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Monday, July 9, 2001 - 02:21 p.m. -
It seems a little embarrassing that this progressive idea had to come from a conservative source. While I've always wondered at the natural-born citizenship requirement for the presidency, I've never seen a serious suggestion that it be amended. Who could argue with that?
Sunday, July 8, 2001 - 12:25 a.m. -
OK, another comment on the Encyclopedia link immediately below. I just flipped a virtual page and saw something that shot ice cream out my nose. Oh, how I wish I was making that up.
Sunday, July 8, 2001 - 12:21 a.m. -
Practical Encyclopedia of Craptical Ideas -
Have you seen this yet? It might hurt your eyes. Seriously deranged design schemes with occasionally brilliant commentary. "Fido threw up Smurfs all over the rug again!"
[LILEKS should be aware that the correct plural of Smurf is Smurves, but it's still funny.]
Sunday, July 8, 2001 - 12:18 a.m. -
Amazon is getting ambitious.
It's about time they set their sights higher.
Sunday, July 8, 2001 - 12:12 a.m. -
Unbeatable Nazi bombs!
Wednesday, July 4, 2001 - 12:38 p.m. -
A "breakthrough'' in the battle against child pornography.
And its sidekick, civil liberty.
Tuesday, July 3, 2001 - 02:33 p.m. -
Now this is funny.
I love angry bike guys and gals. LOVE them!
Friday, June 29, 2001 - 05:55 p.m. -
Happy moment of the day: I learned that David Schmader is returning to pen The Stranger's Last Days column. No offense meant to his interim replacement, but he was irreplaceable.
Friday, June 29, 2001 - 12:12 p.m. -
Half my Xmas shopping is taken care of.
Friday, June 29, 2001 - 12:09 p.m. -
I got food poisoning or somesuch malady the other night. Getting home at 11pm, I felt a little nauseous and bloated, so I took some Pepto-Bismol and went to bed. I felt the same way a few hours later. My stomach had turned into an inert bag holding my hours-old dinner. I imagined that maybe I had died but hadn't yet realized it, then I wished that were true.
I'm all better now.
Tuesday, June 26, 2001 - 05:32 p.m. -
My liquor store is 200 steps from my front door.
Sunday, June 24, 2001 - 08:48 p.m. -
Well, I didn't want to write anything about Pride, but I have been stunned into action. While running a couple of errands on Broadway after the parade, I saw not one, not two, but dozens of people wearing long chains around their necks. Rainbow chains. Thick links, like what you'd use to retrain a bear. (Reading that last sentence, I feel that I should recast it, but I'll let it stand.)
That's right - get out your wallets and fork over the cash, folks! What better way to celebrate Freedom Day - as it's called here - than to dress up in chains? Makes me wonder if there's going to be a big "Fag Bash" after-party. What happened to the smart, hip, fashion-conscious segment of the Queer Village? They left town for the weekend.
Saturday, June 23, 2001 - 10:49 p.m. -
I was going to start crowing about how cool I am now that I'm using the neat-o Opera browser, but I can't enter new pitas entries in it. Oh, the rich irony.
But I do quite like it. Faster and sleeker than the Other Two, and much less crashier. Well, only a little less crashy than IE5, but I'll take it. If only I could figure out the pitas problem...
Monday, June 18, 2001 - 09:11 a.m. -
CD-eating fungus.
CD-eating fungus. CD-eating fungus. CD-eating fungus. CD-eating fungus. Yeah!
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