choice.

It's the land of the fucking free, after all.

Iyoko
XXXXed Monday, February 9, 2004 @ 09:16 p.m.

sex jams - [Nine Inch Nails - The Wretched]

My fucked up my back on Thursday, so I could barely sleep at night due to lack of a comfortable position. Was still in pain by Saturday, which cut into my rehearsal times.

Got to school early to practice for the Festival of Friendship, but ended up spending time transferring files and cutting music instead. No big loss, it wasn't like there were people who didn't know what to do. We made our way down to the mall afterwards and performed on a stage in front of Macy's. We messed up in the first formal dance, which was okay because everybody messed up at the same time... so it looked intentional... a little. o_O The rest of the show went as planned. Right after the performance, drove right back to school to grab people/stuff for the competition. At the competition site, we practiced the beginning dance part, which further hurt my back, on the dirty asphalt. Didn't feel anything in the duration of our performance, but stinging pain kicks back in especially when one is trying to pick up a 500 pound canvas floor. Hu-fucking-zzah. We ended up getting third place and a dinky little plastic trophy. Not bad considering we have so much left of our show to finish.

Sunday night, a group of us gathered at Krispi's house for a Kevin Smith movie marathon. We made it through Chasing Amy and a few episodes of the animated version of Clerks. Then people started to go home, so the remaining people just gathered with the junk food and talked the rest of the night. Roberta and I stayed over, and I was talking to Krispi until 6 A.M. (All the while thinking: "Roberta's going to kick our asses in the morning")

Went home, played a little FF, watched Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back with my sister, and avoided my homework. Whoopie. :)

SaruKame
XXXXed Friday, February 6, 2004 @ 10:41 p.m.

sex jams - [My Bloody Valentine - To Here Knows When]

It is nearly Angsty Teeny Bopper Day. Excitement! What will Delirious do to celebrate this holiday? Who actually cares to find out?

Iyoko
XXXXed Friday, February 6, 2004 @ 10:30 p.m.

sex jams - [SIAM SHADE - PINK SPIDER]

God, I hate this time of the year. The trees up and down my street are full of the white flowers that smell like decomposing garbage. The pollen/dust/other stuff makes my head hurt and my throat scratchy. I swear I have a village of cactaur taking up permanent residence. On top of that, the dry, cold weather is making me feel dehydrated. I hate this. Let's trade with Florida's weather. Just without the hurricanes and stuff. :/

Festival of Friendship performance for JNHS tomorrow, as well as another colorguard competition at Los Altos High School. It will be as hectic as hell-shit. :D

SaruKame
XXXXed Thursday, February 5, 2004 @ 07:59 p.m.

sex jams - [Frank Sinatra - The Lady is a Tramp]

God, I really hate those shows like Access Hollywood and Extra. They had a whole section about what Britney Spears bought in town. Who gives a flying fuck?! Nothing they say is anywhere NEAR actual news. People who watch those shows should be shot in the groin so they cannot produce idiot children who need to live through the rumors of celebrities.

Iyoko
XXXXed Wednesday, February 4, 2004 @ 10:04 p.m.

sex jams - [David Bowie - New Killer Star]

I'm a little worried about this Saturday. Going to perform in the Festival of Friendship at the mall in the morning with JNHS. We have a few minutes less than the allotted time, so we're either going to finish early, or come up with something in two days to do. Other than that, the dances aren't too hard. I guess we'll do a full run tomorrow after school, time it, and make last minute adjustments. The thing that might kill it is the timing. Our performance is scheduled to end at 12:20, and for the competition that day, we're scheduled to leave the school at around 12.

I'll figure it out tomorrow night at practice. :/

SaruKame
XXXXed Wednesday, February 4, 2004 @ 07:01 p.m.

sex jams - [Janis Joplin - Summertime]

Golly, that's amazing!

Kikari
XXXXed Wednesday, February 4, 2004 @ 06:47 p.m.

sex jams - [L'Arc~En~Ciel - READY STEADY GO!]

in your pocket silly boy!

SaruKame
XXXXed Tuesday, February 3, 2004 @ 07:04 p.m.

sex jams - [Kruder & Dorfmeister - Out of the Blue]

Of course there's a difference. Hermit crab poop is the result of a hermit crab eating hermit crab food. Duh. And yes, hermit crabs poop. Everyone poops.

Where my dollar at, bee-yatch?

Kikari
XXXXed Monday, February 2, 2004 @ 11:51 p.m.

sex jams - [The Shins - Kissing The Lipless]

If anyone can tell the difference between generic hermit crab food and hermit crab poop, i'll give them a dollar. Do hermit crabs even poop?

Iyoko
XXXXed Monday, February 2, 2004 @ 09:42 p.m.

sex jams - [The Smiths - Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want]

I like the Autumns's version better.

I dropped my 6th period, as I was taking 7 classes anyways, and staying at school for an extra hour and forty minutes wasn't going to help /me/ any, so I decided that time could be better spent taking a nap, or finishing homework early, or squeezing in an extra 30 minutes of gaming. :D

Practice got cancelled tonight, due to the rain and our lack of indoor practice space. I love rain. I would go run outside, but I have Cramps From Hell. >F

SaruKame
XXXXed Sunday, February 1, 2004 @ 10:31 p.m.

sex jams - [Dire Straits - Romeo and Juliet]

There must be peace in the world now that we have a new layout. -throws confetti at Kikari-

Kikari
XXXXed Sunday, February 1, 2004 @ 10:21 p.m.

sex jams - [The Strokes - Between Love & Hate]

new layout. w00t. this is semi-old, I didn't think it looked that great so I didn't upload it..but seeing as everyone was a little too desperate, here it is.

Iyoko
XXXXed Sunday, February 1, 2004 @ 10:21 p.m.

sex jams - [Gackt - Lust for Blood]

Oh my yeast infection, we finally have a new layout. *gropes kika*

Iyoko
XXXXed Sunday, February 1, 2004 @ 09:27 p.m.

sex jams - [Gackt - Kimi ga Matteiru kara]

I love this song. His new album rocks. Though it's somewhat different, I'm liking most of what I hear so far. I would listen to the other tracks, but I keep going back to this one. <3

Iyoko
XXXXed Sunday, February 1, 2004 @ 07:05 p.m.

sex jams - [The Shins - The Past and Pending]

Hyne, building a bridge out of spaghetti is the worst project ever. Damn you, physics. I also have three essays to write. I'll write two, put them in a romantic setting, and hope they can breed the third one. o_o

SaruKame
XXXXed Saturday, January 31, 2004 @ 09:42 p.m.

sex jams - [Chris Isaak - Wicked Game]

My legs ache and are spotted with bruises like herpes on my grandmother's genitalia. I had to help my dad move shit into his company's new office. Only two people were there to help, so it's a wonder that I was not crushed into deformity by one of their many giant filing cabinets. They're only going to give me twenty bucks for all my work. Manual labor is lame - I don't know why Mexicans always do it.

My dad also got me one of those N-Gage dealies. Fuck love, parents need to give their kids toys. Even if said toys are superlatively Asian-y.

SaruKame
XXXXed Friday, January 30, 2004 @ 12:31 p.m.

sex jams - [Damien Rice - Cheers Darlin']

Yeah, we need a new fucking layout already.

Iyoko
XXXXed Wednesday, January 28, 2004 @ 10:21 p.m.

sex jams - [Cocteau Twins - Cherry-Coloured Funk]

Go ahead and go. If you hate it, then you won't have to repeat the process. And congratufuckalations on the Switched auditions. Kika said she would laugh her ass off if you actually made it on to the show, and I guess the rest of us would, too. :D

God, tomorrow is the last day of exams. Two hours of English in the morning, which I wouldn't mind except there is so much material covered on the test, I wouldn't EVER be prepared. After that, I've got Algebra 2, which should be pretty easy, except the last chapter or so that we did. I'm not too fond of math, and I'm not even sure I should take a math course next year. I have all the credits I need to graduate, so I don't see why I have to torture myself even more with extra classes. Besides, I'm not even sure if we're going to have colorguard zero period next year. Though it does give people the chance to take the classes they want, it is incredibly depressing to wake up every morning and go to school while it is still dark. These past few days have been a bit unsettling because I wake up and the sun is already out. The good thing is, because I get my classes out of the way earlier, I can go home during lunch and get my homework out of the way before practice, and such. No more 6th period for me. Hu-fucking-zzah!

Don't know about next year though. I would rather put a large nail through my left testicle than have to go through another year of math.

The fact that I don't have testicles makes it less threatening, though. :/



SaruKame
XXXXed Wednesday, January 28, 2004 @ 08:02 a.m.

sex jams - [The Autumns - Glass in Lullabies]

My parents want me to see La Boheme with them Friday. I don't know if I'm ready for opera. :/

SaruKame
XXXXed Wednesday, January 28, 2004 @ 02:47 a.m.

sex jams - [Beck - The New Pollution]

Fuck me, Doris. I just got a call from the Switched people, and they want me to move on to the next level of auditions. I don't know why. I lied on my application by saying I was part of a band, volunteered at soup kitchens on weekends, and sky-dived frequently. And I was duller than a coma victim when they held auditions at school.

Not many people auditioned at the thing, so the slim pickings may make me more eligible to actually be on the show. This is omoshiroi. 3_3

Iyoko
XXXXed Tuesday, January 27, 2004 @ 04:32 p.m.

sex jams - [The Autumns - In the Russet Gold of this Vain Hour]

Of all the days to start feeling lazy. I couldn't have waited another week? Frozen Christ on a stick. ¬ ¬

Tomorrow, I have final exams for history and physics, neither of which I remember jack shit for. I have six review sheets for physics, and about 12 chapters of history to review. I'm fucked.

SaruKame
XXXXed Monday, January 26, 2004 @ 09:19 a.m.

sex jams - [Portishead - Only You]

It seems like my schedule was intentionally created in order to fuck me in from every direction possible during finals week. I hate decompositions. I hate every fucking concept in Physics. My eyes were near leaking with Frustration.

I eventually got tired of doing all the stupid shit for Pre-Calculus and Physics and threw my books and papers at the wall.

Where's my fucking notebook?!

Iyoko
XXXXed Sunday, January 25, 2004 @ 09:28 p.m.

sex jams - [Moist - Tonight]

I should do the final draft of my paper right now, but I don't feel like doing shit right now. I also have to prepare for my Japanese Orals, and whatever other finals that are coming up. Plus, I think I ran out of printer paper, so I don't know what I'm going to do about it. Break into OfficeMax and steal a package, I suppose. :/

Never mind, I just found a stack. I new I had more lying around here.

I made pancakes this morning. The first batch came out too thin, and looked and tasted somewhat like crepes. Mmmm, if only we had strawberries. <3 Anyways, the second batch looked like actual pancakes, so I was rather proud of myself.

Iyoko
XXXXed Saturday, January 24, 2004 @ 10:16 a.m.

sex jams - []

Happy birthday, may Doris ream you with her nightstick all day long. :)

SaruKame
XXXXed Friday, January 23, 2004 @ 10:06 p.m.

sex jams - [Placebo - Without You I'm Nothing]

It's my birthday! Worship me, my bitches! :D

Iyoko
XXXXed Friday, January 23, 2004 @ 08:12 p.m.

sex jams - [Plastic Tree - chiriyuki bokura]

If I shift my fingers a little over to the right, my name would be Ouplp. :D

Chinese New Year was full of rock. Went over to my grandma's house Wednesday night for New Year's Eve celebration. Free food and free money = <3 I think I'll be spending it on those damn penis enlargements my hotmail inbox keeps insisting that I get. If I have money left over, I'll blow it on the breast implants and raunchy farm sex that I've also been offered. Email ads really do work. :)

SaruKame
XXXXed Thursday, January 22, 2004 @ 11:27 a.m.

sex jams - [Billie Holiday - Gloomy Sunday]

Sleep, allow me fall into thy warm embrace! Alas, a manuscript on times past restrains me from thee. Hark! Do mine ears deceive me, or are the angels themselves wailing a cold and unwavering cry of "Fuck it"? Their sweet siren song beckons mine wearied corpse to thee...

SaruKame
XXXXed Wednesday, January 21, 2004 @ 09:47 a.m.

sex jams - [Christopher O'Riley - Christmas Time is Here]

Delirious needs a new layout. And posts that are neither diarrhea green nor dog shit brown. C'mon, you skanky 'hos!

Pointless Update: I was reading reviews for Particles of Truth and I kind of want to see it. Seems like one of those I've-found-the-meaning-of-life-but-there-really-is-no-meaning-to-life movies that college kids and everyone in L.A. watches in order to be "in". I just want to see it for The Autumns. Same goes for Angela Shelton. Superficial? Yes. Pretentious? Of course!

SaruKame
XXXXed Tuesday, January 20, 2004 @ 09:42 a.m.

sex jams - [Dire Straits - So Far Away]

I failed my Japanese oral like Uncle Jimmy would fail a drug test. I didn't even know orals were today, and I sort of...forgot about a project that was due, as did about half of the class. Anyway, teacher got pissed and yelled at our class. I was lucky enough to go up after her yelling.

Teacher: -talky talk talk-
Me: Shirimasen.

I hope my bullshit was adequate. ¬ ¬

Iyoko
XXXXed Tuesday, January 20, 2004 @ 09:45 p.m.

sex jams - [Plastic Tree - glider]

I don't ever want to do English assignments ever again. I don't give a shit about Puritans, and I don't want to analyze every single paragraph in the goddamn story! >F

In brighter news, I just made $78.50 off ebay, and I got a letter in the mail about tax return. And tomorrow, I'm going over to my grandparent's house for Chinese New Year's and I'm going to collect monetary gifts! Oh yeah. <3

Today, I think I failed my physics test. Then my algebra test. Then Mrs. K took away my outline for my Japanese written final because I was absent the day of, and I don't get the luxury of notes. Wrote everything at lunch, and my thoughts are probably unorganized. Plus, it's in Japanese, which doesn't help AT ALL. And I got a horrible cramp in my neck afterwards. :/

Late start day tomorrow. I think I should get up early so I can pick up the money order so I don't have to do it after school. Oooh, sexy boots. Will post pictures upon receival. <3

SaruKame
XXXXed Tuesday, January 20, 2004 @ 07:53 a.m.

sex jams - [United Future Organization - Cosmic Gypsy]

I cannot find my Pre-Calculus notebook for the life of me, and I need it to study for my Big Test tomorrow. Woe. :(

SaruKame
XXXXed Monday, January 19, 2004 @ 03:33 a.m.

sex jams - [Damien Rice - Woman Like a Man]

Iyoko, where did your site go? o_O

Iyoko
XXXXed Sunday, January 18, 2004 @ 11:39 p.m.

sex jams - [Utada Hikaru - SAKURA DROPS]

I'm tired, and I just want to curl up in my bed and not leave my room for the next month or so. Emerge only for food/shower/and bathroom emergencies.

Going to a friend's birthday Thing tomorrow, so I won't be home til after 5, when I will start my assloads of homework, not sleep til 2 A.M., and feel like Fanatic Monkey Suck at school Tuesday. Many yay. :/

Good news, our hits have gone back up to 100+. Maybe if we got a new layout and POSTS from the other members, we could get back to our 300+ days. *jabs you guys with elbow*

SaruKame
XXXXed Sunday, January 18, 2004 @ 10:06 a.m.

sex jams - [Ani DiFranco - Everest]

Damien Rice was playing during the end of Alias. Hooray.

Trost sounds like an asshole worthy of a good reaming from Doris and her night stick. Other people who are in need of a severe ass-fucking are those happylovelove couples. You like each other. That's great. Just stop groping at each other in public and telling me how fantastic your lover is. I don't care. I think the recent increase of these relationships is due to a surge in last-minute adolescent hormones and the need to feel like a grown up.

I don't want to do anything tomorrow, but I need to start reading for AP US/AP Psych, as I am five chapters behind in both classes, which isn't good for finals week. I'm also two drafts overdue with my journalism articles, which have not been started yet. Yeah.

My bladder yearns to purge itself of waste. I must fulfill his needs.

Iyoko
XXXXed Sunday, January 18, 2004 @ 03:14 p.m.

sex jams - [Nine Inch Nails - Ruiner]

God, yesterday started off horribly. When I got to school, Trost continued his shitfit about how any drivers had to sign liability forms and get DMV statements before they could drive us to the competition. Then, he said that any student drivers would get suspended if they tried to drive any other students. If we didn't make it to the comp, we would have had to pay a $250 fee for withdrawing. I asked him about it, and he got pissy and told me not to get into it with him, as if /I/ were the one who was throwing a tantrum. He's always hiding behind his fucking job title like that. Mr. "I don't want to deal with things, mostly because I can't understand the big words you're using, so I'm going to tell you to leave me alone and if you don't then I'm going to use my magical teacher's power to suspend you."

So I gave him a dark glare, stormed out and destroyed two ugly yellow chairs.

On top of that, he cancelled Sunday practices because they were "unauthorized" and he didn't want to get his lazy ass up Sunday morning's to open the motherfucking door for us. He also had the nerve to say that if we couldn't get what we wanted done on Mondays and Thursdays, then there must be something wrong. Damn hypocrite, who was the one who wanted extra Saturday practices last semester? Wasn't us, dipshit.

Anyways, he said he would let us off the hook for this Saturday if we just signed the liability form, so we called up any parents who were willing and had them cart us to Moreno Valley so we could compete. JV got second place, and varsity got first. We murdered second place by 15 or so points. >B

On the way home, we took the wrong freeway and ended up near Monteray Park. We started calling the other cars for fake directions. I called one car and asked them where Stockton is, because that was where we were approaching. That was pretty fun. 20 minutes and three more phone calls later, the others thought we were in Fontana, San Diego, and Hacienda.

After dumping our shit back at the school, a bunch of us went out for food, and we rented a bunch of videos and went back to someone's house to watch. We saw The Ring and Scary Movie 2. I want that goddamn parrot. o_O

Iyoko
XXXXed Friday, January 16, 2004 @ 10:08 p.m.

sex jams - [Marilyn Manson - This is the New Shit]

I feel like shit. I woke up this morning and I couldn't move without hurting. My head was pulsing with pain, my stomach hurt, my muscles were sore, I couldn't breathe properly, and I felt like I had a village of cactaurs take up residence in my throat. I then swallowed a handful of Advil, drank copious amounts of juice, and slept well into the afternoon. Woke up with only a mild throbbing of my head and a scratchy throat. Still hurts to breathe, though. Played a bit of FF8 to get my mind off of things, then I had to go for dinner with my Dad because he was leaving tomorrow night and won't be coming back for another 6 months at least.

My head still hurts, but I'm hoping that I don't feel like hell-shit tomorrow morning. Missing school is one thing, as I can make up whatever I skipped out on. Performances, on the other hand, cannot be made up. Fuckinghell.

Of all days to be sick. I spent so much time yesterday studying for tests and I ended up not even taking them. *kicks wall*

SaruKame
XXXXed Thursday, January 15, 2004 @ 11:16 p.m.

sex jams - [Air - Bathroom Girl]

(Tea + books)/(all day) is reserved for hermits who live in the woods and speak with the animals. Teenagers neither have the time nor biological structure to take in copious amounts of literature and caffeine. It'd make their extremities explode like so many over-inflated balloons.

Iyoko
XXXXed Thursday, January 15, 2004 @ 09:50 p.m.

sex jams - [Cocteau Twins - Heaven or Las Vegas]

Huh, and I always thought Heaven was Las Vegas. o_O

Anyways, I have buttloads of work to do, but I just feel so tired and run down that I just don't care any more. It's depressing to work so hard for something that I don't even care about, and push aside the things that I actually want to do. So I end up doing both, and I feel like I never even have time for my friends anymore. Then add the massive amounts of homework and SAT pressure, and I end up feeling... frustratingly stressed. Kinda like tonguing an electric outlet.

I feel like giving up. I want to stay at home all day, sip at 50 different types of tea within the course of the day, and read.

Which reminds me. I have to pick up the next volume of Petshop next time I go to Borders. I'm in love with Count D. <3

Iyoko
XXXXed Wednesday, January 14, 2004 @ 10:03 p.m.

sex jams - [Psycho le Cemu - Gekiai Merry-go-round]

Doumo, Kika. <3

Saru: That sucks to your assmar.

Kikari
XXXXed Wednesday, January 14, 2004 @ 09:08 p.m.

sex jams - [The Cure - Siamese Twins]

Iyoko:

the movie

SaruKame
XXXXed Tuesday, January 13, 2004 @ 10:07 p.m.

sex jams - [My Bloody Valentine - Off Your Face]

Wouldn't that add something like...144 more days to the year? We'd have to change the pace at which we revolve around the sun if we wanted to keep our calendars. This, all in the name of Iyoko.

My school is incredibly stupid. I mean, it's beyond stupid now. For the last eight or nine years, we've had block days on Wednesday on Thursday, as opposed to every other school in the district who only has one block day. What this means is that we're not in school for the required amount of time, and thus our education/graduation would "not really count" for college. And they only realized this now.

Anyway, the Idiots That Be are considering having seven periods. Stab stab stab.

Iyoko
XXXXed Tuesday, January 13, 2004 @ 10:35 p.m.

sex jams - [Gackt - Fragrance]

Fuckfuckfuck. Goddamn it, I hate having every Saturday until May filled up. There's a Festival of Friendship at the Cerritos Mall on February 7th that I'm supposed to dance in, and I don't even know if I can participate because I have a competition at Los Altos that day. Our dance at the festival should be over with by 12:30 at the latest, so I'm hoping we don't perform until late that day so I can make it to both. But now, I have to give up the Key Club convention because it's on the weekend of the 3rd in April. I have another competition that day, and I can't give that up because it's right before nationals.

God, I really hate sacrificing everything for colorguard, but I don't think I could give up cg for anything else, either. I hate this. They need to add at least 2 more days to the week. It'll be Monday-Sunday, Iyokoday, then Iyokoday2. :D

Iyoko
XXXXed Tuesday, January 13, 2004 @ 10:05 p.m.

sex jams - [Plastic Tree - Cream]

Yeah. ¬ ¬

Anyways, give me money. Help send a little girl dressed as a ho to an anime convention full of perverts.

SaruKame
XXXXed Tuesday, January 13, 2004 @ 08:10 p.m.

sex jams - [Foetus - Hammer Falls]

What's worse is that half of the reviews were actually positive. ¬ ¬

Iyoko
XXXXed Tuesday, January 13, 2004 @ 07:59 p.m.

sex jams - [The Cure - Last Dance]

*kills self*

This is why idiots should never be allowed access to the internet.

Iyoko
XXXXed Monday, January 12, 2004 @ 10:21 p.m.

sex jams - [Plastic Tree - Sangatsu Itsuka]

Took pictures of my neighbor's funkay house, and I might post them tomorrow. I'm rather tired, I have much homework, and two huge exams to study for tomorrow. Plus, I've been running on nothing but adrenaline and apple chew candy for the past few days, so I'm a little S(12Okdc l2k3u0912j8slf@!!!

I can't wait until the goddamn weekend.

Iyoko
XXXXed Sunday, January 11, 2004 @ 09:34 p.m.

sex jams - [Cocteau Twins - The Thinner the Air (Massive Attack Remix)]

We did pretty good at the eval. show yesterday. A bunch of band members came to help carry our shit, and I'm superfuckinggrateful because that means it's so much easier to get around when you have a group of guys lugging around the heavyass floors for you. Especially since we have two this year. That's over 700 pounds of crap. @w@

Had practice early this morning, and I could barely drag my wretched body out of bed. Went back to school after lunch to support Black Knights, then came home and took pictures of the stuff I have to sell on ebay so I can afford the hookerboots I need for cosplay. I'm totemo sad, because I'm selling some of my beloved magazines and CDs (that are in perfect condition, wink wink).

Right now, finishing up a study sheet for the goddamn history exam that's coming up soon. My body is sore, and I'm tired as hell. All I want is somebody to jerk my body in a twisty shape, massage me into a puddle of glop, then drop me into bed. >F

I don't want to go to school tomorrow.

Iyoko
XXXXed Friday, January 9, 2004 @ 09:44 p.m.

sex jams - [Cocteau Twins - This Love]

I found this box set of 10 Cocteau Twins singles on ebay, but everybody and their inbred cousin is bidding on it. I can't afford it right now, and there's no way I can get handfuls of money in four days.

I went to go watch The House of Sand and Fog w/ Kika and Sharon today. It was fanfuckingtastical. I hate the deputy guy (But so does everybody who has seen the movie.) After the movie, we participated in a movie-survey thing. Some people had us watch the preview for The Perfect Score and rate the commercial, etc. Circled a bunch of numbers, then went home. I watched Love is the Devil, the Francis Bacon movie. There were no subtitles, and I could barely keep up with their dialogue (especially in pub scenes) when they try to slur their words around their cigarettes and you can hardly hear what they're trying to say. And what you do hear, you have to run it through a Brit-speak translation in your head to fully understand. It was okay. Not exceptional, but it didn't suck. I was half-asleep, so I might watch it again in the future when I'm fully aware.

Evaluation Show at Fountain Valley tomorrow. It's basically a competition, but with no awards. The judges just give you advice on how to improve the show while it's still in its beginning stages, so you can fix it before it's too late. First show of the season, but it doesn't seem to register in my mind. I'll get excited about it when it's too late, like always. :/

SaruKame
XXXXed Friday, January 9, 2004 @ 04:57 p.m.

sex jams - [My Bloody Valentine - Sometimes]

Christ. I got an hour and a half of sleep. -detaches penis and proceeds to impale head with it-

SaruKame
XXXXed Friday, January 9, 2004 @ 02:58 a.m.

sex jams - [Mazzy Star - Wasted]

Nearly done. It is donkey feces and goat innards on paper, but I don't care. Nor do I care what Bruce Wayne says, I need myself some sleep.

SaruKame
XXXXed Thursday, January 8, 2004 @ 11:45 p.m.

sex jams - []

Okay, I'm going to start on it now.

SaruKame
XXXXed Thursday, January 8, 2004 @ 08:55 p.m.

sex jams - [Cat Power - He War]

I am majorly fucked right now. Stupid Physics project. The thought of it lying unfinished, nay unbegun, is like a taunting arrow tipped with the poison of insanity driven through my decaying mind.

It also pushes me to create horrid prose.

Iyoko
XXXXed Tuesday, January 6, 2004 @ 11:06 p.m.

sex jams - [The Autumns - Pales Trembles a Gale]

Almost finished with project. Fuck graphing, I'm only going to have 1 graph. >F

SaruKame
XXXXed Monday, January 5, 2004 @ 08:12 p.m.

sex jams - [Mazzy Star - She's My Baby]

Yes! I temporarily have the Internet back. Good-bye homework, hello hardcore dog-on-baby porn.

Iyoko
XXXXed Saturday, January 3, 2004 @ 04:41 p.m.

sex jams - [SADS - PORNO STAR]

I hate this algebra project. *vomits blood*

Iyoko
XXXXed Saturday, January 3, 2004 @ 03:01 p.m.

sex jams - []

All parents complain, no kids clean. Ever.

Krispi
XXXXed Friday, January 2, 2004 @ 04:12 p.m.

sex jams - [Electric Six - Gay Bar]

Man... i need to clean my room. i wonder how many kids now actually clean their room anymore... do asian parents complain about their kid's rooms?

Iyoko
XXXXed Friday, January 2, 2004 @ 11:53 a.m.

sex jams - [SADS - PORNO STAR]

Yeah, Happy Ass-slapping New Years to everybody. I can use the SuperGlamtastic Nightmare Before Christmas calendar that Kika bought me. <3

Watched Big Fish yesterday. It was full of rock, and top of cool as well. Now I just need to find time to watch Peter Pan. Flying half-naked children: why NOT? :D

Iyoko
XXXXed Saturday, December 27, 2003 @ 09:49 p.m.

sex jams - [Do as Infinity - Week!]

I archived ze page. Number 91. %D