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DISCLAIMER: AS A JOURNALIST, I CANNOT JUDGE PEOPLE FROM THEIR PERSONALITIES, ONLY BY FACTS. YOU HAVE NO REASON TO GET MAD AT ME IF I TELL THE TRUTH FROM MY PERSPECTIVE!!! I DO NOT WANT TO HURT ANYONE... THIS APPLIES TO ALL DAILY PROPHET STAFF MEMBERS!!!
Editor-In-Chief: Mary Jane Parkinson
EMBARRASSING MOMENTS!!!
i had this HUGE crush on this reallllly hott guy so i tried to impress him by wearin a tight short skirt i bought the other day!!it was soooo cute well when i walked by him i had reallly high heels on so i tried to impress him by flirting well of course i looked like an idiot cuz i blew him a kiss he laughed and i walked right into an open locker (as i stared at him) knocking over 5 people!!i was horified!!and to top it all off my skirt went up!!he called me smarty pants for the rest of the year and i never wore that skirt agin and he asked me where it was and asked if he could borrow it!!!
~Parvati Teneyck
Editor-In-Chief: Mary Jane Parkinson
ARTICLES
The Tasty Job of Mr. Longbottom
By Andrew Longbottom
Andrew Longbottom, old headmaster of Hogwarts, is now working in co-operation with Honeydukes and Zonko's Joke Shop. He is there to invent different types of sweets and jokes in the wizarding world. These sweets bring a much needed laugh, especially at Hogwarts, was there has been much trouble with the "Trisha Potter" scandal, he says "I make the sweets for everyone's enjoyment. The jokes for a bit of a laughter. It is very satisfying." It appears he is enjoying his time in Hogsmeade.
Framer Has Intentions to Frame ME!!!!
By Emiliza
Earlier today around 12:45 am. I was trying to write an article when all of a sudden a note from the framer was sent to me. Weird thing was the net was down the time of the note was seen. It was terrifying. The note said " You dont know who was framed you are next". I dont remember the actual words, the note was deleted later that day. It was sent to me under the saving name of "bg". And I think the framer has intentions to frame me! I talked to the so called "framer" yesterday 8/11. They said they knew me and well they were also located in 3 other houses. Sort of. The framer has access to 3 different accounts, all belonging to 3 different houses. These houses are Gryffindor, Ravenclaw and Slytherin. My question is why those houses and why not also Hufflepuff. An anonymus source named "Oddsr4me" IM me at AIM and said at 10pm a so called framer will talk to me. The so called framer was "Inx2b4". "It" said that we are banning and blaming the wrong people. So by my assumption, if this is true the "framer" will frame people that werent accused like me. Everyone beware!!!! Be on the look out of the framer, so far by the look of it I think the framer is framing people that are: Helping solve the case or are people that are really silent at the school. This is Emiliza *scared and wants to find the framer before someone else is framed!*
*Just a little hint (if you have windows): If a note appears on you comp every time you turn on your computer, to make the note not come on everytime you turn on your computer just go to start, programs and then start up. The you should know the rest.
Did Trisha's Framer Also Have a Framer?
by MJ Parkinson, EIC
Trisha Potter's framer, who was recently captured and whose case is being reviewed, denied taggin in the Great Hall tag-board:
???: what she knew it was kevin ahahahaha! (spells stops gets up) Freezelio! freezes the headmaster and runs. turns and yells HEY WHO'S KEVIN. THEN EXITS.
???: ok IM KEVIN alright geeze you guys are crazy and i gotta go with the story
???: Hits me with force i freeze and fall to teh ground.
???: she has done horrible things to me you would not enjoy
???: One i will tell you i am male
???: Trisha Potter deserves Azkaban for what she did to me ???: aaahh that is information you are not aware of
???: Once more i say "floodius" mud starts to flood the great hall hit everything (not like a wipe stuff out flood but a small ankle deep flood)
???: yes record in daily prophet
???: ahhh even better (over turns teh tables in the great hall)
???: in big letters
???: haha (takes out wand) here we go ( writes trisha potter stinks on the wall)
???: dum de dum dum dum
In this shocking portrayal, two people are "supposedly" being framed: Kevin (possible Lea Ruebsamen's relative) and/or Caitlin Weasley.
Also, while the Headmaster was boredly waiting for a random student to come and join him in the Dueling Club, the ??? person came and left, saying something like "CRIME IS FUN!", and also came back later while the Headmaster AND Headmistress were there trying to stop him/her, replying their questioning with, "I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO SAY SOMETHING!" and then ignoring them, then leaving.
Who is this mystery person? We may never know...
Editor-In-Chief: Mary Jane Parkinson
ASK ALLIE
by Hermione Gyra
Ask Allie appears every day. E-Mail her at gyra70503@yahoo.com with the subject Ask Allie c/o the Daily Prophet.
Editor-In-Chief: Mary Jane Parkinson
GOSSIP
GOSSIP GIRL
by Kercheekist
Gossip Girl appears every day. E-Mail her with any juicy gossip at lovelylue_88@hotmail.com with subject Gossip Girl c/o the Daily Prophet.
Editor-In-Chief: Mary Jane Parkinson
CREATIVE CORNER
Everyday I wonder
I wonder if you're here
Everyday I wonder
I wonder what you fear
Everyday I wonder
If its you I see
Everyday I wonder
If we're meant to be
Everyday I wonder
What you see in me
Everyday I wonder
If it's reality
Everyday I wonder
How I end up this way
Everyday I wonder
I wonder if you'll stay
Everyday I wonder
I wonder about you
Everyday I wonder
I wonder why you're blue
Everyday I wonder
I wonder why you're moan
Everyday I wonder
Why you're so alone
Everyday I wonder
I wonder why you're crude
Everyday I wonder
I wonder why you're rude
Everyday I wonder
I wonder just for you
Everyday I wonder
No wonder it is true!
~by Emiliza, Ravenclaw
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