anyway, selamat advanced hari raya to one and all. get rid of them dust!

who should i go for?!

Anyway.

Check out what happened our next door neighbour yesterday.
Whoever came up with the term "float like a feather".... eat ur words. I present to you....

....a floating crane.

Like a Transformer doing a balancing act. That was totally a HOLYSHITWHATTHEHELLHAPPENED moment. The situation looks like those "why female drivers are bad" type of emails circulating around with pics of the cars (not the females) in weird positions..

Ash to return to the East
"10 years after our last eventful trip to Singapore, Ash will return on October 2nd to headline an outdoor event at Fort Canning Park during the Singapore Beer Festival.

The last time we visited Singapore we played Club Zouk and what happened was nothing short of a massacre, of ourselves. How no-one actually died of alcohol poisoning we'll never know but it will long be remembered in Ash history as the Night of the smelling salts...

Singapore was the inspiration behind Singapore Song which Tim wrote there. It was later renamed Seventh Circle and released as a b-side to last years single End Of The World."

Is 2008 happpening or what. It just gets better every year. Then theres also the disgust of seeing death cab tix being sold at ebay for $800 - gi telan ah tu teket. cam obs and kanye ("kauuzz" hip hop siols su -- gi telan. music's music, after all. open up people.

anyway, new season is up next week. exciting. seeing the new spurs scares the shit outta me. "WE" feel threatened. anyway, heres a nice optimistic quote from the setanta man himself.
"Man United and Chelsea will be fighting but one day Liverpool are going to get that title. I think it might be this year." -- Jose Mourinho.
(finally smthg from him worthy of a quote on deadwhite.pitas.com. haaah!)

Q magazine named ASH #2 in on their list of "The 50 Bands To See Before You Die".

With a career spanning 16 years, there's no doubt that ASH are one of today's most accomplished live acts.

ASH are:
Rick McMurray
Mark Hamilton
Tim Wheeler

Don't miss your chance to see them Live at Fort Canning Park on October 2nd during the Singapore Beer Festival.

Tickets will go on sale August 14th at all Sistic outlets, www.sistic.com.sg or by calling (65) 6348 5555.

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You want me?
Fucking well come and find me
I'll be waiting
With a gun and a pack of sandwiches
And nothing
Nothing
Nothing
Nothing

You want me?
Well come on and break the door down
You want me?
Fucking come on and break the door down
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready

seriously how do others do it?

Pack and get dressed
Before your father hears us
Before.. all hell.. breaks loose.

Breathe... keep breathing
Don't lose.. your nerve.
Breathe... keep breathing
I can't do this.. alone.

Sing us a song
A song to keep us warm
There's such a chill
Such a CHILL.

You can laugh
A spineless laugh
We hope your rules and wisdom choke you
Now we are one
In everlasting peace

We hope that you choke.. that you choke
We hope that you choke.. that you choke
We hope that you choke.. that you choke

its exactly one year into this job. must be a miracle that i made it this "far". neither did i know i can be so nasty..sometimes the stress makes you say things you never thought u were capable of.the temper is short . i can understand why the dragon behaves the way she does. maybe if im in her shoes, i will also become the #1 dragon of a bitch that she is. i guess thats how ppl climb up the ladder - by screaming and shouting like a siao char bor and then taking out a big long sword when the table is all lined up with bowed heads. and i dunno why ppl are so GOD DAMN eager to please these dragons. one passing sentence can start a hurricane of exaggerated kinetics. For example if tha dragon says "wow, your office is quite cold". you straightaway start calling people to buy her a jacket, RUN to the air con control and turn it up, and THEN get her a cup of hot tea to warm her down. like hello?! thats y ive always preferred running events for "the humble one" of the 5 BIG HEADS running district im werking at. theres a reason why we can never meet deadlines - thats because you cant make up your freakin mind what you want in the materials u asked us to do. and the idealogy of a perfect employee is someone who always goes "Yes Madam". 2 days before an event and you ask us to change the entire layout? "Yes Madam". Even superman will ROTFL. ahahahah.... its one year wayyyy to long, suckers. like one of my darling colleagues told me the best motto is... "Fuck it, if they think I cant do the job well enough, then by all means, tell them to get someone better."