My pitas page

Aidan
Aidan is the most teched up guy I know (excluding, perhaps, his housemates). He's a computer genius, and inevitably I get confused when he talks about computer stuff because he knows so much! He has a neat alphanumeric pager, good music taste, and much much more. Yay Aidan!

Little Bunny Foo-foo
Who thought of this name? Foo foo? Like any urban hipster would want to bee seen with Foo Foo on her or his screen.

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
Television stinks, especially FOX. Stupid Cops show! Annie wants a Simpsons marathon! ugh!

boo hoo
If you like orange, you'll love this site. You'll also love it if you're a fan of cute Flash animation. The actual content is slim, but it looks pretty cool (especially the 3D viewing schtuff!)

Bjorky Spears
I found this linked at AdamWeezer's page, so I can't take credit for the find. But anyway, it's a funny little comparison between Bjork and Britney Spears.

better living through technology
If you're not busy next month, and you'd like to go to Florida...

chic happens
I love reading about fashion gossip, not because I'm into fashion but because this site does it so well. I mean they do it fabulously well. Fabulous is a big word in the fashion industry. Anyway, even if fashion bores you (as it should!), read it for funny captions like "GQ, Brute?"

maxim-esque
Do we really need someone saying that the Victoria's Secret catalog is erotic? Or that a 15-year-old boy would just love it? I didn't think so, either.

Brian's booky!
I am having a delightful ICQ chat with Brian right now, and he is telling me all about some books he's interested in. Perhaps you are interested in them too. Or perhaps you're interested in Brian's web page.

Eminem's trailer
Would you like to buy Eminem's former home? This trailer home is available for the low, low price of $27 K. A must for any aspiring whiteboy misogynist rapper.

ME WANT HONEYCOMB
Me want Honeycomb! Honey goodness! In a comb! Cardboard gives me gas!

Backstreet's back, all right!
This site tells the heartwrenching story of one man's journey to sexual liberation. Using the Backstreet Boys as a thinly veiled metaphor, he describes the pain and secrecy he felt as a "Backstreet Boys fan." Just read some of the clips:

"I was an 'in the closet' Backstreet Boys fan (just so you know, I'm not gay, it was a comparison)."

"At a point, AJ began doing pelvic thrusts to the floor during his solo, much to the female fans' liking. The boyfriends who were dragged to the concert just looked up at the ceiling and felt uncomfortable. I did too."

"On the internet, I could share my pride of the Boys with people who I wouldn't see in person the next day; it made me courageous enough to proclaim my 'Backstreet Pride.'"

Pride? Feeling uncomfortable with male sexuality? In the closet? Don't worry, Steve. We understand.

punk rock paper doll
What fun! An online paper doll that you can dress up like someone on St. Mark's Place. The internet needs more stuff like this, no sarcasm intended! Great fun.

The magical laughmaster
ooo heeee hawhawhaw! hoady hoady ho, oh oh it's magic! Yes, yes, very funny stuff. Dick Stoner is the magical laughmaster, and his assistant is the magical grouch.

slammin' fan fics
A touching vignette about a teenage girl, a dream, and a little magic from 'N Sync.

ms. magazine
Newly updated site for feminists and the smart people who love them.

u-n-i-t-y
Ooh, VH1 is great! Ginger Spice just introduced Queen Latifah. What a double whammy of cool women. I have tickets to the Lilith Fair this year, and although I have little interest in most of the music that's going on, I cannot wait to see Queen Latifah. "Your majesty, you are so clever. And I loved your book," I will tell her.

punk messages
Nikki Levine, who runs this page, is one of the first two people I met online. The other is Jason, who I finally got to meet last month. Both Nikki and Jason have blond hair, but it's Nikki who runs this message board.

stuff i like
I bought a laptop last May because my desktop system was too pokey. And now I want to buy a new desktop because I can't do Photoshoppy stuff too well with my nice little laptop. Should I buy this? I do not know.

Let's move to South Africa!
I had to do some research at work today about women in South African government. Wowee zowee (to borrow a Pavement title), 29.8% of high-rankin' officials are women. Why doesn't this happen here? Why do we have to deal with Strom Thurmond?