bitchiness personified.

mann.
i'm smart.
i fixed per's blog!!
this is SO ego boosting.
anyways hahas so proud of myself.
oohs ans per's at yen tuition nows.
have fun dear.
i love you!! +)

× Wednesday, July 9, 2003 | 08:06 p.m. ×

test test testing.

hellos!!

test test

testingg.

× Wednesday, July 9, 2003 | 07:59 p.m. ×

from the heart
i'm giving you everything, everything
from the heart
i promise you that i'll be there
i'll be there to love you
from the soul
i'm showing you all i feel, all i feel is
from the heart, from the heart.
+from my heart.

× Monday, July 7, 2003 | 09:45 p.m. ×

A Small Problem

A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.

The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''

Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''

''How!?!?!?'' she asks.

''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''

''Well how long does it take?'' she asks.

''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.

''How did you know that?'' she wonders.

''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?'''

hhaahas. the man so mean. i wld have just CRIED.

× Monday, July 7, 2003 | 01:05 a.m. ×

i peeped at aaronn.!! :)
she is soo adorable. -runs away and hide-
i love you.!! :)

× Sunday, July 6, 2003 | 11:55 p.m. ×

hahas. okay. home.
thursay today.
friday tmr ! :D
i wanna go monks.
for a while.
i guess. -beams-
okays have been in a REALLY good mood these few days.
no actually not these few days only.
i;m ALWAYS happy but hmm these few days seem to be more perfect !!
hahas. all the more reason to be happy !
:D

clay is such a retard.
whats with giving up the cream sides of her oreos and throwing away all her FHM mags. -laughs-
but that's reall sweet :)

hmm.
nowadays everyone's either damn happy or damn sad.
like. hmm. hahas i;m definately happy !! :D
always am. joel and jasmine are happy !! :D
hahas. andddd. aaronn ? okay hope she's happy.
clay definately sounds happy !
hahas.
but syl sop keiji are all so sad. sighs.
relationships are such complicated things.
either so happy or so sad.
geez.
OOOOOH !! i think joycelyn and liane are happy too !! hahas. they shld be. joycelyn is sucha sweetie. okay liane is too :)
feel so happy for them :)

hahas.
yayyy !! :D
but that's okayyyyyyy
i've got MY girlfriedn.
even though she's -pauses- "alittle" psycho.
hahaas. ;)

× Thursday, July 3, 2003 | 06:11 p.m. ×

she's so weird it scares me.
~~i dont think she likes me.~~
and thinking of her name
is driving me insane.

she's my psycho girl,
my psycho girlfriend.
everything i say,
she takes it the wrong way.

she's my psycho girl,
~~my living nightmare.~~
she's everythin i need,
~~but i can't stand her~~.

~~i can't change her thinkin,~~
but she's so good lookin.
and thinkin of her name
is driving me insane.

spent the night in,
we started fighting
and since then,
it's never been the same.

× Wednesday, July 2, 2003 | 02:51 p.m. ×

ping's up !! :D

< ping> i yelled at muh mom this morning
< ping> cos she was screaming into my ear when i was slping
< `star> lols just say
< `star> "MUM !! COME ON MAN. IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT MY NAME MAKES UP 5/6 OF THE WORD SLPING !!! "
< ping> man youre actually considered quite smart despite being a not so blonde
HAHAHHA

< `star> my mum just told me i'm deprived
< ping> deprived ?!
< ping> sexually ?!
< `star> no, deprived :: that i didn;t have a proper email address.
< `star> " you can;t go arnd giving people that kind of email address. you're so deprived. even your daddy has a hotmail account "
HAHAHHA
hahahahha

< `star> nope.. actually i's the mel hse thing
< `star> it's the SBBS -secretive grin-
< ping> what ?! SUCK BIG BALLS SEASON ?!

see i told you ping was stupid.
-laughs-
now we're going to go mel's hse and call her and say.
" mel open your gate we're outside your house !! "
hahhhas.

my gosh i'm cnping all of this mornings convos because i'm SO amused. it must be the e learning. it's fucign with my brain.

oh abt the email thing ?
why i can't go rnd giving ppl tht kinda email address ?
well yeah thts because the address is
bimbo@fcuk-me.co.uk
hahahhahas.

× Wednesday, July 2, 2003 | 12:18 p.m. ×

i'm so sick and tired of being admired.

× Wednesday, July 2, 2003 | 11:59 a.m. ×

hahahas. just called ping.
woke her up.
WOOPS.
okay nevermind.
offered to log in for her.
so she'll get her attendance taken.
but she hurridly rolled out of bed and logged on.
silly lil :)

okay.
feel much happier after making up my mind,
won't do work tht i can't download on the first try.
HURRS.
no need to do wrk alr man. ;)

neightbours at it again.
blasting her damn tv.
i hope her speakers spoil. >:(

but i guess that's just what sluts do,
how cld it ever be just us two ?
i never loved you enough to trust you,
we just met and i just fucked you.

× Wednesday, July 2, 2003 | 11:50 a.m. ×

hahas okay.
linked everyone.
:D
finally.
during classtime.
:)

my mum is really an idiot man.
hahas. i was looking out of the kitchen window.
( ya ya during lesson time okay )
and i saw my sister and maid waitinf for schoolbus downstairs !! :D
hahas. so i was like
" OEI SASA ! UPSTAIRS ! HIEEEEEEEEE ! "
hahas thats sorta thing.
then i told my mum !
that was my first mistake.
second mistake was asking her to "wave lahh !".
shit.

she stuck the entire top half of her body out of tht damn kitchen window i SWEAR and she BELLOWED " HEY BABY ! " and started waving like a person gone mad. geez. i think she woke everyone in yishun up man.

< marilyn`> kris is sleepin lahhh hahaha
< `star> well probably not after my mum shouted.
< `star> -nods firmly-
< `star> trust me
< `star> if you call her nw
< `star> she's prolly awake and in shock

my mum is REALLY loud.

// see how much you'll be partying then.

× Wednesday, July 2, 2003 | 10:51 a.m. ×

okay i give up
and i JUST realised that i've been in the wrong class for the whole mornin.
i feel disabled.
modem is CRAWLING along the modem highway.
GEEZ.

× Wednesday, July 2, 2003 | 09:24 a.m. ×

hahas. just read joel and sophia's blog.
feel nice and fuzzy when i read they're blogs.
:D ooohs i see my sister, naked !!
-laughs-

okay at epebble nows.
but noones on msn.
think they all pon.
hahas. yeah.
so tired cux i slept late yest.
all aaronn''s fault lahh !
talk talk talk.
tsk.
hahas okay actually we were making psychotic noises.
okay it's not what you think.
but she's got this desperate craving for cheerleader porn.
hurrs !! :D
okay hahas this is mad.

anyway marilyn is SO smart !
gosh. no wonder no wonder kris fell so hard for her ! hahas.
[Wed 08:49 am] < `star> okay the next word starts with le
[Wed 08:51 am] < marilyn`> letter of recommendation!
[Wed 08:51 am] < marilyn`> haha
[Wed 08:52 am] < `star> WHAT THE HELL
[Wed 08:52 am] < `star> hahas
[Wed 08:52 am] < `star> i slowly went
[Wed 08:52 am] < `star> lea
[Wed 08:52 am] < `star> leb
[Wed 08:52 am] < `star> lec
[Wed 08:52 am] < `star> led
[Wed 08:52 am] < `star> LIKE SOME IDIOT
[Wed 08:52 am] < marilyn`> hahahahha
[Wed 08:52 am] < marilyn`> thn u will get lesser pt
[Wed 08:52 am] < marilyn`> pts*
[Wed 08:54 am] < `star> hahas
[Wed 08:54 am] < `star> i knw
[Wed 08:54 am] < `star> i got -94
[Wed 08:54 am] < `star> HAHAHAHHA

english freaking SUCKS.
hahas cux see you must defien the meaning of words they give you lahh.. it't this programme. and the more times you try the less marks you get. hahas. and since i'm doing my trail and error i'm obviously getting dangerously negative marks ? hahas.
per the idiot. -sulks-

aaronnaaronnaaronn. :)

× Wednesday, July 2, 2003 | 09:00 a.m. ×

you're the reason i smile. says:
oh no. i drowned 2 honey stars in the basin

my gosh.
isn't she just soo cutee ? :)
-simpers-
hahas.
can't you just imagine her holdin a box of honeystars in one hand and peeking desperately down the basin for the two other lost stars ?

~~eeeeps ! x)~~

okay she FORCED me to cancel it.
see i'm being tortured by my girlfriedn.
-SULKS-

× Tuesday, July 1, 2003 | 05:26 p.m. ×

okay.
feeling much better.
bitching IS a good excercise.
i fel much healthier !!
hahahhas.

oh,
unleash the bitch within.

;)

× Tuesday, July 1, 2003 | 11:26 a.m. ×

fuck it.
hahas i just closed school down !!
hahas. righttttt.
okay lahh only the school page.
so means i ran away from school !
hahas. serves them right.

NOT going to mel's house today.
because ping has art.
art attaaaacccckkkkkk !!!!
okay lame. hmm wait.
-replies message happily-
:D
hahas.

oohs this is scary !!
i changed my nick and people STILL knw i'm me !
wow ! hahas.
and they even know where my NEW house is
oh mannn. hahas.

[Tue 10:44 am] < growlfuck> lols thn wht by the side of yishun ring road ah ?
[Tue 10:45 am] < s|aOgUrL> hahs
[Tue 10:45 am] < sT[a]Rz--> u stay near kris?
[Tue 10:45 am] < s|aOgUrL> a few blks away wad

wow seriously amazing man.
hahas.

gnohclyrehcuoyevoli +

even thou you're infertile.
-sniggers-

× Tuesday, July 1, 2003 | 10:27 a.m. ×

hmm. okay.
getting incresingly pissed off with epebble.
downloaded the math tuitorial,
but i don't have the programme to open it.
what the fuck.
sigh.

fuck stnicks, fuck epebble, fuck elearning, and fuck worldclassschool.
hate it when the schools involve their students in their childish rivalry,
and they're always blaming us for being the childish ones.
if they DON'T have the technology to do it then DON'T try !
the other schools can do it because they're good and up to it !
geez. so OUR school starts feelin insufficient and does some fucked up elearning as well.
only ours DOESN'T work.
oh like. PLEASE grow up.
all the more reason for the rest to snub us.
~~like how we gossip about CMIs.~~
and which ordinary person wakes up at EIGHT FUCKING AM to switch on the computer and go for online lessons ?
ugh.
\

brains brains.
i'm going back to sleep.
so much for trying.
the page is down again.
oh nevermind.
i take back the again.
it's NEVER been working anyway.

× Tuesday, July 1, 2003 | 10:14 a.m. ×

you can call me selfish,
but all i want is your love.
you can call me hopeless,
cux i'm hopelessly in love.
you can call me unperfect,
but who's perfect ?
tell me what do i gotta do
to prove that i'm the only one for you.
so what's wrong with being selfish ?

i'll be taking up your time
till the day i make you realize
that for you there could be no one else.
i've just gotta have you for myself;
baby, i'd take good care of you,
no matter what it is you're going through,
i'll be there for you when you're in need.
baby, believe in me :)

cux if love is a crime then punish me, i wld die for you. cux i don't wanna live without you.

hahas.
back from bloody yen tuition.
okay let's see,
school reopened today,
got to see ele, joe, krist, mel, ping !! :D
hahahhahas. miss them so much.
okay obviously not as much anymore,
but that's not the point.
oh no i'm beginning to talk like aaronn.
geez. -laughs-

okays anyway.
e learning tmr and wednesday so i'll be (obviously) blogging alot. ( during classtime ) hahas.
yeah then we're going to mel's house to make.. something.
-smiles secretively-
wanna find out thn go mel's house tmr lahh !!
hahas okay thats dumb,
what if like 9748758347593847593875 people turn up outside mel's house tmr ?
she's so gonna kick my ass.
hahas okay that's kinda far fetched right.
see i'm going psychotic ( aaronn ).
soooo out of point.
-laughs-

ya okay soooosososoooo.
thats it. blah.
can't think of anythin alr !
it's always like that.
i've always got so much to blog about
then when the pitas page FINALLY finishes uploading,
i've forgotten.
hmms.

oohs watched friends just now !!
OH ! maybe everyone is actually right and i DO act like phoebe.
oh but that's not the worst part :)
the scary thing is that i'm actually beginning to notice some alarming resemblance !
-smiles- no lahh, actually, i sing better ! :D
so now you know ;)

× Monday, June 30, 2003 | 11:15 p.m. ×

darling let me know if there's anything your heart needs.
i'll work vigorously just to keep you happy.
just let me know if there's a dream you should ever see.
i'll make reality say i do
and i'll show you.

× Sunday, June 29, 2003 | 09:37 p.m. ×

there's this like. celebration/function thing going on underneath my house.
and i went dwn to buy a crunchie.
i saw this kids central competition.

basically you go on stage and rap the kids central rap and i tell you, i'm a pro at it.
i remember it by heart !!
i tell you i wld have done WAAAAAAYY better thn those supsupsui kids man. -shakes head-
hahahs. ;)

× Saturday, June 28, 2003 | 08:10 p.m. ×

Your a very warm person who wants to be loved for
who you are. Love means the world to you but
you want it to be right. You have a vision of
perfection when it comes to true love. Just
remember, love is always perfect, but people
never are. You gotta be willing to take the
good with the bad, just as you want people to
except that about you.

What does love mean to you?
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heh haven't been blogging in AGES.
connection SUCKS.
yeah everyone i'll link you guys soon okays :)
i'm REALLY sorry.
hahas.
REALLY.

aaronn ::
hahas thanks silly :)
didn't realise tht it spelt my name till you told me.
hahas. thanks. :)
it's REALLY sweet -beams!-
love you :)

× Friday, June 27, 2003 | 12:44 a.m. ×

putting my life on higher grounds.
enticing my mind everytime you fix your eyes on me.
acclerating my hearbeat with every kiss.
refreshing my soul each time you touch.
losing my sanity when we shrub.
yammering my lungs out for every forest fire.
netting my attention with everything you say.

knock me off my back,
open up my life,
hide me from my fears.

Soothing all my anxieties,
here i have no fears.
expression of my love,
reassurance of my love.
mermerized with everythings about you.
i can never thank you enough.
neath the stars i thank you.

i love you !!

× Thursday, June 26, 2003 | 09:54 a.m. ×

hey the time is 11 : 23 a.m !! :D
okay as then whole world can see i screwed up my pretty pink template. -growls-
but that's okay i'm not in this alone. :D
i screwed aaronn's diaryland up also.
heh heh. now she has no links.
oops.
no actually she HAS links but they're all covered up by this gigantic picture. ahahs.
okay shall sort it out some other day.
i promise.

heehee.
haven't been blogging in ages.
butbutbut.
she's been blogging for me so nevermind.
hahas.

oooohs. highlighted my hair on friday !! :D
RED :)
actually the stylist wanted to do me blonde,
but NO WAY am i gonna go blonde.
EVERYONES gonna call me ~~THE~~ a dumb blonde.
hahahhas. -glares-

hiyahh to lazy to blog. basically in town every single day.
-nods-
for more info, click here.

hmmmm :) the shift key on my mum's keyboard makes a nice SHOOOOK sound when you press it. -smashes finger happily on shirt key-
hahhhas. :)
towning agn later.
thn hafta go for bloody yen tuition.
stupid yen and her eternal pms.
GROWLS.

oooohhhh welllls. SO BORED.
actually the s p a c e b a r makes a very nice sheeek sound. yayyyy.!!!! hahahhs.

` you.
turn me around
` i can't let you go.
you gotta believe we're
m f e o

× Monday, June 9, 2003 | 11:23 a.m. ×

ooh yesss. succesfully archived everything. but now it looks kinda very blank. okay. up to per to blog nows.

× Sunday, June 8, 2003 | 02:49 p.m. ×

ahhhhhhhhh. okay i'm trying to archive older entries.

× Sunday, June 8, 2003 | 02:44 p.m. ×