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Friday, December 14, 2001 - 11:32 a.m. -
Dating service for shy sociopaths.
Guaranteed to make us all a little extra paranoid in these uncertain times.
Thursday, December 13, 2001 - 03:18 p.m. -
Hey, hey, hey - it's Jesus Day
here at B&W&RAO!
Thursday, December 13, 2001 - 11:10 a.m. -
Hello Jesus exists!
IE made me load up Korean language support but you don't really need it.
Wednesday, December 12, 2001 - 03:08 p.m. -
AAAAAAAGGGHHHH!
Cute cute cute cute cute! If I could make myself feel comfortable owning exotic pets, I'd get a treeful of sugar gliders. SUGAR GLIDERS! Even the name is cute. They're marsupials - nothing's cuter than that. Babies are called joeys - CUTE! They eat MONKEY BISCUITS! I want monkey biscuits. I have turned into a 10-year-old girl.
Tuesday, December 11, 2001 - 08:10 p.m. -
Finally, a new link.
You read the Onion, right? Do you read the A.V. Club? I think it might be the best part, and their year-end wrap of the Least Essential Albums is reason enough to scope it for twelve more months. Smart, snarky, oh let's just say "mean" - what more can an aging hipster ask for?
Friday, December 7, 2001 - 10:50 p.m. -
Exchanged on the bus today. Therese is my witness:
Unhappy Man Who Looks Like Harvey Pekar: Hey, can I ask you something?
Me: Yeah.
UMWLHP: Are you Italian?
Me: Nope.
UMWLHP: Are you Jewish?
Me: Nope.
UMWLHP: Uh, sorry. Hey, do you know why I was asking?
Me: [Long pause while trying and failing to come up with funny answer]...Nope.
UMWLHP: No really, do you know why?
Me: I honestly do not know.
UMWLHP: Oh. [Looks disappointed.]
Therese: I want to know!
UMWLHP: No, no, I just wanted to know if you knew... [Looks away.]
Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 07:33 p.m. -
I got sick of adding old Writing Game entries here - though maybe not as sick as you did reading them. Maybe I'll start up again later. For now, let's just enjoy the cathedral-like white space together, shall we?
Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 07:24 p.m. -
I have finally named the Birthday Fish that I received from the Pet Secretary. His name is Baby Jesus. Come and say hello to Baby Jesus some time.
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