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Porn In Your Own Backyard Thursday, September 23, 1999 01:30 p.m.
No really, literally! These hot statues can givr you the porn you're looking for, even if you don't live near the Voyeurdorm.

From the DUH Files. Wednesday, August 18, 1999 11:11 a.m.
Ahh Prison. This story just begs so many questions, like "Why did prisoners have softball bats with which to beat each other senseless?" or "Why didn't they play wiffleball, which has plastic bats? It's not like they're dangerous convicts or anything!" Join us next week at Torrance County Detention Facility for Archery, Lawn Darts, Javelin and Skeet Shooting.

PorschePuppy Friday, August 13, 1999 03:32 p.m.
Three words to describe this site. Pure Unadulterated Bullshit. This guy apparently expects us to believe in this fantasy life he has created for himself by cutting and pasting from J-Crew and Porsche catalogs. This is just soooo sad. Look at his friends. What a crock of shit. His 'lawyer' friend appears to have come from a cellphone ad, while Tony is obviously straight from International Male. Now, see his cars. Straight from the catalog again. Porschepuppy, you're the king! Ok. Maybe it's possible that those are his cars and those are his friends (they all look so...stiff and posed!) and just MAYBE those are his cars, but for the love of christ, this is not your goddamn house. The pictures of the interiors don't match up to the outside shot. I don't see a 7 foot chimney on the outside picture like I see in the living room. Maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm jealous. But his other picture of himself is of A DIFFERENT FUCKING GUY!

Peters Incorporated Monday, August 9, 1999 02:07 p.m.
Get yer babies here, fresh from the oven babies! Get 'em while they're hot.

Winston Liu Wednesday, August 4, 1999 01:38 p.m.
At first I thought: "how cute, this man doesn't know very much english, but he's trying! He likes computers, software, marketing and catering(!?!) Good for him! Then, I looked a little further and the wrestling bit caught my eye. Hmm, wrestling is a strange hobby! Let's see his Letter of Recommendation. Winston! What's going on! What is all this about massages and wrestling! So my opinion of Winston had changed, I was now a bit wary of Winston. So I viewed his source code (weird, huh?) Hmm. What's this Model page? I don't think I'll talk to Winston anymore. Watersports. It used to have such a nice sound to it. Bad Winston.

Red Meat Construction Set Friday, July 30, 1999 04:18 p.m.
Don't even get me started on the dearth of humor on the 'funny' pages these days. In contrast, Red Meat is a great comic. It's dark, disturbed and deadly funny. It's time to bastardize it into things to send to your friends.

Real World Updates. Thursday, May 29, 1999 10:26 a.m.
I don't watch this show, and neither do you, but we're all worried about Ruthie (or hope she dies in a fiery crash next week.) This is a funny, sarcastic and strangely comprehensive episode guide where you can quietly check on the exploits of Tet Girl, Annoying, WonderBread and the rest.

Sex advice for the pathetic 7-28-99 04:16 p.m.
A man that pulls no punches in his sex advice to the pathetic. To quote: "...the only thing duller than someone who brags about how much sex they're having is someone who brags about how much sex they're not having." Amen.

monzy.com 7-28-99 11:25 a.m.
Who would have thought that something funny could come out of Carnegie Mellon? Not me. Get your fill of Satan Baby decorations and elevator safety tips.

Capt. Randy's Heart 7-27-99
This is a shameless plug for my own page, a serial based on the adventures of a seafaring nogoodnik and his extended family.

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