I'm Back
Tuesday, February 22, 2000
Yes, it was quite nice, thank you very much. Here's a cool space shuttle tracker to celebrate. It's landing soon, so check it out while you can. Now if I can get the room to stop rocking.
Gone Fishin'
Friday, February 11, 2000
fishfaced is on vacation, we'll be back a week from Monday. In the meantime, I'm leaving the updating to Mr. T.
Before it Gets Beat Into the Ground
Thursday, February 10, 2000
Bud's own whassuuup page. Especially fun to call your friends, crank the volume and crank up a whassuuup!
ofishal fishfaced spy
Wednesday, February 9, 2000
This is pretty cool, if you want to know when an occasional page done by some slack-ass such as myself has gotten around to updating, spyonit will notify you, whether by email or IM or ICQ. Click here to be notified when fishfaced updates. That way both of you will know, dear readers.
More Meals
Tuesday, February 8, 2000
Off the political end, how bout old Dick Beavers, who possibly became a psychopath because of his unfortunate name, who ordered: Six pieces of french toast with syrup, jelly, butter, six barbecued spare ribs, six pieces of well burned bacon, four scrambled eggs, five well cooked sausage patties, french fries with catsup, three slices of cheese, two pieces of yellow cake with chocolate fudge icing, and four cartons of milk.
Final Meals of the Condemned
Tuesday, February 8, 2000
Now I don't want to get off on a rant here, but Texas seems to be so proud of the death penalty. Whether you're for of against it, it's kinda weird and distasteful to compile statistics about the final meals of people you've put to death. Though putting a link to it on your weblog is fine (I'm so frustratingly duplicitous.) Interesting to note is Carl Kelly, who asked for 'Wild Game' and was served a cheeseburger and fries, which he declined. Notice on his info sheet, there's a line for 'Race of Victim(s). That's just wonderful. I wish I could blame this on Braniac George W, who along with blow and hookers, likes the death penalty, but Carl was before his time (George was out doing blow with hookers.)
Here's a Dead Cat!
Monday, February 7, 2000
I can understand keeping pictures of your formerly alive pets so you can remember the fun and love you shared with it, but why the hell would anyone else want to see your dead cat? (notice his name.)
Ted Nugent's Wild Hunting Adventure
Monday, February 7, 2000
I don't mind shooting tons and tons of humanoids in video games, they probably deserve it. On the other hand...In this ridiculous game, Ted Nugent takes you hunting and rewards you handsomely for killing some animals. Guess it's better than the real thing, but a strange thing to do nonetheless.
p.s. new logo up there, ya like?
New Award!
Thursday, February 3, 2000
This site is my new award for most potentially offensive sitename. It had been bad ass mother fucker.com, but I think that under any circumstances, this is more offensive to people who would be offended by this (read: morons.) I invite you all to learn what MIT has brought us, fuck-the-skull-of-jesus.mit.edu.
Go to Hell Dook
Thursday, February 3, 2000
Here's just a little picture for the Duke / UNC game tonight. Chris Carrawell sounds like a man who's ready to lose. Go Heels.
UPDATE: Sprounsa adds this to the DookSuits collection.
Another by Neil, Avast Ye Horvath! Anyone else who feels like melding Dook players with International Male suits, feel free to email
Stadium Pal
Thursday, February 3, 2000
Finally, something to wear with your lifeshirt Everybody's gonna want to wear an external catheter rather than wait in line for the bathroom, right? Though I can see its use on road trips. from Hey Url.
Had to Happen
Thursday, February 3, 2000
The Superfriends have their own version of the Bud "Wuzzzuhhhhhhhhp" ad. This is the reason the web is still fun. Thanks brian.
Hello My Future Girlfriend!
Thursday, January 27, 2000
It's been a long time since I was 11 years old, and I may not remember it that well, but I seem to remember just wanting to climb trees and play non-pc games (smear the person of alternative lifestyle.) This kid is 11 and has broken up with his girlfriend (If you are going to be my girlfriend please don't dump me after I like you,) now spends his time in chatrooms 'wookin pa nub.' Again, go outside kid, while you still can. The boy frightens me, he has a kind of David Koresh look to him, and sounds like the voice of a childlike alien race. Hmm. Tis New Mexico...maybe...naw, just another freak.
What's My Name? Puddin' Dave!
Wednesday, January 26, 2000
Again, fishfaced makes a foray into newslogging. This guy beat the system by peeling the labels off of 12000 puddin' cups to turn a $3,000 investment into $25,000 worth of free flights. Sounds like a pretty good deal, an 800% return on investment, but god damn that's a lotta puddin' to have laying around, much less eat. It's like when a friend of mine used to collect Marlboro Miles off of packs of cigarettes laying around in bars and trashcans. Sure, he got an awfully nice dartboard, but the whole thing smacks of effort.
OMG!!! BSB or N'SYNC!
Thursday, January 20, 2000
Do you like Boy Bands? Do you like lots of exclamation points and unnecessary capital letters? Do you like bad spelling? Do you like people who think that others who don't harbor their views on 'Who's the cutest!' No? Me neither, but if you like defacing other people's dreambooks, I couldn't stop you from pretending to like or dislike any of these boybands. Quick, ruin it before these girls realize that everyone in these bands are 30 years old and used to be on Kids Incorporated. It's a moral imperative.
technologically advanced buttplugs
Thursday, January 20, 2000
Oh dear God this is funny. Especially the Interrogator model. If one were in the 'market' for fake buttplugs, this would be the place to go.
Get Bette Davis Thighs!
Thursday, January 20, 2000
Ooh, Kim Carnes and Fred Dryer (TV's HUNTER! who seems to still be working somewhere) work out at Gold's Gym! Maybe I should get off my duff and work out there too! Maybe I can ruin my career by getting excessively buff, just like Joe Piscopo!
The Archive
Thursday, January 20, 2000
Looking for something older? Maybe you should have been here earlier. Ok, well just this once, I'll let you into the archive. There's also a link on the left rail, ya know.
