[close captioning of this program was brought to you by the purple skittles]
Wednesday, July 26, 2000 at
03:00 p.m. |
Yesterday two cars pulled up side by side at the redlight, and the boyfriend revvs his engine. Suddenly the passanger window in the other car rolls down and a bag flies outta thier window into the first car. What's going down? A drag race? A drug deal? hehe, a bag of skittles.
We're so fun! |
[red beans, condensed milk, and ice scare away the wide eyed people]
Wednesday, July 26, 2000 at
01:46 a.m. |
Don't tell me what it is if it's not cooked beef, chicken, seafood, vegetable, or fruit cause it tastes real good, and somehow telling me that escargot is just a fancy name for expensive snail butt 'n' head makes me slightly less comfortable with savouring the delicious juices...
Ever forget to put the lobster head first into boiling water? EEEEeeeeeee tap tap EEEEEeeeeee.... |
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