[Games of war]
Friday, December 8, 2000 - 09:43 a.m.
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What not to play when your family gets together, (following the results of a screening held in two households in Thanksgiving day 2000):
Risk (If the name wasn't enough warning!!!)
Scrabble (Overall if you don't have an accurate or certified dictionary, or if your uncle Ernie can make you believe that OOEWG is a foreign chick word that you could actually use... "That hat is so OOWEG!").
Scattergories (Boat is NOT an aquatic animal)
As surprising as it can be nobody was wounded in games of monopoly, sorry or life. You have been warned.
--GEK |
[please understand]
Thursday, December 7, 2000 - 09:32 p.m.
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Sometimes, I think if I had been persistent enough, or persuasive enough, or good enough, or a bahama trip I could transform that "no" into a "YES, I'd love to!" |
[Not a good sign]
Thursday, December 7, 2000 - 10:03 p.m.
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Nope, it is not good if a conversation between you and your doctor takes off in the middle of a light surgery intervention like this one:
GEK:"Ugh!!!! THat HURT!!!" O_O!!!!
Doc:"What hurt?" -_-?
GEK:"That needle that you just stuck somewhere over there!"
Doc:"Hum... uhhh... errr...(to the nurse) turn the gas up!" O_o;;;
And that is how yesterday I found out I am inmune to light kinds of local/general anestesia.
I really really really think I should change of doctor.
--GEK (Back for popular demand... untill medicine or networking shoot me down) |
[YIIAHRFLKJGW]
Thursday, December 7, 2000 - 05:32 p.m.
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I tried to archive, but it just wouldn't work!
I've updated my links. |
[you told the joke funnier last time]
Thursday, December 7, 2000 - 10:26 a.m.
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That's because I'm not going to flap my arms about and make silly elastic expressions in front of this guy who thinks I'm stupid enough already!
Yesterday, after taking in a play at the University's Timms Centre, we decided to go to a cafe. Two rum & cokes, and 1 Guinness can of beer later, Chris was extremely talkative and cheery. While for Meghan, two coolers had convinced her to explore the validity of dimes as food. In elementary class I drew a "horrific" picture of alcohol aliens killing the friendly pink brain cells, but last night as I burnt my tongue on the hot chocolate, the woozy element of fun brought on by social drinking was highly appealing. |
[It's morning time wench.]
Thursday, December 7, 2000 - 01:15 a.m.
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3 days. A lot can happen in three days.
A haircut could happen in four days! Since when did 24 hours x 3 seem like so much time not doing anything with a person? I must be awake too much.
My bestfriend and I still start and end our sentences, and here I thought I was only missing one person. I think it's time I start some sleep. |
[EEEE!]
Tuesday, December 5, 2000 - 08:54 p.m.
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This is sick, I've set my email to check for new messages every 5 minutes.
This feels like losing at solitaire over and over again. DING!
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[DevotedBee is cooler]
Tuesday, December 5, 2000 - 05:24 p.m.
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Hey guys, this random posting, do you think it's diluting the AngiePita sexiness? Or um, making it FUNNER? Well, I must take action. I'm going to have to stop crowding all the available orfices like I'm usually prone to doing.
Alrighty, according to Jeff, this place is getting stale. Before it was too specific boy oriented. After that it was too girly, and now it's boring!!!? I even had a dream about this happening, and Jeff was the "nay sayer" too! *gasp*
You know what that means..."CHA CHING!" 1-900-Angie-4tune / 1-900-Angie-2sexy . Hey the two services are practically interchangeable. "Mmmm....ello, owh may i be of servisss to you? Tell mama 4tune, yessss..."
"GEK" if you're reading this, please email me and I'll share the password with you. Your posts are awesome. No imposters, I konw what GEK tastes like, I mean GEK's flavor, I mean "flava," oh nevermind, but GEK, if you're out there, your presence is requested! |
[Yo]
Tuesday, December 5, 963 - 02:19 p.m.
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Yo - Why not? Like algebra, Y for why and o for knot. Are there any single ladies out there who like adventure? Do you like Economics or Earth and Atmospheric science? Email tuke_man@hotmail.com if you want a good time. I want a good time. This is my desperate plea. I am lonely.
Plea!
Ang, I love you dating service. I just know that I'll find someone this way.
You have got to have realized that that was funny. |
[chinese cookies are fun]
Tuesday, December 5, 2000 - 02:11 p.m.
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Play your fortune in the bed, if you haven't yet.
Just add "In the bed" or "Between the sheets" to the end of every fortune, such as:
"You are very talented in all grounds"-- "You are very talented in all grounds between the sheets"
Woohoo!
(I found this game somewhere I dunno where really).
-GEK |
[working was never fun]
Tuesday, December 5, 2000 - 02:06 p.m.
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Even when all I do is lock work stations, and call people perverts when they look at porn when they are not supposed to, I admit it, I am evil, I am the most evil administrator I know, but I guess that is good since nobody can top my evilness.
Today this girl came by and asked one of the other male-administrators if he could give her some extra password to access the net from home. For this purpose she was wearing a tight sweater and short skirt. Too bad my sweater was tighter and I had my leather skirt on. I was too much challenge for her, she felt inferior and couldn't quite get to work those female charms I suppose she was trying to use. When she left MaleAd1 laugh and said she was wearing and awful weave, and she was, goodness, it looked like an albatross had made a nest up there.
Women, learn your skills before going to kill!!!
--GEK
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Monday, December 4, 2000 - 11:35 p.m.
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rock stars have kidnapped my son!
-jocelyn |
[CLICK HERE]
Monday, December 4, 2000 - 11:00 a.m.
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denial
This morning my eyelids felt so luxurious closed. I couldn't be bothered to deprive my body of the warm blanket. It really is a Saturday morning, and last night was a wondeful Friday evening spent with Cameron. So today, I find it rather odd to be in class on what should be a Sunday.
Don't get me wrong, I'm still happy!
"explodingdog drawings for the holidays:
i will be selling drawings that you can give as gifts. i will have more info on how to order by the end of the week."
-Angie |
[What ifs]
Monday, December 4, 2000 - 09:51 a.m.
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I hate, 'what ifs.'
You mean, what if I leave [after entrenching myself into that mushy red stuff of yours, that you call a heart?] for University in Hawaii?
Well, shdamn, I guess I wouldn't pass up the opportunity. [but maybe I would] "Hypothetical doom," is treacherous!
- Angie |
[Never sleep with a person who is affraid of lizards]
Sunday, December 3, 2000 - 01:10 p.m.
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Really, it is not pleasant...
5:30 a.m., I wake up with Pep screaming and we both jump out of the bed.
GEK: "WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU???" 0_o!!!
Pep: "There was something crawling on my face!!!" 0_0!!!
GEK: "Something like what???" -_-;; (looking through the sheets).
Pep: "A lizard" o_o;?
GEK: "There are no lizards on this house dammit!!!" -_-
Pep: "oh... then it was nothing... good night!" ^o^
I don't need to say I couldn't go back to sleep.
--GEK |
[stop the presses!]
Saturday, December 2, 2000 - 12:52 p.m.
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Oops, I got GEK and DEK mixed up. Oh well, giant bitmap images of me and "gn" words are still gnfun. |
[Hello GEK!]
Saturday, December 2, 2000 - 12:26 p.m.
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A frequent poster! You will win my frequent poster award. hang on let me go get it...
Alright, it's a giant Bitmap picture of me!!! Aren't you excited? Or maybe, um, something even cooler. Hmm...
Are you thinking what I'm thinking????!
PUBIC HAIR!
I'm sorry, GEK, and general audience. The thrill of typing pubic hair has yet to fade. It's like laughing at the words, "hump," "do it," and, "fart.."
This morning i woke up to the sounds of my Harley Davidson purring softly, cause you know how quiet all motorcycles are. Anyway, this is my morning, so shhh!
I wasn't really thrilled at this shiny new addition in my room, so I sold it to the garden gnome on my sofa.
And then I really woke up to my sisters Playdoh on my face. Garden gnome and motorcycle, how could you abandon me? "gn" words are so much gnfun! |
[And I thought I was bizarre!]
Saturday, December 2, 2000 - 02:13 p.m.
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Pep: "Are you going to eat that?". O_O!!! (pointing at a piece of cheese stuck to a napkin after reheating my sandwich on the micro-wave).
DEK: "Uhhhh...no?". -_-;;
Pep: "Woohoo!!!" ^0^. (Eats it all happy).
There is always somebody weirder than you. |
[more fun with mash]
Friday, December 1, 2000 - 08:12 p.m.
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"But Jocelyn, if you do that you'll know the answer!"
You live in a Shack.
You're married to pubic hair.
You drive a pubic hair.
Your car is the color pubic hair.
You live in the state pubic hair.
Your honeymoon is pubic hair.
Your occupation is a pubic hair.
You have this many kids: 3 (3 male; 0 female). |
[MASH revisited]
Friday, December 1, 2000 - 07:56 p.m.
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rejections
You don't have this many kids: 6.
You're not married to gary.
You don't drive a folding briefcase.
Your occupation is not a professional bra fitter.
You're not married to nick carter.
Your honeymoon is not hotel mcdonald.
You don't drive a vw bug.
Your honeymoon is not on top of a llama.
Your occupation is not a DJ.
You don't have this many kids: 10.
You don't live in the state alberta.
You live in a House.
You're married to cameron.
You drive a audi TT.
Your car is the color rust.
You live in the state drunkenness.
Your honeymoon is mcdonald's play room.
Your occupation is a business representative.
You have this many kids: 1 (1 male; 0 female).
Those were Angie's results. |
[Marijuana is not a good name for a dog.]
Friday, December 1, 2000 - 05:48 p.m.
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Or at least I realized so the first time I called out my cousin's dog. I think we should find an alternative name for it, I guess Puff, that way he wouldn't find it too different.
--GEK |
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Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 10:44 p.m.
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whenever you're not sure what punctuation to use, just throw in a semi-colon. they're awfully literary and no one knows how to use them anyway.
Angie is going to delete this because it's not funny. It's all about the love, baby!
-Jocelyn |
[you can't get anything for 75 cents anymore : except this delicious bagel]
Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 06:35 p.m.
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It = a squashed piece of metal with wire coiled around it.
Jocelyn made it a bookmark. I made it a rear-view mirror for glasses. We were like that "Mick-guy-ver" personality!
"Can I take a shower at your house?"
"I'll tell my parents we're having sex. They'd be okay with that. As long as you don't have a shower."
"Really?
angie
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[I am sexy piece of genetics baby.]
Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 04:10 p.m.
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Angie, donate blood, but don't look at it. Yuck. It is hard to be such a good piece of genetical material baby, everybody wants a part of my body to clone.
--genetically-engineered-kitty |
[Hi there random posters!]
Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 01:49 p.m.
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Mystery guests, if you want, leave a name, or maybe an alias?
Anyway, I was thinking of donating blood, but that last post has made me all squeamish again.
username: angie password: cookie |
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Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 02:27 p.m.
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While sitting on the chair at the nurse's cubicle with my arm strapped and my blood being suck in industrial quantities I hear somebody say: "Hey, your blood looks quite dark."
The nurse then adds: "Hey!, looks like wine!"
I think they are all a bunch of vampires, otherwise how do you explain all that blood to make just 2 tests that require a drop???.
I hate doctors... I wonder what are they going to do with it anyways. |
[A New Message From The Future]
Thursday, November 30, 2019 - 10:62 p.m.
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That was a bad move! In the new future the cyborg troops have only become even stronger. You must remember to not trip over the lawn gnome. If you do, the future will refuse to change. |
[Joce, can i attend your Christmas eve service again?]
Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 10:02 p.m.
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I always start singing seasonal songs a little too early. I'm sure it has a lot to do with the fact tht they're the only songs I know the full lyrics to, and I think I've worn out the Backstreet Boy choruses by now...
Christmas caroling. Are you doing it?
Angie |
[1-800-why did my fish die?]
Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 07:24 p.m.
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HELLO I'm just dropping by to say HI! I can't think of anything to post, so I'll be back later.
Now you can be a part of AngiePita! Wanna leave a random message?
My password: cookie
My username: angie |
