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Trisha Potter: Innocent, Framed, or 100% Guilty?
written by MJ Parkinson in 3rd person

The startling news of Trisha Potter's framer getting back in action is pretty much ruining the Headmistress' life (moi.) After a petty promise to herself to get some decent sleep, she discovered another abusive post in the Gryffindor common room and decided to investigate. Parkinson, now 18, has spent many sleepless nights updating her beloved HoGwArTs. She has also recently befriended Trisha Potter, whom she believes to be innocent...

But now she may be having second thoughts.

There have not been many members who have abused their privileges other than the previous Headmaster himself. Parkinson is sure that the culprit is a true Gryffindor, but who exactly was it?

She has already crossed these people off her "suspicious Gryffindors" list:
Evelina Dumbledore, Alex Potter, Heather Feather, Garnet Felton, Candy, Aquamarine, Eliza Dumbledore, Josh, Freya Aswynn, Ron, and Zoe Spellman.

Could it be that someone who may or may not be an enemy of Trisha, an ex-boyfriend of Trisha, or even Trisha herself is causing this disturbing issue?

Only time can tell.

The New Leads On Trisha Potter:

Innocent? Or Guilty?

Trisha Potter...the biggest mystery of many in the Hogwarts Castle. Rumors are flying everywhere about the framer and the TRUE story. Unfortunately, as much as we'd like to say that we have the answer, there is no evidence supporting anything. This evening in a chat with Lynne Love, Headmistress Parkinson, and myself, Zoe Spellman, we uncovered some clear facts that were staring us in the face. In the Gryfinndor common room's message board we have some support for what may lead us to our framer. Here are our few clues that I myself and other Hogwarts teachers will investigate:

If you are a Gryffindor you'll notice the message author is "Trisha Potter" Sound familiar?! Yes, she's the one who's being framed big time and was already banned from Hogwarts...but she was invited back as she is innocent. The time the message was written. 2:00 AM? Perhaps this student lives on the other side of the globe, but the time is most peculiar. Several messages were posted BEFORE the threat at 2:01AM and 1:51AM. These too were posted by Trisha Potter. Trisha's email is also available in the posted message.
The messages that were previously posted at the SAME time that night and by the SAME person, were completely normal posting on a normal gryfinndor message board.

What I Think: The framer could be many people, but the position Trisha is left in is a tricky one indeed. The posting could be leading to peculiar questions about Trisha herself. The posting lead every clue pointing to herself. Here are the three posting put up that one mysterious night:
1st Message:

There was absolutely nothing in the first posting on the message boards that night. Just a blank box. This posting was called "(No Subject)", and that was indeed correct.

2nd Message: sry! just another message about the yule ball . .someone PLEEZE GO WITH WITH ME?!!!

This message was called "re:(No Subject)" A natural, innocent post. But not the one posted exactly 9 minutes later by what seems to be the SAME PERSON.

3rd Message: HAHAAHAHAHAHAA ...ive noticed that noone hads yet to destroy the RAVENCLAWS!!! wats wrtong with u people?? are u all that fat that you cant just move ur fingers on into the ravenclaw common room and DESTROY???? are u as fat as that headmistress???? i mean come on!!! "POOR TRISHA POOTER" BOOOOHOOOO!!!!well ill ghet her!!! i know where she lives . . .and im ganna give her something worse than a lightning bolt scar on her forhead!!!
you'll see!! she wont be comin back to hogwarts ne time soon !!!

hahaha
___

Could this perhaps be the work of Trisha Potter herself? The name is in question. Perhaps Trisha Potter wanted to stir something up? Or then again, it's equally possible that the framer is disguising himself as Trisha Potter to make us think just that. The framer would have to be a Gryffindor, unless he has the password into the common room. Perhaps Professor Parkinson should consider changing the password to see the outcome. An email will be sent to Trisha Potter for any information and perhaps an interview. Also, I myself will be investigating all posts reguarding Ravenclaw, Gryffindor, and most importantly, Trisha Potter. That's all for tonight, I'm Zoe Spellman saying Peace Out!

HAHAAHAHAHAHAA ...ive noticed that noone hads yet to destroy the RAVENCLAWS!!! wats wrtong with u people?? are u all that fat that you cant just move ur fingers on into the ravenclaw common room and DESTROY???? are u as fat as that headmistress???? i mean come on!!! "POOR TRISHA POOTER" BOOOOHOOOO!!!!well ill ghet her!!! i know where she lives . . .and im ganna give her something worse than a lightning bolt scar on her forhead!!! you'll see!! she wont be comin back to hogwarts ne time soon !!!hahaha

That was all that was posted. As I talked to the Headmistress she began to carefully read over the message and this is what she said:

Headmistress Parkinson says:
oh my gosh... ganna... ne... that sounds sort of like... GARNET!
Headmistress Parkinson says:
yes
Headmistress Parkinson says:
she's the only person i knw who says ganna!

So, the one thing on our minds is has the framer been discovered? Is Garnet Felton really the one sending the threats? Or is it someone else?
The Headmistress would like to put all students and faculty on the alert for any unusual activity in the common rooms and on the message boards. We must put a stop to this.
This is Lynne Love with a Daily Prophet News Flash.

Before Dumbledore retired he had a phoenix. Many people thought that Dumbledore would give the Phoenix to the new Headmaster but instead he gave it to Headmistress Parkinson. Headmistress Parkinson says proudly, "Dumbledore gave me the Phoenix because I was the cuter one". Now the new Headmaster is jealous because the Headmistress has a pet and out of all the pets it was a phoenix. Of course if it were possible he would go to the store and get one but he is jealous and argues for Fawkes. Just yesterday in the earlier hours of the day, Headmaster Aaden and Headmistress MJ had an argument. It was about who would lay possession of Fawkes. The argument lasted for an hour until the Headmaster gave up , seeing as the Headmistress wouldn't take "no" for an answer. So that was it. The argument over who would the possession of the phoenix was over. But the Headmistress doubts that the argument of the phoenix will ever end.

As everyone knows, when Muggles look at Hogwarts they see the old remnants of what might have been a castle at one time. It's nothing but a big pile of stones. Well, tuesday morning a crew of muggle construction workers with big, noisy machines called "cranes" and "bulldozers" attempted to tear down the "ruins" that they saw in preparation for a new highway that is to be built. It took a number of wizards and witches from the Ministry to turn away the workers and their machines. A strong memory charm had to be used on a couple of the workers who somehow broke through the barrier and saw Hogwarts. The Ministress gave us a statement on the issue: "The situation is now under control and we are working on a strong charm to repel Muggles." Thats all the news we have on this situation. This is Lynne Love for the Daily Prophet.

Harry Potter Finds Family With Deadly Consequences
By Emiliza

On July 31, 1980, everyone knows that Harry Potter was born. What people don't know is that Harry has a twin sister. Her name is Haley. Lily and James thought they only had a boy. They didn't know they had twins. Right when Lily gave birth to Harry, out came Haley. But Haley was taken from her parents and was kidnapped by a doctor. What people don't know was that the doctor was one of you-know-who's followers. So when Haley was kidnapped she was raised by you-know who. You-know who taught her everything. He told her she had a no good brother name Harry. Haley grew up hating Harry and trying to one day finish him off.

One foggy day in the year 2010 when they were both 25, Haley came looking for Harry and wanting to kill him. Haley found Harry in the Forbidden Forest gathering some plants for a potion. When Harry saw Haley he was shocked. She looked exactly like her but in a female version without the scar. Haley said that she was his sister and wanted to kill him. Harry was so happy he found family he just wasn't happy that his family was trying to kill him. So of course Haley took out her wand and but some really bad curses on him, and they all worked. She would but curses and spells on Harry, but he did absoultly nothing because Haley put a spell where he is paralized. Haley knew Harry was going to die, she knew someone was. So to finnish Harry off she made him drink a potion she made, she made him drink it by her holding on to the bottle while he drank. The potion was a potion that gives death in an instant. Any contact whatsoever will make you die. At the very second Harry was about to be forced to drink the potion something happened. Haley disappeared. Harry was left there in the Forbidden Forest, paralized and unable to yell. The only thing he was able to do wait and think. Harry knows he will meet his sister again, one day.

This seems to be one of the biggest issues in Hogwarts lately. Does anyone really actually know who framed her? Could it be a member of Hogwarts who was jealous? Or could it have been a mysterious person who wasn't even a part of Hogwarts and found out somehow and wanted to be mean? Could it have been a mad boyfriend or jealous friend? And with all those anonymous names, it could be anyone or it could have been a group working together. There are many rumors going on about the "whodunit", and the "when". Until further notice, it will stay confusing.

HEADMASTER QUITS OR WAS HE FIRED?!

Hi everyone I have a great story for you today. It is about our OLD headmaster. In an interview which my co-worker Lynne Love witnessed it is very clear you should not mess with Headmistress Parkinson. In the interview Andrew Longbottom says and I quote: "stop ganging up on me or I will turn you both into newts!" When we all read this we thought to our selves "What an awful Headmaster!" Well sources say Headmistress Parkinson was thinking along the same lines as us...........
I will quote a few lines from this disgusting interview which was supposed to be very pleasant!

Lynne= when did you get the idea to make this site
Headmistress= Andrew? Lynne asked you a *VERY* important Question.....
Headmaster= errrrrrm, errrrrrrrm
Lynne= If it is to personal I understand
Headmistress= Oh, not personal at all Lynne ask him again maybe he didn't understand the question.
Lynne= * ASKS QUESTION AGAIN *
Headmaster= well i wasn't involved in making it at all

And then he started sucking up to our Headmistress.

We all know that Andrew Longbottom is now banned from the fantastic site.

Did he really really hate our school?
Or was it an act?
This we may never know.

By Britta Daily Prophet Reporter
Currently residing in Australia

By Emiliza, Junior Editor,with help in writing and editing by Mary Jane Parkinson, EIC

Harry Potter, now 18, has been having a secret affair with Pansy Parkinson. Yes Pansy the girl Draco Malfoy, another Slytherin, took to the Yule Ball. Harry remembers that in the beginning her was supposed to be in Slytherin, so now he is regretting not being in Slytherin before. Secretly Harry thinks he is in love with Pansy. We got a secret editor to ask Pansy how she felt about Harry and she says and we quote, "Being with Harry has made me the happiest woman ever."

Just yesterday we went spying on Harry and Pansy to this special restaurant called "Enchantment" a very trendy, romantic and expensive restaurant. Enchantment is found in downtown Knockturn Alley. One of our very own spies was there are a waitress. She overheard Harry ask Pansy to marry him. The exact words were "Pansy, I love you, will you marry me?" Of course Pansy agreed because she loves him. So Pansy told Harry she had an idea and decided to elope with Harry. She didn't tell him why, Harry just agreed to eloping. But many of us know that the only reason why she is eloping is because if anyone finds out that she would be marrying a Gryffindor she would be a disgrace to Slytherin.

Today at 12 am, midnight, Harry Potter and his fiance for 3 hours eloped. They are now officially married. Patti Parkinson, Pansy's worried and angry mother, is currently filing for a missing person report, while her daughter Pansy is in a secret magical resort on her honeymoon.

by Hermione Gyra

Dear Allie,

I like my best friend and another friend. What should I do. i am really confused. I have been thinking about this a lot. And I could never decide who to choose. hmph..

Sincerely,
Confused

Dear Confused,
It's okay to have more than one. You should treat them equally.

Dear Allie,
There is a guy that has been really mean to me. He insults me yet he says he has fell in love with my best friend, whom he has never met or even seen. He is ALSO my ex-BF who cheated on me & lied to me! I absolutely HATE him now, but he keeps on "online" stalking me and saying uh... dirty things about me! What should I do?
~So Annoyed

Dear Annoyed,
There isn't much I can do about this, he's just saying he likes your friend to make you mad. You should change your user name.

Ask Allie appears every day. E-Mail her at gyra70503@yahoo.com with the subject Ask Allie c/o the Daily Prophet.