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..this ain't over no not here not while i still need you around..


..push me around.
Let me take the one thats in my notebook of doom...
Name: Melinda..
N'name: Mindy **.Melina.** Mindocious.. Rhinestone Bull..
Age: almost 17.. almost
DOB: May 15
Height: 5'7"
Zodiac: Taurus.
Favourite Flower: Snapdragon; Daisies
Favourite Song: @ the moment.. Push and "Whats Yo' Fantasy"
Theme Song: Push. heheToo Bad About Your Girl.. oR SuperModel.
When I'm Upset: I play with makeup
I Feel Free When: I'm DRIVING


..push: Matchbox 20..
Said I dont know if i've ever been good enough.. im a little bit rusty.. and i think my head is caving in.. and i dont know if i've ever been really loved.. by a hand thats touched me..and i feel like somethings gonna give.. and im a little bit angry.. well this ain't over.. not here.. not while i still need you around you dont own me.. we're not changing.. yea we just might feel good i wanna push you around well i will well i will i wanna push youu down well i will well i will i wanna take you for granted. i wanna take you for granted. yea yea well i will well i dont know why you ever would lie to me.. like im a little untrusty when i think the truth is gonna hurt ya.. i dont know why you coulnt just stay with meyou couldnt stand to be near me.. when my face dont seem to wanna shine.. cause its a little bit dirty well... dont just stand there say nice things to me.. cause ive been cheated ive been wronged.. you dont know me.. well i cant change... well i wont do anything at all i wanna push you around well i will well i will i wanna push youu down well i will well i will i wanna take you for granted. i wanna take you for granted. yea yea well i will well oh, but dont bowl me over..just wait a minute well it kinda fell apart things get so crazy crazy.. dont rush this baby.. dont rush this baby.... baby.. i wanna push you around well i will well i will i wanna push youu down well i will well i will i wanna take you for granted. i wanna take you for granted. yea yea well i will well

oldies
! @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) - _ + +
everyone else..
Allyson-Babe
Maki


..+no.. damn YOU skanga+..
freaking stupid skanga (xanga) and your stupid little cliques =o( *pout* LOL you guys are all freaking lame-gay for doing that crap. i need new non skanga friends =o) j/j (that means jsut joking) muahaha.. ok.. so quote book times.. OMG DID I ALREADY BLOG ONCE TONIGHT?!? i totally forgot. hmm havent had a blog-memory-lapse since the ancient days when i would blog 4.2 billion times a day. BEFORE you guys all got skanga and then i couldnt leave stupid comments i hate you all. =o) quote book ? how bout the infamous "is the waffle hosue open?" MUAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA yea jess i know i said it. =oDDDDD oh well.. 'vettes for life babe =o) imma do a corvette themed blog layout. how bout it ? *die* yea right. ill do a blog layout based on my car which i love so mucho-lots. =oD okay well ig uess i'd better get going again. LOL
moi

i was pushed around on Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 12:51 a.m.

..+hair+..
well damn i got my hair cut yesterday. its uber short (up to my shoulders) and i think i hate it. *makes face* oh well. still think that one guy is cute. unf. he has issues. then theres the other one.. however. no. because ntohings ever going to happen b/w me and him.. cause he doesnt like me like that. and im not really sure i like him like that ;o)))) anyways.. everyone moved on from pitas and went and got their own domain (yea katie im calling you out hehe) or.. robin with her other one.. or james with his xanga which by the way how the hell do you say that? "skanga?" LMAO thats how imma say it. and im goign to verb the word. "oh ill get skanga on yo' ass" i was talkign tojacob and i think its awful funny that hes friends with me.. cause hes so the total opposite of me in like everyway besides blonde hair LOL.. and im so.. ditz? and hes so.. not ? iu dunno its weird =o) im fromt he wrong side of the tracks apparently. =oP cause i dont go tot he rich school with the snobby kids. i wonder if id fit in better there? (*dies of laughter*) anyway.. ill redo teh layout.. someday? i dont know i jsut need to get motivated and finda theme song. =oDDDD *innocent smile* i hate the damn cherries they make me want to drill my eyes out. =o) YAY okay well im out like a lightbulb thats been on all day =o)
mad love and stuff
mindocious =o))

i was pushed around on Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 12:01 a.m.

x.cant escape the friggin cherries.x
k its like i keep saying im going to change the friggin blog.. but i keep going "ehh i can't .. id ont feel like it." i just need a good theme song.. maybe i dunno.. anyways.. yesterday was an interesting day for me.. i guess? i broke up with josh. there was cruel irony in that once i finally said it.. fireworks went off (like literally. the up in the air POW fireworks) i even said "wow thats cruel irony huh?" which was bad on my part.. but if we had ben just friends i wouldve made a comment like that anywas. im a really sarcastic bitter girl i guess? LOL tough cookies. i dont care. and i dont want to hear from him oh i "oh broke his heart" and how he "won't be dating for a while" because guilt doesnt fly with me ? i guess i jsut felt like we were friends anyways so what diference does it make? i almostbacked out cause he is so cute.. but when we started talking (before the talktalk) i was like "nah i gotta do it." only cause i just couldnt see it going much longer without us hating each other. im sure he hates me now. oh well? i know i am mean. i guess? im only 17 its not like im expecting it to last forever. 2 months is a long run forme. and there were goodtimes. i had to get out before it got too serious. (hmm sounds like a defense mechanism. lets change the wording.) it was gonnag et srious and not fun. oh well. anwyays.. i can devote my time to my car (my one tru-love LOL) j/j but i do love it so. and i do care about j'man. i dont dislike him. i just like him.. not LIKE like.. just like him. hes a nice guy. mom says ill probably never hear from him again ever. and if thats the case.. then so be it. well i must go update other things.. i swear ill change the layout. ill blog more at a later time.. when im less stranged out.
much kisses
moi

i was pushed around on Saturday, September 13, 2003 at 11:40 p.m.

.xonly mex.
yea i know.. its been universes since ive blogged.. i havent had time.. or just havent felt the need to. we went to alabama this weekend. it was funtimes.. teacher cadet tmw.. which will be...... interesting to say the least.. all those kids.. its so much work i swear. ah well the kids are cute =o) school is so stupid. i hate it. trenty has a script going on about life and etc.. its so good i love it. im in love with the storyline...s.. just cause i relate to the chars.. =o) its greatgrapes. im gonna write a fanfic of it =o)) LOL trying to harass him to finish it.. but im getting nothing but "itll be done by christmas" (which is sooo not cool) and im going thru withdrawls. so i keep rereading the sccript. i think imma learn the whole thing by heart if i keep this up. hehehe. in other news im still pissed off at a certain person for their selfish actions and how they dont care about their friends... but no worries im not going to say anything to them.. as long asi avoid them like the plague! =oD YAY! okay anyways i guess im out. ttyl
much love and stuff
moi

i was pushed around on Monday, September 1, 2003 at 08:40 p.m.

i built a hell ! =o)

Republicans
Circle I Limbo

George Bush
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Militant Vegans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

DMV Employees
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Rednecks
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

General asshats
Circle VII Burning Sands

Riceboys
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

stpuid immature highschool people
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell


see if you can guess where you are heheeheh
moi

i was pushed around on Sunday, August 24, 2003 at 12:21 a.m.

xx.im changing soon?!.xx
OKAY!? are we getting sick of being "ripe-end" (yea i KNOW ITS SPELLED WRONG OKAY?>! LOLOL!? yea school is really dumb.. i have a new lesbian friend.. her name is stacey. and shes friggin hilarious. we're pretty cool. ive known her since 10th, but i wasnt really good friedns with her. anyways.. she told me some stuff about kids at school that i wa slike =oO!! WHAAA?! anyway. we walked out to myc ar after fourth (she totally skipped lunch like moi ! LOL) i love being able to leave after 4th period. i wish i could leave after homeroom. i totaly friggin hate school. uggh its like dantes inferno. (cause the closer to hell you get the colder it is) so duhh the stats room is freaking freezing.. government is the single most boring class ive ever taken.. english is groovie cause mrs lowe is really nice. and teaching is aiight too. ms hughes is pretty nice and thats about it.. so i guess ill write more.. im woring ont he new layout i swear!!!
-moi

i was pushed around on Wednesday, August 13, 2003 at 10:07 p.m.

.+school+.
SCHOOL is STARTING?! how gay. or rather.. hwo heterosexual white middle class american ! (LOL) heres my schedule.. intro to teaching.. english.. ap stats.. and gov't.. then i Co-Op and leave. its kind of sad. i wont get to see anyone anymore.. im going to miss everyone.. now im all sad cause i know that once this year is up.. thats all for us... theres gonna be no more "sup mindizzle?" from james.. or no more race to see who can say hi first with trenty.. and no more.. "oh jacob i hate you so much" and then 5 minutes later be all over it. im going to miss everyone so much ! theres going to be no more mindless drama that doesnt even make sense to us NOW looking back !! highschool is helping us prepare for a world that we arent prepared to go into. i just dont know if im ready to leave the safeness of schoolw here.. if something goes wrong you can just go home.. or.. go tell a teacher and be a wuss.. or if you get ina fight.. you get suspended for a couple of days then youre back in the safe womb that is highschool.. id ont know.. ill blog more when i have more time.. but.. highschool is gay yea no doubt.. but i know i'm going to miss it..
moi

i was pushed around on Friday, August 8, 2003 at 12:17 a.m.

my terrible elaborate dream
EW okay in the words of robin.. "quite possibly the worst dream ever" and.. yes.. it sure was.. and very elaborate and realistic..
so me and him and chris were goign to the pool.. i pulled into the parking lot.. and told them to go in ahead of me or whatever.. and i would catch up.. so im walking up and walk thru these big elaborate gates and i walk itno the pool and it looksl ike the pool in our community.. but has waterslides and you knwo that big mushroom at waterworks? it has that too josh runs past me with a condom in his hand..b ut i really didnt pay attention to it.. so i go to the bathroom to change into my swimsuit when all fo adsudden i hear Giles (yes.. buffy giles) go "Josh try using your pinky to help you thrust!" so i look out the door of the bathroom and i see this UGLY lifeguard sitting on the waterslide lookign at josh.. hes standing up int he pool and she slides itno the water next to him well they kissed int he pool then she sank down and went down on him.. then he went down on her.. THEN i looked away to get chris so we could leave and i see him doing some girl up the butt in another area of the pool.. and i have tears in ym eyes so i turn around the toehr way and i see josh screwing this other girl up the ass while giles is yelling instructions at him so i turn aroudn and run back into the bathroom up the staris and i was back in my house and i jsut sobbed.. then i woke up ..
yea. thanks to my dream journal now i can think about that dream any time i want ! YAY! what bugs me is that i dont know what it means.....
moi

i was pushed around on Monday, August 4, 2003 at 12:52 a.m.

x.mountain.x
ugh. i went to stone mountain with my dad today.. yea it was so exciting.. especially the parts where i get lectured about college. or how about when i say "i want to major in journalism" and he says "you shouldnt major in that. major in engineering" or how bout when is ay "i want to go to UGA" and he says "but GA tech is a much better school." or how about when he calls me "mandy" OHHH thats priceless.. ALMOST as good as when he called me lindsey. almost. or how bout when i tell him "i got a b in trig YAYAYAYAYAYA" and he says "why wasnt it an 'a'" YAYAYAYAYAYAY how fun is this to do ? nothing i do is good enough. maybe ill throw in the towel. i feel a cycle coming up. i know depression is coming this way. Josh came by tonight =o) i think he thinks im upset? yea.. i am.. my dads a major tool. JOY. Josh and i are going out tomorrow =oD good. i love hanging out with him. hes great. and hes so cute. i am still like.. what am i going to do to mess this up because hes so hot and i know hes gonna not wanna put up with my crap. matt got so mad when i would get upset. "why are you upset? what is there to be upset about" and its like Im sorry ? i dont know why im upset ? i just happens to me? i cant make the sad go away. =o( damn.
moi

i was pushed around on Monday, July 28, 2003 at 01:07 a.m.

.x=o).x
good song to drive to esp when youre driving with a hot guy ;oD !
In the car I just can't wait,
To pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?
I'm too scared of what you think
You make me nervous so I really can't eat

Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over
Honest, let's make this night last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever

When you smile, I melt inside
I'm not worthy for a minute of your time
I really wish it was only me and you
I'm jealous of everybody in the room
Please don't look at me with those eyes
Please don't hint that you're capable of lies
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that i'm probably gonna miss

Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over
Honest, let's make this night last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever

Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over

Honest, let's make this night last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever


i was pushed around on Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 10:46 p.m.

x.been exciting.x
ive had an uber fun week.. gotta ask me about it.. =o)))) this whooole summer (socially and romantically) is lookin up. totally =o) sorry so short.. gotta flyyy out
-moi

i was pushed around on Monday, July 14, 2003 at 04:49 p.m.

x.blahblahblah.x
wellp.. another day of summer gone by.. im... not doing much lately.. just.. hanging around the house... doing.. nothing.............. big suprise..... last summer i had fun kidna. this summer... has been pretty anti-social.. i dont know who to hang out with anymore.. because it seems to me that most of the people i was friends with since last year.. dont like me anymoreis it just me?go ahead and say "oh its just your imagination" but is it ?? when you are talking to one of the people you always talked to last year abnd they're like "oh." and the end.. or..when they never want to talkt o you .. then i guess hmm they dont wnt to talk to you anymore duh? its like get a clue? so you dont have to tell me twice. i think we're going shopping for ice skates soon. good. then i can go take lessons and stay on the ice all the time. because then at least im active.. what did i do today ? exactly? i helped my mom rearrange my little brothers room.. and.. gave a concert to my stuffed animals. same thing i did yesterday.. woohoo. at least ive perfected the stripper dance YAY FOR MOI. whatever.
-moi.

i was pushed around on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 11:22 p.m.

x. OMG LOL.x
hey now.. theres a rant/blog below..b ut i thought this was tres funny..
chickvicious
Magic Number15
JobSerial Killer
PersonalityProcrastinator (If The Apathy Doesn't Kill Me)
TemperamentAll Bark, No Bite
SexualJust Say No
Likely To WinA Free Coke
Me - In A WordBeautiful
Colour
Brought to you by MemeJack



i was pushed around on Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 01:19 a.m.

x.pound puppies youre my one and only friend.x
at least i think thats the lyric. well i just got back from friggin TN and Ala from 2 photoshoots =o))))) check meh out : http://www.southern-models.com/members/photographers/profiles/kalypso/kalypso_image1.jpg hehe its a really good picture i think anyway.. anyways.. lets see what else happened? mm i really am having a hard "Friends" time i think i've drifted from my friends.. and i jsut feel like.. yea.. okay. i think what made me realize that was the fact that when i was playing hearts i usually put my friends names in for the other players.. but i couldnt think of anyone i wanted to play hearts with. i dont know whats the matter with me. i jsut feel like i dont care and nobody else does either.. this music doesn thelp matters.. kinda.. =o/ i dont know whatever. mom was like "mindy whats wrong?" and im like "nothing. i dont even care" i dont care if you dont like me i dont care if you never did i dont care if you dont care id ont care if you do care and want to "help" with God knows what.. i dont care if you dont want me around and i dont care if you do want me around. i dont know why my friends are anymore. well.. she knows who she is. i think shes the only friend i can really count on.. God i hope she knows it to. okay i guess thats it. gotta fly.
-me.

i was pushed around on Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 12:12 a.m.

.xoh no here it goes againx.
yea.. well i guess its time for my random blog about nothing.. well... ive been doing nothing.. at all.. i have a photo-shoot on monday. with a guy who.. doesnt think that i should sell out and wear a bathing suit ;o) so i have to be conservative. jeeze then i have another shoot on saturday with a guy who loves hats =oD!!! FAB! im waiting for g'rat to send my pictures..
i feel so weird anymore.. like i completely drifted away from all of my friends.. (except for mia-robbie hehe) like.. i feel like i have nothing to talk about with any of them.. and like.. "meh-.. they dont care anyway so why bother?" seriously. one of my friends basically told me that they didnt care what i had to say.. so.. great for me huh? and another one of my friends.. she and i.. have nothing in common.. at all... i mean... seriously.. i have nothing to talk about iwth her at all.. people i used to hang out with just dont seem to want to hang out anymore.. i guess ill sit by the pool then and read all summer... i just dont know anymore.. its probably just me being stupid... but........ what am i supposed to believe? what i see and feel.. or what "is there" (but really not) Mia.. maybe we're jsut bad influences on people ;oDDDDDDD who knows. i dont even care anymore. i feel like i dont even care about hardly anything anymore. i think i want to ice skate again. (well i know i want to) i just need to break my skates in.. or.. something... k well.. im going to go write a letter to..mia.. or to.. danny befumo...(yea cause i can write them and not send them.. and fake like he cares wahaha)

groses bises, melina

i was pushed around on Sunday, June 15, 2003 at 01:10 a.m.

x.the "K" Key is broKen
sorry.. i really have to hit it.. so if a word is missing that letter.. dont thinkk ive gone crazy (or if it appears like 20 times ... its just from hittin' it) ANYWAY i visited robin yesteryda !!!!!! =oDDDDDDDDDD i had so much fun. you have *no* idea . i was so happy to go and see her ! and then emily came over and then decarol came over and i was glad i got to see everyone. mostly im glad i got to see robin cause we hadnt seen each other in forever. when i come back to va to pic matthew up then im gonna try to go hang w/ her longer and maybe go see a movie or.. somethin' whtever. =o))))))) anyways. we leave tomorrow. im really glad, sad that i have to leave my friends, but glad to finally be goin' home. anywyas. guess thats all for now. ill spea with y'unzz guyz later

i was pushed around on Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 08:37 p.m.

x.havin a good summer summer summer summer.x
LOL that one was for mia. sunday i had a shoot. it was so much fun. it was with g'rat and he was SO nice. totally funny too. anyways. he took over 500 pictures of.. Moi ! =o) how funtimes yanno what i mean jellybeans? im excited to see how they look. ill post them if they are good. =o) got an email fron winzers. she hates the navy . =o( i feel bad for her cause that navy sucked her in. she thought it was gonna be SO awesome. she likes to perform not be on a boat. i think being on a boat would be horrible. im too road-oriented. my mom thinks "i have a little bit of my great-grandmother's gypsy in me" cause im always ready to go. im ready to go right now. =o/ id go for a drive if i had somewhere to go. but ALAS there is nowhere to go here in georgia. not to mention we leave for *chokes on vomit* virginia *gag barf die* friday or something to that effect. i DEFINATLEY and mot looking forward to tht. its gonna be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO horrible. i think id rather poke forks in my eye.. =oP grooooooooooooss. i hate VA. not to mention my g'ma is gonna FREAK cause i have a navel ring i can see it now.. "WHY would you let her do this" " its so degrading" "its tacky" "its disgusting" yaaaaaaaaah i told my mom just to let me field the arguement cause my g'ma doesn tmake me upset when she argues with meh.anwyaa i guess i'd better get goin' then......... ill talk more later
minderz

i was pushed around on Monday, June 2, 2003 at 10:20 p.m.

awwwww *innocent naiiive*
Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
CategoryYour Score Average
Self-Lovin'91.7%
Never taken out of the packaging
63.7%
Shamelessness92.9%
Has yet to see self in mirror
78.5%
Sex Drive 97.4%
The Pope is envious
76.7%
Straightness94.6%
Just go fuck something, okay?
43%
Gayness 98.2%
Repressed, are we?
81.9%
Fucking Sick94.7%
Refreshingly normal
89.2%
You are 92.58% pure
Average Score: 71.4%


im so pure and sweet yay for me!

i was pushed around on Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 12:13 a.m.

x.big mistake.. huge..x
well jeeze tis 1:00 in the AM morning time......... and im so tired. and im just sitting here going.. i have nothing to rant about nothing to be pissed about.. and nothing to be extatic about... so im just here... bored.... so bored its making me crazy. CRAZY okay ?! INSAAAANE crazy lunatic. UGH. saw pretty woman today. i love that movie. it makes you want to be a hooker.. and kick jason alexanders horny ass believe you me.. i cant stand that guy at all =oP!!!! and its just such a classic cinderella story thatmakes me so bleh. cause why cant a rich man come rent me for 3,000 dollars and i wont kiss on the mouth and etcetcetc. =oP boohiss. okay im not a hooker but still.. im being degraded to ranting about a movie.. LOL. as you can see the subject of my blog leads back to the movie.. woohoo! plus i love her boots. i want those suckers. ookay.. pooL tmw... ttyl
-mememe

i was pushed around on Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 01:11 a.m.

x.birthday pastx.
okay bday is voer. it was funtimes times three~~~ plus i had a photoshoot today. =o) that went very well. bill said i was a natural.. i had a very funtime doing that shoot. =o) !!!! i helped jerry put my new speakers in.. my car is so sexy. i love my car. too much. james said "obsession is a dangerous thing" but i dont htink its obsession its sheer love. unadulterated non sexual pure true love =o* not to mention wht guys am i gonna dte that are as reliable as my car? none. i have a new crush on the guy on jackass named "steveo" cause hes SO FRIGGEN HOT. we dont have any extremely hot jackass white boysat school. maybe ill meet one over the sumemr... i watched power rangers todya.. it was the first ep. plus i watched the ring.. which was SO dumb. okay i guess im done. steveo is hot. come to atlanta steveo and steal meh =oD
-me.

i was pushed around on Saturday, May 24, 2003 at 11:57 p.m.

.xcause im your la-a-adyx.
well.. just been bored chillin lately.. totally think this guy in my history class is cute. got my snr pics done yesterday. they came out pretty cute.. not like super fab great, but okay.. felt kinda bad for this *huuusky* boy in my art class... cause this kid was picking on him.. ad he freaked out.. although.. i dont really feel all that terribly bad.. cause he said that my car wasnt all that great because it was a v-6.. uuuuuuh sure then chubby. i dont see your fatass behind the wheel of a car... okay.. clay is on american idol.. hes so cute. i wonder why we dont have nice cute guys like that who can sing and are all.. cute cute cute !!!! =oD !!!!!!
-me

i was pushed around on Tuesday, May 13, 2003 at 08:29 p.m.

.xill tell youx.
since my friends dont really give a shit about whats goin' down lately.. ill tell you the faithful reader.. who probably doesnt give a shit either (with the exception of robin whom i love so much =o*!) tomorrow is my interview. im totally excited and nervous. its for flag football magazine ! im gonna look u p the mag and see what the models look like.. and stuff xD im so excited. i really hope that this all works out.. =o) =o) =o) in other news..
im basically in a weird state with most of the people i know.. maybe its me. i jsut feel like everyones like "shut the fuck up" and if they are.. well.. then i guess stop listening to me then right ? caus ei reckon that most of my friends really dont give a damn what the hell im doing .. but then.. why even fake like you care.. if you DONT give a damn about what im doing.. then please.. dont hesitate to go "Mindy, i really dont care what you have to say about anatomy/modeling/CATscans/jackass/smoking/drinking/yourself/other..." and ill be like "oh okay" and then jsut turn the convo back to yourself, and ill listen, cause thats what usually happens anyway right? anyways. i gotta jet. i need some sleep
-mindy

i was pushed around on Saturday, May 10, 2003 at 11:39 p.m.

..new layout..
just testing to see how it looks.. i KNOW ripenenend is spelled wrong LOL ill fix it later. when i care.. dont expect it to get fixed soon. its a cute attempt to play on words. =o) ok. i guess.. thats about it.. sept heres the quote from the quote book of the hour:
"G.I. Bill? I thought it was G.I. Joe..."
OMG LOLOLOL im gonna have to make up a new blog for the quote book quotes.. heres some more.. enjoy them..
-melina

"I can suck on it 'till it gets mushy."
"Where do you take a douche at??"
"I was just talking to my inner man."
"I'll bring the mats!" "Slower than a mule with ass cancer"
"I'm a Leper..... ROAAAAAAAAR"
"Oh, I'm badass... *pause* .. NO! not that badass!!!!!"
"I thought Hatian was another form of asian..."
"Rep That F"
Are there cows in Africa?"
"NAACP? Negro African-American Coloured People?"
"I talk to girls the same way i talk to boys."
"OW! Back off Lorena Bobbit!!!!"
"if you're gonna have weird sex.. at least be safe about it.."
"Suck my F-D-I-C."
"PWA? PuertoRicans With Attitude!"
"The Nazi Boyscouts? Did they sell cookies?"
"Oh Hell, I'd tell my horse to run backwards.."
"The paper cadaver has made a terrible return.."
"HEY! TRY ME oNE MO' 'GAAAIIIIN!"
"If you're African American.. and you're born in italy.. what are you ?"
"Why cant we have a walking race?" <--> "cause then everybody would start runnin!"
"If you're putting on a log it doesnt matter if its a natural log.."
"'04 Possibles.."
"Okay white girl, if you cant get basketball.. just dont bother trying to get anything else.."


i was pushed around on Sunday, May 4, 2003 at 12:26 a.m.