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Monday, January 31, 2000
How about a new Dinette Set?
Have you ever eaten a bowl of cereal, and then sneezed, and cereal goes like everywhere? Yeah, me too.
Friday, January 28, 2000
For TV freaks only
OK, let me try this again:
Congratulations, Erin, on your graduation!
Hey, Erin will be based at the only station in Dallas with a tiller truck. You know, the one where someone has to sit on the back to steer. I keep thinking about Kramer steering the fire truck, and not doing too good a job. Erin, please don't pull a Kramer!
Wednesday, January 26, 2000
Tampax for $1 forever? Click here now! (Thnx Stacy)
So, I was sitting on the couch yesterday watching Oprah when there was a loud WHAM on the window behind me. I was like, what the ?... I sat there a minute because I thought it might be one of Simon's friends, or the kids next door or something, but all I could see were birds flying around. That's when I saw the feathers stuck to the window, along with blood! Some bird hit the window! I looked out and couldn't find one lying around on the ground anywhere, so I guess it was OK. Stupid bird.
Saturday, January 22, 2000
So long, Jester Hairston
Friday, January 21, 2000
Dumbass
Congratulations, Erin, on your graduation!
If you know anyone that wants free internet service, Kmart and Yahoo! are offering something called BlueLight.com. Get it? Anyway, it could be crap, but it's FREE, so check it out.
Thursday, January 20, 2000
So long, Hedy Lamarr
Now I'm sorry, but if anyone has read the book, you know these people shouldn't really be whining about this rating.
Tuesday, January 18, 2000
If it was me, I would have been caught!
Happy Birthday, Mom!
Monday, January 17, 2000
Mr. Mouth, Mr. Mouth
Happy Birthday, Kaylee!
Wow, I was checking out this website that has a lot of 70's video and audio clips on it, and it always brings back memories. Evidently this guy just sat around taping TV and radio, and he kept them. I mean, I did it too, but usually it got retaped over, and now I think they are all thrown away.
Saturday, January 15, 2000
Peep season - coming soon!
Well, I found a new pick-up line:
"Do you want to play elevator?"
What's that?......... "It's up right now, wanna go down?"
There, now you have something for the weekend.
Saturday, January 8, 2000
Staglands
Yesterday we went to this place called Staglands, which is a kind of nature reserve. It was very nice, very peaceful, and you get to feed a lot of animals. Most are very friendly, except for this big white swan that tried to attack my shoe. There were even baby peacocks and guinea pigs! I had to yell at this kid who was chasing around some rabbits in this place called The Secret Garden, where it said not to chase them. It said they would come up to be fed if you were quiet. Well, he was not quiet, so I let him know. Anyway, if anyone comes here, I will take you there, because it was so nice. They had really good potato wedges too, the best I have ever had.
Wednesday, January 5, 2000
EEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEEE!
Congratulations, Beth and Jason, on your engagement!
Dudes, today Simon and I went to this place called Cost U Less, which is like Sam's, only they have some AMERICAN food there. So, of course I got a giant box of Bisquick (really, it's six pounds!) and I can't wait to make that Impossible Cheeseburger Pie tonight. Although Simon wants to know what's so impossible about it.
OK, gotta go watch The Simpsons. Later.
Monday, January 3, 2000
So long, Peanuts
Well, from the reports I've been getting everyone had a pretty good new years. Just a little puking, bumping into people, and getting to see someone's ass in Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. Who's ass was it, Tanya? Anyway, I'm glad everyone is OK (that I know of) and I hope your new year is starting off OK.
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The Joshua TreeU2
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Serial Mom
Came a Hot Friday
House Party
Truman
Christine
Conan the Barbarian
The People vs. Larry Flynt
Freaked
Paradise
Fiddler on the Roof
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