Chaos-Kun "Wired"

[ Current ]

Ą Thought: Only 180 pages??? That sucks on so many levels!
Ą Person: NOT J.K. Rowling: but that can change if I find out that the book is longer then 180 pages.
Ą Quote: Me: I wouldn't kill you... maime, dismember, handicap... sure. But not kill!
Ą Song: The Time Machine: Main Theme
Ą In my CD Player: Random Mix
Ą Book: The Night of the Eye Mary Kirchoff

[ Schedule ]

*NOTE*: Subtract 6 hours for American times!

Ą Sunday: Off
Ą Monday: Off
Ą Tuesday: 5 am - 5 pm
Ą Wednesday: 5 am - 5 pm
Ą Thursday: Swing shift (varies)
Ą Friday: 5 pm - 5 am
Ą Saturday: Off

[ About Me ]

Ą Name: Jeffrey Allen "Micheal" Eshbach
Ą Birthdate: August 26, 1982 (if you want to know my age... DO THE MATH!)
Ą Astrology: Virgo, Year of the Dog
Ą Education: High School Graduate
Ą Worth: $2,136,058.00
Ą Occupation: Student at Lock Haven University and Specialist in the US ARMY National Guard (currently activated).
Ą Location: Wiesbaden, Germany
Ą Appearance: 6'3", 210 lbs, black hair, brown eyes.
Ą Love: People you can talk to about anything, delicious food, peaceful sleep, role-playing games, anime, strong hugs and loving friends.
Ą Hate: Close-minded people, liver, stuffed peppers, hotel maids, popcorn flavored jelly belly beans, people who can't hold an intelligent AND amusing conversation.
Ą Element: Earth
Ą Color: Black
Ą Mood:

[ Obsessions ]

Ą Foods: Steak, corn on the cob, pizza, Wendy's burgers, McDonalds fries, strawberries, sweet and sour chicken, pork fried rice, cheese steaks, banana splits, tostitos with cheese dip.
Ą TV: Invader Zim, The Simpsons, CSI, Smallville, South Park and Charmed when I get to see it.
Ą Anime/Manga: Rouroni Kenshin, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Generator Gawl, Video Girl Ai, Trigun, DragonBall Z, The Slayers, Record of Lodoss War, Magic Users Club, Chobits, Love Hina, Clover, Card Captor Sakura, Cowboy Bebop, YuYu Hakusho, GTO, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Vampire Hunter D, Thunder Cats, and The Original Transformers.
Ą Music: Metallica, Jimmy Eat World, L'arc En Ciel, Ozzy Osbourne, New Found Glory, and Linkin Park.

[ Thanks ]

Ą Danielle: For the inspiration to start my page and the hours of laughter.
Ą Jenny: For being a true confidant and influencing me with her creativity.
Ą Amy: For always being there for me no matter what time or mood.
Ą Jarrad: Who had a major hand in developing me into the person I am today.
Ą Carrie: For being optimistic when others were down-trodden.
Ą Corinne: Who is the only one who could match my deepest sarcasm.
Ą Everyone in my life: For keeping me motivated, boosting my self-esteem, challenging me to be a better person than I was, keeping my feet on the ground, and loving me.

[ Links ]

Ą Ellie-Sama's Blog
Ą Ellie-Sama's Escaflowne Site
Ą Jen-Chan's Blog
Ą Carrie's Various Anime Page
Ą Amy's Blog
Ą Peter's Evil Overlord Page
Ą Sign my Guestbook.

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Wednesday, January 15, 2003, 08:28 a.m.
Well, it's back to work for me. But the good thing is that after today I'll only have 9 days of work left. In one short month I'll be back home with all my friends and all the people I love. Can't wait actually. Now all I have to do is grin and bear my way through all the shit that is going to go wrong. >.< Stupid Army. I actually had to laugh because I pointed out the stupid way they are setting themselves up for failure and someone quite high in my chain of command (whom shall remain nameless) pointed out that my way wasn't the "Army way". Well of course not... it made sense to do it my way. But on the good side... ::thinks, drums fingers, scratches head:: Well, I guess that settles that.

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Sunday, January 12, 2003, 03:30 p.m.
1. Full name: Jeffrey Allen Eshbach
2. Were you named after anyone? Nope! Completely original here. Yep, no copying for me!
3. Do you wish on stars? Only when I'm in a silly mood.
4. Which finger is your favorite? Middle! Useful in driving.
5. When did you last cry? Couple months ago.
6. If you were making a movie about yourself, what would the title be? Master of the Universe: Thus you should already know from worshipping me daily!
7. Do you like your handwriting? Yeah, it can be nice or chicken-scratch. I'm multitalented.
8. Who do you admire? Hmm... tough. Anyone who can put up with my sarcasm.
9. What is the #1 priority in your life? Friends, without a single second to think about it.
10. What is your favorite lunchmeat? TURKEY!
11. Any bad habits? Lots. But you can't know them.
12. What is your most embarrassing CD? Um... my extremely random silly songs cd I burned.
13. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Only if I had known me when I was in the psychiatric ward. I was at my best during that period.
14. Are you a daredevil? Yes. I fear no bodily harm, although I incure it quite often.
15. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell? Only if I thought it was more important that the secret be told. Ex. The person was in trouble and didn't want me to tell anyone about it.
16. Have you ever stolen anything? Posession is 9/10 of the law. ::hoardes random stuff:: Alllll mine!
17. Do looks matter? A little, but personality is more important.
19. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? ::checks hoard:: Not anymore.
20. Do fish have feelings? Sure, I bet they can experience a lot of pain when you are ripping them apart!
21. Are you trendy? Only a very tiny bit.
22. How do you release anger? Generally yelling at people a lot and displaying various levels of sarcastic insulting.
23. Where is your second home? Jarrad's house!
24. Do you trust others easily? Only when they don't have any dirt on me.
25. What was your favorite toy as a child? Matchbox planes.
26. What class in school do you think is totally useless? HISTORY!
27. Do you like sappy love songs? Not really. But some are alright.
28. Have you ever been on radio or television? Yep. Had a radio show up at school... and I will have it again. Mwuahahahaha!
29. Do you have a journal? ::glances at page:: um... yeah! 30. Do you use sarcasm a lot? ::reads over previous questions:: I'd say about 50/50 there.
31. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? Yep. It was full of swinging fists of glee!
32.What do you look for in a guy? First off, this quiz is gender biased! Secondly, I don't look for anything in a guy. But I do look for humor, kindness, understanding and a general sense of self-esteem in women. Plus good looks are always a plus.
33.What is your nickname? Chaos-sama!
34.Would you bungee jump? Of course! Looks like fun to place yourself in mortal danger like that!
35.Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off? Um... yeah. Considering I wear boots 99 times out of 100.
36.What are you worried about right now? The whole Iraq and North Korea situation and it affecting when I come home.
38.Do you think you are strong? I'm strong enough to hold my own.
39.What's your favorite ice cream? Chocolate chip cookie dough!
40.What's your favorite color? Quicksilver! Just gotta be different don't I?
41.What's your least favorite thing in the world? Teenie-boopers and the fear that they will someday control the world. Cower in fear... oh yes... cower in fear!
42.How many wisdom teeth do you have? All of them. I'm too lazy to get them pulled and, besides, they have nothing done anything to me.
43.What's the best kind of hug? JENNY-CHAN HUGS!!!! ^_^
45.Hips or butt? Neither... ::pokes hips:: I have girly hips and butts are only appealing on women.
46.Do you like having your hair played with? Only when I have it at a longer length. When it's military length it's just annoying because I know someone is going to try to see if they can pull it out or not.
47.Where do you put your hands when kissing someone? Depends on how far my arms wrap around them but usually on their on their back or sides.
48.Where do you like them to put theirs when kissing? Hmm.. never thought of that before. I suppose my shoulders in that kinda of tip-toe kissy thing. ^_^ That's cute!
49.How many people have you kissed? For my own sake I refuse to divulge any number.. but it's a lot.
50.When kissing, who makes the first move? Usually me. I'm all brave... and sometimes just a little too brave. ::rubs various "hand-mark on face" memorial sites::
51. Slow or fast kisses? Slow.
52. Light or deep kisses? Depends on my mood.
53.Do you like French kissing? Of course.
54.What about other places on YOU that you like having kissed? I'm telling you, this quiz was written by some weird guy for some girl he liked and wanted to find out more about! But anyways, I guess my neck.
55.What's the most romantic spot on your body to be kissed? Lips.
56.Weirdest? Shoulder.
57.Sweetest? Cheek (there's a story behind that)
58.What about kissing really turns you on? Um... it's nothing about kissing. It's the person. What's your deal man?
59. Ever had a hickey? No! And it had better stay that way. ::nervously fingers big gun::
61. Like it? We need some kind of smart quiz that will only ask certain questions depending on your answers. I'll go invent one.
62. Weirdest spot you've had one at? Thus these past two questions won't be asked!

Current Clothes: Black Metallica shirt, regular blue jeans, socks, Timberland boots, belt, red silk boxers with black and gold dragons, and a flannel jacket. I go in depth!
Current Mood: Kinda bored. I want to talk to more people online.
Current Music: The soft hum of a computer tower.
Current Taste: Marlboro cigarette aftertaste.
Current Make-up: Nothing. Gender biased!
Current Hair: Typical Army haircut.
Current Annoyance: Gender biased quizes!
Current Smell: Lavender bodywash. So I'm in touch with my feminine side... push off!
Current thing I ought to be doing: Um... staring at a wall?
Current Desktop Picture: This isn't my computer, but my page has a pretty nifty Lain background.
Current Favorite Artist: ::blank stare:: Someone else can answer that for me. I'll just go along with whatever they say.
Current Favorite Group: Metallica as always thank you.
Current Book: "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" by J.K. Rowling. Current CD in CD Player: L'arc en Ciel mix. Current tape in VCR: None. Don't have VCR and there's nothing in my DVD player either.
Current Refreshment: Soda waiting for me in my room.
Current Worry: That I'm doing this quiz because I actually enjoy it.

Last Person...
You Touched: Hmm... Chuck, last night, shaking his hand to say hi.
You Talked to: Amy
You Hugged: Marty, don't ask.
You Instant messaged: Josh
You Yelled At: SGT Potts
You Kissed: That would have been... Amy nearly six months ago.

FAVORITE...
Food: Steak
Drink: Malibu rum and pineapple juice
Color: quicksilver. didn't we answer this one before?
Album: tough one... I'll go with Metallica: S&M
Shoes: My Timberland boots, even though I soon need new ones.
Candy: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups! ::drools:: Must hoard!
TV Show: Zim... definately Zim.
Song: Oh come on... that's way too hard. I like a lot of songs. It really depends on my mood for the day.
Vegetable: Potatoes
Fruit: Strawberries!
Cartoon: well... for cartoon Baby Blues and for anime Kenshin.

ARE YOU...
Understanding: Yes, very much so.
Open-minded: Pretty much, but we all have things we can't accept.
Arrogant: Once in a while
Insecure: Only about certain things and only a little bit.
Interesting: Well I have a lot of friends so I must be a bit amusing.
Random: Yes, very much so... PINEAPPLES!
Hungry: Yeah, but I'll take care of that in a few minutes when I go to chow.
Friendly: Yep. At least to people that deserve friendliness.
Moody: At times.
Childish: Actually I can be very childish.
Independent: I like to be independent but we all need help sometimes.
Hard working: Only if I'm motivated.
Organized: Not at all.
Healthy: Nope
Emotionally Stable: Actually yes. I'm very well grounded in my emotional outlook.
Shy: Only around large groups of people that I don't know.
Difficult: I can be at times
Attractive: People tell me I'm pretty good looking... but they could be lying
Bored Easily: You have no idea how easily my mind is entertained.
Messy: Not too much.
Thirsty: Yeah, but only because I can't drink at the computers and this quiz is taking a long time.
Responsible: Yeah, most of the time.
Obsessed: No. It's not healthy to obsess.
Angry: Only at times.
Sad: Not really.
Happy: A little
Hyper: Surprisingly so
Trusting: Yeah, but once again we were already asked this question.
Talkative: When it comes to my friends... yes.

WHO DO YOU WANT TO...
Kill: Anyone would do... as long as they aren't my friend
Slap: I don't slap... I punch. And it would probably be SPC Foraker.
Get Really Wasted With: Amy, Tracy, and Chris.
Get High With: I'd really rather not get high.
Tickle: Dana... I still need to find her ticklish spot
Look Like: Kogi from Generator Gawl. Just to have cool green long hair.
Talk To Offline: a lot of people
Talk To Online: once again... a lot of people
Kiss: Amy
You love but will never date: um... don't know. I guess under the right circumstances you can date anyone.

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Friday, January 10, 2003, 03:07 p.m.
Another Man's Rant about Anime

Well, yet again I have found (through Danielle) another shining example of the ignorance of man. However, due to my impatience with trying to write back to this man and the overall feeling that I shouldn't be wasting my time on such closed minded, empty headed, brain washed simpletons I will simply take the time to do a small amount of education and retaliation on here. First off, as any self-respecting anime fan will admit not ALL anime is intended for children. Some is downright violent and sexually explicit. But whatever happened to not condemning the whole of a culture for one (and may i add poor) example of deviancy. But most is simply a form of entertainment, not intended for an escape from reality or as a "mind programming campaign against the children of America". I was raised as a Lutheran my whole life, attended Boy Scouts, am current enlisted in the Army, and am attending college to further myself and ensure that I have a decent job later in life. Yet I am also an anime fan because (let's face it) there are some things you can't do in live action and there are a LOT of things that America is just too tight-necked to do on their own. Of course, take a Japanese production, slap a little spin on it, edit out a few things and call it American. Isn't that what channels such as the WB and Cartoon Network have been doing for the longest time? And I wonder in all his wide knowledge of all that is good and right if he ever turned his eyes on himself. America was founded as the "Land of the Free". Our first amendment gives up freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and implied in all that is FREEDOM OF THOUGHT. His whole rant (for that is what it is, a rant by a sad, pathetic, religios militant that has nothing better to do to point out the short-comings and faults of others to draw his own attention away from his own) contains biased, racial, and discriminatory remarks. I wonder... would he still be so up in arms against Anime if it had been endorsed by the Catholic church? Of course not, but I'll save him the trouble and say this. The Catholic church in their "all-knowing" way would never have endorsed such (as he put it) "filth". Why not? Because they are self-righteous, that's why. But anyways, I'm gonna get going before I become a ranting lunatic myself. Have a happy, open-minded day. P.S. I am not attacking Christianity in itself. I simply think that people who can't acknowledge faults on all sides are simply ignorant.

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Wednesday, January 8, 2003, 06:38 p.m.
Well, I just finished Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire last night. It was really good. Now I have to go back and read the first and second books. I know I know... I should have read them first and then the third and fourth books but I like to do things my own way. Anyways, I've found out something rather interesting. Banana seats are making a come-back in Germany on bikes. Yep, kinda scary but it's still funny to see everyone riding bikes from the 1970's around. Heh. Yeah, anyways. I had a good day today. I only had to work for 4 hours and then I found out the AKO Instant Messenger is working again so now I can talk to all my friends again. Happy days! So yeah, how do you like my new background? Very cool, huh? I thought so. Anyways, I'm going to go relax now. Bye.

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