oh, boo frickin hoo
Tuesday, October 31, 2000
police are up in arms in new jersey based on spencer gifts popular new inmate costume, an orange jumpsuit with 'department of corrections' embossed on the back. apparently it's causing them to do their least favorite thing -- to ask questions (or at least identify themeselves) before unloading on partygoers.
find someone's crap
Tuesday, October 31, 2000
this is interesting for those who have a whole lot of time and a gps. luckily these are usually the same folks. people go out and bury/hide something, write down the gps coordinates and then it's your job to go find one near you. might be fun to bury something that will be really vile when found. like a ham or maybe a pound of ground beef. mmm...putrid beef.
esKIMo
Monday, October 30, 2000
hey, thanks for the link, kim from esKIMo. The really interesting thing is that she lives in my hometown, and favorite town, wilmington, nc. cool.
another way to make your election decision
Monday, October 30, 2000
finally a way to make a sensible decision on election day. the burning question for your careful consideration? who has the hottest daughters.
not-so-lame-duck
Monday, October 30, 2000
say what you want about bill clinton. i'm gonna miss him. he was the first prez since, i don't know, fillmore, who didn't take himself overly seriously as the 'leader of the free world.' this clip (why have i never seen this?) illustrates that point.
my vote has been bought!
Wednesday, October 25, 2000
tired of al's aubible sighs and fence-sitting on things like creationism being taught in schools? tired of george w and his...whatever the hell that re-re does besides killing prisoners? make your vote count, vote quimby. he stands "before you today full of hope, courage and Drambuie."
cool math?
Wednesday, October 18, 2000
i always hated math and still need to count on my fingers for even the simplest of things, yet i find this interesting. ahh, the mysteries of the universe.
hunter dan
Wednesday, October 18, 2000
teach your kids that there's no way to enjoy the stunning beauty of animals than to get out in the woods, find em, kill em, mount em and move em indoors so you can appreciate them there too...at least from the neck up.
what's on my head!
Tuesday, October 17, 2000
this may be a ridiculous children's book, but it's a question folks should ask themselves occasionally. what, indeed is on my head?
the herbert kornfeld archive
Wednesday, October 11, 2000
there's nothing that kills me more than herbert kornfeld, the gangsta from the Accountz Reeceevable dept. the onion now was them all in one place. enjoy. from keep your fucking shit off my desk to What Y'all Heard About Tha CPA Convention Be LIES its all good. yo, i'm out. peace.
al G and GWB, y'all
Saturday, October 7, 2000
im not sure it tops the mc hawking, but this is downright freakin hilarious...an topical, a tantalizing pair.
here comes the prebandwagon
Saturday, October 7, 2000
(rant) i don't usually say a simple 'shut the fuck up!' but this deserves it. as will happen in any quality television series, there will be one jackass who works for some sort of half-assed media outlet who wants to be the first to say that the show is tired and ready to be put out to pasture just for the shabby honor of being the first to say it. this jackass, Jon Bonne'(ramsey?) gets that honor, to which i say, as i mentioned: shut the fuck up. in it's eleventh season, the simpsons is better and funnier than any thought you will ever have. (/end rant)
T
Saturday, October 7, 2000
all i can say. T. thanks again, adcritic.
oh adcritic...you've done it again
Saturday, October 7, 2000
like a beacon of hope in the wilderness good ole adcritic.com delivers hope, strength and a commercial about a guy wanting to touch your boobs (for a good reason.)
oh yeah
Friday, October 6, 2000
this is the new logo i designed for myway just before i left. just thought i'd share.
sweet final death for myway
Friday, October 6, 2000
the ole girl is being put down, with the usual 'special' treatment myway.com employees came to expect over time (you're all fired, thanks for sticking around, here's some pizza.) i will probably write a bit more about this (and how/why it happened), and just how i knew it was headed here back in april. before that it was just a guess. note to both readers: it was obvious way before that.
mc hawking, y'all
Thursday, October 5, 2000
this is the funniest damn thing i've seen since...ever. just brilliant, brilliant, brilliant stuff. never has someone breached both the physics of deep space and physics of the bitch-slap. "i got stupid whack degrees."
troublesome hos
Tuesday, September 12, 2000
MADRID (Reuters) - Organisers of the Tour of Spain are concerned prostitutes on the route of the final stage in Madrid could disrupt the finish...
i think it depends on your definition of 'disruption.'
dr strangelove syndrome
Tuesday, September 12, 2000
did i make this up? I swear i didn't.
"A rare, poorly understood and often misdiagnosed brain injury is causing sufferers to lose control of a hand so it behaves as if it has a mind of its own, an Italian scientist said on Thursday.
Dubbed the "Dr Strangelove Syndrome" after the character created by the late comedian Peter Sellers in the film of the same name, anarchic hand sufferers have one hand that performs against their will. "
mmm...sleepy
Tuesday, September 12, 2000
i'm leaving thursday for a vacation in ireland and am flying through montreal (don't ask -- saved 400 bucks (i heartily recommend justfares.com if you're looking for cheap international airfare)) anywho, i ran across this guide to sleeping in airports, rated for comfort, quiet and hospitality.
i know i've been awful about updating, i'll try harder.
how very interesting
Saturday, August 5, 2000
i've apparently become a member of the press, at least for penis-pillow.com. just by putting the original on my blog, i was inundated by the 'nude jan-michael vincent' crowd, and i know it's gonna happen again, but this is too damn funny. it's interesting to note that it's now a whole naughty pillow commerce area.
the real perfect storm
Saturday, August 5, 2000
if you're like me (not bloody likely) and love seeing the sea win a battle with overconfident humans, you probably loved the story of the Andrea Gail, liked the book The Perfect Storm, and thought the boat scenes in the movie were cool, but could've done without the other 'talking from beyond davy jones' locker' junk and the completely overdone score, you'll love this. The real pictures from the rescues undertaken by the Coast Guard Cutter Tamaroa warning: tamaroa pic really big.
wow...
Monday, July 24, 2000
funky facts about menstruation?!? good grief. i know there's nothing unnatural or strange about the process. the strange thing here is the tone. for example:
"The average woman has approximately 500 periods in her lifetime. She'll also eat about 35,000 cookies." if i made that joke, i would expect and deserve to be smacked.
goldpocket news
Monday, July 17, 2000
here's a story that mentions us, though it's more about a partner of ours. by the way, have you played the game yet? one more time, go there now, register, then play for free on sunday night at 8. you can win a million freaking dollars. harrumph. you kids are gonna be the death of me.
p.s.
Sunday, July 9, 2000
maybe it ain't gonna be roy williams. i'll be happy with larry brown OR matt doherty, or larry brown as a bridge to matt doherty...either way, we're cool.
quake 5 screenshots revealed
Sunday, July 9, 2000
very very hush-hush, on the down low AND the q.t. quake 5 screenshots! i can't wait to use the gin gun on others instead of the usual destruction i impose on myself. thanks dan.
tony kornheiser speaka da troof
Wednesday, July 5, 2000
tony kornheiser knows what he's talking about (today), direct quote:
"Being head basketball coach at Kansas is great. It's one of the best five or six jobs in college basketball. But being head basketball coach at North Carolina is the best job.
Oh, yes it is. There's been no taint of scandal, as there was at Kentucky. There's been no competitive drop-off after a legend retired, like there was at UCLA after John Wooden. Carolina's program doesn't depend on one towering coach, like Indiana's might; that was clear when Bill Guthridge won 80 games in his three seasons. North Carolina has been at the top even longer than Duke. It's a charmed life there. The bumper stickers say: "If God is not a Tar Heel, why is the sky Carolina Blue?" (And have you seen the women? Oh, sorry. That just slipped out.)"
amen on both, tony.
welcome Roy Williams, new coach of the University of North Carolina Tar Heels. I can't wait to see some Roy / Coach K battles. I loved Coach Gut and his contributions to the North Carolina program, but I also love Roy and what he can and will contribute for the next 30 years. Go heels.
