Monday, December 13, 1999
billylog
for all of you who actually read this thing im sorry. i never update. never have. never will. i always say i will but pssshhht. im in it mostly for the design. and im lazy. sorry. i truly am.

Monday, December 6, 1999
yahoo
yahoo change its layout a little bit!

Monday, December 6, 1999
cdrom.com
cdrom.com went down! blashpemy!

Saturday, December 4, 1999
blink182.com
they updated - arg. my blaink yahoo club joinormama! you can talk about anyting, i promise.

Tuesday, November 30, 1999
idiot
this page makes me want to throw up

Wednesday, November 24, 1999
hahahah
hahahahah. no "i kiss you" here, buddha man!

Wednesday, November 24, 1999
squit
my moon monkey is on squit! do not steal my monkey! if you steal my monkey then i will kill you! with a briefcase!

Saturday, November 20, 1999
aol
ah hahahaha. wa hahahaha. i kiss you!

Saturday, November 20, 1999
the ever loved kottke
have you ever noticed how goddamn long it takes your browser to interpret kottke's page? look at his source ... hot damn!

Sunday, November 14, 1999
Ad campaign for a Brazilian internet company
go. there. now. (stole it from camworld), but thats ok cause i own it.

Wednesday, November 10, 1999
dolemites pimp builder
oh man i remember this! hehehe. kill whitey. and remember boys and girls - dolemite dot com is a member of the HO network

Wednesday, November 10, 1999
like mr clean
psssht!

"The Search for Men "Like Mr. Clean" Clean-off Championship was the culmination of a nationwide search to find a man that personifies the qualities of Mr. Clean. At the Clean-off, the finalists took their chances in a cleaning obstacle course designed to test a wide variety of household skills from diapering a baby to tackling the messiest of kitchen spills! "

Tuesday, November 9, 1999
marmalade pita
you know what i was doing? i was looking through my guestbook. and this girl named marmalade signed it. so i said "hey i remember marmalade girl." and i clicked on the link. and i went to her page. and you know what. she knew that i came back. she wrote it in her page. you know how that makes me feel? realy fucking great. wow. that made my day. that really made my day. then i said "marmalade girl, you are the woman." and she is cause billy doesnt lie. go to her page now. thanks marmalade girl, if youre reading this right now :)

Sunday, November 7, 1999
http://www.yahoo.com/robots.txt
yahoo exposed! mwahahahahahah. im on a roll!
# Rover is a bad dog

Sunday, November 7, 1999
beestation
it changed it changed! praise the lord! ive checked back at this webpage almost every single day since i found it to see if it would change and it did! what the hell is the beestation? somebody tell me please.

Sunday, November 7, 1999
dialpad
this is pretty neat. i dont usually do pages like this but hey, what the hell. its a free phone (long and short distance) that uses your modem and all that. and its free. did i mention free. it works to cause i called liz in georgia the other day.

Sunday, November 7, 1999
billylog
ok ive decided to give the weblog thing another whack. whatever. no, you cant see the old archives or anything, cause i dont know how. crap, at least im starting this thing out on the right foot.