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The Pitas page from Hell

Acoustic Mayhem

Swift Vengeance
Scary, scary...Well, it's been a long time. I got sick of this site back in the day when silly old Andrew wasn't posting the new entries or providing links to the member pages. I see that he is doing that now (he's sending eggposts again too) so the page (and Andrew) are A#1 again. So welcome me back folks!
Tuesday, December 14, 1999,04:37 p.m.

The stinkers
Some dumb page about which movies suck, but (this is for all you stalkers and weirdos) they do have a large list of celebrity mailing addresses.
Friday, August 20, 1999,06:21 p.m.

Skinny
This is just gross.
Friday, August 20, 1999,05:08 p.m.

What Dave ate for lunch
Some guy has a list posted of what he ate for lunch for nearly a year. Pretty fascinating.
Friday, August 20, 1999,12:00 p.m.

Wax
Oh boy.
Thursday, August 19, 1999,05:56 p.m.

seamonkeys
I don't know which is worse, making a web page documenting the lives of some pet sea monkeys, or making the whole thing up. I can't tell which this is, but it's definitely scaring me.
Thursday, August 19, 1999,05:24 p.m.

The Haole Man Can
Ummm, let me see... "Haole" is hawaiian for "white", this is a page of some kind of chopstick invention. My rough translation is that this guy is trying to help white people eat with chopsticks. That is all.
Thursday, August 19, 1999,12:07 p.m.

F.A.C.T.
This is the Friends Against Cow Tipping page. I personally am not against toppling a bovine every now and again, but if you're the sort of person who likes to join stuff, you can join up with these guys and get your name on thier web page. weee.
Thursday, August 19, 1999,11:00 a.m.

The collected works of Shakespeare
This site actually has the works of Shakespeare in Text format. You can download 'em all!
Monday, August 16, 1999,11:49 a.m.

Acoustic Mayhem
A self indulging link to the crappy site that glorifies my small-time band. I know nobody cares about a small-potatoes band from Bremerton, WA, but this is my page so shut up.
Monday, August 16, 1999,11:29 a.m.

Fireland
Some crazy dude named Josh writes stuff and puts it on his page as if we care about him and want to read his stuff.
Monday, August 16, 1999,09:52 a.m.