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Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 01:29 p.m. -
"Buddhist Funeral Rites Held for Ape."
A nice quote: "They flocked to his extravagant wedding, avidly followed his spicy love life and on Saturday came to bid farewell to Mike, Thailand's celebrity ape."
Another: "Mike's wife Susu and offspring Lamyai will be present at the funeral, wearing black outfits provided by the zoo staff."
Friday, June 14, 2002 - 01:06 p.m. -
Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics!
Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 12:42 p.m. -
I live a block away from an outstanding Turkish sandwich shop called Bistro Antalya. A couple of months ago, the INS took its owner, Bulent Ertur, away and hasn't let him go. There's apparently visa problems, and they're crippling his business - Bulent's the only one who knows how to work his magic, so the restaurant languishes, closed.
This Sunday, June 16th (Father's Day), the No Boundaries Cafe in Pike Place Market will donate 20% of their take to help defray his legal and lost-business costs. I intend to make it down there that afternoon - who's coming with?
Send checks made out to Bulent Ertur to:
JM Garr, POB 95937, Seattle, 98145-2937
Here's a Weekly article detailing what happened; here's a follow-up.
Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 12:28 p.m. -
Heat Vision and Jack.
Why didn't anyone tell me about this Ben-Stiller-directed, Jack-Black-and-Owen-Wilson-starring dead TV pilot? Do you all hate me?
Tuesday, June 11, 2002 - 12:53 a.m. -
Funny funny comic.
I encourage the reading of it by you.
Thursday, June 6, 2002 - 11:37 a.m. -
Anatomically correct teddy bears,
supposedly for explaining surgery to kids. Be sure to also check out the dolls with Down's Syndrome on-site.
Wednesday, June 5, 2002 - 02:27 p.m. -
Speed kills...?
But it's OK for military use. Fuck the DEA's scheduling!
Wednesday, June 5, 2002 - 02:07 p.m. -
Octopus - the deadliest food!
(Thanks, Tom!)
Tuesday, June 4, 2002 - 10:59 a.m. -
Remember that kid in Florida that was lost by social workers? Turns out there's almost 1,000 more missing from that state alone. Now, that sounds like a horrible indictment of CPS or whatever they call it down in Bush Country, but would the numbers be better or worse without the socialist machinery in place?
Monday, June 3, 2002 - 01:27 p.m. -
I! Seem! To! Be! Excitable! Today!
See! Below!
Monday, June 3, 2002 - 12:58 p.m. -
Holy shit!
Boxing makes your head bigger!
Monday, June 3, 2002 - 12:57 p.m. -
Water balloons in space!
Monday, June 3, 2002 - 12:56 p.m. -
Fried Twinkies!
What does the sister have to say about this?
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