the all-new fishfaced
Monday, June 4, 2001
catfish.pitas.com is dead. no, don't cry, we've just moved on over to www.fishfaced.com. the all-new fishfaced is a community blog, meaning you can expect much the same quality with much more posting. c'mon down, over there, we occasionally use capital letters!

finally
Thursday, May 10, 2001
what every lazy slob has been waiting for. hasn't been something this earthshattering since shampoo and conditioner in one!

what an unfortunate name
Thursday, May 3, 2001
poor thing.

the hammock sutra
Tuesday, May 1, 2001
i can think of about 50 things that can happen to your, err, package, while trying some of this! nothing is better than gettin' it on in in a hammock!

P43AR the nInJa!
Friday, April 27, 2001
this is old skool goodness. thank you, silent assassins. why doesn't anyone do this anymore? that whole 'we're gonna make a billion dollars' thing we did last year really killed creativity for a while. good to see it back.

this is funny
Monday, April 23, 2001
apparently the movie is far from it. hello, tom green, it's the career reaper, it's time to go...

get big fast
Monday, April 23, 2001
a different take on the old doomed dot.com motto. apparently all the best talent from broken down websites are heading to the internet's only truly profitable area, pr0n.

r.i.p. clippy
Monday, April 16, 2001
the dark marketing overlords at MS have proved why they're great. not often you see a company #1. admit that people HATED one of their products. #2 even rarer to see a company take that and wrench it around to use it for their own promotion. i'm suitably impressed.

wow. who woulda thunk it?
Thursday, April 5, 2001
an article from inc.com about a few companies who are actually making money online, by being small, nimble, not led by egotists or folks from second rate biz skools, and applying sound business principles. wow. let the 'get small fast' movement begin. -- thanks, dc.
and for everyone who expects a certain level of professionalism from fishfaced (yes, both of you,) i'll say it...monkeys!

stop what you're doing and watch this
Monday, April 2, 2001
i don't care if you have 'work to do' or 'mouths to feed' or 'have to keep your eyes on the road' or even if youre 'operating heavy equipment.' watch it. do it. now. watch. c'mon, i'm not gonna beg. ok, PLEASE watch it. there, you happy now? i begged. i bow down to you, wise and munificent leader...just watch the damn thing.

why dook can't lose
Monday, April 2, 2001
nice to see i'm not the only crackpot with a theory about why freaking dook literally gets all the calls, and how a 22 pt. maryland lead was killed by sharpei-head shane battier and the other coddled dookies. saturday's game was a bloody travesty. phantom fouls, plain old missed calls and seeming ineptitude. as a friend said, "congratulations to dook on their fantastic and deserved victory, like russia winning the 1972 gold medal in basketball and OJ beating that bum murder rap."
and another similar article.

somebody set up us the bomb
Monday, April 2, 2001
this is just sad. why was the old bat listening in on people's phone calls anyway? isn't that illegal? i'm sure it's more illegal than discussing a bomb on a private telephone call. what if they were rehearsing a play, would that be different? just another incident in the long and beautiful history of older people overreacting to what is, admittedly a bad thing and ruining the lives of some normal kids.

what a pain in the ass
Thursday, March 29, 2001
i hate to 'go there' as it were, but the quotes in this story are classic. rugby sure is a man's man's man's game.
i'm sure this is gonna bring a lot of strange searches to the page, but this quote just, er, kicks ass.
"It wasn't a wedgie. That's when your pants are pulled up your arse. I think I know the difference between a wedgie and someone sticking their finger up my bum."

i see you baby...
Monday, March 26, 2001
been a long time since i've seen something rock this hard. dance on, my brotha, dance on...

sit-com waiting to happen
Thursday, March 22, 2001
family justice...now with a wacky, malfunctioning robot pal!

lego chef
Tuesday, March 20, 2001
fukui-san?
go ahead ohta...
pretty good stuff. they even got the voices close to the original guys from iron chef.

the archive
Tuesday, March 20, 2001
here you'll find all sorts of old monkey based funnies.