i allowed my cousin will to interview me for this little bio section of my blog.
bad idea.
will:what is your name?
lauren:lauren.
w:what is your quest?
l:don't have one.
w:wrong answer.
l:it can't be wrong.
w:why not?
l:because this is MY profile. it's about me.
w:but, remember monty python?
l:yes... but this isn't monty python.
w:fine, you're no fun.
l:this was a stupid idea.
w:fuck you. back to the questions.
l:yeah.
w:sexual preferance?
l:what?
w:would you rather bang girls or boys?
l:that's a lame question.
w:no it's not. just answer.
l:i prefer boys.
w:me too.
l:silly gay boy. sneaking information about himself onto my profile.
w:pish. what sort of qualities do you look for in a man?
l:well, mrs. walters, i-
w:so first i'm not good enough, now i'm asking too many questions?
l:woah. it was just a joke.
w:fine. answer the question, bitch.
l:the quality question?
w:please.
l:uh... apperence or personality?
w:apperence, god love us shallow people.
l:i don't think i'm shallow.
w:that's what they all say.
l:(sigh) no use arguing with you.
w:correct.
l:anyways.
w:to phrase it better... what makes you SWOON.
l:long hair.
w:good answer, do you prefer japanese or chinese?
l:food?
w:no, men silly!
l:korean.
w:that wasn't a choice,
l:but that's what i choose.
w:i have to have some rule over you, as the interviewer i feel that it is my right to set up some sort of democracy. this is just total interviewing anarchy!
l:so?
w:fine. we're done.
l:that was really pointless.
w:oh well. some more about me. in question form! Email>lauren AIM>me again
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