I guess this interview ticked him off? Andrew Longbottom quit his job as Headmaster after this interview...
This interview was made through the connections of Headmistress Parkinson and MSN Messenger... :)
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Headmaster Longbottom, meet Lynne Love, reporter for Daily Prophet
Sarah says:
Hello Headmaster
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
She's here to ask us some questions
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
hello
Sarah says:
ok first things first How are you both doing? Excited about the start of the term?
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Yes, very
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
im ok
Sarah says:
Thats wonderful
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
So, do you have any questions?
Sarah says:
A few
Sarah says:
When did you two get the idea to make the site?
Sarah says:
And what did you have in mind?
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
*coughs*
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Andrew? Lynne asked you a *VERY* important question...
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
errrm
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
errrm
Sarah says:
If it's too personal I understand
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Oh, not personal at all, Lynne
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Ask him again, maybe he didn't understand the question
Sarah says:
Ok....When did the two of you get the idea to make the site and what did you have in mind when you created it?
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
well i wasnt involed in making it at all
Sarah says:
Ok
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
it was all the wounderful work of are wonderful headmistress
Sarah says:
How did you get the Headmaster Position?
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
i asked
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Why thank you
Sarah says:
I do agree she is a great Headmistress
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Thank you once again, Lynne, dah-ling...
Sarah says:
We all on this site are fans of the Harry Potter books....What would you say is your favorite and why?
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
i like the third one, but i like the fourth best
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
I would HAVE to say the Goblet of Fire... most romance and the third one is good, so is the second, and so is the first...
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
But they're all so good...
Sarah says:
Wonderful answers....
Sarah says:
I do agree with you both
Sarah says:
Headmaster how do you feel about the race for the House cup?
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
as i am head of Hufflepuff, i feel im leaning towards hufflepuff to win
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
but thats being bias
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Same as my loyalty to Gryffindor... but yes, ... I feel I shall act like the previous Headmistress, Professor Minerva McGonnagall...
Sarah says:
*nods*
Sarah says:
The Yule Ball is one of the biggest events in the school year. Sources say that the two of you have decided to go with other people instead of together. I was wondering if I could get a comment on that?
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
errrm
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Yes, that is true...
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
It turns out Headmaster Longbottom is VERY annoying...
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
we feel it is more profetional this way
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
professional...
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
yea thats what i said
Sarah says:
I see...
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
We don't feel it would work out
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Co-worker to co-worker relationships don't usually last very long
Sarah says:
*nods*
Sarah says:
Just a couple more questions...
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Of course...
Sarah says:
Are there to be any new features on the site?
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
I'm not sure... but when term starts officially (midnite here) then Diagon Alley will no longer be accessible to students...
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Of course, with the immense and SURPRISING popularity this site has created, I'm sure that will change soon, meaning there will be a new page or two...
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
*sings randomly during the interview*
Sarah says:
and I am assuming that since there are no Third years Hogsmeade will also be inaccesible?
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
*falls asleep*
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Oh, Hogsmeade is a mutual community, it is accessible to everyone
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
*slaps Headmaster awake*
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
sorry dosed off there
Sarah says:
One last question for the Headmaster
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
How rude! That'll make the front page all right, "HEADMASTER FALLS ASLEEP DURING INTERVIEW"
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
ask away
Sarah says:
Are you planning on contributing more to this site in the future?
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
He's not contributing much currently either
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
So don't plan on it
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
i feel the headmistress has it all under control
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Yup, dumping all the work on the Headmistress
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
That's what we'll all do!
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Did Dumbledore do that?
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Did he?
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
yes
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
who read out the names of the 1st years
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Wow, names!
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
not dumbledore
Sarah says:
I'm sure there are some very willing students out there who would help in the event that the Headmistress needed the extra help.
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Yes, Hermione Gyra has already helped me more than the Headmaster
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
In fact, Headmaster Longbottom is more of an annoying distraction than a help
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
stop ganging up on me or i'll turn u both into newts
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Ganging up on you?
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
*gets his wand out*
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
*aims*
Sarah says:
*backs away*
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Ha. "HEADMASTER TURNS HELPLESS HEADMISTRESS AND STUDENT INTO NEWTS!"
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Sure, you'll NOT go to Azkaban for that
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
its not ilegal
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
It is here
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
i see no rule stating this
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
I see no rule stating that you MUST be headmaster
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
nor do i but u insist on keeping me on
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
I know a guy MUCH more knowledgable in the field than me
Sarah says:
Headmaster I apologise for the appearance that we are "ganging up" on you as you've stated, but I am only doing my job.
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
than you *
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
I insisted just for this interview
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
After this, you can go outtie
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
*puts his wand away*
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
any more questions
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
*takes out wand and polishes it*
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
*ahem...*
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
*sparks fly out of wand*
Sarah says:
I was going to ask your feeling on the new developments with Trisha Potter, but if you'd rather not....
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
*ducks*
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Sparks flew when Harry polished his wand
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
during the Triwizard Tournament of long ago
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
i recall
Sarah says:
*nods*
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
is the interveiw over?
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
No
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
You have no reason to fear me, Andrew...
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
i hear no questions
Sarah says:
*sits quietly*
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
*blows on wand*
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
well
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
sarah
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
ask
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
LYNNE!
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
If you must ask, ask professionally
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Please use her HoGwArTs name.
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
oh im to bizzy to worry about names
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
YOU THINK YOU'RE BUSY?
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
lol
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
Please change your name at the top then please
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
so i know
Sarah says:
better, sir?
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
*sighs*
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
yes
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
carry on
Sarah says:
well as I mentioned before...I was wondering your thoughts on the Trisha Potter fiasco
Sarah says:
(sp)
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
It's perfect, the spelling
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Don't worry
Sarah says:
I have a fear of misspelling things
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
i am dislexic
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
LOL.
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
DYSLEXIC
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
what eva
Sarah says:
soo...umm your thoughts sir?
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
i do not know enough on the case in question to coment
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
*frowns* If you are going to be dyslexic, misspell it right or don't misspell it!
Sarah says:
Even though she was part of your own house?
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Oh, no, she wasn't
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Sorry Lynne, but she was a Gryffindor
Sarah says:
ohh Im sorry
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
That was why Gryffindor was suddenly behind Ravenclaw in the beginning
Sarah says:
I mistyped
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
100 points from Gryff because of plagiarizing
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
They'll be talking about that one for months...'
Sarah says:
I apologise Head master
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
y do u apologise
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
It degrades you even more than you already are
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
how
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Sorry Lynne, I cannot do this interview with hostiility...
Sarah says:
Lynne Love -Daily Prophet Reporter- says:
Even though she was part of your own house?
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
if that is all im leaving
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Lynne, I still see your name as Sarah
Sarah says:
Thank you for the interview
Sarah says:
I'm sorry
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
*puts out his hand
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
*
Sarah says:
*shakes it*
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
you copied the ** frum me, andrew, didn't u?
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
i don't want you to give it up all up
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Running Away
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
i dont know what you mean
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
speak english
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
So why are you running away?
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
not elfish
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
I am, moron
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Elfish is this:
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
im bored
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Yop o u a rop e sop u cop hop a mop o rop o nop!
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
i have lots to do
Sarah says:
*giggles*
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Oh sure....
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
is there a problem
Sarah says:
I restate thank you for the interview
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Headmaster of Hogwarts, the slacker, has "lots to do"!
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
u cant speak to me like taht
Sarah says:
*shuts her mouth*
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Oh yes I can
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
no u cant deputy
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
I can ban you from Hogwarts just like i did to poor innocent Trisha
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
wopty do
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Well, then, I will
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
are you sure you want me to?
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
less scom for me to worry about
Sarah says:
*wonders if he meant scum*
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
LOL
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
*walks out off door and slams it shut*
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
I'm getting this, Lynne...
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Hmm...
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
*but lisons thorgh door*
Sarah says:
umm thats Listens sir
Sarah says:
and through
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
*listens toRunning Away by Hoobastank*
Sarah says:
and you missed a the
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Of course
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
He never bothers
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
This is why I know he is a slacker
Sarah says:
*keeps silent*
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
*coughs*
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
I never said anything
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
*walks in with his pensieve*
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
We're suddenly like an almost-hostile Harry and Malfoy...
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Pansy and Hermione...
Sarah says:
*holds on to her wand*
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
you lot are doing my head in
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Ron and... who knows...
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
You know that you don't have a pensieve, right?
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
i do
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
dumbledore gave me it
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
No you don't
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
No, Dumbledore gave me his, since I re-made his beloved school
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
unlike some people
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
I used my brain and my knowledge of HTML to re-build an old, beloved education center
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
again i ask if there are going to be any more questions asked in this interveiw
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
And what did YOU do to help me?
Sarah says:
I thanked you for the interview twice sir
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
then y are we all still here
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
We're talking
Sarah says:
I dont know, sir.
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
I have not shook Lynne's hand yet
Sarah says:
I havent been dismissed by the Headmistress, sir.
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
Headmaster, please leave
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
I would like to speak to Lynne.
please call me mr griffin - thank u says:
i will leave now
HoGwArTs Headmistress says:
GO THEN!