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Name: Neal
Contact: Email
Age: 20
Born and raised: Southern CA
Ethnicity: Italian, Puerto Rican, Native American, Scottish, French,
British. Yeah, I'm a mut.
Occupation: Bum/College Student
Major: Criminal Justice
University I Got Booted From: Cal Poly University, SLO
College I Now Attend: Moorpark College
Aspiration: To be a true hero of our generation
Hobbies: getting injured (unintentionally of course)
Please: Buy me stuff
Television: Jackass, The Critic, The Simpsons, UCB, Whose Line is it Anyway,
and any show that involves Matt's mom and peanut butter!
Movies: se7en, Fight Club, Snatch, 12 Monkeys, Braveheart, The Patriot,
Gladiator, The Empire Strikes Back, Aliens, The Godfather (parts I and II,
but not III), The Matrix, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Bands: Pennywise, Unwritten Law, Dogwood, Hangnail, AFI, Weezer
Anime: Cowboy Bebop, Escaflowne, Evangelion, Samuri X, Lodoss War, Akira
Video Games: Counterstrike, FFIX, FFVII (dang, I still gotta finish that), Zelda (the original, and Ocarina of Time), Metal Gear Solid, Diablo, Tony Hawk (1 and 2)
Known Gang Affiliations: Ten-ya Crew and The Mormon Mafia (honorary member)
Hates: white trash, bad grammar, and Matt's Dad
Loves: talking in the third person, hand to hand combat, and ellipses
Alcohol: is for big fat stupid dumby-heads
Fav. Drug: natural adrenaline
One hot Broad: Matt's mom
Words: Dude, score, freaking, totally, awesome, sweet, rad, definitely, wusser, bud, crap, weak, lame, suck(s)(ed)(y), stoked, scoop, classic, basically, dang, heck yeah
I am: Van Fanel, Solid Snake, Spike Spiegel, Obi Wan Kenobi, Tyler Durden, the T1000, Rurouni Kenshin, Bruce Lee
Proud of: Clocking 79 hours on FFIX in less than 2 weeks
Ashamed of: (see previous entry)
Names people have called me: Nil, A.D.D. Boy, Welfare Boy, Sloth Boy, Lover Boy, jerk, sexy mongrel (thank you Matt's mom), and many other various obscenities
Hitlist: Adam Corolla, Howard Stern, Jeff Manson, Chuck the Security Guard, Jar Jar Binks, The 3 dipwad RAs from Tenaya (Rob, Chris, and Becka), Steve (the beer guy), and that guy that tried to pick a fight with me at Pacific Sunwear
Color / Blue
Flavor / Blueberry
Aura / Crimson
X / Sheishirou (heck yeah)
Mecha / Escaflowne
Evangelion / Kaji (the only Eva character without major psychological
problems...awesome)
Cowboy Bebop / Spike
Escaflowne / Allen (but if I change the hair color to dark, I'm more like
Van. So let's pretend I have black hair again)
Purity / 67% pure
Bastard / 37% bastard
Gay / 16% gay
ADHD: Positive (test taken in a clinical setting)
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