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Funky girls
There are more than a few creepy things about this page. First of all, the guy who runs this is THIRTY. I don't know, there's something rather odd about a thirty-year-old man who collects pictures of younger punk girls. Secondly, why are these women sending him pictures? That, too, weirds me out. Next, coloring your hair does not make you funky; despite repeated hair-colorings, I am funkless. Read the FAQ for more creepiness (along with some homophobia). On top of all this, here's what's now running through my head: "Oh wonchoo take me -braka braka- to funky TOWN! braka braka"

out of order
I am on a really slow modem and I have about 200 emails in my newdream.net inbox alone, but ugh, i had to go look at this because Ben W. sent it to me. And I'm on long distance at a really slow modem, so i can't look at the images. but it's not me!

Andrew's mentioned!
Apparently Glitterbitch doesn't like BN2B. I do, though.

Don't let that cereal get soggy
For under thirty dollars, you can have sog-less cereal. Oh, those wacky inventors.

Aforementioned Cute Boy
Okay, I will really stop looking for more information on the singing Gap boy. It's the eyebrows, I tell you, and that complexion!

Gap campus stuff
Last night I went to a book-reading event at Bluestockings, which is a feminist bookstore on the Lower East Side. I was looking through the free flyers, because I am a paper hoarder. Seriously, I have boxes full of flyers and postcards and all kinds of things that should have been recycled long, long ago. Anyway, there was a comic strip on one of the flyers, and the basic point of it was that feminism is for all women. Good point, right? Well, the comic showed two women, one apparently an enlightened feminist and the other a nonfeminist. The artist had made the feminist tough-looking, and the nonfeminist was wearing a Gap shirt with poufy hair. The basic plot involved making Gap girl look stupid and ignorant, while feminist was this mighty know-it-all. The whole thing just bothered me, because it was completely alienating and judgmental. That's what made me go to the Gap page today (that, and Alex from the Gap "Dress You Up" commercial. He has a lovely complexion!)

idallas
Does Dallas mean Internet Dallas (shortening it to idallas) or I, Dallas (as in I, Claudius)? Maybe you should visit him to find out.

Another teenybopper entertainment magazine
Does the world need another publication extolling the virtues of Britney Spears' fashion sense? Nein. The domain name hasn't yet been registered. hmm.

Precious Fruci's Home Page
"I have had an attitude the size of Texas ever since! I like to play, but, ONLY FOR TREATS! Everything I do, I HAVE to have my treats FIRST!! I live for treats!!"

Free the West Memphis Three

crazy fans
Jennifer Love Hewitt in Star Wars.

EMO ALERT
I really hope this is a joke. Anyway, it's kind of weird how the new buzzword is emo. People have accused me of "not being emo enough."

I am so, so embarrassed
When the New Kids on the Block were popular (the first time), all my friends thought they were totally awesome rock and rollers. Ever the cutting-edge hipster, I went for an alternative band: The Guys Next Door. They had a television show as well as a rockin' album with lyrics that now make much more sense to me.

Naughty Hanson fan fiction
My, what prurient little minds have we here? I mean, really, what kind of person writes these kinds of Hanson stories?

S is for SQUIRREL
Damn right it is. Sometimes I think that I need to become a babysitter, so I can give some child lovely clothes like these.

anne arbour is like ann arbor
Dave is picking at a foot blister right now, and I am listening to the newish Get Up Kids EP. There's a song called Anne Arbour, but I don't know why they didn't spell it like the city name (is there a girl named Anne Arbour somewhere, or are they trying to be British?).

more snuggly fun
Brad Renfro and I went to dinner! Aaaaaah!

I am doomed.
Some people fear that university financial aid offices may not be prepared for the Year 2000 problem (Y2K is so cheesy). Well, that is just fab.

the snuggle bear fan club
Snuggles.net and the girl who runs it. There's a really funny portion in her biography (that makes me feel old) about her teacher.

punk's gonna kick ass soon
what is gob? am i completely out of it?

Ann is so smart!
Ann does a web site called Melty. She once lived in Ann Arbor. Annriffic! She has new additions to her page: draggable animals! Wow. There is nothing even slightly bad about this site. Wunneful, wunneful, as Lawrence Welk (or tha Welkmasta as I call him) would say.

Zorak's web page
DiPoopio. I love it.

Todd and Brooklyn
... two good things, even though one of them e-mailed a last-minute cancellation yesterday.