Response To Miss Alcohol Beverage on Monday, September 29, 2003
HEy WHat the Fuck?.. Ur Hella Stupid!.. I never Put U on Blast!.. U better check UrSelf.. U Put Ur OWn Self On Blast!.. Shit.. U outta All People Should Know How I play My GAME!. Like U said "I don't give a fuck".. .. Its A new Day.. And my Term Is.. "I could whipe My Ass With that Shit"
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on Sunday, September 28, 2003
So Today At Work.. This Dude Walks In.. And He Looks At Me.. Like If I knew What He wanted.. He asked if HE was able to Use the Bathroom.. and Of Course. .. I told Him To go right Ahead.. and Showed him the Way…… It DIdn’t Hit me until He passed me and started to walk that He was A CRACK HEAD!.. I looks at my co-worker, Matt.. And He said.. “Oh I Shoulda Warn U.. Crack heads Shoot Up in the restrooms… U might wanna avoid letting them Use it”..
After the Gentleman Left the Bathroom.. I went in and Disinfected everything because I had the Sudden Edge to Take a crap.. I took Some Clorox and a Wire brush and Clean the Fuck outta The Toilet Cover.. ( shoot.. U never ca BE too CLEAN!)..
Anywhoo.. I.. had the Greatest time last night!.. I can’t tell U what I did.. Or Who I was with.. But Maybe I’ll post it Up after I get permission To.. (u know Personal Stuff).. –So Lets Just Leave it as that.. I mean given that.. I haven’t been updating my web site for a few days.. Just kNow that I have other things That Occupy me.. *hint*hint*wink*Wink*nod*nod* 
click here to contact me him - 04:18 p.m.
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on Thursday, September 25, 2003
New Updates: Picture of the Day!..
Today All of leadership IS Gonna Spend the Night In the SBO (student Body office) Because its "can the cougar week".. Which Is a Rival Game Agains Golden Valley.. They Usually Come to Our Campus To Do Some Damage and stuff.. So that’s why Leadership Is gonna Stay the Night.. (to be on da look out).. .. Really Sucks Because, last year when I was In Leadership.. That Was My Favorite event in the world!.. I wish I could BE apart of it.. .. Me and Meg were gonna Ask Mrs. Mcafee If She’d let me stay, U know.. Since I Worked on the roll down… But then We figured that She Might Not, Because there was a possibility that she’d think (we’d) do something.. ..Go Figure..
Well I work Today.. And I’m hoping megan Comes By and Says Hi or something.. She said that They’re planning on Doing something To G.V.. But don’t say I told Ya!.. So Maybe On her way ova there.. she’ll stop by… ..
So If U haven’t noticed.. (my sister) wrote on the Blog message thing that she thinks Megan Is Fine as a mutha-fo, along with All the rest of my family.. –U know Meg.. that seems like a +.. –good Job..
click here to contact me him - 02:42 p.m.
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on Wednesday, September 24, 2003
So that’s my sadies date.. “megan Cope” Isn’t she Just the Finest thing U ever laid eyes on?.. She sent me That Pic… Because.. um.. I don’t remember Why.. I think I asked for One.. ..* I think*.. But Anywho.. I just Took a Cool Shower.. and I think my momma IS about to Kick Me off the Computer again!.. See ya!
click here to contact me him - 09:30 p.m.
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on Wednesday, September 24, 2003
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on Tuesday, September 23, 2003
So I'm talking to my BEst Bud.. Megannie.. <--she french.. and We seem To Be clicking.. I dunno.. Its pretty strange.. We both Liked Eachother at the same time.. without even Knowing it.. and now her friend is setting Us Up on a lil "hangout date" one day after work. .. the problem is that She claims to Be .. dang I gotta GO!
P.S.. Check OUT THE NEW PIC OF THE DAY... !!.. It aint Porn anymore.. I decided to change that Porn Idea Because I got tired of seeing other people fucking.. .I rather put stuff Up of some experienced I lived though.. -but Anyways go Look at it~!
click here to contact me him - 09:10 p.m.
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G.V .. WHAT!?!?!?! on Monday, September 22, 2003
I had the most arousing Dream the other night…..(I mean, hey.. Being the 17 year old Teenager I am, this sorta things happens to Me quite often. .. so its not that unusual.). but anyways.. Let me get to the Dream..
So here I am.. lying in Bed.. sleeping so tiresomely, That I could Barely keep track of all the sheep that were being counted above my head.. .the forecast was (of course being a dream)…….. Rainy,… . I hear someone coming though by bedroom Window, but being so Tired.. I stayed asleep … .. All of a sudden I felt the bed Indent at the end, as though someone sat on the edge… I barely was able to Make out the face when She Hovered above me… I still Didn’t have the slightest Clue Who it was.. All I knew was that I liked the company she reflected 2 me. .. She Climbed In my bed, still moist from the Rain.. and Just like that *snap*.. I knew everything about her.. ..
I knew she wasn’t suppose to be here.. I knew she snuck outta her house against her fathers will ….I knew what red car she drove.. and most importantly.. I knew she wanted me…. … Then.. *RIIINNNG.. RINNNG* -the damn alarm clock rung and woke me up to start another Fucking DAY at SCHOOL!... ..
Ever Have those nights When U just lay in bed.. and U snuggle against A pillow, and Make It seem like it’s a person?.. Don’t U love that?.. I do that Every night.. And I guess Just like my Dream.. It’s a fetish of mine to have someone Climb through my window for Pleasure purposes ..... ( even though it hasn’t happen… {yet}..)..
U know what I love the most?.. Taking SHOWERS!.. It’s the greatest excuse to Strip nude.. but what if It went further?.. What If.. We had someone to accompany U with?.. Wouldn’t that Just be Twice As F-U-N?.. Sooo.. Many things To Explore with Somebody else!.. Anyone Know Somebody Interested?..
Today I went to Work On the Roll Down for the big rival GV football Game that we’re gonna Have this Weekend.. A roll down.. (for those Un –participation-ers) is when During a game, We ‘Roll Down’ a Long Piece of poster sign thingie over the spirit section, that say some sorta Clever thing to tick the other team off.. (I’m sure theres a better definition) but.. Yeah I went to help Do that… It was pretty F-U-n with a Capitol F-U!.. Haha,, Well I better bounce.. I gotta go look for the pic of the day!.. What Do U guys think of it?.. how come U haven’t written anything about it?
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She Asked ME to sadies!.. and I said!... on Sunday, September 21, 2003
__ALRIGHT Heres The Update.. .. Yesterday Before I went To Work @ Coldstone.. I went Straight to the Back Because I was Like a millions Minutes early since I got outta Ambrosia Earlier than I thought .. I Really Didn’t Pay too much attention to the “stone” Until One Of my Co-workers, “Leah,” asked if I saw the Message that was written on the Stone for me.. I was like.. WHAT?... ..
Turns Out that Megan Came Earlier To ask me to sadies by writing with Chocolate & sprinkles “ Jose… Sadies”.. Love Meg” ..
that Was the sweetest thing Anyone has ever done for me.. .. (U got Class Meg).. Thank U very much for that.. Luv U!..
. But check this OUT!.. today Right after I got off at Ambrosia, I went to Coldstone To make a Icecream Cake For Meg, that responded to her sadies question.. I wrote.. “ It was a piece of cake to say Yes”
( Yeah I know.. Pimp Status ).. I decorated that Cake Like a mutha-fo!.. Very Tedious Work, with a lot of Elaboration w/ da Curves and shapes made of frosting .. Pretty nice I thought.. Besides the Big defect of Me dropping the Fucking Cake..It came out pretty stinking good!.. I mean It only took Me like 4 hours To MAKE!,, Haha That’s it.. As soon As I get pictures Of the Stone And Cake.. I’ll post it up.. I think Meg took a pic of it.. I’ll ask her for it.. I just hope she takes a pic of the cake.. .. ..
click here to contact me him - 07:29 p.m.
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WORD OF THE DAY 'OBVIOUS' - HURRY UP AND ASK ME TO THE FUCKING DANCE ALREADY! on Friday, September 19, 2003
I just came in From School.. Well actually, I've been online for A few hours already.. I was looking for the pic of the day.. Except.. I couldn't find it..
So I was Talking to this GIrl Vanica TOday In first period.. And It became Obvious that she was trying to ask me to Sadies.. her ‘obvious’ move was when she asked… “ How would U wanna BE ask to sadies?..”.. (she doesn’t wanna go to the dance with her boyfriend.. and when I made it Clear that I thought Meg was gonna ask me.. Vanisha Told ME that We HAVE to go to a dance together this YEAR) Now Lets Back track a lil bit.. Besides the fact that Shes Extremely Sexually active.. (which Is a plus In some Sence).. She HAS A BOYFRIEND!..... So of course.. Later on.. I had to Tell Megan Cope About the Whole Ordeal.. U know.. Just to make it loud and clear that She needs to Hurry up and WORK on asking ME TO THE DANCE before somebody like Vanisha does..!!.. .. I’m sorry to say that I already know for a fact that Megan is Thinking about asking me.. Only because Natalie Told ME so.. ( I MADE HER) Nat Tired to Play it off Like I didn’t See the ‘Obvious’.. –that they were talking about it In Mrs. Mac’s office.. How do I know this U ask?.. Maybe Because after they all left the office.. One after another person, (who was in the office) asked me if I had already been asked.. including Mrs. Mac-attack!.. (Oww.. I’m sooo GOOD!)
when I went back to my T.A duties in the career center.. This Guy ‘Patrick” was in there.. He was just chill’n there talking with Mrs. Tippet.. U know.. So We all Started talking, and I was like..
“hey Guess what?.. I know who is gonna ask me to Sadies”
They Both Looked at me and were like “WHO???”.. MRs. Tippet automatically said MEGAN
.. We think That Patrick was hoping that Megan Was gonna ask her because as soon as he got up.. MRs. Tippet Asked him Who He wanted to go with.. And He Said..
“don’t EVEN ASK!”..
-Oppps.. !
click here to contact me him - 02:02 p.m.
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on Thursday, September 18, 2003
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As usual, Today Went by Extremely Fast!... I had the hardest time waking up from the day before.., and since the weather was so cool and windy, my eyes kept watering up from my sleepiness, I still can’t believe I worked 11 Hours! I wonder if that’s illegal??
4th period I’m a teachers aid , (which is the period of sustains Silent Reading for the first 15 minutes) I was expecting to get on a computer and just write a entry down, because I’m usually not forced to read by Mrs. Tippet…. Turned out that the Vice Principle needed some pencils sharpened For like testing or whatever, and that she was coming to get me to help her in a few minutes, -so I figured that I should Get a book and read while I waited, so I wouldn’t get Mrs. T. In trouble.
Once I settled down, and Make-believed that I was reading, a recognizable face came walking in.., she was a formal Friend From the 5th grade that I haven’t seen in like Forever!,she missed the bus for some kind of “east campus class” So She was to report to the Career center, until the reading ended.. I thought to myself..
“oh geez.. I hope she doesn’t recognize me,” and I sorta Just shrugged down to my chair to avoid eye contact. Just as predictable as I thought it would be.. she sat right next to me, and tired to get my attention by making unnecessary noise. Once she saw that I wasn’t paying attention, she whispered.. “JOSE?”…
I sorta just looked at her, squinted by eyes, and said..
“U,m… Yeah?”
Don’t U remember Me?
I Just chocked, because I was looking for the perfect lie, that just in case failed, I could I always make a back up story to it..
“Um.. No.. U look familiar, but I can’t say I know U..” I said..
“that’s Fucked Up,” She said while she picked up her pencil, and looked the other way.
I turned to Mrs. Tippet, and whispered though Lips, “ WHos that?” –I figured that If I act like I didn’t know her, I can Train myself to actually think I don’t! –isn’t that Mean?..
Once The “SSR” (reading) ended… I left to help the VP in her office which is across the way. I was able to see outside of the office, because they stationed me by a window to sharpen pencils.. I soon forgot about the whole Ordeal as soon as Leadership came out to make Posters.. I couldn’t stop but looking at Megan Cope.. Just seeing How Fine She was and stuff.***;)***…….. WHATS HAPPENING TO ME?.. I HATE CRUSHES!.. I blame this On Valentine!.. If Valentine had never been invented by the stupid Card Industry, we wouldn’t worry too much of romance, and Just focus more on a Relationship! ----Anyways.. Just about middle ways through the Class period, I’m still In the Office, But Moved on in Sealing envelopes.. I saw Megan Leave the Student Body office…. And I ran Out to Catch Up with her So I could Walk her to her class, or whatever.. But as soon as I left the V.P Office.. Nat wood, and Theresa Pedrozo.. (other Leadership students) came out, and Saw me running..
I stopped, and walked them, because I thought to myself.. It probably woulda been weird if they Saw me running only to Walk Megan.. and they mighta suspected of my lil crush forming around her..but…. we ended up catching up to megan, and I walked all of them.. (Purpose of the story… I dunno.. I just thought U wanted to know)… But anyways…. So the story continues.. I came Walking Back To the Career Center, where I normally T.A.. and Mrs.. T.. and I started talking about Megan.. (how… I dunno).. and I told Her, “Yeah.. I kinda like her.. Shes a turn-on,”
I got the most Unusual Response from her.. She Replied with the weirdest look..
“Jose U don’t wanna get Involved with her.. Shes Been Around..”
I sorta Just looked at her.. and Was like.. OH MY GOD..
after that half second.. I think Mrs. T Realized what she said, and, Tried taking it back, by saying.. “SHes a good Girl”.. .. I dunno.. I mean.. Teachers Just don’t say that sorta thing.. That Thing Blew ME outta the water.. Not By what I think of Meg.. Just of what MRS. T said.. ..
MEGAN, IF U READ THIS.. DON’T EVEN TRIPP.. UZ MY GIRL.. I LUZ YA..
Yeah SO.. today the waterpolo girls had a game.. I was suppose to go Because Megan Wanted me To Go see her play.. (SORRY I Didn’t make it.. I LOVE U THOUGH!) ..but yeah.. where was I?.. Oh yeah.. So they had a game today, some of the waterpolo girls made some Funky orange shirts to wear today for school, (for school spirit).. Anywho.. I remarked about to her shits when I saw Meg walking with Nat.. I was like.. “Dang girl.. Is it Sadies already or what”..
Meg: speaking of Sadies.. Who R U going with?
Me: I dunno.. U? ..
MEG: I dunno..
then we walked the other ways.. Sounds Suspicious… Hum.. …
other Than Megan.. I saw Anthony Miles At his House w/ Donna, Cartier, And this Other chick.. I stopped.. and Gave MRs. Miles A hug.. and Anthony as well.. I was in a rush because I wasn’t sure If I worked or not.. and I wanted to Shower Just incase I did.. So All I really did Was Say Hi to Him.. I feel So Guilty Now.. I mean.. Losing a brother Must Be hard!
Well I’ll check U guys Out Later!.. Don’t forget the porn of the day!, located under the message board.. !... till Next time fellow CheLoCruzers !...
click here to contact me him - 08:50 p.m.
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on Wednesday, September 17, 2003
Hey YAll.. Sorry I didn't Update.. I worked 11 hours YEasterday!.. Shit.. Well I do Have a couple of updates.. CheLoCruz Now Has A pic of the day.. Its LOcated Right Under the Blog, Above the Counter.. Click on where it says "click HErre" Warning.. Adult Content!
click here to contact me him - 07:05 a.m.
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on Monday, September 15, 2003
(don't take this book cover too serious.. I wasn’t called a bitch.. I just thought It’s appropriate for this next Entry)
When Is Freedom Of speech considered “too Far”? Since I started this Web site.. I’ve been getting a lot of Positive, but more negative remarks about it.. I wonder, am I getting the same response as Famous rap star Eminem?.. Are my comments, or thoughts simply Viewed outta contentment of abhorrence?
This Evening, I got IMed By One Of my old time “loathe” People.. “Vanessa Hoffman.” Who, I rarely get a greeting from when shes online, yet alone when I see her on the street.. (which I can admit.. I never do) Just like most of my viewers, she was guided here to this Webbie of mine, through Some other viewer ( thanks Donna! Keep up the good work!).. She Saw One OF the Pictures I posted up of Anthony and her.. I wrote Underneath it
“Dang vanessa hofman has been on this site too Many Times”.. She wanted to know what that meant claiming that “She really doesn’t care what I mean by it ..she just didn't know what it meant” (???) and ended the conversation with ..
“Yep saying bad stuff about people sucks .. but whatever .. life has its lessons and prices to pay ...”
Wait a minute?.. Does that Mean that She didn’t like my web site?.. Whatever she meant by it.. I just want to point out something.. (this goes to all).. I constructed this web site with the help Of my Girl Abby, as strictly as a diary, that just so happen Can Be viewed in Public by anyone who wishes.. I write what I think, & what I feel.. So later on in life I can See what My senior year was like.. and How Stupid and Immature Some of my Ideas or actions were .. Please don’t take to consideration of what I say..
-Jose
click here to contact me him - 04:05 p.m.
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***69*** on Monday, September 15, 2003
Its seems To me as though, Coffee Breath Is Such An Ugly after taste!... -Wouldn't U agree with?.. Do People actually Know what Their Breath Smells Like When They're having an Intimate conversation as Like for example, when Couples talk in bed, face to face..?.. IF U care for someone, would U cut off the bodily smells, that scientist claim Are Turn On's to the opposite sex?
I know many Of U guys and even GIRLS out there have seen a Porno flick or Two...but.. U know when GUys OR SOmetimes Even Girls Are like sticking their Faces to what seems like "Licking" the ass.. I wonder.. Do THey Spray them selves Beforehand,. like.. to Not Have a smell Or taste of Ass? Do People In Society Actually Do That sorta Stuff In their Normal Sex Life?.. I mean.. to Me.. I think (personally) Even “eating Out” a Girl Is A very deep Step in Somebody’s sex life.
Today Before I went TO My Fourth Period, I went To Megan’s Locker.. Like Always.. U know.. I gave Her my love.. I gave her a hug.. and Just Told Her that- that was the only reason I came Down there.. (just to Hug her).. The Smell Of Her Really Turned me On….. … Since shes A Swimmer.. She Often Has The smell OF Chlorine, Which Is totally A Turn On.. ( I dunno.. Call Me weird) once I went to my 4ht period I stopped and thought about the Different smells that Is a Turn on too Soo Many people.. Isn’t It weird?
click here to contact me him - 12:03 p.m.
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on Sunday, September 14, 2003
-Before I went to Church Today, I drove By Anthony MIle's House.. (I can't figure out why we did).. but, There was a massive amount of People Out there, just standing around.. Including Anthony Miles.. It Didn't Accure To ME that the last time We had so many people outside somebodies House Was when We lost a fellow class memeber, Eric Davis.. Who Would Have thought that We were gonna Experience another loss..
Right when I was about the LEave work.. Mrs. Roth Asked ME If I knew Vantory.. Anthony's Brother.. And I was like.."Uh Yeah"...
"He passed away this Morning like around 5 in a car accident".... "WHAT!" SO Many things In my HEad were going Around, and around.. I only thought about Anthony, and MRs Miles... how bad it must feel.. . ..
Right When I got Home I ran To Anthony's House.. Only To Find Out that Him and His Mother Left to Sac...
Anthony, When U read This.. I just wanna Tell U That I love U man!.. I feel So Sad For U right now.. I dunno How Ur taking it.. And How Ur Mother Is.. Anthony.. I wouldn't know How it feel to Lose a Brother.. Yet alone a family Member.. But I really Want to bring this To Ur attention... Keep Ur hEad High MAn!.. Everyday, We hear Ambulences around merced, -Its like hearing cries for HElp.. WHo would Have thought That the help Woulda been Someone We Love.. ***-We Love U Mrs. Miles & Fam.. ****
click here to contact me him - 09:39 p.m.
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on Saturday, September 13, 2003
HEy Everybody!.. Whats Up.. Just came in From Work... Me and my momma Went out in search For my Car Today.. I'm soo excited.. I probably won't get it for another month or two.. U know.. I have My eye on this 97 cherrokee Jeep.. Its SOOO Bomb!.. I love it.. Probably my second Choice is this 98 Red Mustang..but the only thing I don't like about Red Mustangs is that Everybody and their Momma Has them..!..
YEah So Yesterday Right Before I went to work (At coldstone)I was about to Go pick up my new Schedual for Ambrosia.. When All of a sudden..*ring**Ring*..-It was Amanda.. (she's a bud who was looking forward for an interview w/ ambrosia, We applyed @ the Same Time)anywho.. I picked up the phone.. and..
me:Hello?
AMANDA:IS Jose There?
me:This IS Him
Amanda: Hey.. Whats Up..
Me: Nutt'n mutch.. U?..
AMANDA: Nothing.. Hey.. Did U ever get called in for Ur Interview At ambrosia?..
(hearing nosie in the background)
Me: Uh.... Yeah.. I got Hired foo!!!..
AMANDA: WHAT!.. Oh HEll No!.. Fuck this I'm LEaving!..
Me: Haha.. Whats the matter?.. Where U at?
AMANDA: I'm here at Ambrosia.. Wait what the fuck.. Don't U already have a Job?..
Me: Yeah... But so?..
Amanda: Fuck U!.. U suck!..
ME: Sorry.. I love U!.. Hey What R U doing tonight?.. Stop By Coldstone for some ICeCream!
Amanda: YEah Okay-Whatever..
Me: Alright, Well I gotta go to work.. Bye!..
Amanda: Bye..
Shes was pretty mad.. LAter on that Day.. Amanda And Vero Stopped by, because Vero Had to Tell Me something.. Amanda Sorta Just stood at the door.. I waved and Smiled.. But She really didn't have a face expression.. Before Vero Left.. I asked Her.. Hey.. (Just kidding) -do U think U guys Can Pick me Up after work?.. I aint got a Ride.. Vero Told Me she'd ask Amanda (cuz she was driving).. so like an hour later.. I called Veros Cell and I was LIke..
Me: Hey So..do I have a ride?
VEro: (asking amanda) Does Jose Have a Ride?..
(amanda In the background) DO I HAVE A JOB?!?!?..
I thought that was pretty Funny.. When I got Home I had a voice message on my Cellie.. It was them asking Is I still needed a ride.. So I'm guessing Amandas Not Mad At ME..
I LOVE U!..
I was looking as some pics and this Popped up.. These were My Prom Pants!.. Arn't they the shit!?!?.. It doesn't matter who I went with.. all I know is that My PAnts Were Fucking BOMB!
click here to contact me him - 08:11 p.m.
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__one thousand__ on Thursday, September 11, 2003
theres Been A thousand people on this site already!.. _FEELING SO Good rightnOW!__
check it out.. its been 1000 peeps today! 
click here to contact me him - 07:55 p.m.
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on Thursday, September 11, 2003
Remember when I went To MExico To Visit my Wet-back Dad?.. Well Here a PIc of Me and My Sis, MARIa in MExico where My dad's land is.. He's the one that took the pic.. He said hes gonna Build a Rancho There.. I'm Pretty Excited for him.. the land is Huge!.. 
click here to contact me him - 07:25 p.m.
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__IN UR FACE FUNDILLO__ on Thursday, September 11, 2003
-Sorry Sister.. i hope U don't mad.. I love U.. This is my way of getting even with U.. Haha..
In Other NEws.. I Got A seCOND JOB!.. WHOOO~!.. Can U believe that shit~!.. I'm a Coldstoner, and Now.. The NEw and Improve Jose Lopez Is a worker at the local Ambrosia.. Isn't that just the shit!.. THis IS what happen..
So I walk In into the Normal "Interview" and The owner.. ( can't think of his Name ) was like.. "Oh HI Jose"... I took my seat.. and I wait for like a halfie.. They were sorta busy.. U know working With customers and stuff.. I guess they were waiting on another worker that was suppose to come in.. He arrived a little late, but I was all Gravy.. Soon.. the wife.. (also the owner, and I can't think of her name either) Came and sat with me, and we just had the coolest conversation in the world!.. While we waited for her husband to come down to start the Interview, we just talked about Art.. and School.. And CHURCH!.. (she goes to my church) I think thats What Got me the job.. We had soo Much things In Common.. SoSOOSOSOS Rad!.. Once the Guy came down.. we basically Just talked about the hours.. And stuff.. and He was like.. "Well I know MY wife likes U already".. and U seen like a great guy.. But Our only concern is that U might be a little too Shy.. Or maybe Ur Just polite" I was like Oh HEeeeelllLL NO!.. -j/k I told them That I'm a really out going people's person, but the fact that We met like two seconds ago, is probably the reason why I seemed quite around U.. they loved the answer.. and told me to check in tomorrow because that is when the schedule was up, and that I'm hired.. WHOOO!.. I Rock!.. I think I'mma Like it there A lot.. Because their concern was getting to know me.. Not just hiring anyone!.. I felt really special!.. ..
Oh Shit!.. Its 4:15.. I'm suppose to be At Megans water polo Meet!.. Dang.. I wonder if I have still have time to go.. Botty-call.. j/k.. If I can't make it.. I STILL LOVE U MEG!... MUHA!. ;)<3<3<3
click here to contact me him - 04:23 p.m.
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on Wednesday, September 10, 2003
BR>TOmorrow IS September 11th. 2 years since the Planes killed Thousands Of Peeps.. thOSe Fuckers@!
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on Tuesday, September 9, 2003
_HEy Everybody.. Dang.. My Counter Is almost to 1000!.. Whow .. I wonder what should I do When I reaches it?.. Maybe I'll put up something rather special.. Like a celebration sorta thing..
YEah Well I just finish editing our homecoming music.. Its not finish, But I stopped for the day, Because I've been working on it ALL freaking DAY from like 1:00- to NOW!!- And U know what.. BEtween U and Me!.. I really don't feel like doing it anymore.. I mean, I feel as though I'm going to do the music, the Dance, And What not, And Andres ( the Senior Prez) Is gonna get All the credit.. don't get me wrong.. I love the guy.. Hes a great Pal.. But Man!.. I guess this Is leading into the whole "leadership" deal.. not making it this year.. REally bites!.. Like Today For example.. ..4th period I'm a teachers aid For the Career Center, Which Is RIght next to the SBO(Student Body Office) WHere leadership hangs out.. Anyway.. Today I was sent there to Make a copy of some letter of Mrs. Tipetts', and As I walked by, the book-keeper lady Was like, "Oh Look Jose, HEres the new Leadership group pictures..".. and In my head I was like.. What the fuck bitch.. WhY R U showing me this U fucking Whore!.. I was like".. Nah I rather not".. and I walked away.. I can admit.. I get Jelous Of LEadershitter.. (can U tell).. especially that one freak girl that took my position I was going for.. I don't even know her name, But she commissioner of Rallies.. -I don'tlike her one bit, and its not because she did something to me, its outta Jealousy.. Oh-well MY SENIOR YEAR BITES!
click here to contact me him - 09:21 p.m.
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on Monday, September 8, 2003
YEah SO I Just Came From THe First student council meeting.. And man It sucked!.. I felt soooo Left out!.. I almost Just left because I felt sooo Stupid... But We figured out what our homecoming theme is.. "decades..".. Seniors are picking 80's!.. Oh Yeah!.. Whooo!.. its gonna BE great..
Hey Well "Cutie".. whats up? .. I totally thought U were someone .. But Now that I put pieces together, I know u're not her.. And Frankly.. .. I've had my eye on this someone for quite a while now... and I Really have the hotts for her.. And I just don't think ur her.. Or MAybe U are?.. If U are her.. U should already know I have the hotts 4 ya.. LEave me Ur Initials..
click here to contact me him - 09:28 p.m.
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on Monday, September 8, 2003
Dang Its Hot Up in herre!.. Just came from School, and Stripped down to nothing, because of the Heat!.. So As we Speak, I’m nude Typing this Shit.. HAha- So Yeah I Stopped by Ambrosia, And they Told ME that My interview will be postponed until Thursday.. ** praying that I get that JOB!** - dang I better not Jinks It, *knock on wood*
Yesterday I worked.. I was soo Tired.. And kinda Bummed.. Already the Third day of a stoner, and I found out somebody doesn't like me.. And Frankly I don't give a shit.. She can Suck MY BALLS! Elena Roth!.. ( as soon as I find a picture of U, I'mma Put Ur bitch ass on blast! ) Elena IS this Older Lady That, I swear works Everywhere!.. Her ass has a job at coldstone, at my school, and At Costco.. DANG!.. But whatever.. She doesn’t like me.. She called me a Fag and a prick.. Well Not to my Face, But She told One of the coworkers stuff about me once she found out I was Hired… o-well
Yea so Um.. “CUTIE”.. Where Were u during lunch?.. I didn’t see U!
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_THE KISS__ on Sunday, September 7, 2003
I'm going to Remember this For the rest of my life.. !
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on Sunday, September 7, 2003
"It's kind of a turn-off to know that Hugh Heffner has had sex with most of the girls you see in Playboy." -Andrew
THis IS SOO SOOO True.. Hahah
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___HAHa____ on Saturday, September 6, 2003
So I'm Killing time, Because I go to work 2night from 6-close.. I can't wait.. I love work.. then Right After, My Girlz Gonna Pick me Up To hit da streets OF Mer-dead.. Last night Amanda, (MY girlz) Picked me up, and Had the BEst Night Of Our lives.. Its was so Crazy.. everybody and Their Momma Was Out Tring to Find Something To Do.. At one Point we had 40 CARS fallowing Us to A party.. ISn't that Caazy?.. Shitt..
Jacque Just Left my House, She stopped by to Work On Homecoming Music/Dance.. THis YEars Gonna BE GREAT!.. Alright I better go.. My Momma Wants me to go Wash the Truck.. Oh And.. Gezz.. I better watch out what I say Now.. I have sisters logging on my web site checking it out,..
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on Saturday, September 6, 2003
Heres A cool Pic Of Me With my sister Vanessa, and Brother In LAws Lorenzo & CHANO.. and if U look closly, U can see Kelly osbourne Way in the back.. Yep.. That Her.. She actaully came with us on our trip.. HAha.. Well Maybe not, shes just subsituting a person that did wanted to be apart of that family picture.
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__Looking Though Pic;s___ on Wednesday, September 3, 2003
Just looking at some Old Pics of back in da Days.. Just wanna Share With U... These Are some Of last YEars Seniors.. Class OF '03
2 the left we have Rusty, then under him we have Vanessa Hoffman, Then Donna Thongsavat, above her we have Arianna, to the right of her is Cartier, then the others Are Unknown to me..
HEre We Got VanessA Hoffie ( Shes been seen on this Site too many times )and then My Best Bud Anthony MIles .. This Pic Was taken During Halloween, He was Dressed as Stephen.. (Ant I need a better pic of U)
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3 Strikes I'm OUTT!!! on Tuesday, September 2, 2003
Shit MANN!.. I got Fucked UP!.. Talk about three Strikes I'M OUT!.. Dang!.. Ahw!!. I'm So BummmEd!.. Well Check this Out.. For a while my GIrl NAt-Wood Been Telling me that I should Petition My way in to LEadership, BEcause I lost Twice LAst YEar to get in it!.. (Recap).. ** Ran For Vice PResident, Lost Second Round, Decided To go for "Rally Director", Lost that Shit Cuz My GPA was Recovering from My PRom Duties of Junior PRz)any who.. So YEah I went For the Kill Of the Third time, Only Missing it By A Hair.. I was told by the advisor, that everyone Wanted me in Leadership, but that It'd Be unfair to let me in, and not other people that were trying to do what I was.. So I was Dropped.. !!! FUCK that! MAN!.. I'm Worth More that Half of them Peace of Shit Student GOv combined!.. they Lost OUT!!.. (I'm Offically Anti School Activities)
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on Tuesday, September 2, 2003
HEy Everyone!.. Ahw man!.. What A great weekend.. (oh by the way, Sorry That I havn't been Up dating, I went to San Diego For the Three day weekend & i didn't have access to A computer~!..). Ahw.. It was soo Great!..LEt me break it down for U!..
SO YEah.. Friday Rolls By.. and like normally I get outta school Early (12:30) and I decided to Get a hair cut because, U know.. I was gonna go vist my dad and cousins In San Diego, & I didn't wanna look raggity.. (the style over there is Different) Once I get home I start Packing, and Take a nap Or whatever until my sister Rolls Around.. --So she gets here like at 9:00.. and we go to Target to stalk up with Ass paper, and Toothpaste.. U know, EVERYTHING we needed for the road trip.. We didn't LEave MErced Till like 10:30 at night!!! We were just taking our sweet ass time..
We ended up getting to her Friends Place in Palm Springs Like at 4am.. and I just crash On the Couch, while My sister stayed up to catch up with the "Good times" w/ her friend.. three hours later.. My sister Wakes me Up to Jet outta HEr friends padd.. Later finding out that my sister didn't even sleep a wink!.. She stayed up talking with her Friend.. & let me tell U!.. the south Kicked my ASS!.. it was sooo Fucking HOT!... and it was only 7 in da fucking morning!.. Merced Can;t beat 107 degrees In da fucking morning!.. and Keep in mind.. THis shit was in the crack of dawn.. can U imagin the tempature at nooN!/?.. shiiztt..
So we jetted to Imperal.. Where we were gonna Meet SOme Cousins with JET SKIS... from there we headed to San Diego to Ride them mutho FO's!.. Ahw shit!.. It was Fucking cracking In that Shizz-natch!!.. The first Trip around the Island I got Knocked off that shit... It was Bomb!.. the water was Warm.. And we were hitting 70 on those jet/s's.. MAn.. I had a blast!.. after hours Of Riding the The skis.. and looking for my cousins Boat ( we kept losing them ) we headed out.. We gave our Peace, kiss, and Love, then We left to Our Other cousins To shower!.. We ate some Carne Asada.. and visited my Aunt and Uncle at their CAMP site somewhere in The san diego Mountains.. It was Rad.. They had this Big ass RV.. So we did that, the We headed back To my Cousins Padd again because My sister was die'n of sleep.. Her muther-fo was awake more than 24 hours!..
When We Woke We Got ate, got ready, and Left to the Bitch (Beach) and Ahw!.. Sooo Many Beautiful people there!.. We road some waves with the Boogie boards, ate some more, came home crashed, then woke up the next morning To Visit my Dad in Mexicali!.. IT was Pretty Cool Seeing my dad again.. He showed us around.. and Took Us to this place where he bought all this Land, and that he was gonna Build a house there for him to retire.. right after that shiz-natch, we headed home… We drove 10 hours to get to my padd.. And I just crashed!.. I was Dead Alsleep!.. And here I am!.. God it was A blast!..
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on Friday, August 29, 2003
DANg!.. Work Is So Laid back!.. OMG!.. Its nothing compared to what I went through In SAN JO!.. Geez.. Most of the time we're in the back chill'n drinking a soda!.. And da MAnager is Soo Cool.. Everybodies a kid there.. Ahw man!.. What a relief!.. I though I was gonna die before I went in.. Didn't know what to expect.. But Now I know that Its gonna be all coozie!.. HAh. Alright.. Just wanted TO Update a little bit.. Gotta Go to schooL!. NOw.. YEAsterday I was kinda late!..
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_HEHE_ on Thursday, August 28, 2003
HEy yall.. Whats Up.. I'm Here At home killing time cuz My mom is gonna take me to school in a while.. I'm eating Luck charms.. (Umm.. Love that)-YEah So I talked to my best bud last night.. I havn't talked to him a in while, and it was great hearing from him again. Hes pretty much living the life as an ex Senior.. I'm So HAppy for him.. He seems to be in the right track to Starbom.. (Ahw the good times)
awh this is my song.. "I ready to bet it all, unless U don't care at call..but U know I want U, U should stop front'n babe .."
alright Todays gonna be my first day of work.. I'm sorta feeling scared about it... Ahhww.. Well We'll see what happens.. TTYL
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__I got da JOB__ on Tuesday, August 26, 2003
Haha.. Guess whos the Next COLDSTONER!.. I called to today To ask If I had the job or whatnot.. And Scott<--da manager Was like.. Oh Yeah.. I'd be more than Happy to have U as a Worker.. So I start Thurday from 6-close.. Its gonna be great.. Now I know its gonna Be hard The First few weeks when I aint got a ride.. but Allz I know that I gotts to Keep my Head High, And Make them DENERO!.. Shoot.. I had this Long Ass Convo with My Step-Day.. Basically I just wanted to tell him I had the job, (since he was the only Person In the House).. And he ended up having a long ass talk with me that Lasted.. (I kid U not) a whole HOUR!.. the converstaion ranged from.. His first job.. His first house.. His Life, is mom, my mom, How much he thinks good about, how much I've grown, and that when I'm 18 (IN DECEMBER) He'll help me to get my CAR!.. YEp.. I said it.. MY CAR!>. Can U belive that Shit!.. My own mother fucking son of a bitch, piss, fuck, cunt, cock sucker, mother fucker, dick, twat, dirty mop of a CAR! Hell Yeah!!
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__TOleget___ on Monday, August 25, 2003
Man, What A Great view I have from Here!.. I'm Here chillin in da Merced's JC's library, and This Computer Is like Right next to da Window, and U could see the sunset, With the reflecting colors on the Clouds.. So many colors. .. different shades Of pink and purple. ..*ahh so relaxing*
YEah SO I just got outta my Digital Class In Da college.. and It just so happen THat I did bump into a college chick to my desire.. "AMANDA" She graduated my Freshman YEar.. and shes such the pretty Picture.. She offered ME a RIde, But I told her that I was coo, and That I need to Finish A project in da library.. (Shiit.. U know she wants ta Holla!)
But anyways.. I had such a great day today.. Like I said Before.. I mean.. I dunno.. THis YEar is gonna go By so Fast.. and YEt relaxing.. Ahw man.. What a year to come..
YEah So I just got kicked out.. BRB.. Okay I'm Back.. The lady IN the Library told me that Emails/Webbies Wern't aloud in there because it Was a studing Place.. Bull shit.. I Was the only mutha Fucka in there.. So YEah.. I'm Here Now in the Computer Lab.. i'm probably Boring U.. So I better Stop.. I'll Check U out later.. -Hi MEg.. <3
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_DAY ONE OF MY JOB SEARCH__ on Monday, August 25, 2003
YEah So Today Right after school, I walked To "AMBROSIA" which is a Local Smootie/coffee Place.. I ordered a Peaches And Cream Smoothie (MY FAV) and asked if They Were Hire'n.. THe sweet lady was like..
" We will soon, But we're only accepting ResumeS"..
Once I got home I took a shower Because, Once again I had Ball Sweat all over me.
TOday Was suppose to Be the day when I call Coldstone and ask if they were gonna hire me or not.. so anywho.. I called, and I got More Bull shit, Talking about If I could give hime one more day to decide.. Its really pissing me off.. But whatever....
I sorta Just shook the anger off and decided to type My Resume so I could Summit It to Ambrosia.. Hopefully the Won't give me bull shit....
So I take the Resume Over to Ambrosia.. And when I get in I see... Uh.. Mr. -Something.. I can't think of his name.. Hes like a teacher at my school... and he goes to the same church i do.. When I was leaving he told me..
"HEY Tell Cartier I said Hi"..
I was like.. "YEah Alright".. -If he only.. I guess he was a teacher of cartiers- or whatever..
Well I gotta get ready for my College class.. Hopefully I see some College chicks or something.. Nothing like high school.. haha PEACE!,,
-JOSE
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__OCH___ on Sunday, August 24, 2003
I decided to Write In My Webbie again today.. Just cuz I aint got too much to Do.. My NECK IS still fucked UP!.. Depending on How I'm Feeling tomorrow, I'mma go on that Job Search.. cuz I know that last paycheck Aint gonna last..And I know Most Of Yall Are asking " What ever happen To Coldstone In MERCED" Well.. I'm suppose to Call Tomorrow TO see if the guys Still gonna Hire me.. HE was Debating if he should.. So Frankly I dunno If I want da Job ANYMORE.. He could Go suck a nut.. Besides It'd Probably be too Hard for me to get there right after school.. I mean I leave school.. Around.. 12:30.. So If I'd walk.. I'd get therre Around... Uh,, 1:45.. Or something.. Fuck that.. and by the Time I'd Have enough Money to Get my car.. I'd Be graduation.. Shit.. I mean.. my motha Was talking about getting me a car.. But I told her to forget it cuz,In my mind I was thinking that- that Would just give her more Power towards me.. Giving her the choice to take it away from me whenever she feels like it.. -Fuck that.. I wanna earn My SHIT!@/ -dang Gotta go.. its Past my Bed time
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__Pain SUCKS___ on Sunday, August 24, 2003
YEah I'm Back From My Tripp Up In San Jo/Santa Cruz.. It was Great!.. I had the Best time Of My life.. ! pROBABLY da only Bad Shit that Happen Was When a Wave fucked me Up By Slaming mE to THe GRound Fucking my NECK!.. (Hurts Like a Mutha).. My Mom Just finished Massage'n it with that Cold/hot Cream Crap.. -It feels Better, but I know I'mma Be walking at school With da gangsta Lean On my neck.. Haha..
Yeah So I picked up my last check @ COLDSTONE.. -It was PRetty Cool Seeing the People again.. and it was also Nice seeing Abby talking to Kyle again.. ( I Know How Much She missed HIm ) P.S --Dis Does To ABBY.. LOL My sister thinks Kyle is Gay,, But that He doesn't know about it yet.. Just to Warn U.. haha--..
Man.. I can't Believe that Today was the Last time I'll be going to the Beach For the rest of the YEAR!.. Man THats Sucks!.. I saw SO Many Fine ASS girls.. --Ow mama.. (JUST gotta Keep it tight.. I'll find that Person sooner or Later)..
Man Shit.. I need to go study for Paaskey's Lil Shindig of a test I think hes gonna give us.. Oh-well.. I'll do that in a bit...
So Lets Recap on How my weekend Went..
Day One.. Friday... didn't go to the dance, cuz I thought It was gonna suck balls.. Only to find out that it was actually Poppen.. But later went out with Some Buds and Tried a new drink that Was actually good, but found no 'acual' party..
Day TWO..Sat.. Woke Up Hella Early Cuz My mom Made me do Yard Work.. Cutting Grass, Trimming trees, etc.. Ended up taking a shower Cuz My underwears were soked In ball Sweat.. Found that My sister called while In da shower to Invite me to go to da beach.. (HELLZ YEAH)
Day THREE.. Sun.. Woke Up in San Jo.. Left to the beach, Got fucked up by a wave.. Didn't go back in THe water cuz I was Handicap.. Stayed On my towel Watching Every chick Pass me by feeling stupid cuz I looked stiff from my neck.. Came home.. Got a massage from mommie.. Watched ACE VINTURA PET DETECTIVE.. and Got online..
Over all My weekend Rocked!.. So Out off the wall!.. Till NExt time!. Sleep well-Cuz I won't!
-JOSE
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__Bay Area HEre I come____ on Saturday, August 23, 2003
YEah So I guess THe Dance Wasn't Bad at all.. (So I heard).. I guess A lot of Peeps Showed Up, But its all Alright.. Because I had Fun watching.. "TRUE LIFE".. Haha.. But YEah.. So Soon After the Danced Ended Like around Midnight, My GIrl Came And Picked Me Up So We could Go search'n For them PArties.. (NOt too Much Luck).. But Its Alright.. the only thing we found, wasn't too popen.. It was like All the Way In the Country!.. we had to Take this Scary ass Long dirt Road.. Only to find Skinny ass Freshman GIRls Trying Too look Cool by drinking with Seniors.. (Dumb).... So We Left that Place.. And Basically.. Nothing Else Happen... I actually had fun Because it was the first Night out of the NEw school YEar..
So here I am Waiting For my mom to finish Taking a shower.. SHe gonna Drop Me off In Madera On her Way To A doctors Appointment In fresno.. (MADERA) is where My older sis lives).. And Like around Noon Or whatnot.. my sister and I are going back up to the Bay.. And go to the BEach on Sunday.. Opps.. My moms Ready.. Gotta GO!.
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__SUPP____ on Friday, August 22, 2003
HEy Yall,, Whats Crack-a-lackin?..Sorrieez I havn't been Updating.. I've been trying to be on top of my homework.. ..
Anywho Guyz.. Nothin too Exciting Here in ol' Merced..... School-huh.. It could be better.. Not what I totally expected to get outta Senior Year, But Hey Its the Begining of the YEar.. Right?..
well One of da Classes THat I think I like, is Drama.. Its so Funny.. I got moved up to Drama Two.. BEcause I rule-the Skeul!. Haha.. But yea I like it there cuz.. Maybe 50% of da time I Get eye Contact with the girls.. I mean Everytime I look around, I have someone looking at me.. Maked me feel So.. LIked.. haha.. on da other hand. They Are Just Frosh and Sophmores.. and let me tell U.. I have U.S Gov With This Mighty Fine Chick.. *
Moving on to another subject.. TOday Is Our Schools First Dance.. *Booo* Not really excited.. See.. Out School Gym is being Remodeled.. And The flores Are Torn Off.. So.. we had to Move the Best dance of the year *OUTSIDE*.. How GAY IS THAT!.. I mean.. Hey I know we're *MErced High School*.. But DANg.. thats Too Ghetto!-NO offense to any Leadership members.. I know its not Under Ur Control.. But geez-louizz..
I'm looking forward In Skipping the Dance and Going out!.. I havn't been Drunk In a shit load of a time!.. I have my friend ~<3 amanda Sanchez <3~ picking me up after she leaves the dance.. We plan to Party Hardie.. Well at least I do..
"uhhz.. Uz gotz thez Wrongz Numberz.."
and she Hung Up.. -Maybe It was By accident,, Or maybe it wasn't.. who Am I to say?.. Oh well.. Just though I'd Share With u..
.. -So YEah I'm Currently getting ready for homecoming .. Downloading Music and stuff.. I think its gonna turn Out 110% better than Last years Performance... Very excited.. Anywho.. Check U guys Later!.. Don't forget to post a message!. Lov Ya!
-JOSE
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__what da??>__ on Monday, August 18, 2003
hEY, Just Curious To Know.. Who all These People Are on my message board.. .. WhY Can't ya LEave a NAme?.. Especially that "Cutie" Girl.. Maybe I could Holla @ YA.. ..
-Jose
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__First Day Of School..__ on Monday, August 18, 2003
HEy Whats Up YAll.. I'm Actually Writing U From the J.C.. I just finished my first day Of "digital Art" class.. And let me tell U!.. It was so Freak'n Boring!.. I felt Like Dropping the Shit BEcause There Was No HAnds On Dealing with the Computers.. O-well.. I might as well keep the class Since I get to get outta School Earlyer.. . Speaking OF School.. My First Day OF Senior Was Today aswell.. It was SO Bomb!.. I felt So Good to know that I just have one more YEar.. And to See all the lil freshmen Struggle TO Look Older.. (Man THey Were SO small) Lunch Went by so Fast.. I was Chillin With Buds I havn't seen all Summer.. It was Great!..
SO Here I am.. In the J.C Just waste'n time.. I got outta That Digital Bullshit early Cuz I guess we covered everything pretty Quick, and It was Only the first Day.. I really Don't feel Like Going Home CUz I rather NOt See my mOm At all.. So I guess I'll Just chill Herre.
As of Now.. THe conflet between Me and my mom( Which I knew was Gonna Happen) HAs Started..THis last YEar is gonna Be Dreadful!.. We really Can't stand Eachother.. I mean I'm Not gonna Lie.. I sorta Do Disrepect my Mom IN the Sence THat Shes MY "MOM".. But Same with her.. She totally Does the Same To ME.. I just can't fucking wait tilL This Weekend Cuz I KNOW there R GOnna BE SOme Parties that I could Get wasted at!.. Whoo!>.
Other than That.. Over all.. "I GUESS" I feel pretty Good In MErced.. My Sister Called ME From San Ho Telling ME How Much she Missed ME, and that She Cried.. (Pretty Touching, I know) ..
Well U guys. I'm pretty Hungry.. So I'll Skip-a-doodle
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__FUCK HOME!__ on Sunday, August 17, 2003
Shit MAn!.. I just Remembered How much I hate Living Here!.. Don't get me wrong or anything.. I love This TOwn And the People In it.. Its Just that My Mom!... AhwhH!.. Hate is too "Nice" to discribe what We feel For eachother!.. I'm So Sick And Tired Of Putting Up with her Bullshit!.. She trys To make It seem Like Shes the fucking Queen of the world, and that Shes Right, and everybody else Is Wrong!.. I used to Think That Kids Who Hate their Parents Are Just "Snoby and Spoild".. Well Shit.. When It hIT ME IN THE ASS, It made me look and thinks Way Different!..
THis Morning My Mom Offered Me to take Me To the Store So I could get what I needed for school, Or Whatever.. ( all I really needed was a backpack, Cuz I had already Bought Everything I needed iN SAN Jo) Anyways.. So Here We Are at the mall With My sister Just walking .. Of COurse I'm On the look out for A backpack that ISn't too Fancy-pantsy.. I was like..
"Hey MOm,, Lets Check Out Big 5.. This is where I got my backpack Last YEar"
and out of no where I hear my Mom Yell out to my sister..
Oh my god.. Here U buy Backpacks for , where else where U could find them FOr ..
I sorta Just Stood there, and thought.. U know what ... Its all right.. LEts mOve on.. WHY would I wanna Waste my time.. I'll just wait for my LAst two Checks From Work, and I'll come Buy It myself.. Without worring of my moms So Called FInancial Heart attack.. I confronted my mom, and was LIke..
U know what.. Just forget it.. I'll come by myself And Buy it, Because I could see How Ghetto mexican Style U annonced That THis Store Is way over Ur Budget.. Make Long Story short.. I told My mom TO Forget it.. And that I'll be walking home So I wouldn't Hear Her Damn Bull Shit!!.. Right after Leaving the mall.. I walked to My School Cuz It was only a few blocks Away.. And Saw My bud Who Gave me a ride HOme.. LIFE SUCKS.. I better go now Cuz My sister Just Called me To tell Me that "MOM" Is coming home Now..
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__Home Sweet Home___ on Saturday, August 16, 2003
Well U guys.. I'm BACK From My Short Ass Summer Vacation From San Jose!.. It was Great while it lasted.. But like all Good Dreams.> (they Have TO come TO an End)... My Leaving From My Work "Coldstone" Was pretty Emotional, I didn't think I was Gonna Get So Attached To them FoolS!.. (ABBY, KATHY , HUEN, & ALLEN) U guys Rock.. I had A great Week!.. I hung Out with My Girl KAthy!.. We First Went to Great America for an Hour or whatever, then We bought Some Tickets To see " AMERICAN WEDDING" (Oh my god,, It was SOOO GOOD!.> SO Funny.. U guys Gotta see it) And We also Went to Jamba Juice & My Fav.. IN N OUT!>. Whoo!>. Afterwards We Hung Out with Abby.. Allen.. And Their Friends!>. I was Great.. We Went bowling for a while, and ended the night At Carrows.. Theres Such A sweet lady Working there Named Lucy.. "we" call her Sweet HEart..
Then THe next Day... At work, I saw my Other Girl Meredith, (ahw Such A heart Throb).. It was her last Day As well.. She was going to Hawaii To school at start her Sophomore YEar in College.. Anywho.. I asked Her on a Date TO see a movie Since that was the only thing Open So Late.. ( I closed the Store).. Ended up not going with her Cuz it was too Late For her, so I went with my sis.. We saw (Freddy Vs. Jason).. Movie really sucked!.. Don't watch it!.. I give it a 6 1/2 for effort..
. Well I guess.. I'm Ready For school... Not too Sure.. I mean.. Senior YEar already!.. And No CAR!.. Oh Come-on!.. And Plus I need To Drop Off some stuff at THe Coldstone Ova Herre In MErced.. I still need to see if THEY STILL WANNA HIRE ME!>. They Better>!. HAha. Well U gotta Go unpack Some MORE!,, till next time!
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><+__+--Alter Ego!--+__+>< on Wednesday, August 13, 2003
Thats Mu=y Girl Abby!(on da right) Shes the coolest.. !. (Check HEr webbie out.. click on ABBY LInk On the Right>>) Shes says that-THat's her Alter Ego..(on da left) I guess.. An ALTER EAGO.. Is when U are the same exact person of someone else in the opposite sex somewhere In the World.. Isn't that Cool to thinK??>. .. I'm still Trying to Figure Out Who MINE IS!
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__DANG!!__ on Wednesday, August 13, 2003
I don't Understand Why they give me all these hours at work, And at da last minute they tell me to Go home Cuz Its Slow!.. I mean shit!.. If U know its gonna Be slow on a weekday, don't book all these people to work shifts!
Anywho.. Like always I got sent home early.. It was in perfect timing actually, Because I was just about to ask For a Break Since I was Starving!.. so Right After I excused myself from My Girl "ABBY" (now U can't say I never mention U on my web page!) I went Up to the Eating area Of the Mall and Got me SOme PANTA EXPRESS!.. Umm.. So I got my stuff, and Food.. And ate On the way Home.. except for the freeway of course!.. bUT BEING THE STUPID PERSON i AM, I ALMOST died!.. See this is what happen.. I decided to Go the Back Roads Because I thought they'd Be less traffic, And More time For me to Eat At the Same time.. so here I am.. Stopping and going at each Stop Sign, When this Old Fart of A lady pulls iN front of me making me Go 15 fucking miles Per Fucking Hour!.. So Picture this.. Me eating Panda Express in my Coldstone Outfit in back of an old ass fart going 15 fucking miles per fucking hour!.. Skip a few stop signs.. I end Up hitting the bitch in her back Trunk Part of her car Because I was focus On getting the last shrimp outta my rice.. So here I am Stunned as a mutha fucka..thinking oh No!.. This Bitch Gots ME.. I aint got no license, and No Insurence!.. This Bitch Is about to become a wealthy Fuck!.. I was so Surprised that The whore Didn't even feel the damn car move!.. She Just kept driving Like if Nothing Happened!.. I was in Shock that I pulled over and Check My Car only to Find out that nothing Was wrong with it. .. Feuuw... That Was A close fucking call!...
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~`**HOMEALONE**`~ on Tuesday, August 12, 2003
Well My sister Left to This Family Camp With Her two Kids LEaving Me and My Bro-IN LAW Alone at home cuz We couldn't get those Days Off.. they'll BE Back Um.. thursday I guess.. Its A pretty Eye Opener Because I now notice How Much Work My Sister Does to keep this house in good Condition.. I mean.. Shoot.. Dishes suck!.. and So does Cleaning.. I just finished Putting stuff away Because the Hosue was beginning to Look Like my room Back Home.. Haah.. Anywho.. This Entry Is Dedicated to My sister.. MARIA GRADILLA!.. LOVE U!
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PEACE! on Monday, August 11, 2003
I've noticed that People Use the "Peace sign" alot UP here in the Bay Area.. WHen I was going To Valley Fair..(the mall I work at)this Car with Three GIrls , Sorta MAde a sharp Ass Turn In Front of me.. And She HEld up the "Peace SIGN" in the rear view mirro.. .. I was so Pissed off And Gave her my Own Sign.. * I flipped Her off * And Yelled "BITCH!!" Now that I think about it, It was sorta MUtiral.. Since She was Sorta Cute, And Smiled at me When We both Got outta The Car When We parked.. O-well.. Now, when ever I cut someone off on the road.. I too Show them Up with the Peace sign..
Oh Man.. And I remember One TIme While I was closing the Store, I vouleteered Myself to take the Trash out Because no one Else Felt in the mood to do so.. It Requires A lot Of Timing like when U Throw The Heavy Ass Liquidy Bag Over the eight Foot DUmpster.. and not to mention the smell!.. Anywho.. on my way Out to throw the garbage this Homeless Guy, sorta timid to ask me, asked Where He could Find Some Water To Wash His Hands.. I viewed his Hands And Saw How Rough And Dirty They were , So Full of Excess Skin and Cuts.. Cheerfully I was like, "Oh YEa Man, I think theres A restroom Over here." "Thanks A lot Pal, I just need Water to Wash my hands, Thats all. People Are So Scared that I'll do something to them, and they Just Ignore me." HE said.. We Walked A few Steps.. and I was like.."Um.. I think.. There Should Be.. IF U walk Over there..".. He Cut my conversation before I finished and said... " Hey Man.. Its cool.. I'll Just wash my hand here in this Puddle.. i'm Used to it.. What Was Ur Name?," He asked. . "Jose." .. "Thanks A lot Jose..and Look," He pulled out the peace sign and said, "Peace". ..
LAter after I got Off of Work, I tried to Find Him so I could take him to IN N OUT or something.. He seemed like a pretty Cool Dude. I Never found him..
click here to contact me him - 10:54 p.m.
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_Hitchhiker girls_ on Monday, August 11, 2003
Today went pretty well.. Work Went By fast, Even Though I was asked To Stay For two Hours after My shift was suppose to end, just because they needed the help.. Soon After Work I was OFf In search for Some SunGlasses That This Guy Told ME about.. (He was wearing them, and HE Gave me Directions to where he got them)AnyWho.. Make Long story short.. I got Lost.. And Ended up going to Santa Cruz.. It was pretty Cool Though Cuz I was taking the back roads Through Little towns In the Mountains.. So I wasn't talking the 17, which was stacked with Traffic!.. Anywho.. On the way Through a Little Ass Town I saw 2 Girls Giving the Thumbs Up, as a sign of Hitchhikers.. Being the Curtious Person That I am.. I stopped.. They Asked.. "Where Ya HEaded?".. I was like.. "Santa Cruz".. "Oh Great Us too," they Said... So ON we went. .. the Way there.. We got to know eachother and talked and what not.. They Were Both gonna Turn 18.. I lied and already told them I was 18.. But it later Turned on me when they asked me when My birthday Was.. I choked and told them that I Was only 17, and that I didn't have a license.. They LAughed it out.. ..
The Girl Sitting next to me Smelled LIke Pot, and her teeth Were YEllow Ass fuck.. other than that, she was pretty.. And the Girl Sitting In the back Was Skinny.. and pretty,(In her own little white girl Way). . Once we reached Santa Cruz she gave me directions To where She wanted me to Drop her off.. I took her down town, and dropped her off at this Movie Place. .She was very thankful and gave me her Number, just in case I wanted a blow job.. (So she said)..
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on Sunday, August 10, 2003
Dedicated To my Girl Donna!.. I asked For An IDea To write as An entry.. and Poor Donna Told ME "MOped" ... What Kinda Topic Is that?.. I love U girl!
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~this is So Funny~ on Friday, August 8, 2003
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.
It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.
Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no wayof seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.
Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.
As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.
Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
Friends - DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!!!!
click here to contact me him - 08:38 p.m.
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on Wednesday, August 6, 2003
BR> HEy U guys.. Did U know that IN~N~out Has a Secret Menu?.. Well Check this Out, because Its not Listed anywhere in the store.. And here are some FUN facts
Even though IN- N - OUT Burger's menu is so small there is a secret menu not too many people Know about.
Here are all the Ones that I do...
Animal Style: Burgers are cooked with mustard. Pickles, extra spread and grilled onions are added.
Protein Style: Same as other the burgers, except that instead of a bun you get the sandwich wrapped in lettuce.
Flying Dutchman: Two beef patties and two slices of cheese. Nothing else...not even a bun.
2 by 4: Two beef patties and four slices of cheese.
3 by 3: Three beef patties and three slices of cheese.
4 by 4: Four beef patties and four slices of cheese.
4 by 6: Four beef patties and six slices of cheese.
100 by 100: Legend has it that this was ordered by a group of four celebrating a birthday.
Grilled Cheese: Hamburger without the beef patty.
Veggie Burger: Hamburger without the beef patty or cheese.
Double Meat: Double-Double without the cheese.
On the Sal: This is just lettuce and dressing. Nothing else.
Fries Well-Done: Extra crispy fries that may rival the original version.
Neopolitan Shake: A custom mixture of chocolate, vanilla and strawberry shake flavors.
Home Run: This is when a car passes by the microphone without ordering and cruises right up to the service window.
Oh and did you know IN-N-OUT was founded by a Christian family - notice "John 3:16" printed in tiny red letters on the bottom of every soft drink cup.
click here to contact me him - 09:02 p.m.
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on Wednesday, August 6, 2003
BR> Merry X-mas People.. heres From Mee..I might Be getting a Job at the Coldstone In Merced Because Today Before i went Back to San Jose., I stopped by and talked with the owner.. HE was pretty Interested in Me.. Good Luck to ME.. I hope I get the JOB
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~Boys Will BE Boys~ on Wednesday, August 6, 2003
((Response 2 Cartiers Email))
Cartier.. Of Course U cross My Mind.. Why Wouldn't U..Just da thoughts of How Stupid U are Reminds ME How not to Follow in Ur Damn FOot Steps! & the reason why "I talk shit 2 U on my Website" Is because Its A diary..!! and I could Write Whatever hell I fucking want to! If U don't like what u see, then Don't fucking listen to Ur friends when they tell U to read what I wrote in it!
YEs Cartier.. I have noticed how U don't use My name in Ur web site.. Who Gives A SHIT! everybody knows it me, and people who don't know me, probably don't give a shit!. For the Record cartier, U are IMMATURE!~..And I am Too.. Not as bad as How Far Ur Fucking Underwear is up Ur fucking crack, but thats another story!.. So I guess I'm immature Now because I talk shit about U on my web site.. I don't Give a shit.. I do it because I know I can Back it up!.. U don't talk about me because U can't! And If i'm Not fucking worth being on Ur Fucking website, How come Ur Fucking Emailing me?.. & for Ur Nosey Fucking Information.. I wasn't going around asking people if U were talking shit about me. .I was told.. and thats How It went around BITCH! and thats Okay, that U talk about me because Ur my main topic when I talk shit, so WHATEVER. . ~I quote Cartier~ ---> "Since we haven't been talkin I've grown more mentally and realize that I have other things to worry about then dumb ass people." Hey I don't Give a shit!..did I ask ur fucking plum ass?.. No.. I never wanted U to worry about me in the first place.. that was all U..
So My sister emailed U huh.. Whow big whoop!.. She just feels sorry for U because she sees how much people talks about U online.. "Boys Will be boys"
YEah I did say that I didn't wanna go to SAN FRAn If U were gonna Go.. And don't take that shit to the ass.. Because its true.. ! Why would I want to be able to say, "hey I slept with Cartier In a hotel"??>. .U and I both Know that there would have been hella tensions.. I do Hope Ur ass Don't try to Tag along if "people" try to COme To Santa Cruz..!. Just like U told Be before How U think its hella stupid that people try to tag along with other people the don't like.. U Instigator! Besides.. Who Invited U to San Fran?.. the word in the streets is that U invited Urself!.. Goes to Show How much U've grown more mentally. So anyway Cartier.. U grow Up.. Get A J-O-B!.. I still Have another YEar to Grow!.
P.s YEs Cartier, Out of all the people, I do know U do suck Because I sure in the hell Know that U didn't get Ur shit Poped in Hawaii By a "GUY".. more like U Brushed Ur Teeth With it. .Sucker!
P.S.S IF steven Wants his Pants back, he could Go pick them up .. Besides What R U doing still talking with steven?.. Arn't u tired Of changing Ur Face around him, because U do Know U talk mess about his Sexuality!
* and for those who Care, In this Entry.. i do Use the word "Bitch" lightly.. not to afend anyone.. its Just part of my VOCAB
click here to contact me him - 03:53 p.m.
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I am going to heaven Thank U very much on Monday, August 4, 2003
HEy U guys.. Just had Some Dust On my shoulders that needed to BE dusted off.. apparently a few of my buds.. and so called Enemies Of Mine Went on A little Vacation to San Fran.. which there were a few drinking events taking place, and Which my name Came across a few times.. Let this be clear to the world and viewers.. "Cartier Can Go Suck a Camote"! and for the record Cartier!.. (Because I know Ur ass Gets on my web site a few times)I never changed My feeling toward u.. I've always felt the same way I have from the first day I met U, til Right now.. Just because I told U the flat truth, Doesn't MEan I changed. It comes to show that U don't know me at all. U've always Bugged me Cartier... Why do u think everytime U called I always answered with" Damn, What the fuck do U want.. can't U see I was busy".. and U always Played it off like.. "hhaaha bitch, what R U doing".. I was actually Serious.. I don't regret saying anything to U Cartier!.. Its all the damn truth!.. What.. U can't handle it?.. I never Said I wasn't Ur Friend Or Anything Anymore.. I just Need that Space, Because U were getting too Close for Comfort.. ! -Now Ur the one talking all the shit U instigator! U act like fucking Philip, another Camote Sucker..
-Jose
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The Guy With Dreads on Monday, August 4, 2003
Hey U Guys Whats Crackin'lackn?.. I just finished talking with my Friend Lauren.. Shes Such A cool Girl.. I remember When I First met her.. She was at this School's Concert where all the money made goes to Good Benefits.. anywho.. She was there with My Future Lil ex GIrl Friend.. (Nicole)But skip a few weeks.. I ended Up going out with Nicole FOr like a month or What Not.. We broke Up because We both Decided that It would be better because I was leaving for the Summer.. right after the lil brake Up she met a guy.. Lets call him "The Guy with the Dread locks" lil old GIrl Met a guy two Days After We broke Up and started "dating". 'what a bitch!' I thought... I was pretty mad.. and Got In an ugly fight with her about it.. So Now We're not really talking.. I thought, "oh Yeah,, nicole Is Immature, so I bet her relationship with dread locks Guy isn't gonna Last".. sure Fooled me!..Lauren was telling me How She has been hanging out with Nicole, her Friend Vanessa, and Dread Locks Guy.. What A stab to the heart.. oh-well.. I dunno What Kinda Relationship I had with Her anyways.. We likes Eachother I guess.. but in a Very High SchooL way!.. Can't wait till I see her again.. Probably won't say much to her.. But I'm Just curios to see what she looks like.. Other than her.. I really wanna go see my Girl MEgan Cope.!.. Ohh.. What A hottie!.. I think she had her eye on me for a while.. I need to Go home to try to catch it again!.. Well U guys.. I need 2 go and Shower!.. Just came from the BEACH!
click here to contact me him - 07:01 p.m.
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on Sunday, August 3, 2003
Ahw.. Man My Niece Is Right Herre.. And her Feet really Stinks!.. Man!.. My sister bought her some new Shoes.. and they got wet.. So now eveytime she wares them.. it Stinks.. but anyways Guys.. Sorry I havn't updated my Webbie.. Its Cuz I have Full time Work Hours.. But Now I need to Leave and shower cuz I came back from the Bitch
click here to contact me him - 10:11 p.m.
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on Monday, July 28, 2003
Just wanted to Update some info about my last entry.. I lied about some stuff.. Just wanted to set things right..
Marilyn Monroe did not ever in her lifetime have 6 toes on either foot. On March 18, 1946, Joe Jasgur took Norma Jeane to Zuma Beach, California for a photo shoot. One photograph from this shoot came out looking like Norma Jeane had a sixth toe on her left foot due to a clump of sand sticking to her foot.
Unfortunately, the six toe rumor has spread and been taken as truth by so many. Even Ripley's Believe It Or Not has reported that Marilyn Monroe had six toes. It is really sad that because one man told a lie to make some money, poor Marilyn, gone from us now for 40 years (God rest her beautiful soul) is now made out to be a six toed freak by so many people.
click here to contact me him - 09:21 p.m.
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on Sunday, July 27, 2003
Well U guys.. I was going through internet stuff.. and I found Cool Facts that I thought U should read..
*Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.*If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.*A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.*It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.*No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.*All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the bill.*The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.*A snail can sleep for 3 years*American Airlines saved ,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.*China has more English speakers than the United States.*A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.*Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron; in honor of his brother.... Hope U enjoyed these fun facts as much as I did!.. Till next time -Jose
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