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like gag me with a spoooooon I'm so suuuuuuure.... TOtallyyyyy... Tues|05.14 Sos I drag out some stoof becuss eet ees last free "throw out junke" day in buldink, and I wafe gootbuy to me green chair thatss bin wit me trew tick and tin. Seence the year uff 1990 und it was in my buoyfrint's and my apt., unbeknownst. Okay we knew and we TOOK it, seeee? What of it. Eets leetle twin cries out fur it to no afail. One chair I keep, one chair I leaf. I am sorry that this is how it is. It is Cleo's Choice. Cat ees tossing her own salad as I type. Now she crunch some fude. No wait--she has changed her miund. She wandersss away. what song is it you wanna hear FREEEEE BIRRRRRD I heard it then Mon|05.13 Dooby dooby doo. HEY! You got doobie in my funk. 7-up. So in two dayyyyys I will be on a plaaaaaane overnight and won't be able to sleep on it, but hopefully won't be TOO uncomfortable despite being way too close to a bunch of strangers who will most likely be resenting me taking up too much seat and I will be folded up into myself like I don't know what but it won't make much difference, and I will be wearing my glasses which I can't really see out of, and I really hope no one like a security guard feels me up. OH GOOD LORD. Also I need to buy film. So my ex is supposed to drive me to the airport and feed my cat but I haven't talked to him in a while and I gotta call him today and I know I'll like, wake him up or something and he'll be all who are you? what time is it? Oh sure I'll be there and I HATE having to depend on other people for stuff, maybe I'll just take the samtrans. Oh it'll all work out. Then I'll sit at Avis for two or three hours waiting for my sisters who are coming in a bit later and I have Agatha Christie books from the library to read because they don't take much concentration and yet are comfortably distracting. So I can freak out AND read at the same time. YAY! Also I hope I can get a middle seat switched to aisle. Also I hope it's not AWFULLY hot although I know it will be. Hey I bought some short-sleeved shirts. Okay then. ALSO I WILL SEE MY FAMILY!!! ALSO I WILL MEET SOMEONES I KNOW BUT HAVE NEVER MET! ALSO I HOPEFULLY WILL SEE ONE PERSON I GREW UP NEXT DOOR TO!!! MAN. Then when I get home I'll be all sad because I miss everyone and then I'll see my cat and she'll be all, meow, and then another trip is over praise baby jesus. This took under five minutes to write. BEAT THAT! HAHAHAHA! M. A child. N. man. Sat|05.11 Things seen today: Reservoir Dogs action figures. Krusty the Klown doll "as featured in [that Halloween episode I don't remember the name of]". A man tattooed with flames along his jawline, where a beard would be. I took a nap (how surprising!) and dreamed about my Grandma's house (today is her birthday, if she were alive she would be 112) and it wasn't REALLY her house, but you know how it is anyway, despite what it looks like? And it was all closed up, there were all these empty rooms, but someone had left lights on and so I went around turning off lights and looking into boarded up rooms where I remembered things had happened, like my uncle had tried to build things in that room but I guess he gave up and boarded it up, and in that room, someone had tried to do something else and given up and put plywood in front of the door. My grandmother's things, like sweaters, were lying here and there and I picked them up, wondering how an unoccupied house could have lights on and sweaters on chairs. I thought someone must be coming here secretly and reminiscing. Or pretending the house was still alive. I thought it was probably my father. I turned off all the lights. I left the rooms that were blocked with plywood as they were, although I did look into them. Then I woke up and watched Mad TV. I have so much to do. My hair is all gone. Well there's a little left. I don't know what I was thinking. I mean I loved it at the time but now oh my god it's like ummmmm. Severe. Odd how passing people look at you differently depending on your haircut. I wonder what they're thinking. I mean yesterday and before that people were smiling at me, for some reason, and today they look like, not scared? But something. Maybe they're questioning my taste. I AM PROBABLY IMAGINING THE WHOLE THING IM SHUTTING UP NOW Good night. No it's NOT cheating to say this is Saturday, it still is to me. I don't care that it's 2:05. Martin Scorcese and a beautiful young Robbie Robertson are on my teevee, in "The Last Walz" part of VH1's MOVIES THAT ROCK! series. God they look good, the both of them. Maybe I'll watch Mean Streets again. Now see Scorcese's beard, just thin along his jawline? If he were the guy I'd seen today those would be flames baby. aRcHiVeS | hOmE |