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Friday, July 2, 2004 - 10:50 a.m. -
Yaaaaay!
Best news I've heard all week. I'd tell you, but it's better to read the headline yourself, I promise.
Friday, July 2, 2004 - 09:36 a.m. -
Wow. I had a dream that made me so happy I was sad to realize it was just a dream upon waking. It's good dream week here in Electric Lightnerland.
So here goes: Bush Jr. was on camera, walking in a field - or maybe a cemetary - with a little black kid in an army uniform. The kid looks up at the man and asks him a pointed question about the wisdom of the Iraq war. Then the president loses his shit and starts yelling at the little kid about going off the script and the kid breaks down in tears.
Maybe that could be adapted and used as a MoveOn ad...
Thursday, July 1, 2004 - 06:32 p.m. -
What to say to telemarketers.
Hilarious. Keeps getting better.
Wednesday, June 30, 2004 - 02:30 p.m. -
Seems that everyone I know is hopped up on IM these days. I was an early adopter - very rare for me - but also an early rejecter. I've got old accounts with Yahoo & ICQ, but I dunno what humans are using these days. Please advise. What is it, AIM? Are the beautiful people really relying on AOL for anything? Say it ain't so.
Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 10:14 a.m. -
Today I woke up from the most wonderful dream: RB Dalton and I were breaking into a snazzy house. I wanted to take their stuff, while he was there to blow it up. What a team.
How come you never see stuff like that from the Make-a-Wish Foundation? If I was a dying kid, I'd much rather blow up a rich person's house than meet Dale Earnhardt Jr. or go to Disneyland. It should be called the Make-a-Crappy-Low-Rent-Wish Foundation.
Friday, June 25, 2004 - 05:24 p.m. -
This is insane
and not safe for work or anything else. It's love chess!
Wednesday, June 23, 2004 - 11:15 a.m. -
That boy ain't right.
Words are failing me. I guess it's not pedophilia, exactly, but...what is it?
Wednesday, June 23, 2004 - 11:02 a.m. -
Could it be true?
If this article is right, then the new Canadian quarter will kick the ass of every other piece of currency ever. Even those giant rocks that were used in the South Pacific. Even Sacajawea dollars. Look at it - down there at the bottom of the article. It's like a Canadian Sanrio figure: Moosaharu? Go now.
Monday, June 21, 2004 - 12:38 p.m. -
I read today that Yahoo and Hotmail are screwing around with messages from GMail addresses. I'd surely appreciate it if one of you GMail humans would try my yahoo address (down there somewhere) and then send another confirming msg via some other system. Why does everything have to suck? It seems there must be a vast army of people roaming around the world looking for things that don't suck yet and then zapping them with suck-rays.
Wednesday, June 16, 2004 - 03:49 p.m. -
TREMBLE
before the mighty Stereox! I will crush you with sound!
Wednesday, June 16, 2004 - 03:41 p.m. -
Yeah!
Up is down! Black is white! I forget what 2 + 2 is, but I know where to find out.
Monday, June 7, 2004 - 08:30 p.m. -
Check this out.
A father may be charged with child abuse for taking his kid off Ritalin. I saw this moments after posting on Paul's blog about overdiagnosis of depression; I had been pleased with myself for leaving ADD/ADHD out of my ranting. D'oh.
Tuesday, June 1, 2004 - 11:12 p.m. -
Hooray for Craig's List!
Tuesday, June 1, 2004 - 11:33 a.m. -
Some actual reporting
on the campaign. It might be a small-ish issue, but it's good to see that CNN is looking at Bush's political use of Air Force One. Doesn't it seem a little weird that he has to make all those official visits to battleground states, but practically none to the states in the bag for him or Kerry? Huh.
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